Spark
One time, I wanted to do something relaxing with the other two.
I mean, we've been busy handling memberships and gyms that we haven't been ourselves lately. Blanche ACTUALLY got to bed early. THAT'S how tired she was. Candela was even worse since she was practically running on caffeine. I swear that it took her a full thirty seconds for her to BLINK.
So one day, I decided to buy one of those karaoke things for our house!
I'm usually home first so I got everything set up by the time the girls they did arrive, Blanche was exhausted and carried a briefcase of files that she probably needed to read and was due tomorrow while Candela heated up some water and fell face first onto the couch while waiting for the water to boil.
Oh, and did I mention that this was a surprise?
I made sure that the lights were off and that the house was pretty much dark. When Blanche turned on the lights, I yelled out, "Ladies! Feast your eyes on the Hyper Voice Karaoke Machine!"
Ha ha ha! I got them good! Those two have never looked so surprised!
"Let us sing all night long and maybe we can Heart Swap our worries with cheer! Who's up for it?" I asked.
As expected, Blanche declined, but Candela got up and shouted "WOOOOOO AWW RIGHT!"
Blanche went up to her room, and I was pretty sad that she wasn't going to join us.
So after Candela drank her coffee, we decided to go get Blanche. We got to her room and we saw Blanche organising her files and stacks of paper and she had that face- that LOOK- that Candela and I knew very well that she did not want to be disturbed.
So yeah, we disturbed her.
She got so mad! You shoulda... should have... should... oh man who am I kidding? That was the WORST decision the two us ever made! You should NEVER, and I mean, NEVER EVER see Blanche mad.
After we got an entire sermon by our angry housemate regarding irresponsibility, the two of us confessed that we wanted to help her finish her work faster so that we can have fun with the karaoke machine.
Blanche sighed, and she turned her back on us in disappointment.
In defeat, Candela and I slowly walked out of her room, and the two of us felt like we shouldn't even use the machine that night.
That was until we heard Blanche mumble "en mints".
We didn't hear her correctly, but then she herself clarified by saying, "I'll be down in ten minutes." And just like that, the karaoke night lived on!
True enough, we found Blanche down in the couch with us in ten minutes and we dimmed the lights and started singing.
I. AM. A. HORRIBLE. Singer. But hey, I can do a sweet dab am I right? Candela was pretty good, but Blanche was an ANGEL! I tell you, if there's one thing you have to do before you die, it's hear her sing! Her voice can even soothe the most stubborn of Shelders to leave a Slowbro's tail and change back into a Slowpoke!
If... that's how evolution worked... I'll ask Blanche someday.
In summary, piss her off, you get the devil. Somehow, someway get her to sing, and you'll be listening to an angel!