Mal Wes and Del and Malcom were asleep in their bunks.
Wes woke up and left the log cabin and made their way to General Tango's office.
"W-Wes!" General Tango blushed when Wes walked into the door. "What are you doing here?"
"Hey Tango." Wes winked. "I wanted to see you."
General Tango pulled Wes into the office before anybody could see Wes was breaking curphew. "You should be more cautious."
"I dont do cautious." Wes said cooly while they looked at their nails. "Danger is my third middle name."
Wes and Tango salsa danced into the early hours of the morning and Wes sneaked back to their log cabin with a final kiss to General Tango on the cheek.
"Good night." Wes said even though it was five am.
Wes walked through the log cabin door and Mal and Del were awake, waiting for Wes to get home.
"Guys its not what you think" Wes said immediately.
"Oh yeah?" Mal said angrily with tears.
"Then explain yourself Wes." Del said as she sobbed.
"It's fine." Wes put their hands up depensively. "Im just having an affair with General Tango."
"Oh, that's it?" Del immediatly stopped crying.
Mal laughed. "Haha."
Del laughed too. "Haha we thought it was someting serious."
"Pshh." Wes waved them off. "Please, as if Id do something dangerous. Thats so Mal."
Mal put his arms around Wes and Del and they all did a huddle, whispering so that they didnt wake up Malcom who was still sleeping soundly in his bed floating away in dream land of strawberry milkshake rivers and clouds made of cotton candy.
"So." Del said. "We need a plan to get out of here. We're going to be late for the start of hogwarts if we don't get out soon."
Rain drizzled outside and the three of them groaned because they knew they were still going to have to exercise in the rain.
"We need to steal the blueprints." Mal suggested.
Del looked confued. "Blueprints for what?"
"For the campsite. Duh." Mal rolled his eyes. "So we can escape?"
"Oh yeah." Wes nodded. "Tango has them in a safe in his office we can go now."
They all agreed and they walked to Tangos office. Wes knocked on the door and General Tango told them to come in.
"Hey babe can we have a map of the campsite?" Wes asked with Del and Mal behind them.
"Sure I don't see why not." Tango shrugged.
Tango got the blueprints and handed them over to Wes.
"Great now we can escape!" Said Del.
"What?" Said General Tango.
"Oops I mean now we can look at the blueprints for the camp site?" Del said instead.
"Oh okay." Tango shrugged. "See you later."
Wes winked and General Tango blushed.
When they got outside Wes made them all huddle outside general Tango's office door.
"So whats the plan?" Mal asked.
"We'll leave through this hole in the fence." Wes said as they pointed at the gap in the fence on the blueprint.
"Hey guys what are you doing? Are you planning to escape?" Malcom said as he walked over.
"Oh!" Mal hid the blueprints behind his back. "No, um. Are you planning to escape?"
"No." Malcom shrugged and he walked to breakfast.
Mal Wes and Del snuck over to the hole in the fence and were about to sneak out through it when they heard a voice behind them and they all jumped out of their skins.
"Where do you think you're going?"
They turned around.
It was General Tango.
"I can explain." Wes said falling into General Tango's arms and sobbing uncontrollably.
General Tango smiled sadly. "You don't have to explain. I understand." General Tango kissed Wes passionately and then gave Wes a bag. "Here are some supplies. Once you're out head north and you'll come to the road we found you on."
"But you didn't find us on a road?" Del asked.
Tango winked minschieveously. "You don't think your car had trouble for no reason do you?"
"Yes we do?" Mal Wes and Del said in unison and then they all gasped. "Wait! That means we yelled at Snape for no reason!"
"Yea you should probably apologize to him when you find him." General Tango shrugged. "Now go! I'LL ALWAYS LOVE YOU WES." He shouted as they escaped and Wes shouted it back.
They travelled through the forest and through the cornfields and then they got to the clearing where they first met Tango. They kept going and eventually arrived on the roadside.
They saw the familiar red car and Snape was asleep in the drivers seat. He woke up when he heard them come over. His eyes were red like he had been crying for the whole weeks they'd been gone and there were shadows under their eyes.
"Where have you been I was worried sick." He shouted as he got out of the car.
"Sorry Snape." They all said. "We were assholes although we did get kidnapped."
Snape sighed. "I'm just glad you're safe. Come on we need to keep moving, we cant afford any more detours."
They all got into the car happily and slept as Snape drived them to a future unknown.
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-Wet