Crazy trouble with love part 4
Bugs and Female Personas
Series: Looney Tunes
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Over at Warner Brothers studios is where we see Daffy in his dressing room rehearsing his lines.
"You're despicable. You're despicable. You're despicable." He repeated into a mirror. "You ARE despicable. Nah, just doesn't have the OOMPH for today."
"You're on in five Daffy." A man said through the door.
"Alright alright." he called back before looking at the mirror and quickly made sure his feathers looked good while smoothing the ones on his head before grinning. "Show time Daffy 'ol boy."
He walked out of the room and made his way towards a set that looked like a forest. He stood next to a tree and cleared his throat just as Bugs came walking in from the other side.
"Alright, you ready for the scene Daffy?" He asked as he got into position.
"Of course, all us big stars are always ready." he smirked while Elmer walked on the set loading his gun.
"Alright, ready...set….action!" The director called.
"Duck season." spoke Bugs as he tore a poster off a tree.
"Wabbit season!" Spoke Daffy as he tore it off to show another one under it.
"Duck season." he tore it off again.
"Wabbit season!" He shouted as he tore it off again.
"Duck season."
"Wabbit season!"
"Wabbit season!"
"Duck season!"
"Wabbit season."
"Duck season!"
"Alright Daffy if you say so, it's duck season." shrugged Bugs in defeat.
"That's right its duck season, now shoot the duck!" Daffy shouted in triumph.
Elmer shrugged before blasting Daffy in the face.
He turned towards Bugs and said. "You're despicable."
"And cut!" called the director. "Good work guys, but Daffy, I kinda feel like you weren't putting enough anger in that last line."
"What are you talking about, I'm furious, I just got shot in the face!" He shouted angrily.
"I know that, I just mean like it needed...more."
"More! I'm giving it my all!" He shouted angrily as he fixed his face.
"Look, maybe try again later on 'cause the scene might need a reshoot. Elmer, Bugs, keep up the good work."
"Thanks boss, I'll be in my trailer if you need me." Bugs said before walking out of the set.
Daffy fumed and stamped back to his dressing room before letting out a loud yell and huffed before sitting down. "It's always my fault, Bugs could kill a person and get a medal, he needs to be taken down a peg or two." He fumed. "Sad thing is if I did something, they'd know right away it was me. I need someone they wouldn't suspect, someone not known that much to hate him, someone like…."
"Daffy, where are you, I need a couple of feathers for a spell!"
He blinked and looked to see Witch Hazel poke her head in. "Feathers? Can't you just get them like normal people and buy them off a turkey?"
"No, the spell calls for black feathers from a duck, so I need them from you." she replied stepping all the way in.
"Look, right now I don't got no time for some witchcraft, I've got to…." he trailed off before a lightbulb lit up over his head. "Ya know, I'll give you some feathers in exchange for something." He said with a grin.
"Oh? And what's that?"
"Can you give me a potion that will mess with Bugs?"
"What kind? I've got tons."
"What about one that will embarrass him and make me laugh?" He said with a devious grin.
"Like I said, I've got tons."
"Ok, well, give me a random one that will change his life forever." He said, starting to get annoyed.
She reached into her sleeve and looked around before pulling out a red potion. "Here, this should do the trick."
"Great! This is perfect." He said with a grin before witch Hazel said.
"Ok, now turn around, the spell calls for butt feathers."
"Ok ok, just take them." he rolled his eyes while grinning at the potion before feeling the pain of her plucking the feathers. "Yeow! Hey watch it."
"Alright, got them, have fun with the potion Daffy." She cackled before leaving while snickering after leaving the room. "I know I will when it happens."
"Alright, now how do I get Bugs to drink this?" Daffy said as he stared at the potion. He eyed the vent which linked his dressing room with said rabbit's and snickered. 'Perfect!'
He walked towards the vent and took the lid off before carefully climbing inside. 'This is going to be amazing!'
In his own room Bugs was going through his fan mail. "Man, reading this mail is making me thirsty, I better get some carrot juice."
Daffy snickered to himself as he carefully lowered the potion down on the table before moving his arm back in and waited.
Bugs reached over towards the table, not taking his eyes away from the mail. He grabbed the potion and took the top off before downing it in one go and set it down, all while he didn't notice what he drank.
"Man, that hit the spot." Bugs said before he felt kind of weird. "Ooh, but what did I just drink?" He moaned as he looked over at where he set the bottle down only to find it gone. "I thought there was a bottle there."
'He he he, now to sit back and watch the fireworks.' Daffy thought with a grin as he held the empty bottle.
Bugs stood up and groaned while holding his stomach. 'That stuff isn't sitting well.' "Maybe I should lie down, and get some sleep." He groaned as he made his way to the bed. He crawled under the covers and yawned while clapping his hands as the lights went out.
"Huh, I guess it takes awhile for the potion to work." Daffy said quietly to himself. 'I better not have gotten jipped.' He thought in annoyance before turning around to crawl back to his trailer.
While he did and Bugs slowly drifted off to sleep, his body glowed a little. As it glowed five beams of light shot out of his body.
(Next day)
We see Bugs beginning to stir from his sleep. He sat up and stretched his arms out while rubbing his eyes. "Man, I feel like I slept like the dead." he groaned before he pulled back the covers and got out of bed. But when his feet touched the ground he noticed something touching it. "Huh? What is that?" He said to himself as he looked down. His eyes widened and he rubbed his eyes again. "What the…" Lying on the floor next to the bed were five of his female personas he would use in sketches, but they didn't look like dummies dressed up like it, they looked like they were breathing.
The one his foot was on was wearing a heavy yellow and white winter suit with the hood pulled up along with red boots, and he could see the outline of a large pair of breasts and butt cheeks.
He pulled it back and carefully walked around them while rubbing his head. 'Am I dreaming all this?' He thought as he took a look at the others. One sitting next to the dresser desk was dressed up in a lightish brown-yellow top with a gold bra top over it, a pink short skirt, and a golden helmet with wings on the top.
Another was on the table and wearing a torn up blue skirt with an equally torn yellow top with her ears tied back with a blue bow.
A fourth was on her side wearing a pink blouse on that showed her chest with a blue skirt on and red high heels, and blond puffy hair under a small blue hat.
The final one had long curly yellow hair and was wearing a white dress that reminded him of Marilyn Monroe.
"Yup, definitely dreaming." He said as the girls began to stir from their sleep.
The Marilyn looking one sat up first and yawned while rubbing her eyes. "Ugh, what time is it? A girl needs her beauty sleep."
"Eh, what's up?" asked Bugs while pulling a carrot out from his wallet and biting into it.
"Not much baby, and why am I on the floor instead of our bed?" she asked standing up and rubbing her back. "Sleeping on the floor is bad for the back."
"Ugh, why didn't that dang rooster wake me up dis mornin'?" The one with her ears tied back moaned.
"Ain't no rooster around here." he spoke biting into his carrot while seeing the other ones start waking up.
"Why is it so warm in here?" groaned the one in the winter suit. "It's like being in a sauna."
"That's because it's July and you're wearing a winter suit." He said as he nibbled on the carrot some more.
"A great time to go out for a nice walk in the sun." spoke the one with the pink blouse.
"Or die a glorious death and go to valhalla." The Valkyrie one said.
"Well, you all can stick around here, I gotta go get breakfast." spoke Bugs walking out of the dressing room. 'Now to just wait till I wake up.'
"Wait for us handsome!" The marilyn monroe one said as she walked after him. "Someone's in a rush."
"Yeah, I want to see if the food in my dream is better than the food in real life." he replied as the others came out and followed.
"Dream? What dream?" asked the southern one.
"This one, this has to be a dream if you gals are here, none of you are real." He said as he opened the trailer's door.
"A silly thing to say, of course we're real." laughed the valkyrie one.
"But you can't be, you're female versions of myself that I've been in past skits." He explained to them as he stepped out of the trailer.
"Ah think he hit his head on something'." the hillbilly one whispered to the others.
"I don't think he remembers any of our relationships either." The eskimo one whispered as well.
"That's dreadful, we better fix that." remarked the one in a pink blouse.
"Now wait girls, lets have some fun with this and make it a game." the marilyn monroe one said with a grin.
"What kind?" asked the eskimo one.
"How about the first one to seduce him gets him to herself for a day?" She responded with a grin.
"Sounds like someone's a little bit in a naughty mood." teased the pink blouse one.
"Either way I like it, I'm in." Said the one with the bow in her ears.
"Same here." spoke the eskimo one.
"I agree as well." Said the Valkyrie.
"Well if we're all in, then so am I." spoke the pink blouse one.
"Great, now let the games begin, may the best rabbit win."
Bugs reached the cafeteria and got in line while grabbing the usual stuff. "Weird, you'd think in my dreams there'd be a little more carrot cake."
"I have something sweet you could have instead handsome~."
He turned towards the marilyn one giving him a seductive look. "And that would be?"
"Me big boy~." she whispered into his ear.
He looked at her in shock before quickly walking off. 'Now this just got weird. Am I a narcissist to have myself flirt with me? Nah.'
Suddenly banjo music filled the cafeteria as Bugs was grabbed by the female with a blue bow in her hair.
"Howdy there, what say we have ourselves a little shindig handsome?"
'Wha-?" he started before she began to square dance with him. He shrugged and tossed his tray aside before dancing without distractions.
"Swing your partner round and round, bow to them and do-see-do!" she sang as they followed her instructions.
"Eh, nice footwork there." He commented as they danced.
"Thanks handsome, now hug your partner and give them a kiss!" she sang happily.
'Well this is a dream, so why not?' He thought as he pulled her close and gave her a kiss on the cheek. "How's that?"
"Could be better handsome, next time aim for the lips." she winked as they resumed dancing.
'This is weird, first I get hit on now I kissed myself, this is getting weirder and weirder.' he thought while feeling himself get pulled away and sat down on one of the tables next to the pink blouse one.
"I think that's enough dancing for today sweetie." She said with a smile as the one with the bow in her hair glared at her. "I think this fine gentlemen should sit down and eat up, I made sure to get plenty so we could share." She said as she pushed a large platter of food towards him.
"Wow, there's a lot of food here." he remarked seeing the pile of carrots on it.
"Anything for you dear, now eat up!" she said as she pushed it even closer to him.
He grabbed two carrots at a time and started munching on them while the one with a bow yanked the other one away from the table.
"Just what in tarnation do you think you're doing?! I was in the middle of seducing him, ya can't just take 'im from me like that!"
"Ah, but we never said we COULDN'T, did we?"
"That's not the point, it ain't fair to do that!"
"Well that's something to keep in mind." she winked before moving back and sat besides Bugs with her leg rubbing against his. "Are you enjoying those carrots sweetie?"
"Yeah, they're really hitting the spot." He said as ate the last one on the plate.
"Well if you want, I know a great spot where I can give you a great desert." she said as she laid a hand on his leg.
"I'm fine, but thanks anyway." he replied letting out a burp while wiping his mouth with a napkin. "IF you'll excuse me, I gotta get going for the next skit."
"You sure? It'll be the best you've ever tasted~." she purred while pecking him on the cheek.
"No, I really gotta go, bye!" he spoke jumping up and bolting off. 'Why can't I wake up? I know this dream has gone on way too long.'
"Hey Bugs, how's it going?" called Daffy as he ran towards Bugs.
"Daffy, thank goodness you're still the same. This dream of mine is getting a little weird if you ask me."
"Dream? What dream?" He asked in confusion.
"Oh right, you wouldn't understand. Look I gotta get ready for a skit, but if you see….me, don't tell them where I am." He said as he looked around nervously before walking away.
"What on earth are you talking about!?" He called.
"You know!" He called before turning the corner.
"Wow, he must be going crazy, that means the potion's working!" snickered the duck with closed eyes without noticing the girls run past him. 'I can't wait to see him make a fool out of himself in front of the camera.'
"Come on girls, he went this way!" The eskimo one said once they were out of earshot of Daffy. "And this time I've got the perfect plan for him." She added with a smile as they neared the set.
"Same here." smirked the valkyrie one as they saw Bugs rehearsing his lines backstage.
"Duck season, duck season, duck season." he repeated, not seeing the girls coming onto the set. "Hmmm, I think that should do it."
"Dibs on going first!" The eskimo girl said to the valkyrie.
"Fine, but don't take too long." she huffed.
"I won't, thanks." She said with a smile as she began to make her way towards Bugs. "Oh Bugs."
"Oh no." He said as he turned around. "Yeah?"
"Do you know what eskimo's are great at?" She asked as she got closer to him.
"Uh….making ice cubes?"
"Nope, eskimo kisses!" She said before she began to rub her nose against him.
Bugs blushed at the act and didn't find it as weird as the others, but still stepped back and cleared his throat. "Uh, thanks for that info, but I gotta get ready for my lines."
"Really? If you want I could show you whats under my coat~?" she asked with a grin as she began to slowly unzip her jacket.
He blushed and shook his head before darting off.
"Aww, I was sure that would work." She pouted as she crossed her arms.
"Stand aside and let a real girl show you how it's done." The valkyrie said with a grin before going after Bugs.
'This is insane, definitely the weirdest dream I've ever had.' he thought while drinking some water near the buffet table. "Ah, that hits the spot."
"Oh honey~" Called a voice from behind him.
'Maybe she'll go away if I don't turn around.'
"You wanna have some fun?" she whispered trailing a hand down his arm. "We can make it very quick before your on stage."
'Don't say anything, don't do anything, don't even breath!'
"Or perhaps you'd want to try something far more kinky, like say, on this table." she whispered into his ear as she wrapped her arms around him.
His eyes widened while slipping out of her hold and grabbed one of the prop bricks and held it up. 'Wake up!' He thought before smashing it against his head. His eyes rolled around while he shook his head and saw the valkyrie still there.
"Why am I not waking up?!" He shouted before he heard loud laughter coming from above them. "Huh?" He said as he looked up to see Witch Hazel laughing as she sat on a rafter. 'Wait….If this is real, then is she behind it?' "Hazel, what's going on?!" He called to her.
"Oh? Haven't you figured it out yet?" smirked the witch.
"No, what's going on, did you do this?!" He asked as the other girls came towards them.
"But of course darling. Hahahahaha!" she laughed.
"So this is real?!" he shouted as the other girls wrapped their arms around him.
"Of course, one hundred percent."
"How, and why?"
"I just gave your little friend a potion in exchange for some feathers."
"Daffy did this? Why would he do it?" He shouted with a blush as the girls pushed their breasts against him.
"Oh something about revenge." She said as she shrugged her shoulders. "I gave him a potion and I guess you drank it, pretty simple."
He frowned while trying to keep calm. "Uh, does it have an expiration date on it?"
"Nope, it's permanent bunny boy." she giggled as his jaw dropped. "So have fun."
"What?!"