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Now before we start I would like to say something. At the moment I'm working on some original arc's for DXD Sharingan Dragon Slayer. However, it will not be posted for a while. I'm still writing the special's and OVA's, and once I finish that I will begin to work on future chapters. I already have mostly planned out the chapters, but there is still much more planning for them that I need to work on. In the meantime, enjoy the special's and OVA's and also my other fics.
Season 2 OVA
It was in the middle of the night, the moon was shining in the sky, and our little blond ex-nun Asia was walking through a park. When suddenly a large amount of wind blew in her direction and then a large monster with purple glowing eyes appeared. The monster let out a roar making Asia scream. The monster's eyes then let out a purple beam that hit Asia. For a moment it looked like her clothes were vanishing, when suddenly her underwear vanished but her school uniform remained on.
Asia looked down at herself and saw that her breasts began to bounce a little. "No!" Asia cried and went down in a foster position.
"Stop right there." Rias's voice was heard making the monster turn around and face our crimson haired princess. "Sona's intel was right on the money. A despicable demon who attacks girls in the night and steals their underwear… In the name of Duke Gremory, I'll blast you away." Rias said with Itachi standing behind her with a deadpan expression and with a sweat drop.
"Why is it that when we always have to fight something, it's something perverted?" Itachi questioned in an annoyed tone.
Issei the appeared running over to Asia stepping in front of her facing the monster. "You okay, Asia?" Issei asked.
"Yes. B-But my underwear is gone!" Asia cried.
"Say what?!" Issei questioned.
"Why me? Back in the day I used to fight killers and murderers, bandits, sometimes even an army, but now I'm reduced to this. Fighting a monster who steals underwear from girls." Itachi complained, almost wanting to cry.
The monster turned towards Issei and then they saw that it had Asia's underwear in its mouth. "My underwear!" Asia said.
"You bastard! What are you gonna do with Asia's bra and panties?!" Issei questioned bringing out his sacred gear.
Boost!
"The demon took the bait. Everyone, fall in." Rias said with a magic circle next to her ear.
"Yes ma'am!" Kiba's voice was heard.
"Okay." Koneko's voice was heard.
The monster then shoot a wave of the purple light directed at Rias. "Buchou-san! Watch out for that light!" Asia warned.
"Buchou!" Issei shouted.
Itachi grabbed Rias and lifted her bridal style and jumped to the side dodging the wave. The monster was then hit by a wave of lighting. "Ara, ara. Leave some for us, now." Akeno said floating in the air with her devil bat wings with Xenovia next to her, who also had her devil bat wings out, she was also holding Durandal.
"It's after women's underwear, just like we were told. Look sharp, girls." Rias warned.
The monster then stretched its arm out directed at Xenovia, Xenovia lifted Durandal above her head and swung it down cutting the monsters arm off.
"Damnit!" Issei cursed as his Boosted Gear let out a green light.
Boost!
"Now…" Akeno said with lighting flickering around her arm.
"…let's finish this!" Rias said holding an orb of destruction in her hand.
"Y-You guys, those are my underwear in its mouth!" Asia cried while holding her skirt down.
"Ara, ara. We can't attack it now, can we?" Akeno said.
"What now?" Xenovia questioned.
"You can't be serious? Just take them out of its mouth and destroy it!" Itachi shouted. "Before something-" Itachi said when suddenly the monster had several tentacle like arms sprouting out from its body wrapping around Rias, Akeno and Xenovia.
"Again?" Rias questioned.
"And there it is!" Itachi said with an annoyed expression.
"Tentacles?" Issei questioned when suddenly they wrapped around Asia as well. "Asia!"
"Issei-san!" Asia said.
"Ara, ara." Akeno said showing no care what so ever.
"Why? Why does things like this keep happening?" Itachi questioned.
"Wh-Why didn't we get grabbed?" Issei questioned.
"We screwed up. Itachi! Issei!" Rias said.
"I'm beginning to think you guys are getting caught on purpose." Itachi said with a deadpan expression.
"We will save you guys!" Issei said.
Boost!
Then suddenly a white hooded figure appeared cutting the monsters head off. "Wh-Whoa! One hit!" Issei said as all the girls landed safely on the ground.
"That technique." Xenovia said.
"The reports were correct, I see." The hooded figure said as her katana turned into a ribbon and wrapped itself around her arm.
"Excalibur Mimic?" Xenovia questioned.
"Long time no see. Well, maybe not that long." The hooded figure said removing the hood revealing her long chestnut brown hair tied into pigtails. "Hello, everyone of the Gremory household." The hooded figure, revealed to be Issei's childhood friend and Xenovia's old partner Irina.
"Irina?" Xenovia questioned.
In the next moment Asia was using a stick to dig for her underwear in the pile of dirt that used to be the monster's head, while she was digging she was crying. "I don't suppose you're here for a friendly chat. It's the demon, no?" Rias asked Irina.
"You're correct. But precisely, it is the demon's master that is my target. He is known as the Legendary Sage." Irina replied.
"I've heard of this sage. The Church has been after him for years." Xenovia said.
'This Sage, sounds like Jiraiya-sensei.' Itachi thought with a sweat drop thinking on how this Legendary Sage seems to be a pervert since his monster was hunting for girl's underwear.
"And they deployed you?" Issei asked.
"Well, I did live here at one point." Irina replied.
"But someone called the Legendary Sage stealing underwear?" Rias said with a doubtful expression.
"I know. But I was ordered, so now I'm here." Irina said.
"Chasing after panty thieves, huh? You warriors of the Church must be really bored." Issei said.
"No, that can't possibly be true." Xenovia said and then turned to Irina. "Right, Irina?"
"Huh? Oh, yeah…" Irina said not sounding very convincing.
"Then why would the Church want this sage so badly?" Rias questioned.
"W-Well… He's just a sex offender, okay?!" Irina said with a small blush.
'Sex offender, huh? Definitely sounds like Jiraiya-sensei.' Itachi thought.
A magic circle appeared in front of Rias with a hologram of Kiba. "Buchou, Gasper-kun has detected trace amounts of mana remains."
"I found my underwear!" Asia said with a smile holding her dirty panties in her hands. "Aw, but they're all dirty!" Asia cried.
Time skip
The gang was now outside some building. "So this is the place?" Issei questioned.
"Seems pretty cliché." Koneko commented.
The orc gang walked in with Irina accompanying them and Michael. "Why did I choose to come again?" Michael questioned.
"When you heard this guy was stealing underwear from woman you decided to come along to protect Akeno." Itachi replied.
"Oh, yeah that's right." Michael said when Akeno hugged his arm between her breasts.
"My hero." Akeno teased.
"Let go." Michael said with a small blush.
A little bat then flew above them and said. "There's a door sealed with magic farther in." The bat that was Gasper informed.
"This is it then?" Akeno said and walked up to the door.
"Allow me." Michael said and gently pushed Akeno to the side. A dark purple magic circle formed in Michael's palm as he sent a dark purple orb at the door blasting it open.
"Me and Michael will stay here and keep a look out. There's no guarantee this man only controls one demon." Akeno said.
"Good idea. Asia, Yuuto, stay here with them." Rias said.
"Okay!" Asia said.
Akeno then let out a sigh. "And here I was hoping to get a little alone time with my hubby bear."
"Who're you calling hubby bear?!" Michael questioned with a blush.
The others went through the blasted door and walked down a staircase when they reached the end, they saw a man in some sort of laboratory. The man had short white slicked back hair, he was wearing a white coat, and had a pair of glasses. "Another useless find. The wiring is so cheap." The man said as he threw a bra to the side. He then picked up a pair of panties. "Now this is beautiful." The man said and placed it in a treasure chest.
"That's the Legendary Sage?" Rias questioned.
"Yes. Without a doubt." Irina replied.
"This is just stupid." Itachi muttered.
"He stole all that underwear?" Issei questioned. "He's got a major collection here."
"I doubt it's a mere collection. He's trying to transmute something with the underwear as a catalyst." Rias said
"Alchemy." Gasper said still in his bat form.
"We should inform all the evil villains in the world that instead of killing people to achieve power they should steal panties instead." Itachi said sarcastically.
"Do you have to make the situation sound stupid?" Rias questioned.
"The situation is stupid. In my world villains would try and start wars to gain power, and here the villains are doing something perverted." Itachi replied.
"Oh! Now this is fantastic!" The man said holding a bra.
"That's." Irina said with a blush.
"What's wrong?" Issei questioned.
"N-Nothing!" Irina replied.
"Let me guess, their yours?" Itachi said.
"Yes now that you mention it they do look like hers." Xenovia said.
"Can you imagine how many girls this man has shamed in gathering his underwear trove?" Irina said avoiding to answer the question.
"Indeed. We can't just walk away now." Rias said and walked out of hiding. "That's quite the collection you've got there panty thief. Or should I call you the Legendary Sage?"
"I see. You were the rats sneaking around in the shadows. What do you want? Have you come to nobly donate your underwear to my great experiment?" The Sage asked as he placed the underwear from his collection on the floor.
"Don't be ridiculous. You've certainly had your fun in my territory." Rias replied.
"You filthy heathen and practitioner of dark arts." Xenovia said.
"I have orders from the Church to bring you in. my Excalibur shall strike you from your post! Amen!" Irina said as both her and Xenovia brought out their holy swords and stood back to back. "Hey, we're totally in sync."
"Reminds me of morning training." Xenovia said.
"You got that right." Irina said.
"The holy sword Excalibur? Sheathe your brutish weapon. I was once of the Church, you know." The Sage said.
"Is that true?" Rias asked.
"Yes, it is." Irina replied.
"In my youth, I unwaveringly believed my faith in God was all that was important. Reject your desires. Serve the Church. Love unconditionally. Those were my creed. But one day, I had a brush with…heavenly soft…breasts! I could never regain my chaste mind after that. Why would God forbid us from something so wonderful? Why had I never fondled a breast before? Why had no one told me about the loveliness of a woman? But beyond the suffering lay…my God, the master of Perversion! That was it. I immersed myself in research, as instructed by the Master of Perversion. The Church persecuted me as a heathen, but I hid myself and continued my work! All to reach the zenith of my God's teachings!" The Sage said.
"Are you done with your monologue?" Rias asked.
"You! What you're doing, I…I totally get it!" Issei cried in agreement.
"Seriously? Again." Itachi muttered.
"Everyone admits I'm the most versed in perversion at Kuoh Academy!" Issei said.
"You're such a man, Issei-senpai!" Gasper said now back in his normal form.
"Gya-kun, don't take him seriously." Koneko said.
"A youngster like you thinks he can understand the truth I have found and the loneliness of my path?" The man questioned.
"I can! For I have a special technique that no one understands either! Its name…Dress Break! Its mere touch causes women's clothing to burst into tatters! It is the ultimate technique, with hopes and dreams of men woven into it!" Issei said while everyone else looked at him with a sweat drop, besides Gasper who looked at him in awe.
"What foolishness!" The Sage said.
"What?" Issei questioned.
The man then turned around and stretched his arm out, and in the next moment Koneko's uniform was torn into pieces leaving her only in her underwear. "Koneko-chan!" Gasper said.
"I'm fine. But that's a disgusting technique." Koneko said and then looked over to Itachi who looked back at her, she then began to wiggle around holding her hand over her mouth with a little blush. "D-Don't stare."
"Oh, yeah sorry." Itachi said with his usual expression and looked back at the Sage.
"He didn't even touch her!" Issei said in shock.
"This is mere child's play!" The man said then formed a magic circle in front of him. "The redhead is donned in…purple underwear, I see." He said shocking Rias.
"I don't like to admit it, but I can confirm that it's true." Itachi said.
"The girl with the highlight in her hair has… Hmph. Plain and unmatched. You should pay more attention to fashion when you're young." The Sage said.
"H-How did you know?" Xenovia asked with a blush.
"And what underwear is the warrior of the Church wearing? What?" The Sage said in surprise while Irina used her hands to cover her private areas. "Are you not wearing any underwear?"
"What?!" Issei questioned looking at Irina.
"Th-This uniform requires that you don't have underwear on to use it! I normally wear underwear like everyone else!" Irina said with a blush.
"Now do you see? I have learned to see through clothes to the underwear below without destroying anything. Your technique requires physical contact and also destroys one's clothes… That's the basic among basics that I figured out decades ago!" The Sage said.
"I-it can't be." Issei said as he fell to his knees. "My blood, sweat, and tears went into developing my Dress Break. And it's just basic?!" Issei cried.
"I'm surprised there exists more of those useless techniques." Itachi commented.
"Issei-senpai!" Gasper said.
"No. You're right. I've still got a lot to learn. But you could also say my potential is unlimited! That's right! Your little eye trick is nothing but self-service. I aim for the ultimate in fan service!" Issei declared.
"Issei, you never change." Rias said.
"Well, that's his driving force after all." Azazel said arriving at the scene.
"Azazel-sensei!" Issei said.
"What are you doing here?" Rias questioned.
"I've been keeping tabs on that man as well. I'm here to see the results of this experiment." Azazel said.
"I don't think this experiment is anything you'd be interested in." Rias said.
"It involves female underwear, it's in his interests." Itachi said.
Azazel then grabbed Itachi in a hug while tears streamed out of his eyes. "You do know me so well!" Azazel cried.
"Let me go." Itachi said in an annoyed tone.
"Anyway," Azazel said as he let go of Itachi. "he is said to be closest to creating the Philosopher's Stone."
"The Philosopher's Stone?" Rias questioned.
"The Philosopher's Stone, an item no one has managed to successfully transmute. This experiment may offer us a glimpse at the key to its completion. Don't interfere." Azazel said.
"Are you done chatting?" The Sage questioned.
"Yep. I'll make sure the kids don't get in your way." Azazel replied.
The man then stood in some sort of magic circle drawn on the floor with each of the underwear placed around it. "Panties, shorts, scanty, bustier, camisole, sports bra, front hook, thong, sleev, tube top, string-tie, basque!" The Sage chanted as the magic circle began to let out a light and the underwear began to float around him, then they went back into their place.
"Sage dude!" Issei said when the Sage brought out some sort of magazine.
"Is that a recovery grimoire?" Xenovia questioned.
"No… It's a nudie mag!" Issei said.
"Okay!" The Sage said and threw the magazine to the side as the circle began to glow again and the underwear began to float around him again. "This is the ultimate answer shown to me by my Lord God, Master of Perversion. I am to become underwear! If I would spend my days fantasizing about breasts and butts, then why not become that which cradles them constantly? By becoming underwear, I shoot for the zenith of perversion!"
"Say what now?" Itachi questioned.
"So the Legendary Sage's research was to turn himself into underwear?" Rias questioned.
"That's right. An ex-priest of the Church trying to turn himself into underwear? He shames us like no other." Irina said.
"And that's why you were charged with hunting him down, huh?" Rias said-
"After all his research, this is the answer the Sage arrived at?" Issei questioned with tears forming in his eyes. "Does that mean my unlearned mind will reach that point as well?"
Suddenly the underwear stopped floating around him. "Wha- It's still missing something!" The Sage said.
"Sage dude, do you need another nudie mag? Just wait I'll go and get one-" Issei said.
"It's no use!" The Sage said. "I require more stimulation! Panties! Yes! Show me your panties!"
"You can see through our clothes, can't you?" Rias asked.
"Why are we trying to help him?" Itachi questioned.
"This ritual requires my full concentration! I cannot use any other techniques!" The Sage replied.
"Someone! Please, someone, show him your panties! If you do, his power will surely return! Otherwise all the work he's done will be for nothing! Someone! Someone, flash him!" Issei begged while everyone looked at him with an expression that said "Seriously"
"Fine, have Gya-kun's." Koneko said and lifted up Gasper's skirt.
"No!" Gasper cried.
"What?! Th-That's a guy!" The Sage said when suddenly a huge amount of light was released from him.
"What's happening?" Issei questioned.
"The ritual's going haywire!" Xenovia said.
"I can't contain it!" The Sage said and let out a huge amount of light.
Suddenly outside you could see the roof collapsing as the others ran outside. They all looked up in the sky and saw. "What is that?" Asia questioned. Seeing all the underwear gathered together into a giant body version of a woman wearing only underwear.
"He lost control, and the ritual failed. Now the Sage reaps what he's sown." Azazel said.
"Irina, capturing him now will be difficult." Xenovia said.
"Indeed. We'll just have to cut him down." Irina said.
"Cut me down? Don't underestimate me, little girls!" The giant pile of panties said sending out light waves.
"What?" Rias questioned as her uniform was ripped to shreds but her underwear remained fine.
"This is bad!" Irina said and jumped back.
"What?" Xenovia questioned as her uniform was also ripped to shreds leaving her only in her underwear.
"Ara, ara." Akeno said as her uniform was also ripped to shreds as well as Asia.
"No!" Asia squealed.
"Now, my brethren, heed me!" The large pile of underwear said.
Suddenly Rias's bra began to move. "Hey! My bra's moving!" Rias said as she was pulled towards Akeno, who's bra also began to move towards Rias like magnets. "Hey, Akeno!" Rias said as they were pushing up against each other.
Xenovia and Koneko's had the same reaction as they were pulled into Asia. "No!" Asia squealed.
"Akeno, what are you doing?" Rias questioned as Akeno began to rub up against Rias.
"Ara, ara. What a pickle." Akeno replied.
"This is actually kind of mortifying." Koneko said.
"I-I'm sorry!" Asia who unlike the others had no underwear on her and was in a sandwich between Koneko and Xenovia.
"Curses! His magic is truly fearsome!" Xenovia said.
"What a view— Hey!" Issei said when suddenly Michael covered Issei's eyes.
"Mind as well protect the girls from feeling dirty by having you ogling them." Michael said.
"Hey no fair!" Issei complained.
Kiba leaped towards the pile of underwear but was hit in the face by a bra blocking his eye sight. "Damn it!" Kiba cursed.
"Yuuto-senpai!" Gasper shouted. "I-I guess it's up to me to freeze the Sage in time-" Gasper said when suddenly a pair of panties got dragged over his head. "Now I can't stop time!"
"Gya-kun your useless." Koneko said with a deadpan expression.
"Koneko-chan, you're so mean!" Gasper cried.
"Damn! If only I could see!" Kiba said.
"Just take them off!" Michael shouted.
"I can't their stuck!" Kiba said.
"Damn, really?" Michael questioned.
"You forgot about me, vile sage!" Irina said and charged at the Sage.
"It's useless!" The Sage said.
"In the name of God, I smite you! Amen!" Irina said and charged but the pile of underwear split in two making Irina fall between them before they gathered themselves together.
"You who stand in the face of underwear…" The Sage said.
"No fair!" Irina complained.
"Begone!" The Sage said sending a light wave ripping of her outfit making her cover her private areas with her hands and legs. "You're… I see. You're her."
"He remembered." Irina muttered.
"Your underwear was quite heavenly. It became the basic for my experiment. Be honored!" The Sage said as the underwear pile opened and showed a black bra.
"That's the bra I saw earlier! I'm sure of it! That's Irina's favorite!" Xenovia said.
"That's right. And not a day goes by that I'm not eaten away by shame from when he stole my underwear! I forced myself onto your case because of that as well! Now give me back my lovelies!" Irina demanded.
"I have absorbed enough demonic power. If you want them back, then have them." The Sage said as the bra flew towards Irina binding her arms together.
"This is…" Itachi said.
"…so…" Michael said.
""Stupid."" They said in unison.
"Itachi! How long are you going to stand there? Do something!" Rias ordered.
Itachi and Michael looked at each other and nodded. Itachi brought out his phone, and Michael brought out a mini loudspeaker, Michael plugged it in Itachi's phone. Itachi then began to press a few buttons.
"Fuck this shit I'm out! Fuck this shit I'm out! Fuck this shit I'm out!" Itachi and Michael began walking away.
"…."
"…."
"….."
"….."
"Get back here!" Rias shouted.
"Issei's the one with the power to rip off women clothing remember? And he is made out of female underwear." Itachi said as he continued to walk away with Michael.
"You mean…I finally get my techniques worth! Finally! It's Issei time!" Issei charged.
"I want to feel a woman's flesh, I want to feel breasts, I want to fondle breasts!" The Sage said as the underwear on the girls began to act like magnets and attach themselves to the pile of underwear.
"Wh-What the?" Issei questioned.
"What now?" Rias questioned.
Akeno looked over to Michael and Itachi who were still within hearing distance. Akeno then let out a smirk. "Oh, no. this old Sage is about to feel up on my body, every last bit!" Akeno shouted.
Michael's ears twitched as he turned around with some thick marks on his forehead pointing his middle finger and index finger at the pile of underwear while letting out dark energy. The next thing that happened was that the pile of underwear exploded and the girls landed safely on the ground. "Hpmh!" Michael grunted.
"Guess there was no hope for the Philosopher's Stone now." Azazel said.
"My-My chance to shine…" Issei said gaping.
"Guess she's got you wrapped around her little finger, huh?" Itachi said looking at Michael.
"Shut up." Michael grunted with a small trace of blush on his face. "I just wanted to stop him! It had nothing to do with what Akeno said."
"Sure it nothing to do with your feelings for her." Itachi said.
"Just keep quiet." Michael said.
In the pile of underwear laid the Sage with a tear running down his eye. "Oh, God." He said as a pair of panties fell on his face.
Sometime later all the girls had used magic circles to put their clothes back on. And a group of angels had appeared with the Sage in chains. "I'll escort the Sage to the Church Headquarters. This is goodbye. It was fun pairing up again after so long." Irina said.
"We'll see each other again, right?" Xenovia questioned.
"Yup! Soon I'm sure." Irina replied with a wink. "Well then, Gremory household, take care!" Irina said as she and the angels with the Sage vanished in a magic circle.
"Now then. I can't believe you would just walk out on us like that!" Rias scolded Itachi
"Things just got too stupid for me to handle." Itachi said.
"That's no excuse!" Rias said with a pout.
Itachi looked at her serious pouting face and let out a sigh. "I'm sorry, next time if its stupid or serious I'll be there to help."
"Good!" Rias said with a victories smile and embraced Itachi in a hug.
Akeno walked over to Michael. "Did my little hubby get worried?" Akeno teased wrapping her arms around Michael's neck hugging him from behind.
"Stop calling me that. And didn't get worried." Michael replied while avoiding Akeno's stare.
"Really?" Akeno questioned sounding a little sad making Michal look at her. He looked into her big purple eyes that were shining in the moon light.
"Well…maybe a little." Michael said with a small trace of blush on his face. Akeno smiled and leaned in closer.
Akeno kissed Michael's cheek. "Thank you." Akeno said.
"Yeah, yeah." Michael said making Akeno let out a chuckle.
"Returning all the underwear back to their rightful owners would be a pain. I was wondering who I should assign to this task." Rias said.
"But why not just let Issei-kun keep them?" Akeno suggested.
"Sure sounds fine." Rias replied.
"Seriously? Buchou!" Issei cheered as he threw some of the underwear in the air.
That's the end!
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And also next chapter will be season 3 specials, and in one of them kid Itachi will make a return! Nya style!
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