Crazy trouble with love part 4

Boa and Luffy

Series: One Piece

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On Amazon Lily, Boa was looking at the newspaper with a smile and blush. "Oh Luffy-kun, you've finally done it, you reunited with your crew." she wiped a tear of happiness away and hugged the paper to her chest with a dreamy sigh. "Oh Luffy-Kun, I wish you were here with me though."

While she daydreamed Gloriosa walked into the room.

"Hancock-sama, put down the paper; I have important news for you!"

"What is it?" she quickly frowned at the old woman.

"It's about straw hat, he-"

"Luffy-kun!" she spoke standing up. "What is it? Is he hurt? Captured? Dead?!"

"No, none of that, it's just that...he's here!"

"Huh?"

"He's here on the island!"

"Why didn't you tell me sooner!?" she yelled before rushing to get her best clothes on. 'Luffy-kun!' He's here!'

"Yes, he and his crew are requesting to dock at the island as we speak."

She stopped and thought back to what Luffy said when Robin and Nami were mentioned. "Love rivals..."she growled angrily. "Make sure they get a warm welcome, but make sure Luffy-kun is escorted here privately!"

"Yes Hancock-sama." bowed the lady before rushing out as Hancock bit on her thumb with annoyance.

"I can't let those tramps steal away MY Luffy-kun."

With said crew they were still waiting for a signal.

"Luffy, are you sure we're allowed here?" Usopp asked nervously.

"Of course, Hancock is fine with us." he smiled.

"You sure? Then how come we haven't been cleared to drop anchor?"

"Hmmm, maybe she's just using the bathroom."

"I highly doubt that's the case Luffy." Chopper said when suddenly a green flare was shot into the air.

"They're letting us dock." Nami said as they began to steer sunny to the docs.

"I can't believe we might get to see the pirate empress herself." spoke Sanji with a from. 'Another vision of beauty instead of those drag queens!'

"Sanji, as your doctor, I'm forbidding you from going onto the island." Chopper said.

"Are you mad? This is a once in a lifetime opportunity!"

"No, I'm serious, we nearly lost you on fishman island, and from what I've learned from Luffy this island is full of nothing but beautiful woman in skimpy clothing."

"All the more reason to go on it!" he declared with a fire in his eyes while steam spewed from his nostrils. "I've become stronger after seeing all those mermaid women, and this is my time to prove my strength to the test!"

"No, you had multiple nosebleeds and almost died! I fear you will relapse if you go on that island, so you will stay on the ship!"

"Never!" declared Sanji before jumping off the side and into the air. "Here I come!"

"Sanji, No!" Chopper shouted as he watched the crews cook land and dash off into the city.

"Idiot." laughed Zoro before jumping off and landing on the ground.

"Time to go shopping, come on Robin!" Nami said happily as she grabbed Robin's hand.

"Be careful." she waved as they got off.

"Luffy-San!"

"Huh?" He said as he looked down at the dock and saw Gloriosa. "Oh! Hi!"

"Luffy-san, Hancock-sama wishes to see you!"

"What for?" he asked tilting his head.

"She didn't say, please come though!"

"On it!" he gave a thumbs up before jumping off the ship.

"Head towards the tower Luffy-San."

"Got it!" He said as he sped off towards the tower.

"I say we all go." spoke Brook. "I can let them all hear my newest song which will make their ears ring with joy, even mine. Oh wait, I don't have any! Yohohoho!"

"And I'm curious what medicine they use here." Chopper added.

"I'll join to see if they're fine with a man half made of metal." grinned Franky.

"And I shall amaze them with the great tales of me, captain Usopp!" grinned Usopp jumping off with Chopper trying to stop them.

Meanwhile, we see Luffy arriving at the tower with Boa in the very top double checking her hair.

"I can't believe it, Luffy is here!" She squealed happily.

"Sister I think you look presentable." spoke Marigold since her sister had been doing this for an hour.

"But is it good enough for Luffy?"

"Of course. You know he's not a picky person." spoke Sandersonia. "Plus the meal you set out might be all he wants."

"No, I know my Luffy-Kun would love me for more than just my food." she declared with a passion. "Come the end of this day me and him will grow closer then ever before."

"Whatever you say sis." Sandersonia said as she nodded her head.

Hancock heard a knock at her door and smiled before rushing to it. "Luffy-Kun!" She squealed as she opened the door.

"Hi Hancock." he greeted casually.

'He said my name!' She thought with a blush while looking away with a smile as Luffy walked passed her and into the room.

"So what did you need me for Hancock?" He asked curiously.

'Here it is, time for part one.' She thought with a grin before saying. "Luffy-kun, I need your help."

"With what?"

"You see, I made some new meat dishes and I need a taste tester."

"Oh! I can do that." he grinned hearing the word meat.

"Great, then follow me please." she turned and walked out of the room and down the hall.

"So, how many meat dishes did you make Hancock?" Luffy asked hungrily.

"All sorts, and even enough to bring with you back to your ship." She said as Luffy began to drool in anticipation.

Soon they reached the hall where a table was set up and with dozens of dishes on it.

"Please get ready to taste test Luffy-kun." she said as she led him to a chair at the head of the table.

He sat down and drooled more while she tied a bib around him.

"Now, the first dish is sea king meat glazed in honey." she smiled gesturing to it before Luffy reached out and pulled it closer before biting into it.

"Delicious!" He said with his mouth full.

"Does it need anything or feel too tough?"

"It's perfect!" He said as he took another bite. "Scho good!"

"Wonderful! Here's the next piece, a slow roasted boar from the woods of our island."

He saw the piece was slightly bigger and bit into it. "So juicy!"

"And what about this one?"

"So broood!" He moaned in happiness while he started stretching his arms out to snatch up any piece of meat he could find.

"W-wait Luffy-Kun, not so fast!" She said as he began to eat all the meat at once. "I need you to taste it slowly!" She said in desperation as he continued to eat the meat rapidly.

Luffy stopped and swallowed what he had in his mouth. "Sorry."

"You ate everything! Did it at least taste good?" she quickly asked in concern.

"It was amazing!" he smiled which made Hancock blush.

"G-glad you liked it Luffy-kun." she stuttered while feeling happy. 'Yes! Now that I've caught his attention with meat, I can move onto step two.'

"Luffy-Kun, I was wondering if you'd like a tour of the village?"

"But I already saw it last time."

"B-but wouldn't you like an official tour?" she quickly asked. "I know some places you probably never saw before."

"Really? Like what?" He asked curiously.

"Follow me closely and you'll see." She said as she began to walk towards the exit.

"Ok."

'Ok, hopefully this works out better then step one.' she thought as they made their way out of the palace.

With the strawhats they looked around while the citizens were stunned at seeing some of them were male.

"They look so different from the last male, are they human?"

"I never knew males other than Luffy-san was allowed."

"That reindeer is so cute!"

"Ahh! It's like a dream come true!" spoke Sanji with hearts in his eyes at seeing all the women.

"Sanji, go back to the ship now!" Chopper yelled at him. "If you keep looking you'll lose too much blood, especially if you see the empress."

"The most beautiful woman in the world, Boa Hancock-chwan!" He cried with hearts in his eyes.

"I must say, this play does feel cozy." remarked Robin.

"Yeah, I wouldn't mind living here." Nami said with a smile.

"Wonder if they're fans of music." spoke Brook before walking up to a random girl. "Excuse me."

"Brook don't you dare!" Nami said as she stormed towards the skeleton.

"Are you familiar with music?" he asked which made Nami stop.

"Huh, I thought for sure he would ask for her panties." Nami said in amazement.

"Yes, why?" asked the woman.

"Because I am a musician!" he declared before he started playing some notes from his guitar.

"Wow, that sounds amazing!"

He kept playing while other women around gathered and were stunned at the song.

"Are all men this musically gifted?"

"I've never heard this song before."

"My, Brook sure does love a captive audience." Robin chuckled.

"Not fair." spoke Sanji with a depressed aura.

"It's ok, you could woo them with your cooking?" Usopp suggested.

"Hey, you're right!" He said as he ran off to get ingredients for the dishes he was going to make. "I'll be back later!"

Meanwhile Luffy and Hancock were walking down a street as she pointed things out.

"Over there is the pottery shop where they use some of the underground lava spots to get some of the best material for pots. And over there is where we use herbs and plants from the forest to make our medicine and clothes. And there we have a small area where the women can sharpen their weapons for free and purchase any sharpening rock to take home. And over there is the butcher shop where all the meat on the island is prepared."

"Wow, it all looks so cool." He said in amazement as he followed her.

'Alright, a walk to help digest the meat should work, now I need to bring him to somewhere secluded.'

"Luffy!"

They turned and saw Margaret running over.

"Oi, Margret!" He said happily as he began to walk towards her.

Boa frowned while the two started talking like friends. 'Damn, this isn't part of the plan, is she a love rival?' she glanced at Margaret. 'No, he cared for her last time, they must be friends. I need to stay focused and be more concerned about those two girls in his crew.' "Luffy-kun, we should get back to the tour."

"Oh, good call Hancock.' Luffy said as he turned back to her.

'He said my name!' she thought happily as she smiled at Luffy.

"So what's next?"

"Well, there's the market district where we sell what we get on the island or take from other ships." she smiled. "I'll show you everything we have."

"Alright, sounds like fun." he said with a grin before noticing a dust cloud coming down the road.

"What is that?" she asked in confusion as it got closer.

Luffy squinted his eyes and saw Sanji running while carrying several ingredients. "Hey, there's my cook, he want to meet you, Oi, Sanji!" Luffy shouted.

Sanji spotted Luffy and skidded to a stop. "Luffy! I've gathered up plenty of stuff to show every woman here what I can make! Have you seen the-" he stopped when he laid his eyes on Hancock, the most beautiful woman in the world. His jaw dropped and turned into a smile while the heart in his heye stretched out while he felt his breath leave him. "Hancock-chwan!" He cried happily before turning to stone.

"AH! He became stone!" cried out Chopper running over in shock.

"That's odd, I didn't even use my devil fruit powers." she remarked before noticing Chopper and felt her instincts kick in, which involved her kicking Chopper out of her path.

"Chopper! Hancock, why did you do that?" Luffy said with a frown as he ran towards Chopper.

"Ah! Sorry Luffy-kun, it was a force of habit."

"What kind of habit makes you kick Chopper?"

"Well before I met you, I was...well full of myself I...kicked small animals that were in my way." she looked away guilty.

"What? Why?" Chopper asked as he got up.

"I was extremely prideful and thought they were disrespecting me." she looked down with a gloomy cloud over her.

"Geez, what's next, destroying children's art?" Chopper asked sarcastically as he checked on Sanji.

"Might wanna work on that." remarked Luffy while she bit the end of her sleeve.

'This is a disaster, Luffy-kun hates me now!' she thought while wishing like she could hide under a rock. "L-lets just continue the tour please Luffy-kun."

"Not until you give Chopper an apology."

"Ok." she said as she turned towards Chopper. "I'm sorry, I need to try and work on some of my more...old habits."

"Apology accepted, just don't kick me again in the future, your heels are pointy." he winced while rubbing his belly.

"I'm sorry, I'll try not to kick you again, I promise."

That's when they saw several of the girls run up over while bowing to Boa.

"Hello Hancock-sama, we are sorry if we are interrupting you and Luffy, but we have a request for him."

"What is it?" he asked with a tilt of his head.

"Can you show us your family jewels?" They asked as they held out their hands.

"No way!" he cried while Boa was confused.

"Luffy-kun, what's are these family jewels they speak of?"

"Um...things...that I need always."

"Well, ok, but what are they? And why can't we see them?"

Luffy gulped. "Um...between...my legs."

"Between your legs?"

He nodded.

"Then the family jewels they want to see are..." she slowly said as her face began to turn red. 'A-A-A-AHHHHH!' She squealed as she covered her Face in embarrassment.

"Hancock-sama, what's wrong?" asked Margaret.

"L-l-l-l-Luffy-kun's family jewels!" She muttered with a big blush.

She was so embarrassed they didn't notice Brook walking over to them.

"Luffy-San, this place is amazing!" smiled the skeleton. "I feel like a celebrity all over again!"

"That's cool Brook, I think Hancock would like your music too!" He looked at her while she looked at him in surprise.

"Luffy-Kim, is that a skeleton?"

"Yup, and I feel my eyes are unable to look at your beauty. Oh wait, I don't have any, yohohohoho!"

"He seems very polite Luffy." she said with a smile.

"By the way, may I see your-"

"Brook, I wouldn't ask that if I were you." Luffy said quickly.

"Oh, good point." He said as Hancock looked at him in confusion.

"What? What were you going to say?"

"Don't worry about it Hancock, you wouldn't have liked what he would have said." spoke Luffy while holding her hand as he lead her away.

'Luffy-kun's holding my hand!' she thought with a blush. 'Is this what's called...dating?'

"So, where to now Hancock?"

She was about to open her mouth before spotting two girls she had never seen before. "Luffy, do you know those girls, I don't remember seeing them before?"

"This is Nami and Robin, my nakama."

'LOVE RIVALS!' She thought with a glare.

"Hi, you must be Hancock, Luffy has told us about you." Smiled Robin.

"R-really? He talks about me?"

"Yeah, like how you prepared a big meal for him right after he was done training." spoke Nami

"How you helped get him into impel down so he could try to rescue Ace."

She blushed hearing the good things and smiled at Luffy which the two girls noticed.

"Hey, Robin, you seeing what I'm seeing?" Nami whispered.

"Looks like our captain has a admirer."

"Yeah, let's give them some privacy."

The two walked off while Luffy noticed Hancock's staring.

"Is there something on my face Hancock?"

She blushed and looked away before shaking her head. "I-it's nothing Luffy-kun." She spoke with a wave. ' I need to focus and get to step 3.' "Luffy-kun, there's one place left you haven't seen yet."

"What is it?"

"You'll see, just follow me Luffy-Kun." she smiled walking ahead of him down a path that lead away from the village. 'Step three, tell Luffy-Kun how I feel.'

While she and Luffy went down there, Sanji was using all his skills in the nearest kitchen.

"I will win the love of these beautiful woman with my food, or I shall stop cooking forever!" He said passionately while moving his hands so fast they looked like blurs.

Meanwhile Boa and Luffy were reaching the top of a hill that rose above the tree line.

"Wow, this is really high up."

"Yes, and this is my favorite spot on the island because of that." she remarked while looking around to make sure no one else was around. 'It's now or never!' She moved over near Luffy and slowly reached out near his hand. "L-Luffy-kun..."

And cue a loud victorious cry from the village.

"I'VE DONE IT!"

Luffy turned away from Hancock and to the village with confusion while Hancock made a frown at the ruined moment.

'Is the entire island against me or something?!'

In the village Sanji smiled with hearts in his eyes as the woman in the village were enjoying his dishes.

"This is amazing!"

"This food is really good!"

"Best I've ever had!"

Sanji cried tears of happiness before several of them hugged him at once. "This is paradise!"

"Sanji!" cried out Chopper before said chef was sent flying away from a massive nosebleed.

"I knew this would happen." Nami muttered as she watched Chopper run after Sanji.

"I hope Luffy's having fun." smiled Robin.

"We should probably go see what that was." Luffy said as he turned towards the village. He was about to move when he heard a sniffle. "Hancock?" he turned and saw her shaking while looking close to tears. "Hancock, what's wrong?" He asked as he approached her.

"I...I thought my plan would work, but everything keeps interrupting it."

"Plan? What plan?"

"All I wanted was to enjoy some privacy with you and..." she went silent while crying and blushing at once.

"Please don't cry Hancock, it'll be ok." he said as he tried to comfort her. He tried rubbing her back while thinking on what to do. Something he said really helps a girl stop crying besides a hug. 'I hope this works.'

Hancock rubbed her eyes before feeling something on her cheek. "L-Luffy-Kun?" She said as she opened her eyes and dropped her mouth at seeing his lips on her cheek. 'L-luffy-Kun is kissing me!'

He pulled back and looked concern. "You alright?"

"Y-yes Luffy-kun, I'm fine." she said as her face turned redder than a tomato. 'Luffy-kun kissed me!'

"I'm glad you're feeling better now Hancock, and if it makes you feel better I enjoyed being with you today." he smiled.

"R-really? Even after everything that happened?"

"Of course, all of it was really fun."

"B-but we kept getting interrupted and I ended up kicking your doctor!"

"But you apologized and he accepted it."

"So, you enjoyed spending time with me?"

"Yup."

"G-great, g-glad to hear it L-Luffy-Kun." 'Is this what it feels like to...date?'

"We should head back now Hancock, it's getting late."

"Huh? Oh yes, good idea Luffy-kun." 'Someday, someday I'll tell you how I feel.'