Chihiro sat, tapping away on his laptop. Lines of code appeared on the screen as his fingers glided across the keys. Hazel eyes focused on the screen as he lost himself to coding, zoning out the rest of the world. As he concentrated on his work, his thoughts drifted to the day's earlier events.

'I can't believe what has happened today, it's been horrible!' A small frown appeared on the programmer's face. 'First I smashed my foot against a dumbbell, next I forgot my notebook, I had to do a two mile run, I slipped on a puddle of tea during lunch, causing me to fall and cover myself in my lunch, and as I was washing my clothes, I spilled detergent everywhere too. Today has been a disaster.'

Chihiro paused, removing his hands from the keyboard for a moment and balling them up, a look of frustration crossing his face as he inhaled deeply. He exhaled, relaxing, his hands soon returning to their place on the keyboard. A relaxed smile appeared on his face as re resumed typing, trying to forget his frustrations with the earlier events of the day.

"Atleast today cant get any worse."

He shouldn't have said that. He SHOULD NOT have said that.

Not even five minutes after muttering those words, Chihiro's laptop froze. Confused and starting to worry, the programmer tried tapping a few keys, hoping his laptop had only started to run slow. Oh, it seems whatever God there is was against him today, as his laptop blue screened. Chihiro's eyes widened as panic washed over him.

'No, no, it's alright,' though the brunet, trying to calm himself, 'Most blue screens can be fixed with a simple restart. There's no need to worry, it just needs to restart and I can continue with my work.'

Chihiro was not convinced by his thoughts. He sat anxiously waiting for his laptop to restart. The laptop soon finished restarting and Chihiro quickly typed in his password. The programmer's heart nearly stopped as he was brought to the desktop, the shortcuts to some of his were gone. Panicked, he quickly typed away on his laptop, checking on all of his files.

"No no no nO NO NO!"

Gone. All of his files were GONE. All his work, his important codes, gone. This wouldn't have been much of a problem though, since he usually saves his work on multiple computers, HOWEVER, Chihiro had yet to save the newer files onto another computer, one of which was his latest coding project, which was for an important company. The short teen started to shake, anger replacing his panic. He started to breath heavily, gritting his teeth.

"MotherFUCKER," Chihiro screeched, "I worked so hard on those programs and your piece of shit ass can't even WORK. You're like a prostitute who does know what a blow job or sex is, fucking useless!" Chihiro stood up and SLAMMED the laptop shut, seething with anger. " I've had it up to HERE with today, life has fucked me over and life is a TERRIBLE fuck. Today has been HORRIBLE and this little event is just the cherry on top of the horse shit sundae!"

Chihiro stood there panting heavily, looking at the floor. his small frame shook, still fuming with anger.

"ChiHIRO"

Taka's voice snapped him out of it. Slowly, Chihiro looked up, the shocked faces of his classmates staring at him. fuck, he forgot he had brought his laptop to class to work on the program when he had some spare time. They started at the doe-eyed male in a mix of shock and horror at his language. Chihiro started back, horrified that they had heard him.

"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw..." muttered the programmer.

~Omake~

Chihiro sat on a small stool in the corner of Taka's room disgruntled, his arms crossed and a bar of soap in his mouth. The brunet was getting a lecture a certain hall monitor, who had the help of Mukuro and Sakura. After his outburst of swears, and Taka had finally snapped out of his stunned state, he got up and, after enlisting the help of the solider and martial artist, dragged him to his dorm, where he had Mukuro wash his mouth out with soap. The taste and thorough scrubbing had made him gag.

Once Mukuro was done washing his mouth out she had told him to keep the bar of soap in his mouth. She had then led him out of the bathroom and to a stool in the corner of Taka's room. this is where he had been for the past hour, and it didn't sound like Taka was going to stop anytime soon. the disgruntled teen looked up at his friends, all three of them looked disappointed in him for using such language. Chihiro huffed, a few bubbles forming from the soap bar in his mouth.

'Fuck. My. Life.'

And with that, 'Chihiro Swears' has come to an end! I hope you all enjoyed the final chapter of this fic. I had so much fun writing this story and I'm so glad that a lot of people enjoyed this. Thank all of you who favorited, followed and/or reviewed, you guys are the best! Also, shoutout to erin05774 who gave me the idea for the swear 'fuck me gently with a chainsaw' in their review. Anyway, thank you all for reading and I hope you all enjoyed!