Chapter 13 I don't own anything

Percy's POV

As we got on the Quinjet, I realized the craziness of it all. Having a battle, blowing up a portal, meeting the Gods. The Gods, why didn't the team at least freak out a tiny bit?

"Hey guys, why didn't you panic at least slightly at the sight and presence of 14 Olympian Gods?" I asked.

"Because when you're on this team, you learn to accept and adapt to things as quickly as they come." Bruce answered.

"Yeah, if we couldn't do that, we would still be wondering if you were lying about anything you said, any normal person would freak the hell out at the mere thought of seeing a god at all. But us, we're special." Tony said, smirking.

"Some more than others, Tony, some more than others." Clint muttered.

"Hey! I'll have you know that I am very spercial!" Tony yelled back, being stupidly sarcastic as always.

I just smiled at the organized chaos that came with being on the team. I just chatted with Nat during the flight home. It wasn't so weird now to be considering Avenger's tower home now. Because I was one of them.

When we arrived at the tower, we all raced to get to the top. Loki won, cheating teleportation. I sat in front of the TV, flipping through the channels when Nat tapped me on my shoulder.

"Can you come to our room with me please? I want to sleep, but I want you there." She said, in an almost out of character tone of voice. I shrugged and walked with her to my floor, now hers and mine with her stuff there too.

She turned to me once I shut the door. Nat smiled with a predatory hint to it.

"I've waited forever to do this it seems like." She whispered, trailing her finger down my chest. Nat started lifting up my shirt. I had an idea what she was doing, and I'm not afraid to admit that I'm the tiniest bit excited. Ok, maybe the part of me took up 90% of my body.

"Then let's go ahead and start." I whispered back.

Tony's POV

I stood in my lab with Bruce and Loki, working on the portal project.

"So you're telling me that this portal will require the bending of time to get there?" I nearly yelled. All of this time and energy put into this project, all for it to go to waste.

"Yes, but it will be very simple to find the area. I will cast a spell which will locate the area needed for the portal to be set up. Then when you build this machine of yours, all we have to do is set it up in this spot and start it." Loki said.

Ok, simple. Sure. Easy peasy lemon squeezy. More like not. I just sighed and turned back to the virtual screen I was tapping away on. I had the design for the machine almost ready. It was a large oval shape which would be put together in block sections. There would be a metal wire going through the blocks which would power the whole thing.

It would stand on a rectangle base and had some wires that would be hooked up to Reindeer Games so he could do his Hocus Pocus Alakazam. The whole thing relied on Loki's power which would be stored and replenished within the wires. Then the electricity would hold the portal together.

"So much work to do, so little time." I muttered under my breath.

"What time limit do we have Tony?" Bruce asked.

"The time limit until my favorite show comes on. Iron Man, the documentary."

Bruce just shook his head and looked back down to his own screen. This was the most boring stuff. It had been ten minutes of waiting until Loki yelled out, "AAHAAA!" As if he had finally done something he had never been able to do.

"What is it boy? Little Johnny is stuck in a well?" I asked.

"No, I just cast the spell looking for the area. It's on the game floor." Loki said impatiently, "I just remembered this, when I was under control of Thanos, I had tried to make another kind of portal. It's the one that we're trying to make, but I didn't have enough power at the time and failed. The old spell must have stayed there, making the room seem to pass time slowly."

"Why didn't you tell us this before? Let's get down there and see if it helps us make this damn portal any faster." I said with excitement, we would finally be done! Yay!

"Actually this is just what we needed, we have the data ready now, it was just missing the time warp area." Bruce said.

Yes, we are finally done! We just need this machine to be built and Loki to power it. FINALLY!

"C'mon, let's go watch some victory TV and eat victory pizza." I said, pressing the button to get the machine built by my personal factory. And let me tell you, pizza has never tasted so damn good.

Percy's POV

I woke up feeling happy. Giddy even. That is, until Tony Stark happened.

I just had sex, and it felt so good.

A woman let me put my penis inside of her.

"JARVIS, would you kindly tell Stark to fuck off?" I asked quietly, trying not to wake the very naked Natasha next to me.

"Of course, Mr. Jackson." The robotic voice answered back to me.

I just sighed and looked over to the peaceful Nat next to me, a goofy smile on my face for sure. I tried to get up but Nat could have a very tight grip when she wanted to. So I picked her up and set her gently back down on the bed, prying her fingers from my arm.

Fifteen minutes later I walked out of the bathroom just in time to hear another song come on.

We're up all night to get lucky.

"JARVIS, stop this music and don't let Tony send any more music through to my floor."

"Right away sir."

I looked back to the bed to see Nat trying to get up. She had the most adorable bed head I had ever seen and had wrapped herself up in the sheets when I took a shower, so she couldn't get up.

"Need help?" I asked, smirking at the red headed beauty trying to untangle herself from the sheets.

"Maybe." Was all I heard in response, I walked up to her after putting on clean clothes, tossing the ones from last night in a basket in the corner. I untucked the sheets and rolled her out of them, directing my eyes away from the naked beauty so as not to get distracted.

"What? Don't like what you see?" Nat asked in a way that I had to fight to keep my eyes off of her.

"I do, believe me. I do, I just don't want to get side tracked." I answered back.

She just smirked and sauntered her way to the bathroom for a shower, swaying her hips to show off what she had. I barely stopped myself from drooling. Barely.

Once she had showered and dressed, we walked upstairs. The team was sitting on the couches with empty bowls of what used to be cereal in front of them on the floor. I didn't miss the six bowls in front of Thor. Tony noticed us coming in and smirked at me, giving me a look showing that he knew.

"So, us science bros have got some news on the portal." Tony said, everyone focused on him and their expressions turned serious, "The portal is almost done, it just needs to be built and transferred to the game floor."

"Why the game floor? What's so special about it?" Clint asked.

"According to Houdini here, the portal will bend time to get it to work, and when he was mind controlled by Thanos he put a spell there for another kind of portal, but it failed. So what was left behind, you might ask. A time spell that changes time in some way or another." Tony finished.

No one seemed to understand, but we got the gist of it. The portal is almost done, and it needs to be built in the game floor. Tony needs to learn stupid language for us non geniuses.

"Now, for other news, Percy and Natasha banged last night. If you didn't hear them. I swear, they can be as loud as a bull in a china shop filled with air horns." Tony said, grinning madly right at me and Nat.

Five minutes and lots of screaming later, Nat walked back in with a happy smile on her face. Tony walked, or more like limped, back in holding his man parts.

We sat around for a few boring minutes until Tony got impatient and stomped out of the room. He came back in with a box full of board games. Monopoly. Twister. Sorry. Trouble. Risk. All of these games and I knew something for sure.

I was going to destroy everyone at this.

Ok maybe not, but I would try. We decided on Twister first, though it had to be played with two of the mats with so many people playing.

"Right foot red." Tony announced. Steve, Thor, and Loki were sitting out to learn how to play. Leaving Nat, Clint, Bruce, and Me left. We all followed his order.

"Left foot green." We all followed this order too, so we were now all lined up.

"Right hand blue." This went on for a while longer until I spotted something.

Tony spun the spinner, he looked at it, nudged it with his finger, and called out the order. Oh, so this is how you're gonna play? Just you wait Tony, just you wait.

We had moved on to Risk next, after watching Thor slip after the first move we decided it was time for the next game. Risk was a game about world domination, it required a lot of strategy and was very complex. Luckily I had played it with Paul before, so I knew all of the ins and outs.

It was half way through the game when I saw my chance.

"I am attacking Tony." I announced on my turn. I attacked him in one fell swoop, eliminating him from the game quickly.

"That's not fair! He cheated, I know he did!" Tony complained.

"Quit your whining and watch the masters play." I said and looked back towards the game.

After that we got bored of board games and decided to play a game everyone here knew. Truth or Dare. I knew this was my chance to get my revenge on Tony. I went first,

"Tony, truth or dare?"

"Dare."

"Hmmmm, I dare you to..." I whispered the next part so only he could hear it, "go into the kitchen and tell Thor to come in there, then dump all of his strawberry pop tarts into the trash." He paled, everyone knew how much Thor loved his pop tarts. But Tony couldn't turn down a dare. He walked into the kitchen,

"Hey Thor, come here for a sec." Tony called from the kitchen. Thor walked into the kitchen and yelled,

"MAN OF IRON, HOW DARE YOU THROW AWAY MY POP TARTS, YOU SHALL PAY!" And in a moment of rage, Thor did something purely horrible. He gave Tony a wet willy. Thor screamed,

"THIS IS REVENGE, FRIEND," As he stuck his finger in Tony's ear, "REVENGE FOR THE DELICIOUS POP TARTS!" After the disaster of the first dare, we decided not to play any more games.

By then it was lunch time, so Steve cooked because Tony couldn't recover fast enough from the torture of the wet willy to order something. We had spaghetti for lunch with garlic, cheesy, bread. Tony always had something new to show us, so after lunch he called us to the TV.

"Do you guys know what A Capella is? Well I'm gonna explain it anyways, it's where you make music or covers of songs using only the human voice. Get it now? Good, now on to what I wanted to show you."

Tony turned on the TV and searched on YouTube for a group called Pentatonix. He then selected one of their videos called, Evolution of Music.

(A/N) Sorry if some of this is inaccurate, I'm going off of memory. I also am not doing this video justice, so check it out on YouTube.

The video started showing five people in font of one mic. Three in the back and two in the front, kneeling. In the back left was a white guy who had black hair, back middle was a taller white guy who had blonde hair in a wave in the front. Back left was a white girl with blonde long hair. Then in the bottom left was a white guy with black hair that reached his shoulders, and bottom right was a bald, black guy.

It started off with 1100's appearing in the right corner, the group started to sing a song from that time. The three top people would sing back up for each other, depending on who was singing. The top right guy could sing very high if needed, top middle was a baritone, and the girl would sing any parts that needed a girl voice.

The guy with the long hair was the bass, singing a very low tone and the last guy would beatbox. It was all very professional, and was done in one take. Going from 1100's then to 1500's and all the way through to 2010's.

"Wow," I said once the video was over. "That was amazing." Everyone agreed and we watched their many performances until we had watched them all. With daytime still left in the sky, we watched Pitch Perfect 1 and 2, still in the mood for A Capella.

I fell asleep feeling happy that I had a family now. A highly disfunctional one, but a family none the less.

Done! Just an all around happy chapter today. Everyone had fun and Percy got some.

Thank you to TheFallenAce for reviewing, and thanks to everyone else who faved and followed and read.

I love ya'll. I'm out!

-Nerd.