Crazy trouble with love part 4
Female StormFlower and Ren
Series: RWBY
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-Oobleck's class room-
Ren sighed as he patted Nora's head on his lap.
"Zzzzz."
'She has to break this habit.' He thought before seeing the teacher pulling out some greenish red Dust in a large tray.
"This students is the exact combination of Ice, Fire and Gravity Dust heated to exactly 140 degrees celsius." He said while speeding around. "Highly unstable and flammable."
"Isn't that dangerous?" Asked Ruby with her hand raised.
"Yes but not when safety procedures are used Miss Rose." he replied while putting some gloves on and goggles. "Everyone put the goggles and gloves on and do not take them off until it is safe to do so."
They all did as Ren put some goggles on Nora and let it snap on her face.
"OW!"
"Welcome back from the dead."
Nora frowned at that. "Renny!"
"Hey, you're the one sleeping." he shrugged.
"Still!" She pouted before grabbing his sleeves and pulled out Stormflower before grinning. "What if I did that to you?"
"Nora, put my weapon down."
"Nope." She grinned before moving them away. "Not until you apologize for hurting my face."
"Nora I mean it, give them back." he spoke scooting closer.
"Sorry Renny but no dice." She grinned while moving them farther away before accidentally using them as a boomerang. "Oops."
The two weapons flew in the air before activating and hitting the Dust.
"Oh cr-"
KABOOM!
Everyone was blown away with some falling out of the class.
The Dust caused the area to be covered in the greenish red stuff as flames overtook the weapons.
"..."
"..."
"..."
"...um….I blame it on you Renny."
Ren frowned at that remark before noticing that Stormflower was melting, which was bad given the bullets still in it. "Oh fuck!"
KABOOM!
More explosions occurred as Dust covered the area like snow and hail.
"Duck and cover students!" cried Oobleck ducking under his desk.
The students jumped under the desks as explosions started to increase in size at an alarming rate.
After ten massive explosions, it started to stop as the Dust began to settle.
"Is it over?" Asked Ruby to Yang as she looked her head up.
"I think so?"
"Ugh my head." Pyrrha groaned.
"My butt." Jaune said rubbing his butt.
"My face." Cardin groaned while having an allergic reaction to the Dust. "Ah! My face!"
"Mr. Winchester, go see the nurse, as for the rest of you, be exiting the classroom while I try to air all this out."
They nodded as Cardin ran out of the room. Only for two groans to be heard right where the Dust explosions were.
"Pain…."
"So much….pain…"
Ren blinked as the Dust cleared and went wide eyed seeing two naked girls with pink hair reaching their necks, with light green skin near the eyes, pink eyes, with large asses and a equal D cup chest.
"What happened?" Both said in unison.
Ren and literally every guy there dropped their mouths in shock.
They blinked before looking around. "So tall."
"Wait we're talking."
"Huh? We are? Didn't notice sister."
"Then why are we….breathing?"
"Ha, we aren't breathing Flower."
"Storm, if we aren't breathing then why are we right now?"
"...no clue."
"Storm….Flower?" 'No...no no no, this can't be possible.'
They turned to Ren and waved to him. "Hi master."
The students turned to Ren in confusion.
"Master?" Blake asked. "What are they talking about?"
Ren groaned at that. "I have no idea, the idea of what just happened is too crazy to be possible. I'm thinking the Dust fumes are just making us see things."
"Master." Flower frowned. "You're so mean!"
"And it's not the fumes, which is odd since we can taste them." Storm said.
"And it tastes like Nora's smelly feet after sparing."
"Or it might be your hair products. Really why keep your hair from being pink? It's a natural color."
"And pink is the new black you know."
"Agreed Flower."
"Thanks Storm."
Nora frowned hearing that part before laughing at the pink part. "Oh god Renny has pink hair! Oh god my ahahaha!"
"Don't laugh at master!" they declared before jumping at her resulting in a dust cloud.
"Ow ow! Not the hair!"
"How about the fat ass!"
"And the flabby chest!"
"Hey! That does it you bitches!"
"You're DEAD!"
Jaune blinked before turning to Ren. "Um….are you sure it's a dream? Because it feels too real to be one."
"My weapons are somehow naked girls, does that sound ANYWAY logical or possible?"
"...no." He admitted before seeing the girls do something that shocked everyone.
They turned their hands into pistols on one side and a dagger on the other.
"Say it you bitch!" They growled while pointing to Nora's face. "Say you're sorry to master!"
"Ah! I'm sorry Renny!"
They smirked before moving the weapons back into their skin. "Good answer."
Storm then walked to Ren and smiled. "Hi master."
"How's life?" Flower asked with a smile.
"What are you?"
"You're faithful and sexy weapons." Both said with a giggle.
He blinked once, then twice, before slapping himself. 'Wake up, wake up, come on wake up!'
"Master, want to rub my barrel?"
"No rub my handle."
"Master."
"Master."
"Master, rub our handle/barrel!" They said at once.
He blushed at the implications while turning to Oobleck opening windows. "Professor, please tell me I'm hallucinating."
"If I said that it would be lying." He said. "Plus this Dust is combustible, not part of a hallucinogenic compound."
"...then they are…."
"Real as you and me Mister Lie."
He went wide eyed before seeing the girls disappear on him. "Um where did they go?"
"Out of the room." Pyrrha said pointing to the door. "And they said something about having fun with a few custard pies."
'Oh no.'
(With the girls)
"Flower."
"Yes Storm?"
"Want to mess with that new team?"
"The one with the big ass woman in red?"
"The same."
"...ok. But let's first get the green haired one."
"Fair enough." She smiled while needing to CEM's room. "Ready?"
"Ready to go."
(Inside room)
"So the Cat Killer 9000 isn't in the plan?" Mercury asked Cinder while holding said weapon.
"Of course not."
"Oh….so I guess I have to give it to Emerald then right?"
"Gee, what do you think?" she replied with a frown and sarcastic tone.
Knock knock.
"Open up!"
"It's the VPP!"
"VPP?" Cinder asked confused.
"The Vale Pet Police. And you're all under arrest for first class pet murder!"
They looked at each other lost before Cinder walked over and opened the door.
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Um….yo?" The two girls said in unison. "Nice weather we're having today?"
"Who are you?" she asked while raising an eyebrow at seeing them naked.
"Storm."
"Flower."
"And we are the sexy sisters of Lie!"
"...what?"
They turned to each other.
"Is she really that confused?"
"Maybe? I mean we just tried to prank her."
"Still, she should be laughing."
"Must not be the laughing type."
"Or she's one hundred years old."
"We are only six years old so why is this girl that old?"
"...no reason." Flower said as Storm facepalmed.
"If that was meant to be a prank then you've failed." spoke Cinder bluntly.
"Which part?"
"The six year old part."
Both blinked and cocked their heads. "That's no prank."
She sighed before shutting the door.
"..."
"..."
"Can we have some clothes? Please?"
The door opened as some clothes were thrown at them.
"Thanks."
"Enjoy the Cat Killer 9000."
"Um….why did you take my clothes?" Emerald asked.
"They were lying around."
"They were clean." She deadpanned as Mercury chuckled at that. "Oh go blow a Ursa!"
"Nah, not enough green for my tastes."
She threw a pillow at his face while blushing red.
(With Ren)
He was running around to try and see if he could find his weapons. 'God where are they?!' He then noticed Coco, in a bunny suit with pink hair, stomping towards him with hate.
"You!" She growled. "You and your crazy sisters are in BIG trouble!"
"Um, to be clear, they're not my sisters, they're….my weapons."
"..." she grabbed his shirt. "Quit the crap! I know you're behind this Ren!"
"Why me? Why not Nora? Or Ruby? Or even Jaune?"
"They kept saying YOUR name when those two put me into this outfit, while sleeping mind you, with hot glue!"
"So….that won't come off?"
"Not until YOU help me get out of this fucking outfit!" She growled while giving off a death glare.
Ren gulped at that before seeing the weapons running down a corner. "Sorry, gonna have to work on that later." before running after them.
"Get back here you son of a bitch!"
But he was too far away as he ran into the cafeteria and saw they disappeared again. 'I know they came in here, but where?'
That was when a pie was thrown at Weiss.
SPLAT!
And hit her in the face.
"Ahhh! Who threw that!"
SPLAT!
Another pie was thrown as more pies were sent flying in every direction.
SPLAT!
SPLAT!
SPLAT!
'There!'
The hail of pies continued before it changed to a storm of fish.
"AAAHHHH!" Screamed Neptune while using Scarlet as a shield.
"Hey!"
"Fish equals water! Keep them away!"
"You're insane!" He yelled before getting hit by a something odd, a bowl of chicken soup in the face. "AAHHHH!"
'This needs to stop now!' Ren thought before seeing the girls running out the back away. "Girls! Get back!"
They didn't stop as they closed the door behind them.
"Girls!"
(With said girls)
"Sister, let's cause a flood."
"In the laundry room or the bathrooms?"
"Both."
"...fine but a small one. Master would get mad if we did a massive one."
"Fine Storm. No need to bring master into this." She groaned before seeing Glynda. "Hey lets prank her."
"Are you sure?"
"Yep plus it's fun."
"...fine but no lasting scars ok?"
She gave a thumbs up before they carefully walked behind her. They counted down from three before grabbing the bottom part of her and yanked it down revealing her black panties.
"EEEP!" Glynda screamed while trying to cover them. Only to have her panties taken down as well. "EEEPP!"
The girls giggled at that before they were met with a evil glare. 'Shit!'
"You….you…..BRATS!"
"Run for it!"
"Master Ren preserve us!" Flower screamed before they ran off like the devil.
Cue Ren running towards the teacher and stopped seeing the naked snatch. He blushed crimson while Glynda hastily pulled her clothes back on and glared at him.
"Um…..morning Miss Goodwitch?" He said with a blush.
"Mister Lie, you have some explaining to do."
(With the girls)
They ran and ran before running into JNPR's room and locked the door.
"That...was…."
"Too….close…."
"For comfort." Both panted before turning around to see Pyrrha looking at them. "Hello."
"Hello." She waved.
"Um….nice day right?" Flower asked.
"Like a nice day...to see master's underwear?" Storm asked with a hint of merit in her voice.
"And his junk." Flower giggled. "His cute little sword~"
Pyrrha blushed and looked away. "Um, just who are you two?" 'What this about master? And why are they naked?!'
"I'm Flower."
"And I'm Storm."
"And we are the sexy weapon sisters!" They said with a pose. "And we are also master Ren's cute weapons~" they winked at her.
"...huh?"
They frowned at that.
"You know us."
"We fought with you with master."
"And we saved your life."
"And that of your boyfriend."
Pyrrha blushed before shaking her head. "I'm sorry, but I don't...wait, Ren's weapons?"
"Yep." Flower grinned. "And he really loved my handle."
"And my barrel." Storm said with a sigh. 'Oh master~'
"I can imagine his hand on my handle and rubbing it." She sighed with a giggle.
Pyrrha looked at them with wide eyes and covered her ears. 'I don't wanna imagine that!'
They sighed before hearing a banging at the door as they ran under Ren's bed.
"Open up!" Ren yelled.
"Don't." whispered Storm.
"Masters going to melt us." Flower whispered in fear.
Pyrrha blinked before unlocking the door.
'NO!' They screamed in their minds as Ren walked in with a pissed off expression on his face.
"Where are they?"
"Where are who Ren?"
"The little brats named Stormflower!" He frowned while looking under the beds.
"Um….they just left?"
"Pyrrha, don't try to hide them. They need to learn that causing pranks like this is bad. Especially for everyone around them." He said while looking around. "Those two have glued Coco into a bunny suit and caused god knows what today."
"A bunny suit? Really?"
"Yes and I nearly got slugged that time."
The twins gulped as they saw their master getting closer and closer to the hiding spot.
"What are you going to do to them Ren?"
"I'm going to spank them like the little brats they are."
"Ah...ah...ah...ACHOO!" Sneezed Flower while a bullet flew out of her nose and hit the wall next to Ren's head.
"Flower!"
"Sorry, didn't know I could sneeze."
"Idiot." she frowned before Ren reached under and pulled them out with a frown. "Um...oh! There you are master, we've been looking for you."
"We have? I thought we were hiding because master would melt us?"
'Idiot!'
"So….master." Flower gulped. "Um….eh….sorry?"
(One spanking later)
"Ow ow ow ow!"
"My handle hurts!"
"And this is for pantsing Glynda!"
SMACK!
"OW!" Storm jumped while Flower started to cry in pain.
"My handle! Master you big meany!"
"You two are gonna learn your lesson." Ren frowned while slapping harder.
They started to cry as they felt their 'handles' turning red.
"Ren." Pyrrha said while a little worried. "I think they had enough."
"What do you two say?"
"Master." They cried. "We're sorry!"
Ren gave them one last slap to their asses before letting them go.
They looked at him with tears before hiding under the bed again.
"You can hide there if you want, but that's what you get for going too far with pranks."
"Master."
"We know but…."
"We just wanted to get used to these bodies."
"So we could serve you like before." Both said sadly.
Ren raised his eyebrow at that. "Serve me? You mean use you to fight?"
"That and more."
"We just want to be there for you in everything."
"Even the times where you look sad."
"So please don't melt us or throw us away." Both said while crying even more.
"Woah woah woah, who said I was gonna do that?"
"But you're mad." Flower sniffled.
"And you called us brats, meaning we failed you." Storm cried.
"We failed you so badly." They cried while Ren tried to calm them down.
"Girls I'm not going to throw you away! I'm not even that mad now." 'For the most part.'
"Huh?"
"Look, I was only mad because you hurt some people. I mean why the hot glue?"
"I thought it was regular glue." Flower blushed. "Sorry."
"Flower." Storm facepalmed.
"Regardless, I'm not going to throw you two away." he crossed his arms. "But you two ARE gonna be apologizing."
"Yes master." They said at once. "Just….come here a second."
He moved down before getting kissed on the cheeks.
"For you."
"Our sexy master."
He blushed while Pyrrha hid her small chuckle.
'How cute. Weird but adorable at the same time.' She thought as they got out of the bed and grabbed Ren.
"Let's go!"
"And make things right!"
"For master!" They cried out before running out of the room with Ren behind them.
Pyrrha watched them go while smiling. "Have fun you two love birds."
"PYRRHA!"
'He he. I'm going to enjoy this very much.' She thought as the screen went black.