Crazy trouble with love part 4

Sky Princess and King

Series: Onepunch Man

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"Ok, I got food, drinks, a new game, time to have some fun." King said as he sat down on his couch.

He had been waiting in line for a few days to get the newest game for dating girls, the mature college kind version, and he wanted to make sure everything was right.

"I told Saitama I was going to be busy, the hero association thinks I'm on a week long training mission, nothing will keep me from playing this game." He said with a smile as he started up the game. He saw the title screen pop up and it start before seeing it showcase a college with a black haired girl in casual clothes popping up with a text box underneath her.

"Hi, my name is Ashi, I just started school, what's your name?"

King input a random name, Toshi, and sent it.

"Toshi? Well, I hope we can be good friends Toshi!" she smiled while King smiled and relaxed before noticing a sound through the walls. 'Is one of my neighbors having a party?' He thought in confusion as he paused the game. He put his ear next to it and didn't hear anything, except for a distinct sound that seemed to slowly get louder.

'What on earth is going on?' He thought as he took his ear away from the wall as the noise got louder and louder. It sounded like flapping which made him shrug. 'Sounds like just some birds passing by.'

He turned back and sat back on the couch and was about to unpause the game before hearing a pecking sound on the wall. 'Are they trying to peck at the building? Probably just some doves looking for insects to eat.' He thought as he unpaired the game and began to play it.

Suddenly he heard a female's voice calling his name from the other side of the wall.

"King! King! Where are you!"

"That's probably just the wind." He said to himself as he continued to play the game. But that's when a loud crash came from his balcony and he literally saw the door get ripped off before he heard the flapping clear as day while seeing a large shadow go over the doorway.

'That can't be good.' He thought as he turned off his game as the figure entered his apartment. He went pale and had to look up while seeing a tall red skinned creature with two sets of black wings, a feminine face with a white kimono that had the sleeves ripped off to show her firm looking arms with sharp talons on her legs.

"Are you the one they call King?" She asked him in a regal sounding voice.

He gave a loud gulp and slowly nodded while trying not to sweat bullets.

"Good, then you are the one I have been searching for, and now that I have found you there is one thing I must ask you…" She said as she stared him in the eyes.

"W-What's that?" he asked while cursing in his head at faltering slightly.

She got on her knees and bowed to him before saying. "Please let me bare your children!"

King blinked one time, and then a second before the words registered in his head. "What?" He asked in confusion and disbelief.

"I'm asking you if you will let me be the mother of your future offspring." She said seriously as she continued to bow to him.

"I-I get that, but why me?"

"I have heard great things from you. How you're the strongest man in the world, how you're a high ranking hero, and how monster flee from you just from what is called your King Engine. I need a strong and powerful male for future generations as my father the Sky King was killed, leaving me alone as our race is very small."

"I'm sorry, but I refuse." He said plainly while thinking. 'She's gigantic, if we do it I won't survive!'

"Eh? But why?" she frowned. 'I can't leave till I have his children!'

"Because, I don't know you, so why should I give you my children?"

"Because you would be helping my race from dying out." she gained a dark aura and grinned. "Then I can train them and make the bastards who killed my father and elite guard wish they were never born."

"They're already dead." He said calmly, surprising her. "They were killed off when they tried invading, none of them are left."

"W-what? They're dead? My father and the honor guard has already been avenged?"

"Yup." he nodded. 'Ok, now that she knows that she'll leave now, not needing to have my children.'

"That makes this even better." she smiled. "Now I won't have to worry about them returning and I can raise my children in peace."

'Damn, she still wants kids!' He thought in panic. "I'm still not going to give you my children."

"Why? Because I'm a monster?" she frowned. "I might not like humans, or stand them, but even I can learn when to not get involved with them. So if you're worried I'll have my children attack, you're wrong."

"No, it's not that at all, I'm just not ready to be a father, and if you don't like humans why don't you find a monster to have kids with?"

"I've tried, but so far any I've found are either too stubborn, think I'm not good enough, or end up killed by your association." She said in annoyance as she looked at him. "I may not like it, but you are my only option, so I will not leave your side until I have children!"

He started feeling nervous hearing that while the King Engine began humming to where she could hear it.

'No! The King Engine, he must be getting annoyed, I have to do something before he kills me!' She thought nervously.

'Wait, that's it!' "What if I could help you find someone else to ask?"

"What are you talking about? You're the most powerful person on earth, who else could you possibly offer me in your place?"

He stood up and walked to a small dresser he had and pulled out some forms which showed several heroes with their info. "What about another S-Rank hero?"

"Possibly, what do you have in mind?" She asked curiously as she looked at the cards.

"Tanktop Master?" He offered as he showed her his card.

"Hmm, good looks and impressive strength, but too low on the listing." She said as she threw his card away.

"Ok, what about Kid Emperor, he's high on the list."

"He's also a child." she deadpanned.

"Right, good point, what about Metal Bat, he's not a kid."

"Yes but it seems like he's very loud and obnoxious." She said as she threw his card away as well.

"Atomic Samurai?"

"He's kind of hot, high on the list...but he follows the samurai code, which means he won't take a wife until he's much older." She said as she shook her head no.

"How about Zombieman?"

"No, he's dead, so he can't reproduce, so he's out.

"What about Genos? He's new and young."

"Well that's true, but he's mostly machine so he can't reproduce."

'That leaves out Metal Knight too.' "I know this is a long shot, but what about Pig God?"

She cringed. "Too messy, and he reminds me too much of an orc."

"Drive Knight?"

"No, I can't tell if he's a man or machine."

"Flashy Flash?"

"He's pretty handsome, and strong, so maybe."

'Ok, some progress!' He thought with a grin before saying. "So you'll try to get his children instead of mine?"

"I said maybe, I want to see the others just in case."

"Ok, there's Puri-Puri Prisoner?"

"It says he prefers cute boys, not women."

"Ok, Silver Fang?"

"Strong, but too old."

"How about Watchdog Man? He's pretty strong, single, and can keep any kids safe with his sense of smell."

"He acts like a dog though, so he's out."

"Superalloy Darkshine?"

"No, he goes around in nothing but a speedo, he must be a secret pervert or something."

'But that leaves Tatsumaki left, and since she's a girl, that's not gonna work.'

"Well, it seems like it's between you or Flashy Flash."

"Well, you should go see him and ask for his kids, it's the best option." He said as began to pick up the cards she threw away.

"Alright, I'll be right back, but don't go anywhere." She said as she made her way to the balcony before flying away.

He let out a sigh of relief before moving to his phone. 'I gotta call Saitama!'

The phone began to ring in Saitama's apartment, getting the attention of its occupants.

"I got it." spoke the bald hero walking over and answering. "Hello?"

"Saitama, I need your help, can you hide me?" King said quickly.

"Hide you? From what?"

"There's this bird woman who wants to have my babies, can I hide out at your place for awhile until she loses interest?"

"That's gonna be hard to do. Me and Genos have some guests."

"What, is Fubuki and Kamen Rider there with you?" He asked curiously.

"Actually it's two girls."

"Really? How did you two manage that?" He asked in a mixture of surprise and confusion.

"Well let's just say they came to us, well one went to Genos and the other one I felt bad for since I accidentally plucked out some of her hair."

"Huh, I'll have to hear the whole story later, but right now I have a really big problem, what should I do?!"

"Well you could always say no."

"I tried that, she won't take it for an answer!"

"Where is she right now?"

"She's going to go check out Flashy Flash to see if she would rather have his babies or mine, she might be back any second now!"

CRASH!

"Oh god, I think she's here!"

"Me and Genos will be over as fast as we can."

"Ok, but please hurry! I'm going to go hide under the bed, maybe she'll think I ran away and leave." He said before hanging up. He ran to his room and dove under the bed before covering his mouth.

"King, where are you? Flashy Flash turned out to be a bust, turns out he's already in a relationship, so now it's time to give me babies!" Called the monster as he heard her talons move around.

'Just stay silent and don't move, and maybe she'll go away!'

"Where is he? I told him not to leave." She said angrily as she looked around for him. "KING! COME OUT!"

'Keep it together King, just stay hidden.' He thought nervously as the King Engine began to activate.

The female heard the sound and walked towards the bedroom and noticed the bed was shaking. "THERE YOU ARE KING!" She shouted angrily as she looked under the bed.

He jumped while she picked the bed up with ease.

"Why did you hide from me! Am I not attractive or something?!"

"N-No." he shook his head while his King Engine sounded louder.

"And why is your King engine on? Do you hate me so much you want to kill me?" she asked feeling herself get nervous.

"N-no, it's not that at all, I swear!" He said as the engine got louder.

'Oh no! He sounds ready to strike me down! There's only one last chance.' She thought before moving out of the room and flew out from the balcony. "I'll return when you're more calmed down!"

"Well, at least that bought me some time." He said before there was a knocking on the front door. He walked over and opened it to see Saitama and Genos. "Hey you two, good news, she left."

"For good? Aw man, so no fight then, huh?" remarked Saitama with disappointment.

"Sorry, but I did get a new game you can try out with me if you want."

"As much fun as that would be, we have to get back or Kabuto goes on a rampage if she doesn't get Genos back."

"Is that one of the girls you mentioned?" He asked curiously.

"Yes, and she's crazy for him, like really crazy, so we have to get back." He said as Genos paled and whispered. "Help me!"

"Huh?" He said in confusion as Saitama grabbed Genos and began to drag him away.

"Come over some time and you'll understand."

"Call for backup." whispered Genos with a nervous expression.

"Sorry, but I think I might need it more." He said as he waved them goodbye.

Sitting on the top of the building across from King's apartment was the female with a focused gaze.

'Next time I'll get pregnant by you king, and I might know just how.' She said with a grin as she watched him.