Mal Wes and Del were sitting in the back of the car while Snape was diving them to Hogwarts. Del kept poking Snape in the back of the neck and giggling when he tried to swat the fly that he thought was bothering him.
"Damn insects!" He cursed.
"Hey look!" Wes screamed, making everyone in the car jump, "A zoo!"
"Snape lets go to the zoo!" Mal joined in the screaming.
"No."
Del whacked him on the head with her crowbar and Snape passed out. As if by magic the car rolled to a stop in the zoo car park and they all got out.
"Whatzahappen" snape mumbled as he got out of the car, carrying the bag with Solggy in it.
"We're at the zoo!" Everyone cheered.
"Great!" Snape said and they all walked into the zoo.
"I'm sorry." Said the man at the enterance. "You have to pay $£45p per person to enter."
"What!" They all yelled in disappointment.
Mal Wes and Del get into a huddle while Solggy watched ominously from the bag snape carried him in.
"Alright team." Said Wes. "We need a plan to get into the zoo."
"We could knock him out with my crowbar and sneak in!" Del suggested, kissing her crowbar lovingly.
"Del." Said Mal seriously. "How dare you think of doing something so inhumane. That could seriously injure that man."
"Sorry." Del looked sad.
"Hey I have an idea!" Snape said. "We could all get into my cloack and pretend I'm one person!"
The huddle ignored snape and Wes gasped.
"Hey I have an idea!" Wes Said. "We could all get into Snapes cloack and pretend we're one person!"
Everyone cheered for Wes's brilliance and they all piled into Snapes cloack and walked up to the man again.
"That will be £50 for you to enter." The man told them.
They all gasped, they forgot to account for this!
Del jumped out and whacked the man in the skull and he felll to the ground with a thump.
"Cheeze it!" They all screame and ran into the zoo.
They walked around the zoo and looked at all the animals.
"Hey snape that flaming no looks like you!" Mal said as they walked past the pink feathered water birds of elegance.
"Thanks." Snape blushed.
"Hey look at that!" Wes screamed and ran to the tiger cage. It was a rare pastel green tiger, and Wes immediately fell into the enclosure.
"Oh my god!" Snape screamed. "Someone get help!"
"No lets watch." Mal and Del said in unison. "Wes might be onto something here."
They watched as Wes befriended the sad tiger. They became friends. Wes climbed onto the tigers back and rode it around.
The tiger jumped out of the cage and Wes continued to th ride the tiger around the zoo as they looked at other animals. Del went to look at the penguins and Mal walked over to the bird room and opened the door.
Suddenly thousands and millions of bright birds flew past Mal with a rush of fathers and flapping.
"Oh, haha oops?" Mal shrugged when he realized the bird room was now empty as all of the birds escaped into the sky.
"Um. Guys." Said Del
Mal and Wes turned around to see Del stuck in the penguin tank.
"You're stuck. We need to amputate." said Wes and Mal with scary blank expressions.
They began to pummel the glass with their fists until it smashed and Del fell out holding a blue penguin.
"Haha hey now we all have an animal!" Said Wes
"What?" Said Mal suddenly realizing there was a purple monkey holding onto his shoulder. "OMFG GET IT OFF ME!" He wailed.
He shook and shook but the monkey wouldn't let go.
"I'm a chip and z." IT said. "I can read minds!"
"Woah!" Said Del.
"You're all disgusting." Said the chip and z as it read their minds. "Come on gang, lets go!"
The tiger and penguin and chip and z ran off into the sunset and they decided to go back to the car.
They drove to the nearest motel to stop for the night and Mal Wes and Del went to bed in their triple bunk bed.
Snape stayed awake to look at the map to plan the path to take tomorrow to get to hogwarts on time for the 1st of December.
"Hey snape," Said Solggy. "You're beautiful."
Snape caressed his greasy hair and blushed, "Aw shucks."
"You should kiss me." The scaley being coerced.
Snape took Solgy out of the bag and kissed him passionately.
Suddenly there were magical sparks and Solggy transformed into a beautiful little boy with white hair and eyes.
"Wow you look not very adult." snape said awkwardly.
"It's okay im 20, I'm just short." Said the beautiful man. "I'm three years younger that my older siblings."
Solggy sat in Snapes lap and they made out with pizazz.
"But don't tell Mal Wes or Del about me okay?" Solggy turned back into a golf fish with a wink.
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