Crazy trouble with love part 4
Ate and Percy
Series: Percy Jackson
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-Camp Half Blood-
It was a nice day of summer and nearly everyone was having a nice time working or doing random stuff.
Well except for Percy who was covered in toilet water, for no reason besides one exploding in his face. And that was when he was using it too. He was swimming in the water to try and clean himself off as best as he could to also try and get the smell off.
The only problem? It wasn't coming off.
'Perfect, I can wash the stuff off, but smell doesn't count.' He thought before getting stung by a hornet on the cheek. "OW!"
Cue a raven pooping on his head while his pants and underwear were ripped on a twig. He swam out and saw that everyone was looking at his 'snake'.
"Oh my god! Is that Percy naked?"
"And look! He's so tiny!"
"Ha ha! It's so small!"
"I want it!"
'Oh gods why me?!' Percy thought before noticing that a wasp was on his face.
"Bzz."
He frowned before diving under the water and huffing. 'Perfect, this day just had to be the WORST in my entire life.' He then saw a….shark in the lake?! 'Hey stop!'
It didn't stop as it swam faster and faster towards him.
'Stop! I order you to stop!'
It swam faster while opening its jaw wide.
'AHH!' He screamed in his head before swimming out of the lake, only to bump into Annabeth.
"Hey watch….." she tried to say before blushing red at seeing the 'sword'. "Percy! Where are your pants?!"
"Um….at the bottom of the lake." He gulped while covering himself as a owl pooped on his face. Followed by a swarm of spiders biting his legs.
"AHHH!" Annabeth screamed seeing her fear right in front of her.
Percy screamed in pain and ran off before jumping back into the water. Only for the shark to swim back at him, which caused him to run back onto land. "JUST WHAT THE HADES IS GOING ON?!"
"You're being cursed." Spoke a voice behind a nearby tree. "Cursed by a goddess that is."
He groaned. "If you're gonna say something about my you know what, just get it out of your system."
"That it's big?" The voice said. "Or that its hairy as Hercules' tiny balls?"
"What?"
"Anyway, want to find out who cursed you?"
"It would help."
"Ok." Spoke the voice as a woman with long blond hair, stormy black eyes, with a E cup chest and small ass, wearing a dark gray shirt that showed off her stomach, a gray skirt that reached her knees, two gray sandals, her hands had two gold bracelets that reached her elbows with various people's faces in mortified and anguished expressions. On her back was a single upside down black wing that looked torn in some places with scorch marks on the ends of the feathers. "Hi silly demigod."
"W-Who are you?" he asked while seeing the bracelets and getting a nervous sense.
"Oh I'm Atë, daughter of Zeus and fallen goddess of mischief, delusion, ruin and folly. Oh I'm also the name for hubris." She said with a smile. "And your Percy Jackson, my uncle's son."
"Wait, daughter? But I've never really heard of you."
"Because dad got mad at me centuries ago and I became the first goddess to be banished from the heavens and Olympus." She said while acting like it was no big deal. "Really, Hera told me to influence him so Hercules' brother became a great ruler. But hey, I loved every minute of it." She then walked towards him. "And now I can make humans and gods taste my gifts, not just the entire world. Just me and anyone I meet. Isn't that fun?"
"You mean cause mischief and curses?"
"And destruction!" She laughed. "I've caused so much problems that I'm in some of Shakespeare's works! Isn't that great?" She laughed before looking at him. "And I'm also the one that kills you heroes if you act on hubris too much~"
"Hubris? I don't even know what that is."
"It's another way for a fatal flaw. Hubris is like pride or overprotectiveness." She said while noticing that some campers were noticing her along with Chiron and Dionysus. "Oh look! The welcome party! This is a great day for me!"
"Oh great, her." frowned Dionysus. "What are you doing here Atë?"
She chuckled. "I'm just causing mischief and ruin. Like the time where I replaced your secret stash of wine with frog piss. Oh that was so fun."
"Wait that was you?!"
"Uh huh, and it was fun." Atë laughed while causing a cabin, the Are's cabin, to break apart and crash to the ground. "Ok THAT was fun!"
Said campers who saw it turned livid and looked at her while tempted to charge with their weapons.
"Ah, I hope my little brother saw that." She smirked while giving Percy a pat on the back. "He'll literally cry his eyes out. Ha ha ha ha!"
"Wait little brother?" Percy said confused.
"I'm the eldest. Heck I'm older than oh say Athena, and she's a stuck up to the rules. Something I hate a lot. I mean where's the fun in being goody goody?"
'I hope Annabeth doesn't hear this.'
Atë looked around before whistling. 'I really think a few plagues of killer pancakes would spice things up….I should do it!'
SNAP!
KABOOM!
Clouds appeared as pancakes with teeth rained down and started crawling around the camp.
"Atë!" spoke Dionysus with annoyance.
"What? Everyone loves killer pancakes."
"Lady Atë, I can understand your enjoyment, but perhaps this is a little much." spoke Chiron.
"Don't go being formal, dad knocked her off years ago, so really you can go ahead and call her a pain in the ass, it's what she is after all."
Atë lost her smile and frowned before causing the wine god's hair to fall out and his skin to gain boils. "You forget brother that while I'm a fallen goddess, I can still affect you lot. Especially when your hubris is growing every century, something I'm tempted on making you suffer for if you cross that line."
"Uh, excuse me?"
She turned to Percy. "Yes?"
"Are you the one who's made my whole day the worst?"
She smiled. "Yep, and boy you were fun to do Percy."
"Well can you at least give me some pants? Cause this day can't get any worst."
Atë giggled, which sounded like a raven's caw, before making some pants and underwear appear on the demigod. "There, and it can be worse." she caused killer blue pizza slices to appear. "You can be eaten by blue food."
He jumped seeing them growl before pulling Riptide out, uncapped it and started cutting them as they jumped at him.
'This kids good, but I need two more tests to use on him before I make my final decision.' She thought before the pizza slices were killed off. "Aw, how sad. You ruined some good pepperoni."
"Well it didn't agree with me."
She chuckled. "You're funny. Heck you're funnier then the other gods. They are so boring and stiffs. I mean look at dad, he's stiff as a board and flat as a plank."
'I don't know how to respond to that last part.' He thought before seeing her causing some girls' clothes to get eaten by moths.
"Ah, now it's camp nude blood! Female addition! Ha ha ha!" she laughed while the girls ran to hide while some boys stared with goofy smiles. "Oh no you don't." She snapped her fingers as the boy's started to lose their hair. "Don't worry it will grow back in a year!"
"Atë!" boomed a loud voice before Poseidon appeared with a frown.
"Oh hi uncle. How's life?" She asked while giving a fist. "Come on, don't leave me hanging."
"No, now stop using the camp as your playground. Go pick somewhere else, like Las Vegas."
"Nope, been there and it's boring." She sighed while causing seagulls to explode. "And I've already been to every place on earth, even your kingdom back in the good old days."
"You caused my wife to get pimples all over her body!"
"She got better. I mean it's not boils or the bubonic plague."
"That's not the point!"
Atë rolled her eyes before looking at Percy. "See Percy, I'm a celebrity, well a bad one, but hey I'm important as your dad and my own. Maybe the rock over there but you know what I mean."
"And insane as a nutcase." spoke Dionysus.
Cue rats eating his toes.
"AAHHH!"
"I'm not insane, that's your job brother." She laughed while sighing before causing Percy's hands to grow cold. "Need some mittens? Or maybe a pair of warm hands?"
"Uh, no thanks, I got it." he replied before running to his cabin. 'I gotta get away from her!'
'...one more try and I'll make the decision. But he is passing with flying colors.' Atë said before appearing in the Poseidon cabin. "Nice place, but it needs something…..oh I know!" she summoned a large naked mermaid in a tub. "Perfect!"
His jaw dropped while the mermaid started bathing herself like it was no big deal. Only to see Percy and blushed before hiding in the bathtub.
"Welp, I have to say. You're a nice guy Percy. Even if you're a bit of a stiff."
'Me? Has she seen Zeus...oh wait, nevermind.' He thought while internally facepalming.
"So I decided to…." she lost her cheerful smile as it turned into a Zeus like frown. "Allow you to court me. And while it's sudden I tell you right now that if you say yes or no, the consequences for both are ruinous as well as beneficial."
He looked at her in shock and tried smiling. "Wait, you're trying to goof with me, right?"
"I am not Perseus Jackson. I have seen you over your life, and not once have you gained hubris. Sometimes you have, but you always minimized it to a sliver." She said in a very authoritarian tone. "That has drawn me towards you, but the results can be tampered so I caused your misfortune to see your true nature."
He lost his smile and realized she was dead serious.
"And after seeing your reactions to my misfortune, I deemed you worthy of courting me. Now I warn you now, I am a fallen Olympian and thus if you court me then all of Olympus will be annoyed. I can handle everything but I ask you only for your sincere answer."
"Uh...isn't this a little sudden?"
"It is, which is why I ask you to court me. Or in your modern terms date me." She said while her wing moved a little. "Now your answer Perseus Jackson?"
"Uh….well….." 'What do I say? This just came out of literally nowhere.'
"Take your time." She said while sitting on a chair of rot. "Take as much time as you want." 'Just don't take too long, I'm more impatient than my dad.'
"Um, hypothetically speaking, what happens if I say no?"
Atë made an image of Percy out of glass before causing a hammer to appear as she smashed it. "I would be upset, not at you but at me for not finding a boyfriend. I have spent centuries looking for one and having you say no would be the tipping point in my sanity."
'Oh gods! It's like holding several swords up to my neck near a cliff.' He thought with wide eyes while imagining him being the one that might set of a bomb, a bomb that could destroy humanity!
"So what is your answer Perseus Jackson. Will you court me or not?"
"Um….ok?"
Atë's smile resumed as she hugged him. "Yahoo! I'm hitched! Don't worry Percy I'll make your life great and fun all at the same time! Heck I'll even go commando for you!"
He blushed hearing that while feeling a cold chill.
"Oh and dad might want to know." She said before yelling. "HEY DAD! I'M HITCHED TO PERCY JACKSON! SO GET THE WINE READY!"
And cue a loud boom and thunder.
"AND DON'T FORGET TO TELL HERA TO REMIND YOU ABOUT THAT NEW LOVER, A MISS YOKI VITCHI IF I RECALL CORRECTLY!" She yelled out with a giggle. 'Three, two, one-'
"WHAT?!"
"He he he." She snickered while rolling on the ground while holding Percy near her chest. "That was so funny right Percy?"
"Uh, yeah." he remarked while blushing feeling the chest.
"Oh I'm going to love cuddling with you and kissing your cute cheeks." She giggled while hugging tighter. "Heck I'll do it now!"
Chu~
Chu~
Chu~
'This is going to be an odd….thing.' Percy blushed while the screen went black.