Chapter 5 I don't own anything

Waking up was a shock. Why? Tony Freaking Stark.

He was starting to get on my nerves, I mean, why wouldn't he? He decided to blast an air horn noise all throughout the tower. After a few minutes of waking up, I decided to go see the world. So after taking a shower and getting dressed, I headed downstairs.

As soon as that elevator door opened, I knew there was trouble, Tony was laying on the ground with Natasha holding him in a headlock. Bruce and Steve were both in the kitchen whipping up what smelled like pan-cakes. Clint was half-hanging out of the air duct. Finally, Thor and Loki were on the couch watching Dora, Thor enjoying it only slightly more than Loki, Slightly.

"What in the world is happening?" I asked. Steve turned towards me, "Welcome to a normal day in Avenger standards." He said with a perfectly straight face. That statement caused me to start chuckling, then it spread to Bruce, then eventually it spread to all of the Avengers. Well, minus Thor and Loki, who were too engrossed in Dora to notice us.

After we all stopped laughing hysterically I decided to help Steve and Bruce with the pan-cakes. Everything was going fine, the others had gone to watch some TV show. The pan-cakes were done, I was cutting the food into different shapes of the Avengers when everything went bad. I was cutting the pan-cakes when my hand slipped, I accidentally cut my hand.

"Have you ever heard of Jesus Christ? No? Well I'll give you a crash course in the important parts. A person named Jesus was born, long story short, he was killed. I'm gonna hurt you how he was killed." I was scared, I've never heard of this Jesus guy or how he died. Leader pulled out a hammer and some nails. "Hahahaha, I'll have some fun with this." He nailed a nail through my left hand. I screamed with all of the pressure on my left hand. After that, he did the right hand, I screamed even louder because my feet were off the ground. Then Leader pulled out a circle of wires and nails and sharp stuff was pointing out, my eyes widened and I tried to squirm away, but it hurt my hands even more. He got closer and jammed the whole thing down on my head. My scalp was gushing blood, my hands were ripping in to from my weight. But he wasn't done, he took out a barbed spear and stabbed me in the side. I passed out.

"Percy, Percy c'mon, pull through, wake up Percy." The soothing voice, it was back. I calmed down and slowly came back from my nightmare. "Hey, Percy, It's me Loki, the Avengers are here." Hmmm, the soothing voice wasn't Loki, but it was enough and I came back.

When I woke up, I was on the ground and a bunch of faces were surrounding me in a circle. At first I panicked, thinking I was back with the Chitauri. I screamed and crawled backwards til my back hit a wall. "Hey, Percy, calm down, it's Bruce. You're going into shock, we need you to calm down." Alright. Breathe, In, Out, In, Out. "That's good Percy, just keep breathing." It was the soothing voice again, I looked around for the speaker and found, Natasha?! Oh shit, the voice that is so angelic that it breaks me out of my nightmares easily, and I might have a tiny crush on, is Natasha! The master spy who could kill me in fourteen ways in just as many seconds. "Hey, Aquaman, care to tell us what just happened?" Ugh, Tony. Nothing new there. "I'm alright guys." I said. I never liked tight spaces.

"No, you're not, you were going into shock! What happened?" It was Steve, always concerned for other people. "I'm fine guys, I told you, it's just a flashback from my time with the Chitauri." I told them I was fine, but they didn't believe me.

After that we ate some of the Avenger pan-cakes, I wanted everything to go back to normal and back to the carefree feeling in the air. But I knew it wouldn't, at least not for today. They're too concerned for me. So I tried to get the feeling back. "Hey Tony, you got any video games?" I swear, it was like Apollo chose to shine out of Tony Stark's face he was so happy. "Hell yeah I do!" He yelled. Then, "JARVIS, activate code VG." Then he ran for the TV. We all looked at one another and figured, 'What the heck?' so we ran after him too.

When we got there the whole TV had this gigantic array of shelves holding systems ranging from the SNOOZE and SayGa-Jinisis to the XBocks and Piss4. "Welcome to code VG." Tony announced proudly. "OH YEAH!" Was all I managed to say before I started fanboying on which system to play and what game. I ended up choosing Geetar Heroine on the 'This-little-piggy-went-_-all-the-way-home. I destroyed Thor on one song, especially when he flipped out on the drums and used his hammer on accident.

I just got done barely beating Loki when a big alarm sounded throughout the tower. All of the Avengers ran towards their respective armor/guns/knives/arrows/shields/super stretchy pants and we were off. To tell you the truth I had no idea what was happening, neither did Loki, we just followed them until we got to Central Park. Then I realized that the alarm was a battle call.

There was a huge group of monsters consisting of hellhounds, telekhines, and empousa, but in the middle of the group was the freaking Titan of Light himself, Hyperion. I knew by now that there was going to be a fight, so I started gathering fire and water into one solid form. Whenever I had been with the Chitauri, I used to have Riptide, that is, until they threw it into a volcano. Yeah not cool.

But back to the story, I focused all my power into one form and it started to take shape into a sword. In reality I had done this before, back when I was undercover on the enemy side and I needed a backup sword. So this was pretty easy to do. When I had my sword done, Tony was freaking out, "What are those things? Pit Bulls on steroids? And where's Jack when you need him, because we've got a giant over here."

I'll admit I laughed at the hellhound one. But I said to Tony, "They're monsters from Greek mythology and the giant is really The Titan of Light." As if hearing his title, Hyperion yells to me, "Ahh Perseus Jackson, nice to see you again. I'm back to get my revenge from defeating me last time." I smirked and yelled back, "Yeah, defeating you by putting you in a tree, I mean c'mon you're the freakin Titan of Light, SUNlight anyone? Just burn your way out." Behind me I heard Clint mutter, "Burn, literally."

"Enough talk, let us do battle!" Thor said, and I couldn't agree more. The first hellhound came at me with a swipe of its claw, I did a limbo move and bent all the way back, then I just stuck my fiery sword into its belly. I got back up to see an empousa fire an arrow at me, everything went in slow-mo, I ducked under the arrow stabbed a hellhound with my sword and used the momentum to launch me into the air onto the empousa and killed it. I looked up to see a hellhound come flying at me it was almost on me when it evaporated into dust, I turned to my right and saw Natasha with her gun aimed. She smiled beautifully...beautifully? Ugh you're in a battle, stop thinking. By now she was back in the fray pistol whipping an empousa. I looked up only to hear a huge-ROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR. The Hulk's here, I saw a huge green monstrosity fly over the battle and tackle Hyperion to the ground. CRASH! Well, Hyperion's not getting up for a while.

I focused back on the battle, I stabbed a hellhound, twirled in a circle with my sword out stretched and killed three telekhines. I saw Thor and Cap to my right and Thor would slam his hammer down on Steve's shield, the monsters in front of him would disintegrate because of the sound waves. I slid under an arrow and was about to stab the empousa when it exploded in front of me. I looked around and saw Hawkeye with an exploding arrow in his hand, he winked the shot another arrow. I jumped over a diving hellhound and rolled right into a jab at a telekhine, when it was dead I turned to my right at a weird ping noise, it was Tony, strolling along casually just zapping monsters as if this was a daily occurence, I rolled my eyes, 'Sarcastic Bastard.' I thought.

I kept fighting when I noticed something peculiar, monsters were fighting each other. I paused for a second until I saw Loki ten yards away from the battle smirking madly. Nice to know he's having fun. I was so distracted by other things in the battle that I didn't notice an empousa behind me ready to stab me in the back, I would've been horribly wounded had I not turned around to Natasha holding a knife covered in gold dust. She was smirking, "I saved your life, now you owe me some thing in return." I shrugged, thinking it wouldn't be too bad to owe someone something. "Fine. I've owed lots of people things before." Her smirk grew wider, "You haven't owed Black Widow before, you should be scared." 'Whatever' I thought.

I was startled out of my thoughts by a roar and then a confused, "Huh?" I turned around to look at Bruce covered in golden Titan dust, "What happened, and what is this stuff?" "We'll answer your questions on the way, let's head back to the tower." I said, now dead tired that the fighting was over.

Once we got back to the tower, we ordered Chinese food. There was no arguing because we were all dead tired. After dinner everyone went straight to sleep. I just prayed i didn't have nightmares again. Well maybe a few, if only to hear Natasha's voice.

It is done! Holy crap, five chapters in a day. Whew! I'm tired So a few things to say

Percy should be around the age of Natasha, Clint, Tony, and Bruce, being mid-twenties or lower- thirties as i like to imagine.
Percy may be twenty something, but he has his childish moments
Also on the gaming scene, can you figure out all of the hidden references?
So what do you think about Percy/Natasha? Answer in the reviews

I'm out
-Nerd