"Hey." Said Snape as he walked over to the triplets who were playing basketball in the car park of the motel they were currently residing at.

The triplets ignored him and continued to play until Mal scored a point and Del became furious and popped the football with her crowbar.

"Serves you right." She said as she twirled her crowbar around.

"It does." Wes agreed as they read a NORF book on science.

"Ugh whatever." Mal rolled his eyes and examined his painted black nails, "I'm going to go and listen to screamo in the car."

Snape watched as Mal sulked over to the car and slammed the door and he turned on the radio and began to cry and dance to the rock music in the car.

"Wow, you guys don't seem to be getting along today," Professor Cake remarked interestedly, "What seems to have you in a tizzy?"

Del pointed her crowbar at Wes and Mal accusingly and made frustrated noises while Wes rolled their eyes in response to the horrific accusation. Mal continued to weep and thrash in the car, causing it to rock in its place nearby.

"Whatever," Professor Snape shrugged. "So I've been thinking. I know you guys never went to school because you were orphans, so I decided to enroll you in a school for a few months before we get to Hogwarts! You know, because you'll need basic educational skills to get by."

Wes groaned and Mal cried harder whilst Del began to pound on the deflated ball.

"School starts this morning so you had better get there now before lessons starts!"

"Urgh!" The triplets all screamed while Mal started the car and the other two ran into the motel room to grab all their school things (and Mals)

They got into the car and drove to the local school. They pulled into the the car park and checked out the packs and herds of students, gawking at the three new kids.

"What do you think they're looking at?" Wes asked nervously.

"Probably how fucking cool we are." Said Del.

Mal grunted as he parked the car and got out.

A group of people dressed in all black walked over to the car and glared at them.

"Hey." One of them greeted furiously.

"Hey." Mal said back while Del and Wes glared at the goths and judging them for their miserable demeanour.

"You should join us." They said simultaneously to Mal, "We're having a human sacrifice on Friday."

"I'll think about it," Mal said excitedly but not too excitedly or the goths wouldn't like him.

They walked to their first class when halfway there a bunch of jocks surrounded them like a pack of drooling hungry wolves. Del rested her crowbar on her shoulder threateningly in case she needed to protect Wes and Mal.

"Hey, cool crowbar." One of them growled and held up his own crowbar to show it off. "We're part of the crowbar basketball team. You should consider joining us."

"I'll think about it." Del said cooly but interestedly.

"We have a game after school, you can come watch if you like." Said an overly muscled teenager with blond hair blue eyes and a devillish smirk.

With that the jocks left the triplets and on their way to the science class a boy with red hair, acne, glasses and asthma ran up to them and grabbed Wes.

Immediately Wes punched him in the head and shouted "STRANGER DANGER!" and began to kick the unfortunate school misfit. Mal joined in and Del was about to raise her crowbar to deal the finishing blow when the boy reached out pitifully and cried for mercy.

"WAIT! I just wanted to ask if you wanted to join the science club!" He begged.

They ceased their attack and Wes stared thoughtfully.

"I'll think about it." They said and then the three of them went to class.

Inside class they sat down and began to whisper amongst themselves, "Haha Wes you can't seriously be considering joining the nerd club." Del said and Mal laughed.

"So what if I am," Wes said defensively and then said, "What, are you actually thinking about joining "crowbar basketball"?"

Mal laughed again and Del and Wes glared at him and said simultaneously, "Stop laughing you're the one that's going to a human sacrifice on Friday Night."

The triplets suddenly looked at each other as if seeing the others in a new light. It didn't bode well as an omen for the days to come.

In the distance... the form of Professor Shape slowly morphed back into the image of Soggy.

"Too easy," He shruggedmusively, "All I had to do was set them against each other. High school brings out the worst in all of us." He cackled and disappeared in a puff of smoke.

HI GUYS! THANKS FOR READING PLEASE REVIEW! -WES