"Arlight!" Cheered Wes, "It's time to get this par-tay started!"
Suddenly a shadow loomed over Mal, Wes and Del and they sprinted out of the way as the christmas tree crashed to the floor.
"Tango what the fuck are you doing?" Mal asked when he saw who pushed the tree over.
General Tango lit a match and threw it into the tree and it caught fire.
"What?" General Tango shrugged, "I'm it's a tradition to light the log on fire."
"Yes." Said Mal annoyed as he rubbed his temples while Wes and Del frantically searched for a fire extinguisher, "But our tree is plastic so the fumes are toxic, also we are inside so there is no good ventilation."
"Woah." Said Frank as he inhaled all of the toxic fumes, "I feel super sick."
"Go lay down on the sofa babe," Mal instructed over his shoulder as Tango began to dance around he melting tree.
"Well, we have to embrace the other cultures!" Del said cheerfully, "Van do you have any traditions to celebrate christmas?"
Van blubbled and shook his head, which meant "Yes, we celebrate by smashing all of the electronics."
So to honour Van's tradition, everone threw all of the electronics into the middle of the room. In the pile was everyones phones gaming consoles, the hotel tv and the hotel phone. Del handed her beloved crowbar over to Van who wrapped a tentacle around the metal bar and began to enthusiastically smash all of the devices.
They heard a scream from Frank as Tango began to removed his pants in front of him.
"What it's the tradition to perform fertility rites under the mistletoe." Tango told Frank as he tried to perform the fertility rite.
"Stranger danger! Stranger danger!" Frank screamed and punched General Tango in the head.
Wes rolled their eyes and grabbed a drink from the snacks table. They turned to Mal and Del and whispered, "Guys this party blows."
The other two laughed and agreed. Rropeffsor Snape returned with Soggy, who's arm had been fixed with magic. Soggy laid out some candles on the window and lit a few of them.
There was a loud crash and they turned around to see that the fire on the plastic tree had spread nto the broken appliances. Even the microwave.
The triplets and Snape observed the chaos. When Frank pulled out a goat and prepared to sacrifice it, they all escaped to the car and drove away.
They felt kind of bad since they ditched their own party but at the same time they also didn't care.
Mal was checking the map while Snape drove and gasped.
"We're almost at hogwarts!" he exclaimed.
Everyone cheered.
happy holigays -wet