"OW" Wes screamed when Del bashed them with her crowbar.

She was wearing a teal tracksuit from her morning run with the crowbar basketball team

"wake UP!" She shrieked and then battered Mals sleeping form to be fair.

Wes and Mal got out of bed and Mal put on a pair of knee high black and white striped socks, shoes that had laces on and purple flower patterns he also put on some dark purple hot pants that had fashionable rips in it. He also wore a tank top that cut off to show his midriff and had "2 Cool 3 Skool" written on it. On top of that he put on a purple leather jacked and quickly painted his nails aubergine and put on eyeliner and fluffed up his hair.

"How do I look?"

"Like shit." Del nodded honestly and Mal smirked.

"Then its perfect."

He put on his headphones and began to scream about how nobody understood him. Wes got out of bed and put on shoes.

"Okay I'm ready." Said Wes and the three of them left the motel room.

Snape looked at them as they were leaving and nodded accordingly. "You look like you don't care about this family. You're representatives of hogwarts and you need to start showing some pride!"

The triplets looked at each other for a moment before Wes replied confusedly, "But it's supposed to be secret?"

Snape shook his head disapprovingly. "Thats beside the point! I'll be taking points from whatever house you get sorted into as soon as we arrive!"

The triplets growled and walked TO SCHOOL.

When they arrived Mal walked over to the goths to hang out while Del did some breakdance with the crowbar basketball team. Wes found the Nerds and they began to discuss science theory.

"So guys what are we going to do for the talent show?" Each of the triplets asked in unison to their respective cliques (unbenkownst to each other)

The goths looked at Mal and began to laughcry (the only way they can laugh) and the leader who had pale skin and bright red hair said.

"Uhm, that's for losers. We don't do that kind of thing."

"But what if we did?" Mal suggested, fiddling with the ripped scraps of fabric on his shorts.

"Hmm okay." The redhead said as he stroked his chin consideringly.

A few steps away the Nerds looked at Wes in confusion.

"Uhm, that's not really our thing. That's for popular people." The Nerds all laughed a nasally laugh and Wes seemed upset.

"If we did we could put the popular kids in their place once and for all!" Wes cheered.

All of the other Nerds also cheered and the orange haired leader of them stepped forwards and patted Wes on the head.

"You've moved us with your inspirational speech Wes. We're in."

Meanwhile Del did some sick flips while waiting for a response. Everyone looked at the yellow haired team captain who shrugged and said casually, "sure we do it every year."

The triplets all grinned. It was time to show the others what they were made of.

They all had scinece class together and Wes kept mixing chemicals. The teacher shouted at them for being so advanced and told Wes to be considerate of others feelings.

Wes scoffed and pointed at all the teenagers wearing short skirts and makeup. "They don't have feelings, they just feel what popular "muscicians" tell them to!" Wes said while expecting their nails casually.

Everyone clapped and pointed at the popular kids and yelled "OOOOoooh BURN!"

When they went for lunch the triplets began to plan with each of their fashion groups what to do for the talent show.

"We could summon a devil?" Mal suggested and all the goths whooped.

"We could build a nuke!" Wes suggested and all the Nerds whooped.

"We could do some sports but like on stage." Del suggested and the athletes whooped.

When each group heard the cheering from other groups they all glared at each other and Del pointed at the goths and Nerds.

"Oi stop listening to our plans you cheater-thiefs!" Del screamed and launched a hot dog at the goths.

It splattered onto the leaders shirt and he began to scream and cry because it was like $50 from hot topic and he grabbed ice cream and threw it at Del. But he had terrible aim and it hit the Nerds and they all screamed and protected their blueprints and science stuff with thier bodies while planning how to launch a counterattack on the other students.

"FOOD FIGHT!" Someone screamed and then the sky was like a sea of food flying in all directions.

Mal Wes and Del got completely coated in sauces and desserts and main courses. In the centre of the room. Wes and Mal were fighting each other and Del was punching both of them repeatedly with each hand. They took turns to swap around so everyone was punching the other triplet and they all became bruised and covered in food.

Sol watched in horror as his older triplet siblings fought each other horribly. Deep inside there was a part of him that didn't want them to fight (even though most of him did) but that part won the internal battle this time. He ran into the centre of the three of them just as Del raised her crowbar.

"WAIT!" He screamed.

The triplets paused for a moment and then began to beat Sol up as well.

Because he was getting the beating he deserved, the selfish part of Sol finally one and there was only hatred left in him as he passed out.

Suddenly the headteacher screamed at the triplets and grabbed all of them by the hair and dragged them to the principals office.

once they were in He sat down behind his desk and said quietly to them.

"Do you know why I'm called the principal?"

They all shook their heads.

"Because I'm your pal." He smiled softly. "I'm here to be your "pal". WHy are you three fighting? I've heard that you had always had a good relationship together."

The triplets looked away from each other awkwardly and thought about why they were fighitng the other.

"You're triplets. You're basically the same soul in lots of bodies so you should think more carefully about how you treat each other."

The triplets looked at each other for a second and then looked away again defiantly and the princiPal sighed. "You should go home and think about the destruction you've caused here today. If theres another incident I will have no choice but to expell you forever. I've called your guardian to take you home."

At that moment, despite the fighting, all three triplets felt a shudder of dread as the presence of Snape entered into the room.

woooaoh! dram! I hope you can forgive me ;p

please review! -Wet