Crazy Trouble With Love Part 4

by yugiohfan163

Same old same old, send in any pairing you want and let me repeat myself, again. Adding in a plot with details on what you want to see does in fact help with making it come to life faster. I'm not saying write the chapter yourself, but if you wanna see two people together with a certain plot, then tell me, just warning you.

126. Alicia and Jaune

Crazy trouble with love part 4

Alicia and Jaune

Series: RWBY

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-Inside the Beacon CCT tower-

Inside the mainframe, which was covered in green and white circuits and lights, we find several squares floating in a circle as one can see different things from texts to people's faces.

And in the center was a large pillar with a person connected to it by the neck, arms and legs from a pair of green wires.

The person, a twenty year old with dark blue eyes, dark black hair that's in a bun with one side curling down her right side to her shoulder, wearing a uniform with a green tie, pale skin and with a C cup chest and a small ass.

This was CCT 667 model Beta mark 5.

"Yes sir, I'll direct your call as soon as possible."

"Hurry up, I have a meeting at five." The man on the other line said while another call came in front of her.

"Hello? Operator, is this the Vale Weather Station?"

"Sir, this isn't the Vale Weather Station. But I can patch you in with one of our hotlines."

"Yes, if you could do that."

The program patched him in as other calls and texts zoomed in for a long while before a red light enveloped the area, signaling a shift change between programs.

"It's time." Spoke another program while appearing next to her.

"Thank you CCT 668 model Kappa mark 4."

"Anytime CCT 667 model Beta mark 5."

The first women disconnected around before she went down a tube in the floor as the second women took over.

She then popped out in a decorated room of data that looked almost like a rest area in certain coffee shops as a chair appeared under her.

"Today seemed more busy than the usual data." She said to herself while a cup of coffee appeared in her hands. "Especially when it came to the data from overseas."

A screen appeared in front of her as a chart of data and a video of Beacon students training appeared.

"Now let's see if there is anything interesting out in the real world right now that might relieve me of the data accumulated at the last shift." She said while observing the students by the use of video camera feed visa server in the entire systems. "I wonder if there are any with skills to break any prior records from the school."

"Hammer time!" Nora cried out while firing grenades at Weiss with a grin.

Said heiress used her glyphs to speed out of the way and lunged at Nora.

"Ha ha! Nice try!" She laughed before attempting to hit her with her hammer. But Weiss avoided it and nearly got skewered by the sword.

"Your stance is sloppy." She said while attempting to get a hit on her legs. "Just who taught you?"

"Self taught." Nora said while dodging the strikes.

"Impressive, at least none of them seem lazy, but they don't quite give off the impression of fearsome." remarked the woman. She then noticed that the orange haired girl was about to slug the white haired girl with her hammer, only to find a sword tip near her neck.

"Yield." smirked Weiss.

Nora went a little pale before slowly lowering the hammer. "Fine, but still a good match Weiss."

CCT 667 model Beta mark 5 looked on as she saw the two shaking hands and was interested. "Humans, a strange bunch. But still who will be the one to show the traits of a hunter?"

"Mister Arc and Miss Rose, to the stadium."

Jaune and Ruby got up and made their way to the arena.

"Um break a leg?" Ruby said to Jaune while getting into a stance.

"You too."

The battle began as scythe clashed with shield and bullets against sword, the latter making the blond run around like a chicken with its head off.

"This male seems more prone to running then a full frontal assault." She said while seeing him running away only to block a slash with his shield. "And more defensive than normal."

Ruby slashed again while looking for an opening. She then smirked before kicking his leg.

Jaune went down and had to use his shield to quickly block the scythe again. 'That was close.' He then noticed that she disappeared and had to turn around lest he got slashing in the back.

CLANK!

"Nice try Ruby."

She frowned before jumping back and got ready to fire again. "Eat this!"

He went wide eyed before using his shield to block some of the bullets.

SISH!

"AH!" He screamed as some of the bullets hit him in the legs, not in any important places but enough to hurt like hell. "Fuck!"

Ruby stopped and went wide eyed. "Oh god! I'm so so so so so SO sorry Jaune!"

"Relax Miss Rose, he'll be fine." spoke Glynda. "Mister Arc if it hurts too much try to head to the nurse while Miss Rose, take your seat."

Jaune tried to get up but felt pain in his legs. "Ah! Oh god, it hurts!"

"Miss Rose help Mister Arc."

Ruby nodded while helping him up. "I'm sorry."

"It's fine, you were just sparring."

"But-"

"Ruby, I'll be fine."

"Just try and lean on me."

He nodded while leaning on her as they slowly walked out of the room, all the while CCT 667 model Beta mark 5 was watching with an interested look in her eye.

"Perhaps this student is the weakest one and got in through the written portion to enter." She said to herself while using the system to follow the two down the halls visa servers. "That would be illogical, even for a human. But it also is simply human of him."

"I didn't think I was actually gonna hit you."

"I know." Jaune sighed. "But at least it's not my arms or something else."

"Still, I'm surprised and sorry for doing that."

"If it was a real bullet, that's different. Thank god we can take Dust on and not die, well I mean to a point."

Ruby nodded. "Still, it could have been my blade, which is kind of morbid once you think about it."

"Um….a little bit." He paled as they got to the nurse's room. "Just get me to the bed, I'll handle the rest."

"I hope so." She muttered while setting him carefully on the bed. "Jaune, I hope you're alright."

"Thanks, but I'll be fine."

(A while later)

"I'm sorry but your legs need to be operated on." Spoke the nurse. "And while it's a simple scalping, the aftereffects would be a long stay of three months."

"W-WHAT?!"

"So you'll have to stay here for now Mister Arc."

"But it was just one shot! It wasn't even a real bullet."

"But it still hit a major muscle as well as a slight blood poisoning." She said. "It maybe have been a Dust filled bullet but it's still a foreign material."

Jaune was shocked at that while jaw hanging a little.

"Now sit tight since you'll be here for a while." She said while walking out of the room.

'Ugh, why me?' He thought with a groan as CCT 667 model Beta mark 5 looked on before seeing that her shift was next.

"I'll check on you later."

(Some weeks later)

"Wow." Nora said while looking at his bandaged legs. "All that from a bullet."

"At least they didn't amputate it." spoke Ren.

"That might be fun." She joked. "Like we can give Jauney some new legs with lasers and rockets."

"Um that's a little extreme." Pyrrha sweatdropped.

"Still." She sighed. "It might have been fun and cool to see that."

Jaune sweatdropped a little as CCT 667 model Beta mark 5 looked on from the cameras.

"I wonder why I'm so focused on this one human male." She said while looking at the group. "He's not strong or bright, yet here I am. Focused on him like the camera I'm using."

"So were you awake when she cut you opened or knocked out with laughing gas?" Nora asked.

"Um….I was awake. They didn't have laughing gas to use." Jaune gulped while remembering every detail of the event in his mind.

"So it was like 'AHHHH! OH GOD IT HURTS!' Or was it more like 'You bastards! You bastards!'"

"More like 'AHHH! DAMN YOU NORA FOR BREAKING MY LEGS OH GOD NO! NOT MY LEGS OH GOD AHHHHH!'. That kind of stuff."

"That was gonna be my next guess."

"Oh and did you do it naked or clothed?" Ren asked curiously.

"Clothed. This isn't a hospital you know." He sweatdropped while sighing. "Still, I can't believe I'm here for the next three months."

"It could be worse, like you could have lost your life."

"..."

"If that happened then I call dibs on your hoodie." Nora chuckled.

"Humans, such an odd species." The AI said to herself while seeing them laughing away without a care in the world. "They say something dangerous to their life and then laugh it off." She then noticed that the redhead had more concern for the blond. "Must be a human thing, even if it's simply a product of the mind to create such things."

"Maybe you should do a prank call?" Nora asked with a grin. "To pass the time?"

"On who?"

"Anyone. That's the point of a prank call."

"...Ren did you give her coffee again?"

"No."

"Oh, are you sure?"

Ren nodded before seeing Nora taking out a can of soda. "Nora don't!"

"What? It's diet." She said before drinking it. "Ah, tasty!"

"I still don't like seeing you when you drink any kind of soda." he sweatdropped.

Nora shrugged before finishing the soda before getting giddy. "Renny! I feel ready to sing!"

"Don't do-" he tried to call out before Nora started to sing, badly and high enough to crack glass.

"I'M A FUNKY CHICKEN!"

'Oh Dust why?!'

"I'M A FUNKY CHICKEN AND I'M PROUD OF IT!" She sang loudly before making the glass break and for CCT 667 model Beta mark 5 to nearly have a corrupt sound file in her ears. "I'M A FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY CHICKEN!"

"Data overload….data overload…." she spoke while cutting the feed. "Must reconfigure data." After a while she shook her head and felt some data leaking out of her ears like blood. "So much data."

That was when she recalled the boy's expression of pain, which made her think of a random dog video feed. Something she ignored after a while.

"Still confusing, but I must admit. This human has been entertaining these last few weeks." she remarked while rubbing her head. "I haven't been this focused since I last defragged my system." 'And that took ten years and many recovers to do.'

(One month later)

Jaune looked at his Scroll while watching a gamer playing a new game called Dog Foo Fighters. "Ha! What a ridiculous green haired guy."

But what he didn't notice was the AI was linked up to it and watching the game.

"What an odd human." CCT 667 model Beta mark 5 said while watching a corgi girl fighting a greyhound boy. "And such strange data AI."

"KO! Winner, Foo Foo."

"Oh son of a dinglehopper fuck tits!"

"Why humans make such random games with odd designs is a question even I can't decipher." She said before seeing the boy laugh at the curse.

"Oh jeez, this Zacksepimi guy is so fucking funny!" Jaune laughed while his lungs started to hurt. "Oh god, I gotta try and calm down."

"I'll see you next time and," the man slapped the air. "I'll see you dudes in the next episode!"

Jaune chuckled at that before getting a call and saw it was Ruby. "Hello?"

"Jaune! I just found a book for you!" She said with a giddy voice.

"What is it?"

"How to make weapons from a shield and a bottle of soda! It's so cool and exciting!"

"...Ruby. I'm going to hang up. I hope you enjoy the book for me."

"Wait wha-"

Ping.

"She can enjoy it more then me anyway." He muttered before getting the urge to call a random number for fun. All the while CCT 667 model Beta mark 5 was about to enter her shift. 'Nora, you may be a little energetic but you're right about the whole getting bored quickly thing.'

He then typed up a random number on the screen, only to get an error.

"Huh?" He muttered before trying again, which showed another error before it started working finally. "Guess it's not as easy as people think it is."

Ring ring ring….click.

"Hello?" Spoke a woman with a cold tone. "Who is this?"

"Um….hello? Is this the….exterminator?"

"No, this is a private number. Who are you?"

"Um….your mother?"

"...get off the line or I'll find you and make your life a living hell." She said while a Nevermore cawed in the background. "Yes I'll get you dinner just be patient. Never call again.

Beep beep beep.

"...ok?" He blinked before accidentally calling the CCT operator center. "Hello?"

"Hello this is the Cross Continental Transmit operation center. I am CCT 667 model Beta mark 5 or Alicia, how may I help you today?" The voice said before it changed to a face massage.

"Oh, hey there. Um...do you have Prince Albert in a can?"

"Yes. All Prince and Princess Albert in a can stores are available to you at any given time." She said with a hit of merit. "Shall I give you an address sir?"

"Uh...no." he gulped. "I mean, is your refrigerator running?"

"Yes, but it's at a local Vale marathon. Shall I give you its address?"

"...um I mean there is a robber in your house!"

"Sir, if that is a joke then you are sadly mistaken. For I am a AI, not a human."

"I-wait what?"

"I am an AI. A computer program, one of billions that control the entire system. Including the entire CCT tower that exists in Beacon academy."

"...but your a girl, and talking to me!"

"Yes, this is the template I was made from. Now what can I do for you?"

"Um….not really. I mean I can't fool an AI with prank calls."

"That is true, your efforts were faulty from the start."

"Hey! I was trying here!"

"Uh huh. So if you want to end the call then go ahead. But remember, my shifts are from 8 am to 5 pm everyday."

"I'll keep that in mind."

"Also, you have a pimple on your lip."

Ping.

Jaune blinked before touching his lip and felt it. 'What an odd girl.'

(One month later)

Said AI was sitting in her room while staring at the ceiling. It's been a strange few months and she felt something in her data core that couldn't be removed, even after talks with a certain boy.

'I wonder if interacting with a human more than my creators and doing my programming is changing something in me.' CCT 667 model Beta mark 5 thought while thinking about the name Alicia. 'If it is then I'm becoming a bug in the system.'

Seeing how her shift wasn't starting she sat up and thought about contacting him. But when she started to type it up, she recalled that it might scare him a little. Which yes he's fine with an AI talking to him in a casual form of communication, it would still shock him into a coma.

'Unless he makes a call like last time, this may be tricky.' She thought before getting an incoming message from a administrator, from General Ironwood.

It said in a text box. "To all Atlas Scientists, make sure that prototype Alpha automaton is scrapped."

"Alpha automaton? Like a robot?" She muttered before seeing an image with a girl with black hair and wearing a green and blue dress. "Reminds me of that Penny girl that contacted CCT 645 model Omega mark 3 a few months ago."

That's when a possible idea came to her.

"Mmm, what if I could connect with this automaton and inserted my data into her?" She said while formulating a plan. "But it would take time and a lot of data for a interdirection transmission for an immediate program packaging and improvement order to be made at the Atlas CCT tower." 'But it may also be a good test to see how an AI can work it.'

She made up her mind as she started to connect to the system as her eyes glowed green. "Body in root in 45 hours and 60 minutes. 59 minutes….."

(Outside the system, 45 hours later)

Weiss was busy walking down the courtyard before hearing a rocket engine above her. She looked up and saw an Atlas airship flying overhead. "What the?!"

The ship then started to drop a large box onto the ground as it flew away.

CRASH!

She jumped at the sound and stared at the box that crashed partway into the ground.

The box opened up as a girl wearing a suit and with her hair in a bun appeared as the wood fell to the ground and her eyes opened. "CCT connection phase one completed. Locate jack point."

"What...the…."

"Jack point found." She said before walking towards the statue as her pulled a few wires from her neck as they attached it to a small base under the statutes foot before standing still. "Connecting….connecting…."

'What am I looking at?' Weiss thought with wide eyes before seeing the wires sparking with electricity before it entered the girl.

"Complete." She said while the wires returned to neck. "CCT packaging system completed." she then started to walk away.

"...I think I need a nap." Weiss said before fainting.

(With Jaune)

Knock knock.

"Huh?" He said while looking up from his bed. "Who is it?"

"Your secret friend who's a girl."

He raised an eyebrow and slowly moved over. "Um come in?"

The door opened as an unknown woman walked in and smiled. "Hello Jaune Arc."

"...who are you?"

"CCT 667 model Beta mark 5, or Alicia if you like sir."

He blinked and looked lost. "Um….who?"

She frowned at that while walking over. "I am the AI from the CCT system. You talked to me many times these last few months."

"...um still no clue."

"You had a pimple on your lip and we first talked when you accidentally called me and tried to prank me."

"Oh! Now I remember." He said before frowning. "And I don't have one now."

She nodded before taking a seat next to him. "Surprised by my appearance?"

"A little, but just how are you here?"

She started to explain in full detail as Nora entered the room with a cup of joe.

"Hello people of earth!"

They turned while Jaune paled seeing the cup.

"Nora no!"

"Too late." She laughed before taking a sip of it. "...yaba yaba DING DONG!"

'Shit!'

"BITCH NO CATS!" She cried out before running around like a mad man before suddenly kissing both on the lips and slapped their faces before running out of the room yelling. "RENNY IS GAY! RENNY IS GAY!"

"..."

"...confusing human isn't she." Alicia said while steam was coming out her ears due to data overload.

"You have no idea."

"I see." She said before cooling off. "I have a question that only a human can answer."

"What's that?"

"Is it possible for an AI to be attached to a human that didn't create them in the first part?"

"Um...I don't follow."

"You see I'm fixated on you alone. It's strange and I think it's a bug in my programming." She said while looking at him. "It is a question that I can not answer."

"Well...I don't know what to say. I mean I never even met an AI, besides you."

She sighed a little. "Is it possible I can down with a human emotion? Even if it's improbable for a data construct."

Jaune blinked while thinking hard on that one before seeing her green eyes. 'She really did a strange thing with the body...but who did she hijack? Please not a dead body.'

"What is the answer Jaune?"

"Um…..maybe? I mean if you are acting like this maybe you're kind of...acting more than a human?"

Alicia blinked a little before it clicked in her mind as she recalled why she started to look at him so much. 'I….like a human?'

"I mean that's just a guess." He said before seeing her looking at him with a surprised look on her. "Um Alicia?"

"Jaune, the question is answered. But my data capacity is overloading."

"Really? Then you can tell me."

"...I like a human." she replied with surprise.

"You do?" Jaune said before it hit him. "Oh!"

They kept quiet for a few minutes before chuckling a little.

"I guess an AI like me fell for a weakling after all."

"Hey!"

"Well you are a little." She chuckled before moving closer to him. "But I have one observation."

"And?" He asked before being kissed on the cheek just as Ruby and Weiss walked in.

"Don't worry Weiss. There are no robots here."

"Ruby I know it's a robot because I saw wires coming from her neck!"

"I think you need some rest-"

"You're kind of cute when you're mad." Alicia said before kissing his lips for a brief second.

His and the girl's eyes went wide as she pulled back with Weiss pointing at her with a shaking finger.

"Y...Y...You're….you're the r...robot!"

She turned to them and waved. "Hello my names Alicia or CCT 667 model Beta mark 5. I hope I can be of assistance to you."

"See! I told you there was a robot!"

Ruby blinked at this before saying. "Nice to meet you."

"Ruby?!"

"What? She seems nice."

Weiss groaned before seeing the robot kissing the blond again. 'Ugh, why me?'

'Stage two complete. Proceed with stage three, dating process.' Alicia thought as the screen went black.