I had intended to write this into a humor fic, but then it turned out into this almost-to-sex kind of fic. At first, I was planning for Allen and Kanda t bust Lavi while he's singing in the shower, but then I thought 'Would the fic be the same as what the theme says?', I brainstormed and finally it turned out into this. (If I was writing busting Lavi, the theme would be Busting...Hm, I'll file that in mind)
Brain, could you stop altering my thoughts?
Thank you ShadowWolf62400, Blaxis, Demonic Twins, Sadistic Yaoi Queen, WarmxTea, and Cutiepie120048 for voting.
Disclaimer: I don't own D. Gray-Man
Theme: Singing In The Shower
Warning: thoughts of sex ('cause of Kanda)
Allen sighed in relief, he had gone to California to investigate some kind of case that was concerning an Innocence, which actually was. The problem was, it was raining when he arrived and now he was dripping wet. Fortunately for him, Link said he would go and give Komui the report while Allen could go and give the Innocence to Hevlaska.
"Welcome back, Allen...and also Timcanpy…" the guardian of the cubes said "I will put this Innocence away...until it's accommodator came…"
"It's nice to see you again, Hevlaska." he said as Timcanpy waved his tail at the much, much older exorcist.
After chatting with her for a few minutes about the Innocence, he bid her goodbye and went to his room. He desperately needed a showed right now, the clothes were starting to get uncomfortable.
Timcanpy showed him the way to his own room and he fetched some clean clothes and a towel before heading to the shower. After the previous European Branch had been nearly destroyed, they had moved to a new location, and said location had some showers instead of the bath houses. Allen really appreciated the privacy of the showers, sometimes the bath house was too exposing, he couldn't bathe in peace when a certain red-head was taking a bath.
Link was still reporting and probably will know he will be in the bathe, so he went to the shower with a good mood. He left the door unlocked in case the other male wanted to shower too and then he stripped out of those wet clothes and turned on the hose, moaning in satisfaction as the lukewarm water hit his cold skin.
Soon, steam started to appear in the room and Allen strained his ears to hear if there are people walking near the shower room. It was late at night now and most of the people in the Order was asleep, but better safe than sorry, he didn't want anyone to know this habit of his. Well, except Timcanpy and Link, who already knew about this but didn't say anything, and possibly Cross, who he hoped that wouldn't rub it in his face.
Nodding to himself when he didn't hear anything, he started to sing.
Yes, Allen sings in the shower when he has the chance.
Well, I had me a boy, turned him into a man
I showed him all the things that he didn't understand
Whoa, and then I let him go
Now, there's one in California who's been cursing my name
'Cause I found me a better lover in the UK
Hey, hey, until I made my getaway
One, two, three, they gonna run back to me
'Cause I'm the best baby that they never gotta keep
One, two, three, they gonna run back to me
They always wanna come, but they never wanna leave
Ex's and the oh, oh, oh's they haunt me
Like gho-o-osts they want me to make 'em all, all, all
They won't let go
Ex's and oh's
While he was singing, he didn't notice someone was stepping into the shower.
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Kanda was having a bad day, and that was expressed through everything he do.
He and his small lover, that idiot moyashi, they haven't been together for two months, two fucking months. He was pissed and horny as hell right now, ever since that fucking blonde followed the moyashi like a puppy following his master, their time together had been about small pecks and hugs, and making out with each other only occurred in showers, which was close to 0 because that suicidal usagi was there.
Kanda swore that rabbit was asking to be skewed.
When the moon was up and it was already passed midnight, the long-haired exorcist couldn't sleep because he was having a fucking boner.
What the fuck?
How the hell did things turned out like this?
Fed up with himself, he decided to go and take a cold shower while grumbling in his mind whenever to kidnap the moyashi and fuck million ways to heaven or wait a little longer and then fuck him. Both options sounded good, but shower first.
And imagine his surprise when he heard singing inside the shower, in the middle of the night.
He was going to give that person a piece of his own mind when he listened to it again.
One, two, three, they gonna run back to me
'Cause I'm the best baby that they never gotta keep
One, two, three, they gonna run back to me
They always wanna come, but they never wanna leave
Ex's and the oh, oh, oh's they haunt me
Like gho-o-osts they want me to make 'em all, all, all
They won't let go
Ex's and oh's
The moyashi's...singing?
A devious smirk slowly appeared on the samurai's face. Good, this would make things easier for him.
He turned the knob silently, frowning when it wasn't unlocked, and stepped inside. And there his lover was, in all his naked and beautiful glory.
His whole body was dripping wet and his pale skin had turned into a light pink due to the hot water. Droplets of water slowly trailing down that body made Kanda's throat turned dry, his eyes watching them dripping from those white locks down to that tempting patches of skin that he wanted to mark them to the point where it would take months for them to fade.
He quietly approached the unexpected man, ignoring the water that quickly wetted his clothes, and circled his arms around that petite waist.
"Holy sh-Bloody hell, BaKanda!" the white-haired male turned his head so fast the samurai thought he got a whiplash.
"So who's going to run back to you, moyashi?" he purred, licking that earlobe slowly.
"It's just a song, BaKanda, why are you so fixated on the song?" the moyashi regained his composure, ignoring him in order to clean his body "Could you step back for a few minutes, I'm trying to have a peaceful shower right now."
That idiot moyashi.
Fine, if that moyashi was going to ignore him, then so will he.
He released the moyashi and went to the other shower, turning it to cold water and hissed as it hit his eretion.
Don't think about the moyashi.
The moyashi on his knees, sucking on his cock.
Don't think about that suicidal moyashi.
Him fingering that tight heat around, relishing those seductive moans that spilled out of those red lips that had been bitten too much.
Don't think about that idiot moyashi.
Screams of pleasure echoed around the room as he pounded his lover's prostate, strong legs wrapped around his waist, trying to pull him closer.
Don't think about...Damn it!
Kanda was brought out of his thoughts when a warm hand touched his dick, he glanced down and there his lover was, on his knees and grinning deviously at him.
"If you're jealous about my ex's, why don't you keep me away from them?" he said.
Kanda grinned.
-0-
Link sighed as he finished his report, now all he has to do is find Walker. This is as easy as it was said, knowing him, he would take a bath before retiring for bed.
But once he got to the shower, he immediately regretted it.
Link stood outside with a rare color of red blooming on his face as he tried to block out the sounds. But sadly, he was standing right in front of the source of it.
Timcanpy fluttered near him, grinning widely and showing his teeth. It look so smug like it know something that he doesn't know.
"This is a secret between us, if you don't tell anyone, even Walker, about this, I'll treat you a whole month of sweets." the inspector bribed.
The golden golem seemed to think over it before nodding.
Link inwardly sighed in relief and returned to him and Walker's room, deciding not to write this in his report to Lvellie.
Some things were better left unsaid.
Link wasn't suppose to be in this fic except reporting to Komui, but I thought 'I want some laugh', and voila, Link had understand the quote 'You learn something new everyday', he understand why bribing existed in this world and those two's relationship.
Okay, I'm done, this time I have three themes on my mind:
1/I Love You Like How I Love My...
2/ A to Z
3/ Throwing Apples