"We are so close!" yelled Mal as he flung his hands into the air.
"I can't wait to drink all the Hogsmeade!" said Del.
"Del" Wes said, slapping their face with their hand. "You don't drink the Hogsmeade, you ludricous fool!"
"Yeah you do, it's a meade!" Del laughed. Her siblings joined in and so did Snape.
"Shut up snape" said Mal, Wes and Del. Solggy rolled his eyes and fell back to sleep in the front seat. Eventually they all fell asleep.
They all woke up and they were in another motel room.
"Why have we stopped!" yelled Del as she repeatedly hit Snape with her crowbar. "I. Want. My. Meade!"
"We need to stop cuz it is getting dark and you shouldn't drive in the dark cuz it isn't safe." Said Snape, his arm going numb.
"Oh," said Del "fair enough"
"But I'm not tired anymore" complained Wes and Mal. "What are we going to do all night?"
"Hmm" said Snape looking around the room. He opened a cupboard underneath the TV. "A HA!" he said triumphantly. He pulled out a large rectangular box with the words "Dungeons and Dragons" written on the front.
"Let's play this board game!"
"Fiiiiine!" complained Solggy who was trying to eat the plants but realised they were fake. The five of them all sat around a table and lighted a candle.
"Okay" started Del, "Who's spirit are we summoning because I vote we summon Einstein. I have a lot of questions"
"Del, that's not how this game works." Said Wes, who was a master of Dungeons and Dragons. "You have to choose a character and then you all go on a quest together."
"Oh, okay" Del said "I'll be the dwarf wizard!"
"Good choice!" said Mal, "I'll be the elf ranger!"
"Sweet!" said Wes, "and I'll be the human rogue, cuz they're hot"
Snape looked at the characters on the sheet. "But that only leaves a half-orc warrior"
"Well, looks like that's your character, Snape"
"Fine, I'll be the half-orc warrior" he said, sighing in sadness.
Suddenly a bright white light appeared from the board and got bigger and bigger.
"Snape! I can't believe you knocked over the candle!"
"Sorry!" he said.
The light got brighter and brighter until all they could see was white.
The four of them woke up in a field of grass.
"Where are we?" asked Mal, he noticed he was holding a bow.
"I don't know" said Del, her crowbar still clenched in her hand.
"But it's so pretty!" Wes said, running their gloved hand through the grass.
They all stood up and looked at each other and gasped.
"Mal!" cried Del "You're an elf!"
Mal reached up to touch his ears, "Oh yeah! That;s cool! But I can't see you Del, where are you?"
"Look down you moron" Mal looked down, "Oh! You're a dwarf!"
"I can't see Wes though,"
"Wes!" called Del and Mal.
"BOO!" Wes suddenly appeared in front of them,
"AAH!" Mal and Del jumped back. "That was scary haha"
"Hey, where are Snape and Solggy" asked Wes. The three of them looked around the field.
"Look over there!" Mal pointed towards a small town in the distance. "Maybe they went over there"
"Let's go!" Mal and Wes walked ahead quickly.
"Slow down! I have short legs!"
"Aww, Del" Wes said, "I'll carry you on my shoulders." Wes bent down and Del jumped onto their back.
"Onwards, my trusty steed!" said Del as she pointed towards the town
"Neigh!" said Wes and the three of them headed towards the town.
As they entered the town they saw a woman carrying a basket of flowers.
"Excuse me, maam" Mal called to her. "Can you help us? We are looking for a friend"
"This dragon attack is really bad for business" the woman said.
"I don't care! Where is Snape?" Del screamed at her and tried to hit her with the crowbar, but instead sparks shot out of it. "Nice!" Del repeatedly hit the woman with the sparks but it didn't seem to affect her.
"Del I don't think that's going to work." Mal turned back to the woman "Excuse me, I'm sorry about my sister."
"This dragon attack is really bad for business" the woman said again.
The three siblings looked at each other. "What is her problem?" they asked each other.
"I have an idea" Wes said, "What if I pickpocket her? I am a rogue after all"
"Good idea, Wes!" Wes crouched down and put their hand in the woman's pocket, while Mal distracted her. Wes pulled out a flower.
"Aw, pretty!" they said and threw it on the ground. They dug around some more.
"AHA!" Wes said "Look!" The other two gathered around and saw what Wes was holding up. It was a note that said "Wanted: Dragon, we will pay a lot of money if you kill it!"
"Nice!" Del said, "Let's go kill a dragon!"
"Yeah! Let's go!"
The three of them headed towards a cave, Del zapped people with her magic crowbar along the way and Wes jumped out at everyone. Mal was determined to find this cave and get a lot of money.
"Ow!" Del said suddenly.
"Oh sorry Del, I didn't see you there" Mal stepped off of Del. This had been the tenth time that this had happened. Del hopped back on Wes' shoulders as bruises on Del's legs started to appear.
"Oops" said Mal.
Suddenly the three of them fell down a hole! It was a trap!
"AAAAAH!" They screamed as they fell.
Crash! They had landed on a pile of leafes.
"Oh thank goodness these leaves were here!" Said Wes. "We would have died fo sho!"
"Where are we?" Asked Mal, readying his bow. A low growl came down a corridor. Luckily someone had been there before and left torches on the walls so they could see.
"We're in the dragon's lair" said came a voice from the shadows. The trio readied their weapons and looked over towards the voice. Snape came out of the darkness and into the light to reveal his face. He was a half orc!
"AAH" screamed the siblings
"Snape, what happened?" Wes asked.
"You're so ugly!" Del sniffed the air "And you smell gross too ewwww"
"I woke up before you three and I ran off into the town when I realised I was really ugly. But the townsfolk were afraid of me there as well so I ran into the wild and fell into this hole. I've been sitting here crying ever since"
"Great" Mal said, ignoring Snape. "Let's go find the dragon!" The four of them ran down the corridor cautiously. Suddenly they entered a large room where they saw a white dragon lying down sleeping and snoring.
"Urgh, he snores like Solggy does" Mal complained and rolled his eyes.
"Wait" Del said, waiting a few seconds. "Maybe he has a stuffed nose so if we unblock it he will stop terrorising the townsfolk!"
"But the note said to kill him Del" said Wes. "We want lots of money!"
"Yah good point" Del said, zapping the dragon with all her might. The dragon quickly woke up and roared loudly.
"Ew the dragon is dripping!" Snape said as he got closer to him "He is really soggy!"
"Kill it!" Mal said, shooting arrows from his bow.
"Yeah!" Wes said, wetting their daggers with poison and stabbing them into the wet, white scales.
"This isn't doing anything!" Mal said, ducking behind a rock to avoid the flames from the dragon. He looked around the room to find something. "AHA!" He said as he spotted a pile of rocks precariously balanced on a small ledge. "If I could get the dragon to go over there, weaken him and then make the rocks fall on him, surely he will die!"
"Good idea, Mal!" said Snape.
"Shut up, Nape." Said Mal as he rushed over to Wes and Del to tell them his plan.
"I'll lead him over to the rocks!" said Wes.
"And I'll weaken him!" said Del
"Good!" said Mal.
Wes ran over to the dragon. "Over here you oversized lizard!" They screamed at the dragon. It turned around and charged towards Wes. Wes ran super fast away from the dragon and into the trap, where Del stood prepared. Del shot out a barrage of water from her crowbar into the dragon's mouth. "No more fire for you!" She screamed. "Mal! Now!"
Mal Shot an arrow at the ledge and the rocks came barrelling down and onto the dragon. "Yes!" Mal shouted in success. The dragon laid there underneath the pile of rocks. Del carried on shooting water at the dragon until it drowned. "Yay!" Del shouted in success. The four of them high fived and returned to the village.
The villagers clapped as they entered . "Go MWD!" they shouted.
"MWD?" asked Mal.
"Oh! For Mal, Wes and Del!" said Wes.
"Oh! Cool!" said Del.
"Hello I am the Mayor of this town" said a man.
"Hello" the four of them said in unison.
"Here is your reward." The man handed them 10 one pound coins. "It is a lot of money"
"What?" said Del angrily "This is only £10!" But before she could zap the mayor a bright light appeared and their adventure had ended.
The four of them suddenly sat up. "Wow" said Mal, "That was fun!"
"And look!" said Wes looking out the window. "It's light outside! We can carry on our journey!"
"Hey! Solggy!" shouted Del, hitting him with her crowbar. "Wake up we need to go!"
Solggy sat up with a start. "What a weird dream. I had a dream I was a dragon and I was drowning."
"Don't care. Let's go!" The trio said.
Solggy rolled his eyes and joined the others in the car.
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