PROMPT: Please do one where Aubrey is on date with an obnoxious girl who only cares about her looks not what she actually thinks and Beca is on a date with a girl who is the same way... Basically they are arm candy to their dates... Beca and Aubrey meet in the washroom. Vent about their dates and I don't know end up together
"So I was talking to Janine about the latest Kardashian episode and she had the nerve to say that the best spin off was 'Kourtney and Kim take Miami' even though everyone with half a brain knows that 'Kourtney and Kim take New York' is the best thing to ever happen to E! network, like what even is that bitch. You know her hair extensions are fake as fuck and her eyelashes..."
Aubrey rolls her eyes playing with her dinner, not that it was much. Why did she have to pay for something that barely took up a quarter of her plate. Clarissa had ordered for her with the promise of it being the very best. Aubrey poked a green lump on her plate with her fork, it had a questionable consistency.
She hears the text tone of her phone from her bag and subtly reaches for her phone to read the message.
Chloe (19:43) : Hey, how's it going? ;)
Aubrey looked up to see check that Clarissa hadn't noticed she was on her phone but she needn't have worried. The girl was still going on about 'the injustice Kim Kardashian has faced in the media".
Aubrey (19:45) : How could you do this to me again?
Chloe (19:45) : You don't like her?
Aubrey (19:46) : She's been talking about the Kardashians for ten minutes and she's vegan! She ordered me green blobs!
Chloe (19:47) : Sorry :(
Aubrey (19:48) : Don't be sorry just come get me out of here, you're never setting me up again!
Chloe (19:48) : I can't sorry, I have a late shift at the hospital :(
Aubrey (19:49) : You can't just leave me here. You arranged this, it's your fault!
Chloe (19:49) : Sorry Aubrey you're breaking up, no reception. Got to go, bye.
Aubrey (19:49) : This is a text conversation, Chloe.
Aubrey sighed after receiving no reply, she glanced up and notice that somehow Clarissa was still talking.
Deciding that she might as well make the most of this date she interrupted the rambling red head.
"So Clarissa, what do you do for work?" Aubrey asked trying to find common ground with the woman.
"Oh, I'm a psychic" she states with a serious look on her face which in turn causes Aubrey's face to fall. "Oh really" she feigns interest.
"Yes, it's a real privilege to be gifted with the sixth sense. I am glad to be one of the chosen ones." She continues oblivious to Aubrey's disbelieving stare. "You know I can see in your aura that we'll be just right together. Let me try something" she grabs Aubrey's hand turning it over and peering at her palm. "Yep. Seven children just like me" she says excitedly to Aubrey's horror.
Thankfully the waiter arrived serving them dessert, Aubrey sighed at the minute dab of chocolate on her plate. $20 dollars for a fucking chocolate button.
Aubrey glanced around the room whilst Clarissa excitedly explained what Aubrey's star sign would mean for their wedding.
Sitting in the very centre of the room were what looked like another couple on a date. One of the girls was facing away from her but Aubrey could tell what kind of person she was based on the bleached blonde hair and bright orange skin peaking out from the very revealing back of her skin tight dress.
Across from hair and facing Aubrey was a beautiful brunette. She was wearing a blue and black plaid shirt and black skinny jeans that stood out in the sea of stuck up outfits in this restaurant. She had a bored look on her face and was slouched low in her seat as she occasionally nodded to whatever the blonde was saying.
Suddenly her eyes snapped towards Aubrey, lighting up mischievously when she saw the blonde was looking. Aubrey watched as she glanced in her dates direction before turning back in her direction. She then proceeded to pull the silliest face she could scrunching her face up in a grimace. Aubrey bit the inside of her cheek to stop the laughter that wanted to build. Checking that Clarissa was still busy with her food she turned to the brunette and poked her tongue out playfully.
The brunette let out a dazzling smile before rolling her eyes and looking pointedly at her date. Aubrey returned the action with Clarissa. The girl then picked up a micro carrot and held it up looking at it and then Aubrey questioningly. Aubrey shrugged showing the girl her chocolate button-she was still bitter.
The girl then glanced at her date who was gesticulating wildly with her hands before looking to Aubrey and subtly moving her head in the direction of the bathrooms. Aubrey nodded minutely watching as the girl excused her self and made her way across the restaurant.
"I hope you don't mind, I need to visit the bathroom" Aubrey interrupted Clarissa's ramble on how the moon would be perfectly aligned next year for a June wedding. "Of course, when the goddess of nature calls, you answer" Aubrey nodded unsure of whether that was a joke before making her way to the bathroom.
There she found the girl casually leaning against a sink. She stood up straight when Aubrey entered grinning.
"Blind date?" she questioned, receiving a nod from Aubrey "Same" she said with a sigh.
"It's not going too well I take it?" Aubrey asked after hearing the sigh. "She told me that our babies would be good looking, I don't think she realises it's biologically impossible" the girl said with a shudder. "Mine told me we were destined to have seven kids" Aubrey replied earning a snort from the charming girl.
"Wanna ditch this place and head to Taco Bell?" she asks with a hopeful glint in her eye. "I wish I could but I can't just ditch her" Aubrey states sadly. "It's okay, I've got this" the brunette says before leaving the room, Aubrey following after her in confusion.
She watches as the girl moves over to Clarissa and says something to her before pulling her over to her own date.
Aubrey moves closer and watches as she introduces them. "Paula this is Clarissa. Clarissa, Paula" she says then moves backwards looking satisfied.
"How many kids do you want?" Clarissa asks straight away causing the girl and Aubrey to cringe.
"Oh, I would love Seven little bundles of love" Paula says with a sigh causing Clarissa to squeal. The brunette then beckoned Aubrey away and together they left the restaurant.
"I don't know whether to be offended or relieved that she forgot about me so quickly" Aubrey said earning a chuckle from the girl "Definitely relieved. I mean seven kids, really?" she marvelled. "So stranger, I forgot to ask your name" she says.
"Aubrey. Aubrey Posen" the blonde tells her with a smile. "Aubrey Posen" she repeats and Aubrey decides she likes the way her name sounds in this strangers voice. "Beca Mitchell" she tells her, holding out her hand which Aubrey takes.
"I think we may have just found them a mat h made in heaven" Beca says pointing in the window of the restaurant towards where Clarissa was reading Paula's palm.
"We're great" Aubrey agrees with a nod "Taco bell?" she asks to which Beca nods enthusiastically. "I think we just stuck them with the bill" Beca laughs. "I would feel bad, but Paula's loaded. She's the manager of one of the Kardashians beauty lines" Aubrey gaped.
"Oh no, don't tell me you're into the Kardashians" Beca grimaces "No, but Clarissa won't shut up about them" Aubrey says shocked at how perfect their dates were for each other. "We're great matchmakers" Beca repeats her earlier sentiment.
"Now let's get Taco Bell, I'm starving" Beca says grabbing Aubrey's hand and pulling her down the street. Aubrey just shook her head allowing herself to be pulled with a smile.
The next morning Aubrey was laying in bed on her phone with a snoozing Beca laying beside her, both of them completely naked.
Aubrey (07:32) : Thanks for the set up, met somebody really special.
Aubrey sets down the phone, ignoring the four texts she assumes Chloe has just sent in frantic reply. She instead moves to lay down, smiling as Beca moves to wrap her arms around her.
Don't even ask about my Kardashian obssession... It's a real issue.