Mal Wes and Del all glared at each other as they got ready for the day in the morning.
"Well I'll be seeing you squorts later!" Mal put his middle fingers up at him and Del threw her crowbar at him and broke both of his middle fingers.
Wes laughed and Mal kicked them in the head so Wes started screaming in retaliation.
"Where do you think you're going?" Snape said to Mal as he was leaving "You're on lockdown mister. You can't go out."
Mal shifted weiredly in a way that made him look like he was lying. "Sorry I have a study group today."
Snape nodded and said "Okay then off you go."
Mal left and Del and Wes were left alone in the motel bedroom. Wes was laying on their stomach with their feet up in the air, swinging their legs casually whilst doing a colouring book while Del was texting Vagin the Alien.
"Do you think we should make up?" Del asked.
"No." Wes grammared. "I hate you!"
Del rolled her eyes and continued texting. "I wasn't talking to you."
"Oh." Wes said and turned a page in the colouring book. "Sorry."
"Don't mention it." Del shrugged and then the two made eye contact and smiled at each other. All was well between Wes and Del now.
Wes ran out of crayons and suggested that they go shopping to get some more. Del heartily agreed and they climbed out of the motel window and snuck to the car so snape wouldn't see them leaving. Little did they know snape was busy watching Drake and Josh with his Drake Bell plushie and sleeping on the sofa and wouldn't have noticed them leaving anyway.
When they got to the supermarket Wes got every single crayon that th entire shop had. Del was looking and comparing various crowbar polish brands when suddenly they all got a text.
Wes and Del looked at their phones to see it was Mal texting them frantically.
hey guyz plz com get me i think they r going to sacrifice me thnx
"oH SHIT!" Wes and Del screamed in unison.
They dropped everything they were carrying and the stupid security guard shouted after them because she thought they were stealing stuff even though they weren't. Wes threw a bomb behind them to slow down the security guard but she leapt over it and it exploded inside of the shop as she continued to chase them down.
Del was much more athletic and was getting away quicker but the security guard was gaining on Wes. Del panicked when she saw this and quickly threw the crowbar behind her, narrowly missing Wes's head and intead donking the security guard in the forehead and she passed out and flopped to the ground and the crowbar came whizzing back to Del like a blue boomerang.
"Del you saved my life!" Wes gasped and Del posed heroically.
"Sure did Wes I know youd do the same for me just like we're both going to go save Mal! Now lets go!" Del shouted and the two sprinted to the local Woods.
There they saw some skulls and candles on the ground. Wes knelt down on one knee and touched a finger to the earth.
"They've been here." Wes said, narrowing their eyes and staring off into the woods.
"SAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" They heard Mal scream from deep in the woods.
They ran to where the screams came from and when they got to the clearing in the woods they saw a crowd of goths hundreds and tens and thousands of them all over the place and in the middle there was a high up table and at the very top Mal was strapped down to a table.
Del bashed her way through the crowd, gripping her crowbar in two hands and swinging it this way and that. The goths parted and Wes followed closely behind Del.
They reached the staircase that lead up to the high table that was on a pedastal and they began to sprint up the stairs to get to Mal. They got to the top and saw that Mals shirt had been cut off to expose his abdomen and gothing writing had been put on his chest. Del sawed off the leather straps with her crowbar and Wes gave Mal some water to sip. Mal hopped off of the table and glared at all of the goths.
"I thought you accepted me. But you were just using me for my body." Mal shook his head disappointedly and all of the goths looks ashamed and awkward.
Suddenly Severus appeared in the woods with the car.
"GET IN!" He screamed at them and threw open the passenger door.
The triplets ran to the car and all clambered in when suddenly the security guard from the shop earlier came crashing through the woods.
"I've got you now!" She shrieked and them and the triplets looked at each other having the same idea at the same time.
"Hey you can sacrifice her." Mal instructed them before closing the door so Snape could drive away, leaving the security guard with the goths.
They pulled out onto a quite road and the sun was setting.
"I'm sorry guys." Mal said. "I've been a real jerk lately."
Wes nodded and said. "Me too. We've been so blinded by things that aren't really important."
Del shrugged and put her seatbelt on. Saftey first. "Schools stupid."
Snape looked in the mirror at them as he drove and smiled a little bit. He knew that school would make them learn a few new things about themselves.
"So I guess it's time we leave this place behind right?" Snape suggested and the triplets looked at each other.
"Actually," Wes said.
"We have a little something-" Del continued.
"That we'd like to take care of first." Mal finished.
They arrived at the school on the night of the talent show, with all of their costumes on. Mal wore purple, Wes wore greeen and Del wore blue. All was right in the world. They walked into the school like nothing could stop them. All around them the jocks, the goths and the Nerds were all staring at Mal Wes and Del as they took the school by storm. They wore cool, colour coded jackets that flew out behind them as they walked that made them look like they had somewhere important to be.
They stormed into the main hall where the talent show was going on and ran up through the centre and onto the stage. Wes grabbed the microphone that the presenter had been using and spoke into it.
"Heeyy! We're here to show you what we're made of!"
Mal leaned in to it and said, "Yeah and to show you all how stupid fashion groups are!"
Del began to smash up the display in the background and didn't need the microphone because she had a loud voice and said. "And to break stuff!"
"Hey I worked forever on that science display!" a Nerd began to cry as Del shouted "I dont care I dont care" over and over.
"Que the music DJ!" Mal winked at the DJ who spluffered at Mals smexiness and pressed play on the music.
The music started up and the triplets began to strut around the stage and swayed side to side. When they song finished everyone stood up and cheered and then the principal came out on stage with the trophy and said "I don't think we need to see anybody else today! You win!"
Mal wes and Del all took the trophy and bowed. Then they left and didn't look behind them. The students knew they likely would never see Mal Wes or Del again unless it was in a movie or when they released their CD.
"I'm going to miss them." Said the principal with a running tear down his cheek.
Mal Wes and Del never looked back as the doors closed onthehighschool behind them.
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