"Ugh." Snape said. "I'm so tired."

The three triplets looked at each other. They were bored beyond belief and wanted to go out to a night club. But of course, there was no way Snape would let them. They were on a tight schedule after all. If they wanted to reach Hogwarts before September they had to stick to the schedule.

But what could one night hurt?

They waited for Professor Snape to go to bed and then all of them got up and put on ripped black skinny jeans, black tshirts and then put on makeup and painted their nails black. The sneaked past the car in the parking lot that snape was sleeping in and snuck down the road all the way to the nearest night club.

Wes and Del were about to go to the back of the line but Mal stopped them and smirked knowingly.

"Where do you think you're going?" He asked rhetorically.

"To the back of the line?" The other two answered.

"Pssh," Mal waved his hand, "Lines are for losers. We can just go straight in. I know a guy." He winked.

They all walked up to the front and Mal looked at the muscular man at the front and winked flirtily, "Hey sexy, I'm one of Steve's friends."

The muscular handsome nightclub guard was staring at Mal's ass under his impossibly tight pants.

"Hey," Mal winked, twirling a lock of purple hair between his fingers, "My eyes are up here sexy."

"You can go in." The bouncers jaw dropped and his eyes were bulging with arousal as he stared at Mals body.

"Thanks sexy." Mal winked as he, Wes and Del walked into the club together.

The club was dark and full of colorful and flashing strobe lights. There was a smoke machine and the triplets all strutted out onto the dancefloor. Del began to slowdance with her crowbar, while Mal and Wes went up to the bar to order drinks.

"What should we get?" Wes asked.

Mal looked at the menu and called over the bartender and suddenly noticed that he was the bouncer who had let them in.

"Hey sexy I didn't realize you worked the bar as well." Mal leaned over the counter seductively.

The bouncer/bartender blushed and asked Mal what he'd like to drink.

"I'd love to drink you up."Mal winked and Wed mimed retching behind him.

"A glass of tequila please." Wes said and handed the bartender the money.

Wes got their drink and chugged it all.

Mal asked for a shot of vodka and the bartneder handed it to him and their fingers brushed. They felt an electrical connection.

"It's on the house." The bartender said as he blushed, rubbing his muscular arm shyly.

Mal blushed at the guesture and sipped his shot slowly.

Wes went onto the dancefloor and started breakdancing and a crowd formed around them as they watched their great dancing skills.

Del began to furiously slow dance with the crowbar.

The crowd got bigger and everyone was cheering at Wes and Del.

Mal saw the commotion and climbed up onto the bar counter and ripped off his shirt to draw attention to his muscular body. Now everyone in the nightclub stopped to stare at Mal, Wes and Del as they all tried to out-dance each other.

The music got more intense and they danced faster and faster to match the beat. Wes did a spin on their head and Mal ripped his jeans off and the bartender was drooling into big puddles .

Del french dipped the crowbar and the crowd went WILD.

The song finished and the triplets all did a finishing pose. The crowd applauded and threw roses and stuff. They each bowed and the night club owner took a microphone.

"Well that was quite the performance! And the winner is..." There was a drumroll. "ALL OF YOU IT'S A TIE!"

Mal, Wes and Del all hugged each other and began to cry because even though they competed against each other they knew that they could never be divided in their hearts.

"We should probably go home." Wes suggested.

"Yeah it's almost morning." Del agreed. She was nearly falling asleep.

Mal felt a sad feeling in his heart and tears began to form in his eyes.

"Okay guys... but I have one last thing I need to do."

Mal felt his confidence get higher, because he was going to be leaving, he didn't have time to be shy. He walked proudly over to the bar and threw himself over the counter into the arms of the bartender/bouncer and kissed him.

Everyone gasped and began to clap and cry in joy of their love.

"I'll never forget you Mal!" The bartender cried as he kissed Mal.

"I'm going to miss you." Mal sobbed and they hugged.

"Why don't you guys just give each other your skype and phone numbers?" Del suggested.

"Oh ya." Mal giggled and kissed the bartender with more happiness this time and less sadness from leaving. "Here's my number."

Mal gave the bartender one last kiss and winked. "Call me sexy!"

The three left the club and all of the people in the bar sighed sadly now that they had left to continue on their long journey.

They got back to the motel and passed the car that Snape was locked in. Mal went to go collect all of their possessions while Del unlocked the car and shook Snape awake.

"Get up." She said. "You have to drive today because we're all hung over."

"Oh okay." Snape said as he woke up and got into the drivers seat and Wes passed him the keys to turn on the engine.

Mal got back and got into the back with Del.

"Umm." Snape said looking in the mirror at Mal. "why are you only wearing underpants?"

"Oh Snape." The triplets laughed. "Classic Severus."

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