Crazy trouble with love part 4
Kampe and Percy
Series: Percy Jackson
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-New York City, Central Park-
We find Percy Jackson walking in the large park while having to help a neighbor's dog with its walking. And he had to clean up for the tenth time today.
"Arf."
He sighed as he picked up the dropping. "Just what did you eat last night?"
"Arf." It said before pooping again. "Arf arf."
He glared at the dog. "I'm starting to think you're doing this on purpose."
Cue another load of poop as Percy decided to tie it to a tree.
"I'm gonna go take a walk, you stay here and don't run off."
The dog barked at him before peeing on the tree, only to get eaten by the dryad that lived in it.
"Ah, fresh dog. Works every time….hope it doesn't go to my hips." She said to herself.
(With Percy)
'Thank god I don't own a dog. I bet a hippocampus would be easier to raise and handle.' He thought while walking down the path, only to see a massive tree in the middle of the road. 'Huh? That's weird, I don't remember this thing here.'
"Damn it." Spoke a woman in pain a while away from the tree. "My wings and fucking arm!"
'What was that language?' He thought confused at the unknown tongue before he somehow got it in his head.
"Must get up."
He turned to the left side and started to slowly move towards the area.
As he got closer he saw something that shocked him to the core.
It had the head of a beautiful woman with yellow lizard like eyes and snakes for hair with a half human body covered with reptilian skin, large H cup breasts, with gigantic curved claws, the lower portion was half dragon black with white stripes down her back, huge dark reptilian wings, a long and massive scorpion tail that oozed green acid. At the point where her halves meet, her skin 'bubbles and morphs', occasionally producing ferocious mutated animal heads that constantly change shape like a gruesome, monstrous belt. Hundreds of violent darting vipers were apparently sprouting from her dragon legs.
From her arms and wings were massive cut marks and bite marks which oozed green blood as her weapons, which were long bronze scimitars that glowed with a weird, greenish aura, were laid next to her with blood oozing down as well.
"Curse those Cyclops bastards!"
Percy felt like he was standing in an acid fog from being near her, and he was scared. No scared was not the right word, more like TERRIFIED! He was looking at something that was nothing like the other monsters he had faced before.
"I'll rip their heads off!" She roared before the wounds got bigger. "AH!" 'I won't last much longer.'
He saw the blood ooze out more and could only guess she ran off from one major battle, she even looked close to dying.
The unknown monster groaned while feeling the strength starting to fade. "I must….live. To see the...prisoners face my wrath…."
'Prisoners? Did she come from one nearby?' He thought before seeing her trying to get up and crashed right near him.
"Damn it….wait." She sniffed the air. "Demigod….the one that helped that rock brain kill me centuries age."
Percy moved away while holding his breath. 'Shit, if she can still move maybe I can run off, I doubt she could run if she tried.'
She again tried to get up but that was when more blood came out of her wounds. "Gah! Curse these wounds!"
Percy was about to run when he felt something in his heart, pity and empathy. Which was odd cause feeling like that for a monster, and one who looked extremely dangerous was a new one to him. He then remembered he had some ambrosia bars in his pocket and had a stupid idea. A very STUPID idea.
"Ugh…" she groaned while feeling her eyes shut. "So….this is….where I'm going to die...again…." 'How humiliating.'
He took the ambrosia out and started to break them before moving closer to the now named Kampê. "Hey."
She groaned. "What demi...god?"
"Here, eat this."
"...why?"
"So I can heal you."
"You heal? That's a….laugh." she scoffed before coughing up some blood.
"Just eat it."
She groaned. "And why should I trust you? Your father helped kill me centuries ago along with that boy Zeus."
"Wait what?"
"He buried me alive, in Tartarus. At the start of the Titan war." She coughed. "So why would I trust a person like you?"
"Because I don't like seeing people dying, even monsters like you."
"Ha! Now I know you're just humoring me." she scoffed. "You've killed monsters left and right."
"Well I can't do that to you."
"He he, I'm a child of Gaea and Tartarus. Sister to Typhon. Isn't that something you would want to kill?" She smirked before coughing more blood. 'I'm about to die….again.'
He sighed. "Look, would you rather me show mercy or just kill you? Just seeing you lying here made me feel like you at least deserved some help."
She blinked at that. 'What? Mercy, him? Is he serious?'
He moved towards her and raised his hands. "Just take it."
She looked between him and the bar before slowly reaching out and took it. "If this is poisoned in anyway-"
"No. Ambrosia isn't poisonous." He interrupted. "Now hurry and take it before I force it down your mouth!"
She glared at him with her snakes hissing at him before taking a bite out of it and slowly chewed on it. 'Damn child.'
The wounds started to heal as scars formed and started to fade like magic.
'I hope she doesn't kill me.' thought Percy while she flexed her claws and her wings twitched.
"So you didn't lie." She said while getting up. "You're lucky, for if you didn't heal me I wouldn't do this."
He braced for impact before getting a pat on the head.
"That's your reward." She said before grabbing her weapons. "Now I must leave, I have some Cyclops to hunt."
He watched her slowly walk away while feeling relief since even with riptide he wouldn't have survived.
'What an odd demigod, best keep an eye on him so I can understand his logic.' She thought while disappearing into the forest.
(One month later)
-Camp Halfblood-
Percy parried a blade before kicking the Hermes kid back and ran over before holding his blade against his neck. "I win."
"Damn it!" He frowned. "Just damn it all!"
"Try again next time."
He grumbled before getting up and walked away.
Percy put riptide away while moving over and taking a drink from his water bottle.
However he didn't notice a woman with green hair that reached to her shoulders, with green eyes, wearing a business suit that showed her unusually large hips and D cup chest, her black shoes were silent as she walked over to him and poked his shoulder with her manicured yellow nail.
He turned and jumped. "Woah! Uh, yes, can I...help you?"
She looked at him before saying. "I saw your fight, needs work. Especially when your fly was undone the entire match."
He looked lost before looking down and blushed before quickly zipping it back up. "W-Who are you miss?"
"Kimberly M. Perado. Sword expert and dancer with a side business of law enforcement."
"Sword expert?"
"Yes, and a sword dancer. It's a hard practice."
"Wait, I can get that, but I mean WHO are you?"
"I'm human." She deadpanned.
"But then how did you get in the camp?"
"One of your campers let me in." She said boredly. "I think it was a person with a knack for trying to steal my shoes."
"Hermes kids."
"I see." She said while looking around. "At any rate I'm here to study sword styles and, if possible, find an apprentice for my own style."
"Um, then aren't you….you know."
"A what? A sub human abomination with massive hips?" She said with a frown while showing her massive hips. "Because I heard it all before pal."
He blushed and shook his head. "I meant aren't you underdressed for using a sword?"
"...no." She frowned. "I'm not, heck I can use swords while I'm naked. With one foot as well."
Percy blinked before she took his sword and started twirling it around her like a dancer and even spun it around her neck before giving it back to him.
"There. That's one of my many styles I have learned." She smirked with pride.
"Uh, wow." he spoke with awe. 'Never saw someone do that before.'
She grinned before seeing an Ares kid and looked at her with a frown. "Hey brat, come over here now."
Clarisse gulped for some reason seeing her.
"Well? Are you gonna assist me or do I have to make you?" She said while looking at the girl with a dark glare.
She ran over to her.
"Good. Now I want you and the boy to spar with one hand behind your back, with a single sword, and with one foot in the air. Do that and I'll decide what your ranks as swordsmen are."
"You're kidding." spoke Clarisse. "When would we ever fight like that?"
"Maybe when you lose an arm and leg." She frowned. "Now get to it before I make it so you both are naked."
They looked at her like she was insane before getting into position.
"Now fight!" She roared while glaring at both.
(Sometime later)
"You both need practice." She frowned. "You girl need to learn to use a sword properly and boy I need you to make sure that you stop falling down like a dead man."
"Well it isn't easy with one leg." he groaned.
"Don't really care." She said taking their swords and went on one leg before dancing with the blades. "This is how you should do it."
'Show off.' Both thought before Clarisse walked away while giving Percy a thumbs up.
She stopped before throwing the blade in her left hand at the girl and hit her on the head with the hilt. "Don't forget to practice girl!"
"Ow!"
"I'll test you out later." She said while walking away, her massive hips moving from side to side like a snake.
Percy blushed seeing it while he laid on the ground and slowly sat up. 'I gotta go talk to Chiron about this.'
(Sometime later)
He sighed while entering his cabin, only to see the same woman from before, naked, dancing with two scimitar blades in the middle of the cabin. 'What...the….hades?!'
She continued to dance before using her blades as rings as they moved around her arms without leaving a mark. 'Let the energy flow to my extra arms. Let them become part of my body.'
"Uh...hello?"
She looked at him while not stopping her dancing. "Yes, what is it?"
He looked away with a bright face. "Why are you dancing like that, in my cabin, and naked?"
"So I can practice." She said while moving the blades around her waist. "And I'm more relaxed when naked."
"How long have you been here?"
"Since the match."
"That was eight hours ago!"
"And a relaxing eight hours it was." She said before putting her blades in her hands and placed them into two gold sheaths. "Now I'm going to shower, you can join if you want."
He shook his head. "I mean, WHY do that HERE?"
She moved towards the showers. "Because I wanted to live here. Your camp counselors agreed to it."
"Wait, what? Chiron and Mr. D said it was fine?"
"Yes." She said as the shower turned on. "They agreed and now I'm your roommate and sword teacher. So don't slack off."
He saw her walk off and felt a headache coming on. 'Mr. D I can see doing this, but not Chiron.'
(After the shower)
"Let's get some food." She said while back in her business suit. "I'm starving for food."
"You go on ahead without me." he replied while laying on his bed.
She pulled him out of the bed before walking towards the great hall. "Stubborn boy." she then took a seat at the Ares table while putting Percy on her lap. "Serve us food, now."
Instantly a plate filled with food in front of them while the campers around them looked confused and others snickered to themselves.
She took a bite of the food, which was elephant meat, while looking at the campers. "What? Never saw a woman before? Especially one that's not these freaks?" She pointed to the Aphrodite table. "They don't have hips like mine so why are they so endowed like cows?"
That made some of them gasp while most of the Aphrodite girls glared at her while Percy shrunk down and tried staying out of this.
"Heck this boy here." She pointed to Percy. "Can find a girl that's not full of fat tits or transplants in their faces."
"Miss Perado, what are you doing?" he whispered in shock and panic. "Please don't drag me into this."
"Don't worry. They can't do a thing to me." She said before giving the table a nasty glare. "They are nothing but little bitches, but who knows, they might be ok. If they act like humans instead of pampered dairy cows."
"OOOOH BURN!" Clarisse laughed with most of the Ares cabin joining her.
"Oh shut it!" snapped one of them standing up. "At least we know how to use makeup, your skin looks as scaly as a snake. And what's with those hips of yours? Had too much pudding for breakfast?"
"Let's see." She said while chuckling. "I have a skin condition, I use sword grease to fix my blades, I got out of a shower, oh and these hips are natural. Unlike your faces, udders and cow asses. Heck I'm surprised that you're not mooing right now and eating grass."
"OOOOH DOUBLE BURN!"
"So go away and let the real girls play." She finished before flipping them the bird.
This got most of them riled up and close to grabbing their weapons.
She sighed before looking at Percy. "You know, I think you might like them naked. After all you saw me naked so I think you might like all the girls here to be naked for your enjoyment. Or I could be just acting like the cow table."
That got everyone's attention, especially with the girls.
'Oh shit, why did she have to say that!'
"By the way." She said before rubbing his head. "I'm going to sleep naked with you tonight, after all we are roommates and in a student-teacher relationship right now."
That got him several thumbs up and jealous looks from the guys while the girls looked shocked or were blushing.
'Why me?!' He thought before getting kissed on the cheek, which involved a bite as well.
She smirked while thinking. 'Marked by Kampê, now no one will take him from me.' "So let's go boy, I'll let you sleep on my hips."
And cue him just blushing madly and staring blankly while she picked him up and dragged him away from the table as he heard most of the guys wish him luck or not try to hide their jealousy.
'Why me?!' He thought as the screen went black.