Chapter 13

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Russell was thrown against the wall as his legs wrapped tightly around the other's waist, their kisses becoming more desperate each time their lips touched. Lumpy's thrusts became more frantic and lost rhythm quickly. Water ran their bodies and dripped to the floor, although either of them could care less. Semen was already rolling down Russell's thighs and was smeared on his stomach, but he was far from done with his husband.

Lumpy pulled out and turned the other around so he faced the wall and spread his ass wide before thrusting back in. The former pirate moaned louder and lowered his head with heavy pants, grateful for their daughter not being able to hear them. He could barely think straight with his prostate begin struck over and over while Lumpy's kisses peppered his back. "You look like you won't last longer." He heard the taller bluenette whisper in his ear seductively as he reached down to stroke the other's erection. Russell moaned and tried to find a grip on the wall to keep himself from falling, although Lumpy had an arm wrapped around his waist to help him up.

It didn't take long for the two to orgasm and add more semen onto the floor. Lumpy pulled out and allowed the other to collapse. He pulled the bluenette in his arms and carried him out of the shower and sat him on a stool. "Here, I'll clean you up." Russell nodded while running a hand through his hair out of exhaustion as his husband held a wet cloth. He sighed and closed his eyes, tilting his head to the side as the older kissed his cheek and wiped him down. A moment later, Lumpy pulled a shirt over his head followed by an over-sized jacket. Russell stood up to pull on a pair of boxers and shorts while watching the other dress in a shirt and pants. The smaller bluenette pulled on his eye patch before giving the other a final kiss before exiting the bathroom and the two headed back downstairs.

Umi hugged her mother's leg with a smile as they stepped over to sit on the couch. She crawled into his lap to peer up at him before reaching to grab the TV remote. "Anything in particular you want to watch?" The toddler held the remote as she lowered her head to think. Russell and Lumpy glanced at each other and shrugged as she looked up once again. "I wanna watch Netflix."

"Yeah I knew you'd say that," Lumpy stood up and headed towards the kitchen. "I'll grab some snacks."

"Pizza rolls!" Umi called out to him loudly, and he couldn't help but chuckle as he stepped away. The two waited until the bluenette came back with a plate and placed it on the table in front of them. The three spent the rest of the night watching movies, or until the toddler fell asleep halfway through, and Lumpy leaned forward to turn off the TV. Russell held the girl in his arms and carried her upstairs towards their bedroom. "You know she'll be upset if she wasn't with us."

"I didn't say anything."

"No, but I have a feeling you're not satisfied," Russell leaned in with a smirk and pecked his nose. "Keep this up and you'll give her a younger sibling."

"I don't hear you complaining." Lumpy lifted an eyebrow with a smile and a hand on his hip. The former pirate turned on his heel and began to make his way towards the stairs. "I don't need another one running around. Plus we're always prepared to make sure I don't get pregnant again." Lumpy shrugged and followed him to their bedroom, where the two slowly crawled into bed and tucked the toddler between them. Lumpy fell back onto the pillow and stared at the ceiling with a blank look. "I'm thinking about helping the kids with their minds because of everything that happened."

"How will you do that?"

"I swear, everyone forgets I have a PhD." Lumpy sighed in response with closed eyes. Russell poked his cheek so the other could glance at him with a lifted eyebrow. The former pirate smiled and closed his eyes. "Alright. You do what you do." Lumpy smiled and pecked his cheek before the two pulled each other close to the toddler and fell asleep.

Lumpy sat in the clearing across from the toddlers who glanced at their surroundings, confused about why they were in the forest in the first place. When he called the parents the day before, he had received different reactions: The twins said something about Lumpy plotting to kidnap their children when they heard the place they were going to be, Sniffles almost yelled at him and thought he was dumber than he looked, which Lumpy knew it was the other way around, and while Handy was reluctant to the idea, he trusted Lumpy to watch Lilac.

"U-Uh Mr. Lumpy, why are we here?" Candy asked with a slight stammer as she scooted next to her siblings. Zack and Jack nodded to each other before turning towards the adult. "Are you here to kidnap us?" Jack asked with a tilted head.

"Why in God's name would I want to kidnap you?"

"You're gonna kill us then." At Zack's response, Lumpy stared at the twins in disbelief and shook his head. Lilac, being as confused as everyone else, broke into tears at the outburst and sobbed. "I don't wanna die! I want my Mama!" He wailed loudly, and Lumpy had to hold him to calm him down. "Don't cry, okay? If you're loud enough, the bears might hear you."

"Bears!?" All of the children had wide eyes at the response, and they jerked their heads around for any kind of movement. Lumpy sighed with a nod. "That's why we have to make sure to be quiet," After a moment, he set the tiny violette back onto the ground before stepping towards his seat. He pulled out a small stack of papers and turned back to the toddlers. "Now, I'm going to show you a picture, and I want you to tell me what you see." He showed them the first picture, and got answers that he half-expected.

"A blob."

"A fluffy thing."

"A cloud."

"A magic portal."

"Sweets."

"A bag of money." Everyone glanced over at the twins with lifted eyebrows, and the adult couldn't help but pinch the bridge of his nose and shake his head. That's their children alright. He turned back to the others with another picture, and before he said anything, Umi spoke up with a curious gaze. "Where's Ruby?"

"Ruby's with her daddy because she has it worse than you." Umi lowered her head in disappointment and brought her knees closer to her. Lumpy could tell that she was bothered by the lack of the toddler's presence, and it brought him back to what he told Flippy at the bar about the Freud Theory. He shook his head at the thought and held up the second picture. "Now then, let's get this over with."

"Fliqpy I swear if you try anything-"

"I don't kill kids dude. You know this."

"I also know that this is a bad idea."

Fliqpy scoffed and rolled his eyes as he held the tiny red-head in his lap. The three of them were seated in the backyard of his home, and he was given a slight glare from his doppelganger. Flaky came along with the intent of breaking up a possible fight along with wanting to know how Fliqpy was going to help their daughter. Meanwhile Ruby was confused as to what was going on. Flippy sighed and placed a hand on his hip. "Alright. Give it a shot." Fliqpy smiled and gazed at the red-head toddler. "Uh-" She was cut off as the man above her covered her eyes with his hands. "Now Ruby," He started with a soft tone that the parents never knew he had. "I want you to imagine something. Can you do that?"

"Uh s-sure." The veteran looked back at his doppelganger, signaling for he and Flaky to keep quiet. Flippy didn't know what he was planning, but nodded and held his tongue. Fliqpy turned back to the toddler. "Now, imagine you're in a dark room, and Mommy and Daddy are being hurt by an evil man," He felt the girl tense up and whimper as he continued. "Mommy and Daddy are in trouble, so what do you do?"

"I-" He felt something wet on his hand and looked down to see the girl in tears. Flaky had reached out to comfort her while Flippy was glaring at him. "I want to help Mommy and Daddy. They need help." She trailed off and became silent and the three adults looked at her with concern. Cautiously, Fliqpy removed his hands and Flippy's eyes widened to see that the toddler was in a daze with tears rolling down her cheeks. She gazed around and lifted herself from Fliqpy's lap and stepped forward. "Ru-"

"Shut it." Fliqpy cut him off with a stern glare as Ruby turned towards her mother and stepped forward. Flaky's fear grew as the toddler stopped in front of him, reaching out a tiny hand to touch his cheek. The red-head almost thought there was nothing to fear before hearing a shout from Flippy and a sharp pain in his shoulder. Flaky hunched over while holding an injured shoulder, his gaze lifting to see Ruby hovering over him with a knife clutched in her hands. "Fucking shit!" Fliqpy shouted as he realized that his knife was missing, and the two darted over, but the knife was already lodged in Flaky's throat, and he slumped to the floor with a small pool of blood. Flippy pulled the toddler into his arms and threw the knife somewhere else in the yard while Fliqpy turned the body onto his back to see what other injuries he might have missed.

Ruby blinked and lowered her head to see her hands and clothes covered in blood before turning to her mother with wide eyes. "Mommy? Mommy!" She reached out to the red-head with tears, but Flippy held her back tightly and hid her gaze. Fliqpy released a sigh before turning to the pair. "Let's get him out of here before the worst happens." He took off his jacket and tried his best to wrap it around the two wounds before picking up the red-head bridal style and heading for his car with Flippy following suit holding a sobbing toddler.