Crazy trouble with love part 4
Kiva and Coop
Series: Megas XLR
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"I'm telling you, these "hot dogs" you keep trying to get me to eat aren't food!"
"And I'm telling you that you gotta trust me on this, they've been around since I was a kid and nobody's complaining." spoke Jamie while they walked downtown while he bit into his hotdog.
"We don't have anything like it in my time and what part of the animal do you get cylinders of meat from?" she asked while looking at hers with a raised eyebrow.
"To me, it's better to just enjoy and not think too hard on it." he replied while biting into it again While they passed by a small store. "Let's stop in here for a sec, I told Coop I'd bring him back some cheese curls."
"Fine." she said as she followed him into the store. She watched him walk off down an aisle and tossed her hotdog in the trash before idly walking down the nearest aisle with boredom. "Honestly, how is he able to eat this stuff?" she said before a brightly colored magazine caught her eye.
It had a picture of a blond woman smiling widely out while wearing a red dress and seemed to be advertising something.
"What is this?" she asked out loud as she picked it up. She opened it up and slipped through some pages that didn't seem all that before stopping and went wide eyed at seeing a dark skinned women with brain hair relaxing on the beach in a blue swimsuit with her hands behind her head with the picture showing her entire body. "H-h-how scandalous!" she shouted with a blush.
"What is?" asked Jamie walking over with the bag and looked at the page. "Wow! Haven't seen this issue yet, niiice."
"Y-you like this!?" she looked at him like he was crazy.
"What guy doesn't?"
"E-Even Coop?!"
"Well he might be all for food, cars, explosions, and the usual guy stuff, but I bet ya he has a stash of playboy's somewhere around. I take it they don't have this magazine in the future?"
"A-Almost all magazines have long since been destroyed in the future, plus we were busy staying alive." she replied shaking her head. "I mean, sure we still had summer and people would try and cool off when they could, but they never showed THIS much skin."
"Bummer, the future sounds boring." Jaime said in disappointment.
"We were being invaded, what did you expect it to be like?" she raised an eyebrow.
"Fair enough, but what I do know is that I would do anything for a woman if she showed up like that at my house." he said with a grin.
She rolled her eyes and flipped the page, only to see a red head in a green bikini winking at the camera while propping her heads with her arms while on her stomach. 'Odd, she kinda looks like me' she thought before getting an idea. "Jamie, I have a question."
"What is it?"
"Just how far would someone go to 'be with' a woman like this?" she asked as she held up the magazine.
"For her, pretty far, I'd give almost anything, why?"
"Just curious." she replied while looking at it. "Just curious."
(Later)
"Coop, I got your chips!" called Jamie walking into the garage with said man currently under his car.
"Great, leave them next to me man!" he said as he wheeled out underneath the car.
Jamie put the bag down and walked off to grab a soda while Kiva walked downstairs with the magazine.
"This might be just what I need." she remarked looking through it. "If men are easy to sway by women just by flashing their bodies, then maybe I can use this to get Megas, but I'm gonna have to learn as fast as I can before trying it out." she said as she sat down on the couch. "Now, there has to be tips or guides to wooing a man in here."
She flipped the next page and found a guide that had steps to what she needed. "Ok, five easy ways to seduce your man." she said as she read the title. "Step one, try to be happy and laugh if he says something funny." she said as she read the first step. "Ok, sounds easy enough, what else?"
"Whatcha reading?"
"NOTHING!" she said as she quickly tried to hide the magazine.
"Wow, someone's jumpy." chuckled Jamie holding his soda while she held the magazine behind her body. "Isn't that the magazine you asked me to buy?"
"No…" she said as she looked away. "Why do you ask?"
"Because I can see it rolled up in your hands."
"Fine, I was reading the magazine, happy?" she huffed.
"Well if you were looking at the girls I'd be more happy if I could watch." he grinned before ducking as she nearly took his head off with a game controller. "Nevermind."
"I was reading them for the articles you pervert!" she scowled. "Now beat it or you'll learn all the basic martial art throws I had to learn in boot camp."
"Fine, but words of advice, the articles are fake and don't work, they're there so the magazine has some filler between the ladies." he said quickly.
"H...How did you know I was looking at them?"
"Because, I know you aren't looking at the girls and since you're from the future you don't know some of the stuff I know, like that." he grinned. "Admit it, you wanna learn how to snag yourself a guy."
"I-I don't know what you mean." she said in denial.
"The only stuff in that thing besides hot women are tips for women on products or how to get a dude," He said before adding "but like I said, nothing in there actually works, they just need an excuse to show woman in the magazine."
"I'll believe it when I see it with my own eyes. Now leave me alone, I have research to do."
"Ok, but don't say I didnt warn you." he said before leaving.
She looked back and read tip two. 'After you show him you're happy try to get close and give the idea of you two together in his head.' she read before thinking 'That can't be too hard, what else is there?'
'Tip three, once you've got his attention, try to see how close he'll let you get to him.' Ok, but what do I do if I can't get close enough?' she thought before continuing. 'In the event you can't get closer, try walking away while swaying your hips to see if he'll look, this will show he is in interested, but won't say it. Tight jeans or short shorts help extremely well.' She remembered the girls in bikinis before thinking. 'So the less clothes ones wear the better my chances will be?'
Then she looked at the last tip. 'If all this has worked and he's interested, go in for the kill and bring it on home.' She read before thinking. 'What does it mean by go for the...ooooooooh.'
She blushed bright red and shook her head. 'Wait, let's think, Coop is rather simple minded, meaning he's bound to fall for the tips before I have to do anything like that.' She thought with a smile before thinking. 'I better get prepared.'
Back with Coop he was eating the snacks while Jamie was laying back in an extra chair in the garage. "Dude, I'm running kinda low on snacks." he said to Jamie.
"How? You should still have a secret case of hamburgers in the fridge."
"I ate them while you were getting the chips." he replied while letting out a belch.
"Nice."
"Hey, if I give you some money could you pick me up some pizza?"
"What size and toppings?"
"XXXXX-L, and everything they have, my wallets in the fridge."
"Not even gonna question it." he stood up and headed to the kitchen while Coop moved to under the hood of his car to look things over.
Once Jamie was gone Kiva entered the garage slowly. She walked over to Coop and cleared her throat while trying to smile. "Hey Coop, how are things?"
"They're going pretty well, though this gas line is a bit broken."
"That's great." she smiled while seeing him rip a futuristic looking cable out which made her go wide eyed.
'That's the line to the time drive! Why is he ripping it out?!'
"Oooh, that looks important, right?" he asked pointing to it.
Kiva gritted her teeth and was close to exploding, but contained herself and kept smiling. "No, not at all. It was...nothing."
"Ok, do you need anything? I have to remove this galactic shield thing to make room for a new stereo."
'What?!' she internally thought with a growl before swallowing it and tried to keep cool, which was tricky. "That's fine, it's a great idea actually. Hey why not throw in two while you're at it?"
"Great idea, I'll just remove this thing called a glorft blaster to make room." he smiled while tugging on something else and tossed it to the side of a small pile.
"Coop, what else have you removed?" she asked slowly, trying to keep her anger in check.
"Well there was this small circular thing that wouldn't work when I tried hitting it against the wall. I tried using a crowbar, wrench, hammer, and even the drill, but I just figured it was broken and chucked it." He said as steam began to come out of her ears in anger.
'That was a quadruple shield plating!' she thought while close to clocking Coop over the head. 'Calm down Kiva, after I get the keys I can find a good mechanic to fix MEGAS.'
"But how's your day? Usually you're busy running some test." he asked while tightening a few bolts.
"Well, lets just say there's an important matter I have to deal with first Coop." she replied while moving over to stand next to him while under the hood of the car. 'I think I need to stand shoulder to shoulder.' "Coop, can you get out from under there please?"
"What for?"
"Just do it and I'll buy you a pizza later." she frowned crossing her arms.
"Jamie's already out getting one."
"A hot dog?"
"No a pizza."
"No, I'll get you a hotdog if you get up."
He thought it over and got out. "Alright, what's up?"
'Good, now let's get those keys.' she thought before clearing her throat. "I was just wondering if you wanna get closer." she replied moving a little closer.
"No, I'm good." he said, not getting what she was implying.
'Alright, time to step it up.' "Are you sure, we could get really close if you let me." she moved closer to the point her chest was right up against his arm. This time Coop began to get the message and blushed.
'Woah, is Kiva trying to hit on me? Damn.'
"So, what do you say Coop, wanna get closer?" she asked as she batted her eyelashes at him.
"Uh…..um….I think I hear my mom calling, I'll be right back." he quickly said before rushing into the house.
Kiva frowned as he left and said. "Ok, time for plan B." she looked down at the front part of her suit and sighed before pulling the top part down to show some of her chest. 'This better work.'
Meanwhile Coop was in his room hiding from Kiva as he tried to process what had just happened.
'Ok, let's think, first she gets all friendly, then gets closer, and then she hits on me. I wonder if this is some warped dream.' He thought when suddenly there was a knocking on his door. "Who is it?" He called as Kiva replied.
"Take a wild guess Coop, can I come in?"
"Uh, not right now, my room is sort of a big mess in here." He said, trying to avoid her at the moment.
Kiva groaned and crossed her arms. "If you don't come out I could always tell Jamie to throw the pizza away."
He gulped and thought 'Damn, what do I do, what do I do?'
Kiva turned and moved her boots on the floor without moving to make it seem like she was walking away. "I'm going now, and I left that pizza Jamie got outside your door."
Coop waited as he heard the footsteps die down and slowly moved towards the door. "Alright, I'll figure out what is going on later, time for pizza!"
But when he opened the door his jaw dropped as he saw Kiva standing there, but he could see down the top of her suit into the cleavage which looked bigger than it usually did. "K-k-kiva?" he asked nervously.
"Hey Coop, I want your opinion, does my suit make these look too big?" She asked while crossing her arms under her chest to make her breasts look bigger.
"W-W-What?" he asked as she began to slowly walk towards him. 'Oh man, should I go with this? I mean I never really got with a girl, much less get THIS much of a view.'
"It seems like this is working, should I ask for the keys now?' She thought as she closed the door with her foot.
"Kiva? You feeling alright?" asked Coop backing up until he fell on his bed.
"Oh Coop, I feel more than alright, much more." she walked over while trying to sound seductive which she picked up from some of her old roommates from boot camp who were more knowledgeable about this stuff then just some magazine. 'It looks like I have him right where I want him, now to get the keys.'
But before she could ask, she noticed a bulge in Coop's pants. 'I-It looks big!' she thought with a blush.
Coop sat up and sighed. "Alright, but just so you know I've never done this before."
"Same here." She said as he began to slowly take off his pants. She had to pull the zipper down and pulled them off before seeing the bulge get a little bigger from the unrestrained jeans. 'I-is it really that big?' She thought as she began to pull off his boxers.
"Ahh, that's the stuff." sighed Coop in relief as Kiva saw his thick and large dick stand at full attention in front of her.
"I-I've never seen one before" She said as she slowly began to reach for it. 'Is this even humanly possible?' She thought as she carefully grabbed it.
"Wait, so you've never gotten this far with a dude?"
"N-no, never." she replied. "We were focused solely on training, but I did have a few roommates who said they'd sneak out to have some 'fun'."
"Well, you're about to have a lot of 'fun' now." he said with a grin as she began to stroke his dick."Oooh, wow your hands feel soft."
"T-Thank you Coop, you're dick is really hard." she moved closer and gulped. 'Alright, now I heard the woman is suppose to lick it, but would that really work?"
"Well, according to what I've read, it does and it feels amazing." he said as she slowly nodded her head.
'Well, here goes.' she said as she stuck out her tongue and began to slowly lick his dick. She shuddered at the musky and salty taste while Coop jumped a little.
'I can't believe this is happening!' he thought with a smile. 'I am so lucky today!'
'Is this really worth it to get the keys?' she thought while dragging her tongue down the side. 'No, I have to keep it up and complete my mission.'
"Keep it up Kiva, you're doing amazing!" Coop said as he gave her a thumbs up. 'If she starts taking it in her mouth then this would look like one of those porno vids I saw the other night.'
'What am I supposed to do now? There's no way this thing would fit in my mouth, right?'
"Need a hand?" guessed Coop seeing her stop.
"Yes please, what do I do with it now?"
"Try putting it in your mouth."
"B-but it's so big though! How will it fit in my mouth?"
"Well, the girls I saw just went ahead and tried. If it's too big just stick with licking."
"Ok, I'll try it." she said as she lowered her mouth towards his erect dick.
She felt the tip slide into her mouth while she tried relaxing her mouth to take more in, but just managed an inch or two before feeling her mouth get stuffed. 'I can't go any farther, I may as well just start sucking.' she began sucking on what she could while sliding her head up before sliding back down.
'Wow, even though it's just the tip this feels amazing!" Coop thought with a grin as he watched her bob her head back and forth. "How ya holding up?"
She simply gave him a thumbs up as she continued to suck on the tip. 'Alright, as long as I breath through my nose I can keep going.' Suddenly she felt the cock twitch a bit. 'What was that?'
"Heads up Kiva! I'm gonna blow!"
'Blow, what does he mean by blow?' she thought before he shot his load into her mouth. Her eyes widened as she pulled back and coughed while feeling more of the sperm land over her face and chest. "What the?!"
"Hey, I warned you that I was going to blow." He said defensively.
"What...what is all this stuff?" she asked looking at it and wiping some off her face.
"It's sperm, it comes out of dicks when me cum." he said as she swallowed the sperm in her mouth.
'It tastes salty, and I can't believe I just swallowed this stuff!' She thought before shaking her head.
"All right Kiva, ready for the main event?"
"Wait, you mean…." she said with a blush.
"Sex? Isn't that what you want?" he asked her curiously.
She closed her mouth. 'Alright, I got this far, maybe if I can wear him out with that, he'll listen and give me the keys.' "Right, sex, let's get to it." she said as she began to take off her jumpsuit, semi-glad that she wasn't wearing panties or a bra.
"Wow, I didn't know you went commando. Better not tell Jamie."
"Shut up Coop, let's just get this over with." she said as she climbed on top of him.
"I take it you wanna take it cowgirl style?"
"Yeah, sure." she said as she positioned herself over his erect dick. 'I just hope it'll go in.' she thought before she began to slowly lower herself on him, giving a small moan as she did. "Oh fuck!"
"You Ok Kiva?" Coop asked as she continued to slowly slide down his dick.
"Y-Yeah." she groaned out while trying to keep it together as she felt her hole stretch wider from the shaft. 'I feel like he's tearing me in half!'
'Wow is this tight!' He thought with a grin before he felt his dick hit something. "Kiva, what's that?"
"I-I think it's my hymen!" she moaned out before feeling it tear and threw her head back with a cry of pain.
"Kiva, are you ok?" he asked as he saw a bit of blood drip down his penis.
"Do I look alright?!" she snapped.
"Right, sorry, do you want to stop? Anything I can do to help?" He asked.
"Just….don't move and give me a minute." she grunted as she began to breathe deeply
"Ok, whatever you say Kiva." 'Wow, never seen her yell that loud before.'
After about two minutes she grunted and said. "I'm fine now, let's do this."
"Ladies first."
"Ok." she said before she went back to slowly sliding herself down his cock. She bit her lip before moving up and groaned at the friction. 'It's like trying to shove a tree inside me!' she thought as she kept sliding down.
"Wow! This is even tighter!" he groaned while stunned it could feel THIS good. It was better than an ice cream covered jumbo hotdog. "Just...a little….bit….. more…" He groaned as he felt something building up inside him.
"Oh sweet god!" she moaned as she finally finished sliding down his cock, feeling like she was being torn apart.
"Kiva it's coming out!"
'What?!'She thought before feeling him coming inside her, his sperm filling her up. "Ahhhh!"
"Ohhhh yeeaahhh!" he moaned in pleasure. "Now that feels awesome!"
'Oh god, he shot his sperm in me!' she thought while groaning as load after load shot in her with some of it slowly dripping down his dick. 'Nows a good as time as any to ask for the keys.'
"Man, when that first load comes out is a big one, but I think I'll be good for the next few goes." he sighed while wiping some sweat from his head.
"Next rounds?" she asked in disbelief. She moved a little and went wide eyed feeling his cock was still rock hard.
"Yep, we're going to go long and hard, right?" he asked with a grin. "Cause if you thought I was tired, guess again. I've got plenty of energy to spare."
'Am I going to survive this?!' she thought nervously.
(Later)
"Oh god, it's like basic training all over.' thought Kiva who winced just trying to walk after getting herself cleaned up and dressed. Coop hadn't been kidding when he had energy to spare, she felt like a bloated balloon filled with his cum. 'I need to drain this out, the last thing I need is giving birth to his offspring. I was so tired I even forgot to ask for the keys!'
"I gotta say Kiva, didn't know you had it in you." spoke Coop sitting in his car as she came upstairs.
"Yeah, neither did I Coop." she muttered as she sat down next to him in the car. "But let's just keep that between us, last thing I need is Jamie getting any ideas."
"Right, sounds good to me Kiva." He said with a grin. "Oh and if you ever want another 'ride', just let me know."
"Sure Coop, I will." she said with a smile. 'And this time I'll ask for the keys, but maybe I'll do that afterwards, I kinda liked it.'