Shat Mannon and the wrath of the retarded gypsy kid
Long before the time of the stolen chips, Shat Mannon lived in a village where annually an event was had. Unlike most events, this one was FILLED with gypsies and other caravan abominations.
Once again it was summer, and all was goochie, Shat and his friends (I KNOW RIGHT?) were taking a lovely summer's stroll around the caravan site.
"FUCK YOU, ya gypsy cunt!" Shat excreted from his putrid saliva dripping lips.
"Fuck off" The gypsy crudely responded.
Shat had shouted at this man, because Shat was a badass and everyone knew that he would only drop a Gary if he so desired, because nobody messes with Shat, he's MAAAAAASSSSIVE!
As the gang approached the playground where Shat often took his small child victims, they came across a kid who was the brother of one of the guys with a dodgy leg, the kid had a head like brick.
"Hey Miles" Said Ollie.
"WAZZZZZZAAAAP?" Miles responded.
"Oi, you girls need to quit yer yammering or I'll put my fist up your bum!" Shat screeched.
The gang sat down in the park, often like how you tend to see old people do, except this was less sad, because they were not barely holding on to life. Some of these fuckers had both coffee and chips, and that was pretty dope, because Shat likes his chips, more than clunge.
ALL OF A SUDDEN, a retard Kim Jong Un looking motherfucker turned up, and was about twelve possibly just four.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" The autistic little shit let out.
"Hello" Said Ollie because he was polite, and unlike the shorter than average North Korean that stood in front of them.
"HOW YOU FUCKING DOOOOOOING? TWAT HEADS!" He screeched.
"WHY DON'T YOU FUCK OFF YOU LITTLE PUNK" Shouted Shat.
"ARE THOSE CHIPPOS AND CAFFEE?" He responded.
Meanwhile, Jack the really really really coooooooool one whispered to Miles; "Oi, he looks like Kim Jong Un"
"Oh yeah, lol." Said Miles.
"WHATCHA FUCKING SAAAAAAAAAYY?" The little China man screamed.
"Nothing mate" Said Miles.
It was at this moment that the Asian started to get mad, he wasn't before because that was how he always spoke, the little downy.
As he was being mocked, the little Asian who couldn't felt a surge of energy enter his body, probably through his fat Jap mouth. All of a sudden he felt all powerful and angry, he strolled over to the bench and tried to slap the coffee out of Ollie's hand, he succeed slightly.
"What the fuck do you think you're doing?" Ollie aggressively pondered.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, I HAVE REACHED A LEVEL OF COOLIO YOU WILL NEVER ACHIEVE, WHITE MAN!"
Ollie was taken aback by this, he hadn't realised that he had been white the whole time. It was heart-breaking but you had to be there lol. KEK KEK.
After this the child waited approximately 5 minutes to regain his control over his convulsing motor functions, it was at this point that the funny little down syndrome made the biggest mistake of his life.
He slapped Shat's chips out of his hands, Shat loved his chips more than he loved anything else, as was evidenced when he let his aunt die in the volcano just to go to a chip shop for lunch. As the chips fell to the ground, like a gay little anime scene, Shat leapt to his feet and was ready for battle, before the chips had even hit the ground.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU LITTLE GYPSY TWAT?" As Shat pushed him to the ground, bear in mind that that Shat was about six foot tall, this child was about three centimetres tall.
The kid fell in dramatic slow motion, it was quite awkward to live in that moment. As the kid plummeted to the ground, Shat kicked him with his super kick and winded the downy gypsy retarded small 12 to 4 year old child, until he was split in two.
Suddenly after the smoke of battle had cleared, two concerned adults walked over and demanded that he explain himself, Shat told them to "fuck off" they asked that we be removed from the site so we left with a very angry Shat.
Not much is known of what happened to the small Korean Leader, but what we do know, is Matt kicked the living shit out of this kid, and we genuinely felt bad for about 3 seconds.
THE END?