Shat Mannon 3: Revenge of the Shit

It had been a long time since the events of episode 1, and Shat started to lose his way. He had started to blame the mountain of tissues in his bin on a "cold" he had been "suffering". These were lies.

It had been so long since Shat's last whiff of sweet sweet puss puss, that he had started wanking himself to death. To make matters worse, he hadn't even bothered to clear his search history on his web browser, which no one dare type the letters; "R" and "P", or "My Little…".

But it was soon to end, Shat had a plan to get himself out of the dog house and in with the cats.

During his months of solitude, he concocted a plan to win himself some premium clunge. He had placed a camera in the shower to record some of the ladies in his house. Seeing as how he lived with his step-sisters…and his mum, brother and step dad, this was an attempt to get a view of the goods.

Out of some weird fantasy, he had developed an attraction to both his step-sisters, this plan, was an attempt to somehow win them into his bed, not sure how, this is just what we know he did. Maybe his plan was blackmail? Maybe it was to climb in with them? All we really know, is he really needed to stop using the internet.

The trap was in place, and he was watching, as one of the women came in and turned on the shower, the steam started to mask the events going on in the shower, but from what he could tell, she was undressing. As she undressed and got into the shower he could only see her body due to the current angles, this excited him as he could see exactly what he wanted to…

…her kidneys!

As Shat started to stroke his might dong, he started to get too excited, he was half-way done when he noticed something he wished he hadn't.

It would have seemed that the woman in the shower was not either of his step sisters, but his own mother. At first Shat was shocked, but then he quickly continued, decided that he had already made it half way, he might as well finish.

Sometime after this, Shat was at dinner with his family and was barely eating his food.

"What's the matter Matthew? Are you not hungry?" Shat's Mum said.

"What? No, I just…lost my appetite!" He responded.

She started to become suspicious but kept her thoughts to herself. Meanwhile, Nick, Shat's Step dad was eating the soap instead of the chicken.

It had been a day since the horrific event and Shat had decided to give the shower cam another go, so he left it recording for an evening and watched the footage back at night. There had been one recorded shower that had been recorded, he played the video and began to get very aroused, this was definitely a different body, and the kidney's this time were much more visible.

Shat couldn't believe he had finally done it, he finally got to jerk it to one of his step sisters. Suddenly Shat looked at his phone for the time and noticed something that stopped him about 2/3 of the way in his jerky town quest. It was a text from one of his step sisters; "Hey Matt, were not gonna be home this evening as we're going to stay at a friend's house, love you". This had meant that whoever was in the video was not one of his step sisters, and it couldn't have been his mother as she had a different body. It was at this point that Shat had noticed for the first time that the person he was watching had a small little friend that they had brought into the shower with them, and its name was penis.

It was Shat's step dad who had been recorded by the camera, Shat froze, he was disgusted, utterly disgusted. If he hadn't have been so far along in his session, he would have stopped. He continued, even more ashamed than before.

It had now been a week since the last attempt as he had needed more time to recover from the horrific show he had witnessed.

From time to time, his mother would stop by his now white room and ask him if he's okay, he would say nothing. She grew more and more suspicious.

But he had no time for her, as he had perfected his plan, now he would combine both tests and filter them, he would now check who walks in and view it live. It couldn't fail, it wouldn't! Could it? No it didn't!

Shat was sitting in his lair when he heard his step sister walk into the bathroom and turn on the shower. He had looked outside to see her walk back out, presumably for clothes. This was it, this was his time, he had now figured out how he would get in their dungeons and slaughter their bosses. He would climb in once his computer confirmed who was in there.

As he leapt back to his room he saw that the steam had once again clouded the vision, but he could see a slightly shorter figure than the last one he jerked his gherkin to. He was certain this time, and slipped out of his 10th pair of the same clothes and slipped into the bathroom butt naked.

As he entered he got into the shower and grabbed the body and started to attempt sexy time on it.

Once again however, Shat had made a very big mistake, this time it wasn't his step sisters, or his mother, or his step dad.

It was Scott his younger brother, who was very confused as to why his older brother had tried to fuck him in the ass. Shat considered continuing, but concluded that paedophilia was not something he wanted to add to his sentence should he be caught.

"Matthew, what are you doing?" Scott exclaimed.

"EH!" Shat screamed as he sucker punched Scott and knocked him out.

Shat crawled out of the shower and attempted to quickly get back to his room, but as he opened the bathroom door, butt naked, he could see that his mum and step sisters were standing on the landing, shocked at what they saw in front of them.

A naked frolicking Shat, whom had his big black plug waving about.

"MATTHEW? WHAT THE FUCK" Screamed his mother.

"WOAHEH!" Shat let out.

"My God" One of his step sisters exclaimed.

Shat retreated to his dungeon and began to lock the door and go back to his feral lifestyle, shat had learned something from this, he could figure it out however, as he was too busy trying to wank the bad thoughts out of his brain. The issue was that what he thought were thoughts, was actually shit. Hence the name. He let out a might brown cloud of liquid that changed his cum stained canvas of a wall, into a Jackson Pollack.

Who knows what Shat will do next? All we know is that it will be fucking sick, and fucking hilarious.