Mal Wes and Del were bullying Snape like always. Late that night Snape was crying himself to sleep as he admitted his problems to his goldfish, who had quickly become a close companion to Snape.

"Well, you could always run away!" The white goldfish suggested as it swam around in the bag that Snape carried it in.

"What?" Snape shook his head,. "I couldnt do that!"

"Sure you can!" The fish shrugged. "It'll show them just how worthy you are!"

With his mind made up Snape slung the stick with a red dotted bag on the end over his shoulder, he gave the triplets one last look over his shoulder as he turned and slammed the door behind them.

"Where to now?" Snape consulted the scaley being.

"Wherever the road takes us of course!" The fish exclaimed.

Snape began to walk along the dusty road, looking back at the motel with a forlorn feeling in his heart, "This will show you!" He thought and yelled.

He walked for a long time with only Solggy the fish as company.

Suddenly, in the distance he saw a fight. He ran to break it up but saw the men wearing suits.

"Wow, I'd better not get involved with that!" He commented to Solggy and walked past the fight ignoring it. He found a briefcase on the floor and picked it up. "Wow whats this?"

Suddenly the men in suits began to chase him.

"CHEESE IT!" Solggy screamed in terror as the men in suits began to chase him.

Snape had to through his stick and blanket of belongings to the ground in order to run with the briefcase and the fish.

He ran and he ran until he found an alleyway. He ducked behind an alleyway.

Eventually two men in suits stood nearby and began to curse. "DAMN it, if he gets away with the files for the assassination against the president we'll sure be in for it!" one screamed.

Snape gasped quietly. He was kind of hoping the president of the Unintelligable Scrawling Arcade would get assassinated so he was about to gently place the briefcase out in the view of the men.

"Haha hey look." One man saw when he saw the briefcase. "Thats that case solved."

The other man smirked. "I guess you could say it was a... brief case."

Suddenly the other man launched himself at the other suited man and began to bite and punch him viciously.

"I hate you I hate you!" He screamed. "We'll never assassinate the president of beg n'burger if you act like this I hate you!"

Snape gasped and ran out to grab the briefcase and sprinted off into the distance again while the men were distracted. beg n'burger was his favourite resteraunt! He couldn't let them kill the president of it! (it was a diff president fromthe other one)

Snape realized... the men in suits must be from beg n'burgers arch nemesis, Shimpy McJohn! The resteraunts had been rivals for as long as time could remember. In his head snape came up with a plan.

In the morning snape climbed to the top of the tower owned by Shrimpy mcJohn's and suddenly tv crews began to appear. He was on live national television!

"Thank you all for your attention!" Snape screamed. The eyes of the world were on him. "I found this briefcase where it details Shrimpy John's plans to assassinate the president!"

Everyone cheered.

"The president of beg n'burger!"

The crowd gasped and began to scream their anger. Who would dare plot against beg n'burger!

Snape held up the briefcase as proof and was going to throw it at the crowd when he heard a voice behind him

"I wouldn't do that if I were you." The stranger sneeled.

It was Shrimpy JOhn himself!

"Then you don't know me at all!" Snape yelled victoriously as he threw the briefcase to the audience.

"You fool!" Scriched Shrimpy JOhn and began to fight snape.

The fight didn't last long because Shrimpy John pushed snape off of the tower.

"Curses!" Snape cried dramatically as he began to fall.

"Don't lose hope!" Solggy cried out and began to swim super hard up.

Because he was swimming up he used force to help pull snape back up onto the roof of the tower (because Solggy was swimming up so he pulled Snape up with strength because Snape was holding onto the bag)

Snape grabbed Shrimpy Joe and put handcuffs on him.

"I got him!" Snape screamed at the police on the ground who just arrived and they ran up to app the hend Shrimpy joe.

"I couldn't have done it without you." Snape blushed as he said to Solggy, who blushed back.

Once Snape got to the ground he saw Mal Wes and Del cheering and screaming and they group hugged him

"We saw you on TV THAT WAS AMAZING!" They all screamed. "WE'LL NEVER BULLY YOU AGAIN!"

They all got into a car to drive back to the motel and Snape asked. "Can we get mcdonalds?"

"Sure" Said Mal so Wes drove the car into McDonalds and Del was kissing her crowbar.

"Hey can I get a 20 mcnuggest for the local town hero?" Wes said into the drive thru speaker.

When they went to they window where you pay Wes pulled out a wallet.

"Hey is that my wallet?" Snape asked.

"Haha oh Snape," They all laughed. "Classic Severus."

the snape chapter everyone was asking for please review xoxo -wet