Crazy trouble with love part 4

Female fishmen and Zoro

Series: One Piece

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The town was in an uproar of cheers with the people celebrating the defeat of Hody.

"They did it! The straw hats did it!"

"We're all safe!"

"Hody is defeated!"

As they celebrated we cut to the large palace. We see the straw hats resting from the battle, catching their breaths and relaxing and partying with the staff and king.

"Who-hoo! We won!" Usopp cheered while taking a chug from his mug.

"Yeah, we did it!" Chopper laughed happily while looking a little tipsy.

"Chopper, I think you've had enough." Robin chuckled

"Naw naw, I'm fine." he laughed before falling on his back.

"More food!" Luffy shouted while he had numerous plates around him as the chefs were working at double time for him and others who were hungry.

"Tch, it's getting too loud in here." Zoro groaned as he tries to sleep.

"Sounds good to me mosshead." spoke Sanji who managed to get out of the hospital and not pop a massive nosebleed as two mermaids were serving him sake.

"I'm going to go find somewhere to sleep." he yawned standing up and rubbing his eyes while stumbling out of the room.

"Don't get lost mosshead!"

Zoro grumbled while walking down a hall as several sets of eyes watched him from inside one of the rooms.

"Is that him?"

"Yes, the swordsman who helped in the defeat of Hody-sama."

"He must pay."

"And he will, with how much he drank he must be close to passing out. Then it's just a small knick to the neck and then we can take on the rest."

"Alright, let's go!"

Several figures walked out while Zoro noticed their presence, but kept walking.

'I wonder what they're doing?' He thought lazily as he continued to walk forward. 'They're directing all their KI at me so they're not friendly.' He thought as he slowly put his hand on his sword. 'I'll wait and see which one makes the first move.' He thought as he continued to walk, waiting for them to act.

"When he rounds the corner, jump." whispered the leader.

"Got it." the others said as they nodded their heads.

Zoro slowly reached an intersection dividing the halls and stopped. "Oi, come out, I know you're there!"

The figures stiffened up as he turned over his shoulder to look at them while they felt a shiver from his gaze.

"So if you're going to attack me, know that I will fight back." he said as he slowly began to slide one of his swords out of its sheath.

"Charge! For Hody-sama!"

"For Hody-sama!"

Zoro saw them all lunge at him from all sides before sliding the sword out, quickly took a stance, and moved forward past them with his sword all the way out as they landed behind him and didn't move.

"D-did we hit him?"

He smirked and re-sheathe his sword just as each of them felt a sudden pain around them.

"W-what did you do to us?" one groaned before they all fell down.

"Huh, What do I do now?" He thought as he looked at his defeated foes.

"Gah, you'll pay." groaned one who was a mermaid with the tail of a black moray eel and who wore a loose black tank top and grey bandanna.

"We will avenge Hody-sama." moaned a pink octopus woman who had big red lips that reminded him of that guy from arlong park. She was wearing a purple top with a green miniskirt.

"Wait, you're with that guy?" Zoro raised an eyebrow.

"Yes, and you'll pay, all of you will pay for beating him!" A fish woman whose body looked like it was made of clear jello with her legs being replaced with a mass of wiggling tentacle like legs. She was wearing a leather jacket over a white shirt

"So that means you've got a grudge with people?"

"No, with you stupid pirates who beat Hody-Sama!" growled the mermaid who had long curly blonde hair, a blue shirt with a jolly roger on it, and her tail looking red and white with a knife on her holsters.

"Well, he was going to hurt my nakama and fish man island, so we beat him up." he shrugged nonchalantly.

"But he was going to lead us to freedom!"

"More like doom." he muttered.

"And now that you and your captain beat him, we will avenge him!"

"YEAH!"

"You do know he was going to kill everyone on fishman island, including you, right?" he sweatdropped.

"...what?"

"If that ship had crashed everyone would have died, even the people that worked for him."

"N-no, that can't be...he wouldn't kill us...not us..." muttered the octopus girl in disbelief.

"Well, he tried to, but we stopped him."

"L-Lies! Hody-sama isn't like humans!" spoke the jellyfish girl in denial.

"Then why'd he abandon you?"

"He didn't abandon us! You'll see! He'll come back and crush the humans."

"I doubt that, and why do you hate humans?"

"They took part of me!" cried out the octopus girl pointing to one of her hands with a small cut on the side. "It was a human who just wanted to try octopus and fried it up. Then he had the gall to say it was bitter!"

"And they treat me like one touch from me will kill them!" The jellyfish girl shouted angrily.

"Not to mention whenever I go out near the islands they stare at my chest!" declared the mermaid.

"And none of them even look at me, they just run away!" The moray eel one said with a pout.

Zoro looked at them before falling down anime style. "Those are horrible reasons to hate humans!" he yelled out with sharp teeth with a big head.

"What? It's not?"

"Yes!"

"But Hody-sama said it was a good reason!"

He facepalmed. 'Are these girls this naive?'

"Guys, what should we do now, Hody lied to us!" The octopus girl said as she turned towards the others.

"Don't ask us, you wanted us to jump him." spoke the eel girl.

"And he beat us all in one blow!" The mermaid added.

"I guess we should have trained more." muttered the jellyfish girl.

"Yeah, but what do we do now?" The octopus one asked in confusion.

"We could make a break for it." whispered the eel girl.

"But he would kill us! We should Beg for mercy!"

"I'm not begging to anyone!"

"Then what do you suggest we do?"

"Give up." whispered Zoro.

"Shut up!" They all shouted with sharp teeth at him.

He shrugged before turning and walking away. 'Wonder if there's anymore sake.'

"Hey, don't just walk away from us!"

"If you four wanna stick to that guy then you'll end up behind bars." he spoke without turning around.

"Then what you're saying is that we should find someone else to follow?" The mermaid asked curiously.

"I don't know, maybe."

"You girls thinking what I'm thinking?"

"Maybe, but it's risky."

"But the reward would be worth the risk."

They nodded and turned towards the swordsman. "Roronoa Zoro, we pledge ourselves to follow you until the day we die." they all said as they bowed to him.

They didn't get a response and looked up to see he was gone.

"Damn it! Let's find him!"

They got up and ran off in a random direction.

Meanwhile we see Zoro roaming through the palace, trying to find somewhere to sleep or some sake.

"Hmm, was it down left or right?" He said as he looked at the crossroads of halls. 'Damn it, someone needs to put up signs.' He thought, ignoring the signs on the wall behind him. "Oi! Anyone here?" he called out.

"Hey, stop, don't move!" He heard a voice shout from behind him.

He turned and saw the girls running up to him while panting. "Hey, I thought you were done trying to fight me."

"We are, but we wanna tell you something."

"Ok, go ahead."

"We wish to follow you Zoro-sama."

"Aren't you already doing that?" He asked in confusion.

"We mean follow you for the rest of your life."

"Wait, what? Why?"

"Because you're more stronger then us."

"So? Why would I let you follow me?"

"Because...we're strong fighters?"

"I took all four of you out in one blow." he deadpanned.

"Um...well do anything you order us to do!"

"Nah." he turned and started walking away again.

"Hey! We're not giving you a choice!" declared the eel girl. "We'll just follow you around."

"And never leave your side ever!" Added The jellyfish woman.

'Not if you can't catch me.' He thought before turning around and running away.

"Hey! Get back here!" They shouted as they chased after him.

Zoro spotted an intersection and went right. The fish woman and mermaids went right after him, trying not to lose him but then they saw him zig to a left corner next.

"Don't lose him!"

They sprinted after him while trying to keep up.

"Where is he going?!"

"I don't know, but don't lose sight of him!"

"Damn, they're persistent." Zoro muttered with a frown. 'If I had Sanji here he'd make a good distraction.' He thought with a frown as he turned another corner to see that it was a dead end with one door. 'Perfect.' He thought as he opened the door and ran into the room before closing it behind him. 'Phew, that was close.' He thought with a grin before looking around the room he had just entered which was filled with mops, buckets, and cleaner. "Ah shit." he swore when he suddenly felt pounding on the door.

'Damn it!' He thought as he tried to keep the door shut while feeling them fiddle with the knob.

"You know you can't escape this, just give up!"

"Not happening!" he shouted as he looked around the closet for something to block the door with. But none of the buckets were big enough.

"Damn it!" he swore as the door began to crack from the girls pounding on it from the other side. 'Maybe I should act like they win and see if the others have any ideas.' He thought before stepping back and letting the door fly open.

"There! Now then, we're following you even if it's in this small closet."

"Fine, whatever, but before anything else happens I'm going to my captain and telling him whats going on."

"That's fine with us."

"Ok, now let's go." he said as he began to walk away with the girls following and feeling happy that they 'won'.

After almost an hour of being lost they finally found the straw hat pirates.

"Oh, hey Zoro, where you been?" asked Usopp who wasn't too tipsy.

"Around, where's Luffy?"

"Passed out, ate too much meat." he looked behind him and saw the girls. "Who are they?"

"They're-"

"Zoro-sama's elite squad!" The girls interrupted, surprising Usopp and the rest of the crew.

"Ohohoho, Zoro you sly dog." spoke Brook with a laugh.

"My my, I didn't think you had it in you Zoro, that's SUPER!" Franky laughed.

"Congratulations." smiled Robin. "I didn't expect to see this."

"It's not fair, how come moss head gets the ladies?!" cried out Sanji with a fist.

"Shut up, you'll wake Luffy!" Nami shouted at him while waving a sake bottle around.

"Hey, Zoro, how did they become your elite guards?" Chopper asked curiously.

"They aren't." he whispered.

"What do you mean?" He whispered back.

"They just followed me cause I beat them in a fight."

"So, tell them you're not interested."

"I tried, but they won't listen."

"I don't know what to tell you then." he shrugged while Brook walked over to the octopus girl.

"Excuse me, may I see your panties?"

Her eyes widened before slugging him away. "Pervert!"

"Oi, Brook, don't ask for their panties." Zoro called over before turning back to Chopper. "Any ideas? I'll take anything."

"Well, if they beat you in a fight maybe they'll leave?"

"Not happening." he replied instantly.

"Well, then you're stuck with them. They're obviously not going to leave you."

"Well maybe we can leave them here."

"They're fish people, they'll follow the boat." he deadpanned while walking away.

"Dammit." he cursed with an eye twitch.

"Boss, are you ok?" The mermaid asked curiously.

"Yes, I'm fine."

"Ok, just checking, you look annoyed about something."

'Gee, I wonder why.' He thought as the other girls began to approach them.

"Boss, do you need anything?"

"No, I'm fine." he replied while taking a sip from a sake bottle lying nearby.

"Boss, is it ok if we have some sake?" asked the jellyfish girl.

"Sure." He said nonchalantly as they each grabbed a large bottle of sake.

All of them started drinking while sighing in relief.

"Man, this is really good stuff." the octopus girl said with a smile.

"You said it." smiled the eel girl before hiccuping.

"Yeah, and it's much stronger than what Hody let us drink." giggled the mermaid.

"I want more." slurred the jellyfish girl.

"B-boss Zoro has more." hiccuped the octopus girl.

They turned to said man who saw them looking just as he grabbed another bottle. "Oh Boss~"

"Huh?" He said as he turned towards them.

"Can we have some of that?"

"No, it's mine, you already drank yours."

"Aw come on~, we're still thirsty." The moray eel girl said as she slithered towards him.

"No." He said as he scooted back away from them.

They frowned before lunging at him. "Give us the booze boss!" They shouted as they landed on him.

"No!" He shouted as they crawled on top of him in a desperate attempt to get the booze. He saw their chests rubbing against his body and blushed. "G-get off of me!"

"No!"

Zoro blushed harder before the eel girls chest touched his face and she grabbed the bottle.

"I got it!" She started chugging and let out a sigh of relief.

"That's some goood stuff bossss." she slurred.

"Now can you get off?"

"Nooo, you're pretty comfortable boss" She slurred hugging his head closer.

"No fa-hic!-fair, I want him too!" Hiccuped the jellyfish girl as she wrapped her arms around his chest.

"No me." slurred the octopus girl.

"Nooooo, he's mine!" Moaned the mermaid.

At this point each of them held onto a part of him.

"Hey, let go of me, get off!"

"No." They all said as they snuggled up against their part of Zoro.

He sighed while shutting his eye. 'At least this can't get any worse.'

(Later)

Zoro groaned, the girls had ended up falling asleep on him while holding onto him, making it early impossible to get them off. 'Kami, if you're listening, I could use a hand here.' Zoro thought as The girls cuddled him in their sleep.

That's when Luffy woke up with a groan and rubbed his eyes. "Ah, that was a good sleep, is there any meat left?" he turned his head and noticed Zoro with girls he's never seen before. "Oi, Zoro, who are those girls?"

"I don't know, but I know we gotta leave before they wake up."

"You sure? They seem to really like you."

"Trust me, the sooner we leave the better." He said as he tried to get the girls off of him.

Luffy shrugged while putting his fingers in his mouth and let out a loud whistle. "Time to go guys!" He shouted.

All of them groaned while getting up and stretching.

"Luffy, don't wake them up!" Zoro hissed as the pointed his head at the fish girls.

"Oh, right." Luffy said as he approached Zoro.

Said girls on him groaned and started waking up.

"Crap, Luffy, get everyone to the ship!" He said as he felt their grips on him loosen.

"But we haven't said goodbye yet."

"Trust me, let's go!" He hissed as he got the girls to let go of him, hoping they didn't wake up. He stood up and bolted out of the room and where he guessed the ship was.

Meanwhile the girls began to wake up. They yawned and stretched while noting how the room was empty.

"Hey, where's the boss?" The octopus girl asked in confusion.

"He ran away!" spoke the mermaid with a frown.

"But where? There's nowhere for him to he except...HIS SHIP!"

"GET HIM!" They all shouted as they ran towards the strawhats boat which was beginning to move away from the island.

"Zoro, shouldn't we stay and say goodbye to the kin and Shirahoshi?"

"Trust me, they'd understand if we're in a hurry."

"BOSS!"

Franky looked over and saw four girls swimming after them. "Hey guys, four fish women are swimming after us, should we slow down?"

"Maybe they're wanting to wish us good luck." spoke Chopper.

"No, keep going, in fact, go faster!" he urged to Franky.

"You sure? They look like they really wanna catch up to us, plus they're getting closer."

"Boss come back!"

"Plus their calling for you I think."

"You must be imagining it."

"Zoro, stop, wait for us!"

"See? They're calling for you." frowned Sanji in jealousy.

"Maybe we should slow down a bit." Luffy said.

Zoro groaned before feeling a thump on the sides. "They just grabbed onto the ship, didn't they?"

"Yup." spoke Brook looking over the side.

"They're also climbing up." Usopp commented.

'Shit!' He mentally swore as he looked around for a place to hide before they finished climbing up.

"There you are boss!" The jellyfish girl said as she climbed over the side.

"You were trying to leave us." The octopus girl said accusingly as she climbed onto the deck.

"That's not very nice Zoro." chided Robin teasingly.

"Why would you want to leave us boss?" Asked the mermaid.

"Because I keep telling you over and over I'm not your boss."

"But we swore ourselves to you!"

"That means we follow you everywhere."

"No matter what."

"You do know what we're gonna be dealing with, right?" asked Nami.

"Yes, and we are prepared to serve Zoro."

"Hmmm, that means if they come aboard, you have to keep an eye on them." smiled Nami. "That and I'd have to make sure your cut of the treasure is equally shared with them."

"Woman, don't you dare!" He growled as He glared at Nami.

"Oi mosshead! Be glad you have four beautiful women wanting to follow you!" spoke Sanji.

"Shut up ero-cook!" He shouted angrily.

Both butted heads while Luffy rubbed his chin confused.

"So, you guys would be like Zoro's crew?"

"Yes."

"Well you can't, he's my crew member, so he can't be a captain."

"Actually there is a way he can be their captain and still be part of the crew." spoke Brook.

"Really, how?" Usopp asked curiously.

"Technically speaking there have been captains who have had other captains with smaller crews join them. Meaning if Zoro had a crew, all of them would technically be part of Luffy's crew."

"I dunno..."Luffy said as he scratched his head.

"You'd be getting new nakama." spoke Robin.

"Welcome to the crew!" he smiled with a thumbs up.

"LUFFY!" Zoro shouted angrily.

"Yes!"

"You're stuck with us now boss!"

"Luffy!" yelled Zoro in an irate expression.

"What? I get new nakama and you get a small crew, what's the problem?" he asked oblivious.

"Don't I get a choice in this!?"

"You can try, but I don't think they're gonna listen." Robin chuckled as the girls turned towards him.

Zoro groaned and facepalmed. 'Just perfect.'

"Well, you're stuck with us now boss."

"Yeah!"

'I have a bad feeling about this.'