Crazy trouble with love part 4
Fionna and Ice Queen
Series: Adventure Time
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All was peaceful in the land of Aaa. That is until you hear someone give out a frustrated rant.
"Not again!" frowned the Ice Queen while she paced back and forth in her room. "That's another chance for my prince down the drain!"
Yesterday Ice Queen once again captured and lock up a few princes (Prince Gumball, Breakfast Prince and Jungle Prince) in her cage. Later at night, while the Ice Monarch was sleeping, Fionna and Cake used their ninja skills and stealthy sneak in the ice fortress and broke out the princes.
When Ice Queen woke up to check on her 'guests', she gasped at the empty cage. Then she saw a note attached to the door that said 'Better luck next time'. She saw that it was signed by Fionna and Cake.
"I swear if those two weren't in my way, I would have been happily married with my princes!"
That's when her penguin, Gertrude, came in.
"Wenk wenk!"
"Not now Gertrude, mommy is mad." frowned the Ice Queen crossing her arms.
"Wenk wenk."
"I know that, but making better cages isn't the answer. I need to get rid of the big problem, Fionna and Cake."
"Wenk wenk wenk."
"You know what? You're right." she stood up. "I'm going to freeze them for good and get as many of princes as I can. Then I can get married to them all before those two can thaw. Then they can't do a thing about it!" Ice Queen gave Gertrude a hug.
"Wenk wenk."
She puts the penguin down and leaves for Fionna and Cake's treefort.
"Wenk wenk." said Gertrude waving her goodbye.
Ice Queen used her powers and flew out of her room and over her land. She flew from her kingdom to the grasslands. As she's almost to the treefort, she spots Cake coming out. She hears the feline talking to her sister.
"I'll be back later dear, so you be careful while I'm out."
"Okay!" yelled Fionna.
Cake walked off while Ice Queen smirked and rubbed her hands together.
"Excellent. I just gotta wait till Cake is as far away from this place and then Fionna will be easy to beat."
She hovered there and saw the cat stretch away before moving towards the house. She checked most of the windows til she found Fionna in her bedroom, "Now I'll just-what the?!" The Ice Monarch gasped at what she saw.
Fionna was masturbating while holding a picture of the Ice Queen. Upon closer examination she saw what the heroine was holding in her hand.
"Oh Glob, oh Glob!" said Fionna as she pumped her...you guessed it. Her dick.
Ice Queen was speechless. "How...I mean...this can't be possible." said Ice Queen feeling flabbergasted. Then she heard Fionna calling her name.
"Come on Ice Queen, really lick it!" said Fionna imagining Ice Queen licking her member.
Said queen was speechless and could only stare with an open mouth. 'Is she really talking about me?' she thought while blushing. 'But how can she have a dick?'
"More! Oh yes right there!" screamed Fionna as she pump faster.
Ice Queen shook her face and started freezing the lock on the window Then she used her fist to break it and got in.
Fionna went wide eyes seeing the Ice Queen and tried covering her dick. "Ice Queen!? What the Glob?!"
"I should be the one saying that." she crossed her arms with a smirk.
"I-I don't know what you're talking about." said Fionna trying to be secretive.
"I saw your little friend with my own eyes." said Ice Queen with a smirk.
Fionna widened eyes upon hearing that. She couldn't come up with any lie.
"Who would have guessed the heroine of Aaa would be a boy this whole time."
"No! You got it all wrong!"
"I bet that chest of yours is just some balloons too."
That comment made Fionna upset while blushing madly. "Just let me explain."
"Go ahead." said Ice Queen being all ears.
Fionna sighed and said. "I'm a girl, but was born with both genitals."
"That's impossible. Everyone knows boys have wieners and girls have holes."
"Yes that's true. But like I told you before, I was born with both." stated Fionna. "And trust me, it's weird."
Ice Queen still wasn't convinced. That's when she made an unexpected request. "Show me."
"W-What?"
"Even what you say is true, l still like to see it for myself."
Fionna groaned and slowly moved the blanket off to show her exposed cock.
Ice Queen still cannot believe what she seen. She even saw the vagina part. "Wow, it's so...big." Ice Queen commented.
"Now can I cover it up?"
Ice Queen smirked and said. "Not so fast. I have a few questions for you."
"What else is there you could possibly wanna know?" Fionna asked.
"Just wondering why did you have a picture of me while doing..." Ice Queen replied while mimicking the way Fionna was pumping her member.
Fionna blushed and looked away. "Uh...well..."
Ice Queen smirked again and asked. "Does Aaa's heroine find me attractive?"
Fionna was speechless and looked away with embarrassment. 'If Glob's hearing me I hope he just drops a rock on me.'
Little did she know that Glob was above the tree fort using his powers to hold a big rock. Just as it was about to drop it, Glob gets a call from his girlfriend. "Yes? Oh hi honey."
His girlfriend talked asking him for something.
"Yes I'll go get the milk." Glob hangs up, throws the rock in a different direction and went to the store.
Back with the two females Ice Queen looked at the cock.
"Second, what's it feel like?" questioned Ice Queen being very curious.
"It's real sensitive and it's like that with both of them." Fionna replied while blushing.
"Do you pee standing up or sitting down?" Ice Queen questioned.
"How is that important?" asked Fionna feeling awkward.
"Just being curious." replied Ice Queen
"It varies depending what I feel like."
"Oh," said Ice Queen while tapping her chin. "Who else knows?"
"Only Cake and BMO."
"Meaning none of the princes do." she smirked evilly.
"Uh, no" replied Fionna not liking that smirk.
"But I wonder what they might think if it 'accidentally' slipped."
Fionna couldn't believe that the Ice Queen was blackmailing her. She was scared of what would the princes would think. Especially Gumball and Marshal. "Please don't tell them! I'll do anything."
"Oh trust me, you will." she let out a laugh. "And I already know what you can do first."
"What's that?" questioned Fionna.
"Let me touch it."
*Record scratch*
"W-What?" questioned Fionna.
"I said let me touch it." replied Ice Queen.
Fionna had no choice. If she does what the Ice Monarch said, her secret will be safe. "Okay."
Ice Queen moved closer and got on the bed before reaching towards the dick.
Fionna shivered a bit after Ice Queen's cold hand grasp her member.
"It feels so warm and thick." commented Ice Queen.
"Yeah, well your hand is cold." retorted Fionna.
"Ice Queen, duh." said the Queen.
She rolled her eyes and groaned as Ice Queen touched it with both hands all over with fascination.
"I've never actually held something like this before."
'No kidding.' thought Fionna before letting out a moan feeling her fingers brush against her slit.
Ice Queen smirked and asked. "Is someone enjoying it?"
"N-No." replied Fionna pretending that she isn't even though her face was turning red and she shuddered at the touch.
Ice Queen brought her lips to her ear and whispered. "It's not nice to lie". Then suddenly she brought said ear in her mouth.
"AH!" gasped Fionna with wide eyes while feeling the Ice Queen grip her dick with one hand and start to slowly rub it. Pre-cum started to leak out.
Ice Queen nibbled on the ear while her finger brushed against the tip. Then she whispered while asking. "How many times have you masturbated while thinking of me?"
Fionna bit her lip to try and keep from answering.
"Remember, you do what I say" she whispered before nibbling on the ear harder.
"3 days a week." replied Fionna.
"And do you always wait till you're alone?"
"Yes. Sometimes I wait til Cake is a sleep." she admitted with another moan as Ice Queen started licking her ear.
"Do you feel jealous that I focus on the princes and not you?"
"D-Don't be nuts!" she gasped out while trying hard not to focus on her hand.
"Admit it. You want me for yourself." she smirked moving back and rubbing the dick faster while rubbing the slit with her other hand.
Fionna didn't want to but the pleasure was too much. She let out a louder moan before her sperm went shooting out.
Ice Queen was surprised at the amount. She pulled her hand back while the sperm went on her face and the front part of her dress. Ice Queen grinned and said. "You naughty girl. You dirtied my dress."
Fionna panted and pointed at her. "You...kept...rubbing me."
"But I bet it made you feel good." said Ice Queen while looking at some sperm on her hand and licked some off before shuddering and spit it out. "Yuck! It's bitter."
"Well what do you think it was gonna taste like?"
"I don't know, the stuff I've read said it was salty or sweet." replied Ice Queen.
Fionna groaned. "Ice Queen, you're such a perv."
"You're one to talk" retorted Ice Queen with a frown. "At least I don't rub myself three times a week, just two."
"Touché" said Fionna before shaking her head. "But you still tasted my sperm." Fionna shot back.
"Just being curious. Both your dick and sperm are the only things I touched or taste." said Ice Queen. "But it does have an alluring taste to it."
"You're a strange woman, Ice Queen"
"Says the girl with a wiener still standing up." Retorted Ice Queen.
Fionna looked down and blushed madly at how right the monarch was. Her dick was standing up proudly and she wasn't even soft a little bit.
"Looks like someone is eager for more" claimed Ice Queen with a snicker. "Which is good, cause I'm not done with you. I'm gonna enjoy this for all the princes you took away."
Fionna gulped at that.
"But first let me get out of this dress" said the Ice Queen as she grabbed the bottom of her dress and started pulling it up.
Fionna gasped at what she saw. The Ice Queen had a curvy physique and defined hips with firm round breasts.
Ice Queen caught her staring "See something you like?"
Fionna averted her eyes while blushing.
"Answer me!" demanded Ice Queen.
"Yes!" answered Fionna.
"Good girl." said Ice Queen placing her dress on a chair. She got on top of the bed and crawled towards Fionna. "Now I get try something I've always written about."
"What's that?" asked Fionna.
Ice Queen reached out and grabbed the dick before flicking her tongue against the tip.
It caused the young heroine to shiver at the feeling of her tongue. 'Y-You're serious?" asked Fionna
"Of course, I've always wanted to try this. Why do you think I always went after princes?" asked Ice Queen. Fionna couldn't come up with an answer. "I wanted something thick, meaty, and hot to get a taste of." said Ice Queen as she continues to lick the shaft.
Fionna groaned at the cold tongue and bit her lip. 'How is she this good?' thought Fionna while blown away this was actually happening.
Ice Queen was having different thoughts. 'I can't believe this tastes so salty and warm.' While licking, Ice Queen started fingering Fionna's pussy.
"AH!" yelped Fionna while going wide eyed. "H-Hey! Watch it!"
"Yeah yeah." said Ice Queen with a sarcastic tone while still licking. 'I'm gonna make her squirm SO much.' she thought while laughing evilly.
'I can't believe I'm saying this, but this is so much better than doing it to myself.' thought Fionna while trying not to lose it too soon. Just then, the phone started ringing.
Ice Queen stopped licking and said. "Pick up the phone."
"But we're in the middle of something." protested Fionna.
"Just answer it." ordered Ice Queen.
She groaned before grabbing it and hit answer. "Hello."
"Hey baby, just callin' to see how you're doing."
"Uh doing fine just finished playing with BMO." replied Fionna. She didn't notice Ice Queen having a wicked grin.
Then Cake said. "Well I'm letting you know that I'm spending a night at Monochrome's, so I'll see you in the morning."
"Okay. Hope you have a great ti-" Fionna couldn't finish because she felt something warm and moist on her dick. She looked down and was surprised to see Ice Queen give her a blowjob. That's when she hears Cake calling her. "You okay sis?" she asked. "Yeah I just accidentally hit my toe with something but I'll be okay." lied Fionna.
"Well you have fun, but not too much." said Cake.
"Okay. Love you." said Fionna hanging up the phone. She gets upset, turns to Ice Queen and said. "Are you crazy?! She would've found out."
"That's what makes this so hot." muffled Ice Queen as she continued to bob her head. She also went back to fingering Fionna's pussy.
Fionna moaned louder. "Oh Glob! Your mouth is so warm!"
'That's right my pet. Keep enjoying it.' thought the Ice monarch. 'I'm gonna turn you into a drooling mess.'
20 minutes go by and Fionna can feel her climax coming from both of her dick and pussy.
"Ice Queen!" yelled Fionna as she climaxed. Her sperm squirted out of her dick and into Ice Queen's mouth while her pussy drenched said monarch's fingers.
The queen this time kept her head down to try and drink as much sperm as she could. 'It tastes better the second time.' thought the Queen.
"Oh ...Glob..." panted Fionna as she looked up at the ceiling. "That...was...amazing."
Ice Queen let go of her dick. Then she said. " Glad you enjoyed it. Now it's your turn to service me".
Fionna lifted her head up to see the Ice monarch sitting with her legs open.
She used two fingers on one hand to open her pussy while using one finger on the other to motion her to. "Come here."
'Alright, just relax and remember to breath.' thought Fionna as she brought her lips to Ice Queen's nether lips.
"And no biting." Ordered the Ice monarch.
Fionna rolled her eyes while letting her tongue trace over the opening with curiosity. After a few licks, Fionna wasn't bothered by the taste. 'Not so bad, it actually tastes a little sweet. NEver thought I'd think that about the Ice Queen.'
Ice Queen was having a different thought. 'Not bad for a rookie.'
"Keep doing that, it feels great." ordered Ice Queen.
Fionna did as told.
Ice Queen held her face closer while thrusting her hips against the tongue. "Come on. Get in there really good."
Fionna licked the folds more while pushing her tongue inside.
20 or 30 minutes later, Ice Queen felt her climax coming.
"Oh yeah! I'm ready to cum!" She holds Fionna's head as she squirted her face. "Drink it all!"
Fionna coughed at the juices covering her face and tried swallowing as best as she could.
After climaxing, Ice Queen brought Fionna's face to her. "Pucker up." said the Ice monarch as she brought her lips to Fionna's.
She was surprised at this and tried to fight back only to end up melting at this sensation. 'This is amazingly hot!' Thought Fionna. That's when Ice Queen brought her tongue in her mouth forcing both of theirs to wrestle. 'This time I'm gonna win.' thought Fionna as they continued to kiss follow by some tongue. She got an idea and grabbed Ice Queen's chest before she began fondling them.
Which caused the Ice monarch to moan in the heroine's mouth. 'So you want play like that now?' thought Ice Queen doing the same thing to Fionna. 'I'll put you in your place.' thought Ice Queen As she rubbed and knead the heroine's breasts a little hard.
Fionna however rubbed her breasts back while pinching her nipples.
Ice Queen pinched her nipples back. They both kept going at it to see who won but came to realize that they're an even match. After a few minutes, they stopped kissing to breath.
"You're not so bad." commented Ice Queen.
"I could say the same to you." said Fionna.
"But this time, I'm gonna really drive you nuts."
"Too late." interjected Fionna with a smirk before pulling Ice Queen on her with her cock pressed against the queen's wet pussy. Then Fionna said. "This time I'm in control." before inserting her member in.
Ice Queen's eyes bulged out of her head while moaning as the tip pushed on through. "Oh my Glob." said the Ice Monarch as the young heroine continued to slowly push her cock in. "It feels bigger in me!" she screamed.
After a few more inches, Fionna was finally in. She couldn't believe how warm the Ice Monarch's pussy is. "Damn, if I knew it was so snug and warm inside, I would have done this years ago!"
Hearing that made Ice Queen say. "Ah ha! I knew it! You are attracted to me!"
"No duh, you look hot even with white hair. I bet the princes would go nuts if they knew you were hiding a body like this under that dress."
"R-Really?" asked the Ice Monarch while blushing.
Fionna nodded and said. "But I don't want that to happen. I want you all to myself."
That made her eyes widened before Fionna pressed their lips back together and pulled back before pushing back into her hole with a groan.
While thrusting, Fionna said. "You're mine Ice Queen, and mine alone. I know I'm not a Prince, but I'll make sure to give you all the love that you need."
"Ah! Ah! Fionna! Your dick feels so warm! I've always wanted to be fucked!" screamed Ice Queen in ecstasy.
"Then I'll fuck you over and over till you can't walk anymore!" yelled Fionna before bringing her lips to one of Ice Queen's nipples.
"Oh yes! Suck on it!" yelled Ice Queen being on cloud 9.
Fionna obliged and sucked on the nub while tweaking the other one with her hand. Then she switched to a different nipple and repeated the same process.
"Oh Glob yes! Faster!" order Ice Queen.
Instead of responding, the young heroine did as requested. Her dick slammed in faster while the tip was reaching her cervix.
Then Ice Queen wrapped her arms and legs around Fionna. 30 minutes later, the two felt their climax coming.
"I'm gonna blow! And it's gonna be a big one!"
"Me too! Let's come together!" yelled Ice Queen before bringing her lips to Fionna followed by some tongue.
Fionna buried her dick as deep as she could before her sperm gushed into the Ice Queen.
The Ice Monarch's body shook as she could feel the young heroine's sperm flowing to her womb. "Oh sweet Glob almighty yes!" screamed the Ice Monarch. "It's so hot! I can feel myself melting!"
After climaxing, Fionna got off of Ice Queen and lied next to her while the two of them started panting.
"Wow...we actually did that." stated Ice Queen.
"I...know." said Fionna while wiping her forehead from the sweat. That's when suddenly, the young heroine grabbed the Ice Monarch's hand.
Ice Queen turned her head and looked at her eyes.
Then Fionna said. "I love you Ice Queen."
Her eyes widened hearing that and was speechless. "W...What?"
"You heard me." stated Fionna. "I. Love. YOU."
Ice Queen blushed at the confession. "R...Really? You're not just saying that?" she asked. Fionna shook her head. She smiled while feeling tears and hugged the human.
The young heroine hugged her back. The two look at each other's eyes again. Then Fionna asked. "Will you be my Queen?"
"Yes, I'd like that a lot." replied Ice Queen "But, what about Cake?"
"She can visit me whenever want to go on an adventure. Plus she has Monochrome." replied Fionna.
"I meant won't she have a problem?" she asked while feeling concerned.
"Trust me, I'll handle her." said Fionna.
"Well, alright, if you say so." said Ice Queen while making herself comfy against Fionna.
Then Fionna asked. "Now that we're official, what do you wanna do now?"
"Stop chasing princes for one thing, I doubt any of them are as hung like you." replied Ice Queen.
The young heroine blushed and at the compliment.
Ice Queen who was smirking said. "Plus I'm good for another round. How about you?"
"Trust me, I've been able to go for another ten loads " replied Fionna while smirking.
"Good." said Ice Queen before getting on top and straddling her. "But this time I'll be on top." before inserting Fionna's dick inside her.
(Next day)
Cake comes home after spending the night with her boyfriend. She sees Fionna sitting in the kitchen. "Hey girl, miss me?"
"A little, but I managed. What about you?" replied Fionna.
"Lets just say me and him went all the way to tier 18 baby!" replied Cake with a happy tone.
Fionna was gonna ask what tier 18 is, but didn't because her sister will just say to stay away from those. Even though she done tier 15. The young heroine sighed and said. "Cake. We need to talk."
"About what?"
"Yesterday when you left, Ice Queen showed up."
"What? Oh that no good witch! Why didn't you call me? We coulda knocked her block off together."
"Nothing bad happen Cake. Although she did find out about my secret." she admitted with a blush while Cake gasped.
"Oh. My. Glob! Did she try to blackmail you?" asked the feline. "
"At first she did, but later changed her mind."
"What do you mean? This is the Ice Queen we're talking about." said Cake.
Thats when Fionna had to come clean.
"Actually me and her are a thing now."
Hearing this made the cat's jaw hit the ground. While stuttering, she asked "D-D-Did you both d-do tier 15?"
"Well we did have sex, so does that count?"
"That is tier 15!" she cried out with wide eyes.
"Oh, wait hold on. If that's tier 15, what's tier 18?"
"T-That's not important right now!" replied Cake while blushing at the question. "What is important is you and her going all the way like that! I mean, I thought she was into princes?"
"She used to until I gave my love and stuff."
Cake went pale and passed out.
An hour later, the young feline started to regain consciousness.
"Oooh, my head." That's when Cake felt a hand on her paw. She turned to see Fionna with a worried/relief look.
"Thank Glob you're up Cake. I was worried for you."
"Fionna? What happened?"
"I told you what me and Ice Queen did and you fainted."
"You mean...that wasn't a dream!?"
Fionna shook her head.
"Oh Glob almighty!" screamed Cake.
"Cake! Relax." said Fionna trying to calm her down. "This is a good thing."
"How is it a good thing?"
"Now she won't go around taking princes and I've got someone to help me with my you know what." replied Fionna.
Cake sighed and said. "I guess you're right. But you better have worn a condom."
"Uh, I wasn't actually using one."
"WHAT?!" screamed Cake with a dropped jaw.
"I'm sorry Cake. Things just got out of hand."
"Do you know what could happen?" asked Cake.
"I know and I'm willing full responsibility for it." replied Fionna.
"You better have, cause being a teenage momma ain't gonna be easy."
"I know. But we'll try to make it work."
Cake sighed. "Fine, I trust you."
"Thanks sis." said Fionna while hugging her.
(Months later)
A big ceremony was happening at the Ice Kingdom. What kind of celebration you ask? It's the wedding of Fionna and Ice Queen. All of the Princes were shocked at news. But they were all happy that the Ice Queen will stop kidnapping them.
Getting her white dress put on by Cake and some of the penguins was Fionna while Marshal and Gumball stood to the side.
"How you feeling Fionna?" asked Gumball.
"Like I'm frozen stiff."
"Well you are in the Ice Kingdom." joked Marshal.
Everyone rolled their eyes at that joke.
"Oh, and we also kinda know your secret."
Which made both Fionna and Cake gasped. "How'd you know?" asked the bride.
"LSP texted us when he saw you masturbating."
Fionna facepalmed while feeling embarrassed. "Dear Glob. I have got to remember to shut the curtains."
"We didn't say anything cause we knew you preferred keeping it a secret." said Gumball.
Fionna smiled and said. "Thanks guys, I really appreciate it."
And cue the wedding music playing. All the Princes were standing. At the altar you have Ice Queen wearing her wedding dress and standing behind her are her penguins. On the other side you see Gumball, Marshal and BMO standing where Fionna will. They all turned their attention to Cake who was also walking Fionna down the aisle. Ice Queen couldn't believe how beautiful she looked while Fionna thought of the same thing on the Ice Monarch.
When they reached the altar Cake moved over with the males while Gertrude stood up on a podium.
"Wenk wenk, wenk wenk wenk wenk. Wenk wenk wenk wenk wenk."
Ice Queen said. "I do."
"Wenk wenk wenk?" asked Gertrude while looking at Fionna.
Fionna smiled and said. "I do."
"Wenk wenk wenk wenk!"
Fionna and Ice Queen leaned in and kissed. Everyone clapped their hands at this.
(Later)
After the wedding, Fionna started living with Ice Queen in her kingdom. Cake was sad but the young heroine told her that they'll still adventure and stuff, which made the young heroine happy.
A month later, Ice Queen had some news to Fionna.
"Fionna, please try to remain calm from what I'm about to say."
"Okay." said the young heroine.
"I'm pregnant." said Ice Queen.
Hearing this made Fionna cry but with tears of joy. "R...Really?" asked Fionna.
She nodded.
Fionna went up to her and hugged her. "That's awesome!"
9 months later, Ice Queen gave birth to their child, which was a boy. He had blonde hair like Fionna and blue skin like Ice Queen.
"Aw, he's adorable." said Ice Queen while holding him. "He's got your eyes."
Fionna could definitely see it.
"And then they lived happily ever after, the end." said Ice King closing his Fanfiction book.. "So what did you guys think?" he asked Finn and Jake, whom were stuck in a block of ice.
"Um..." said Jake trying to come up with an answer.
"Tell me!" pleaded Ice King.
That's when Finn said. "Dude...that was messed up."
"The good kind or bad kind?"
"Bad kind." said Finn and Jake in unison.
"Oh what would you fools know about good art?"
"I wouldn't call what you wrote art." said Jake.
"Well maybe you'll change your mind when you hear my next best story."
"Noooooo!" yelled Finn and Jake in unison.