Hello! It's me, WeowMeow101. This is my first PacMan fanfiction. It's supposed to be around the rating range of T-M. Don't like, don't read. As always, criticism and good ideas are welcome. Tell me about grammar mistakes. Also, tell me what you think about Betrayus' plan. Do you think he will succeed?

Betrayus sat on his thrown in the Nether World slurping slugs as he watched the newest and juiciest episode of "As The Nether World Turns". Buttocks and Butt-ler hovered beside him, anxious to see what the blue Cyclops "had in store" for the pink Tentacle Ghost.

"Oh, Ricky," cooed the Tentacle Ghost, "I knew this moment would come one day..." "Yes, Ria. Come with me. It is time," the Cyclops told her.

"Oh, gag me," Betrayus groaned. "This is way more lovey-dovey then the rest of these cheesy romance stories."

"Shush, I need to know what happens," Dr. Buttocks snapped. "I really think zat zis episode will be ze one to make me blush."

"...What a beautiful bedroom!" Ria's voice from the television exclaimed. "Is this where we will have it?..."

"Have what?!" Buttocks cried out in confusion. "I didn't get to hear what happened because of you, Betrayus."

"Just shut up and watch, you pathetic little scientist!" Betrayus shouted.

"...Lie down on the bed, Ria," came the voice. "I will tell you what to do." "Anything for you, Ricky," she replied warmly. Lying on the bed, she spread out her tentacles.

"-Spppbbbblllttt! G-Gah, what?!" Betrayus nearly choked on the slug juice he was drinking. "Dr. Buttocks, you didn't tell me this was a 'romance'... What's the rating?" he asked eagerly.

A deep, red blush spread across Buttocks' face as he fumbled with the remote. "A-A-Ah... TV 14..."

"Turn it up, turn it up!" Butt-ler urged. "I have got see this." A small pink blush tinted his cheeks, for he knew what he was about to see upon the screen.

"...Aagh," came the moan. "Ricky, you're so amazing." The Cyclops was now on top of Ria, thrusting softly in her middle spot which was surrounded by tentacles.

Sweat dripped down Betrayus' face. The sex looked so good. He felt himself have a new need. A need, a want, to mate with other ghosts. And then... A new plan formed in his head. A plan to destroy Pac-Man with a new army of ghosts. An army of baby ghosts, that was.

Is it good so far? This is how it is going to be in the other chapters. It's going to be sort of inappropriate, if that is okay with you. Don't worry about profanity. There shouldn't be much cursing. However, this IS an M fanfiction just to be safe.