"Hey guys" whispered Mal. "Wanna sneak out again?" Del rubbed her eyes, they had all been asleep in the back seat of the car.
"Mal, go to sleep!" yelled Wes, they were curled up on the floor like a dogg. Snape was in the front seat cuz he had been driving. He had parked in the middle of a desert. The shining lights of a diner were blaring into the car, preventing Mal from going to sleep.

"But I cant" complained Mal "the lights are to bright."
"MAL GO TO SLEEP!" Del whacked Mal on the head with her crowbar.
"Urgh" said Mal, rubbing his head "I'm going for a walk." He opened up the car door and headed towards the diner.

Ding a ling. The bell rang as he entered the not so busy diner. The lights were glaring at him as he was getting used to the lights. The small sound of a radio was playing in the background. Mal waltzed up to the counter and sat down.
"Hello, hun" said the woman "What can I get ye?" her accent was thick.
"Just some pancakes and coffee please." Mal replied, adjusting his sherriff's hat.
"Coming right up!" She dinged the bell and told the chef to make some pancakes. She then poured the coffee into a mug and handed it to him.
"Thanks"

From the corner of his eye, Mal you see a man sitting in the booth behind him. He was wearing a balaclava over his mouth but Mal could see his eyes. They were bright yellow.
"Anything else I can get ya dahlin?" asked the waitress, handing him a plate of pancakes. Mal looked up to answer but when he did, he saw horror in the waitresses eyes. Mal looked to where she was looking and saw a bright green light coming from outside. He then saw his own car levitating, getting closer and closer to the bright green light.
"It's the aliens again!" Yelled the waitress. Mal looked in horror as he could see Snape, Del and Wes sleep peacefully in the car as it got taken by aliens.
"We have to help them!" Mal screamed.
"But how?" said the man in the booth. "All we have is this broom." Mal knew exactly what to do.

Wes and Del woke up strapped to seperate tables.
"Urm, Wes?" Del said, trying to turn her head but she couldn't cuz it was strapped down. "Where are we?"
"I don't know Del." Replied Wes, looking around and their surrondings. They were strapped to two white tables and in between them was another, smaller table, containing a knife and a sucky thing.
"Don't panic, Del, but I think someone is gonna cut open our brains."
But before Del could panic, a door opened and in came three green beings. The leader was wearing a white lab coat and nerd glasses. It was also holding a clipboard in its tentacled hands. The one on the right was wearing a football blazer and was carrying a football. He was clearly the jock of the group.

Wes almost missed the one on the left. He was standing to the side with his hands in his jean pockets. They were all bald with huge heads and none of them were wearing clothes.
"Oh you're awake!" said the leader, its voice was husky. "That'll make the process so much easier"
Del sneered at it. "Where is my crowbar, you godforsaken heathens?"
"Your "crowbar" is fine" said the leader, quickly scribbling something in its clipboard.
"Okay I will be back later to check up on you but I leave you with Lewis and Vangina." The leader left and the other two sat down in some chairs by a table. Lewis got out some cards and was playing some alien game. Van was sitting uncomfortably.
"Hey, Van" whispered Del so only Van could hear "Come over here" she winked. The alien moved over slowly, his hands still in his pockets.
"Hey" he said, his voice quiet and cute. Lewis was still distracted by his cards.
"You're cute" said Del. The alien blushed a dark green.
"Thank you" he said, shuffling on his feet. Del looked into his yellow eyes.
"Could you let us out of here?" she asked politely.
"Oh urm" Van looked towards Lewis, who was still super into his cards. "I can, maybe, do it." He whispered finally.

He took his hands out of his pockets and Del gasped at his long tentacly fingers.
"Sorry, these are gross I know"
"No it's okay" Del said, touching Van's tentacles once she was freed of her restraints. "I love all your imperfections." They both slowly looked into each others eyes and slowly kissed passionately.
"Urm, guys" Wes said "I'm still trapped here!"
"Oh of course im sorry" said Van and he freed Wes. "Come on, while Lewis is distracted"

They ran through corridors of screaming and saw noises. Shivers ran down Wes and Del's spines. They reached the exit to the ship and opened the door. A huge gust of wind hit them all in the face.
"Oh yeah, we're in the sky." Said Van. "We only have a short while until we get into space!"
"What?! How long?" asked Wes.
"Not very, maybe a minute?"
"Well how are we gonna get down?" Asked Del. Then, as if by magic, Mal appeared riding a broom and a big smile on his face.
"Heard you guys needed help." He said. A wave of relief rushed over them all. "Hop on, quickly!" Wes hopped on behind Mal, but Del stayed behind.
"Del! Come on!"
"Wait a minute!" Dell screamed at them over the wind. She looked at Van and they joined hands. "I will always love you Vangina."
"I will always love you too, Delaphenia" They joined lips passionately.

5 seconds left.
Del hopped onto the broom.
4 seconds left.
"Del wait!" Van yelled quickly. He pulled out the crowbar.
3 seconds left.
Van threw the crowbar at Del and she caught it.
2 seconds left.
"I love you Del"
1 second left.
"I love you too, Van!"
Poof! The spaceship was gone. The trio landed on the ground right outside their car.
"Oh look! Snape is still asleep." Said Del, laughing. Mal yawned. Now he was sure he could sleep.

A/N: Hey guys! Moist here! haha! this is a guest chapter written by me! :3 hope you enojoy it! :3