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Chapter 6: fond memories, food and friends
Aomine could only stare as he saw Kuroko get suffocated by his dream girls boobs.
Momoi had her jaw open in shock, Kagami eyes were twitching as Tatsuki had a resigned look on her face.
"I missed you so much!" Rangiku exclaimed as she pushed Kuroko away from her to get a look at him. His face was blue and he looked like he was going to faint, but she ignored that as she rained kisses on his face. "You gotten so handsome. Just like your Uncle."
Kuroko didn't answer or maybe the better word he couldn't.
"Let him go!" Tatsuki finally snapped as she forcedly grabbed Kuroko away from the touchy feely woman.
"Aww, I haven't seen him in so long." Rangiku pouted.
"That doesn't excuse you from choking him half to death!" she snapped, glaring.
Rangiku still had a pout but there was mischief shinning in her eyes.
Momoi didn't know Tatsuki, but she had her respect for saving her Tetsu-kun from that bimbo. She was already irritated that Daiki was drooling all over her. What made it worst was the fact that Rangiku had bigger boobs then she did.
"Thank you." Kuroko said softly to Tatsuki before clearing his throat. "Hello Auntie Rangiku." He greeted with an impassive face.
'That chick was Tetsu's Aunt?!' Aomine thought in shock and jealousy. You see, how Aomine mind works, it sometimes go into a tangent. So he was thinking all kinds of things that was not appropriate for writing down.
Kagami promised himself that he wasn't going to be shock or surprised by Kuroko's family, but it was hard. Kuroko's auntie was so beautiful that he felt a nose bleed coming on as he looked away from her huge breasts or the 5th time. He thought he was immune to them since Alex showed her boobs to him all the time.
Guess he was wrong.
"Hi Tetsu-kun." Momoi said, latching on to the shadow's arm.
"Hello Momoi-san. Aomine-kun." Kuroko greeted. He didn't look surprise to see them.
"These are your friends Tetsuya-kun? What are the odds they showed me the way." Rangiku said with a grin.
'Yes, what are the odds?' Kuroko thought.
They made their way towards the area where everyone else was. Kuroko made the introductions while they walked. When they got there, Kuroko noticed that Auntie Orihime and Uncle Uryu had arrived. The Seirin team was already there since earlier.
"Oh you guys are back." Ichigo said, the first to notice them.
Momoi's eyes turned into hearts as she saw the handsome being that was Ichigo. He was wearing jeans and a black t-shirt that show off his muscles. "Hi Kuroko-san!" She dropped the shadow's arms like a hot brick and went over to properly greet Ichigo.
Kuroko was glad he got his arm back.
"Hello Ichigo." Rangiku purred with a smile that turned into a grin as she saw how nervous he looked when he noticed how Momoi looks at him. 'She kinda reminds me of Orihime when she was that age.' She thought with fondness.
"Rangiku-san!" Orihime greeted as the two girls clasped hands. They struck up a conversation.
Kuroko moved away towards the mouthwatering food smells that was coming from the grill.
Aomine felt like he was in heaven and hell. Two beautiful big chested girls were talking in front of him. Tatsuki was pretty too, but she wasn't his type. 'That bastard Tetsu. He gets to see this every day? Lucky.' Aomine thought with envy.
Kagami made his way over towards his team.
"Hey Kagami." Furihata greeted.
"Hey guys." Kagami greeted, settling down on the soft grass next to Koga and Mitobe.
"Have you seen Kuroko's Auntie?!" Koga exclaimed in the red head's ear.
Kagami winched and moved away a little.
"Idiot! What kind of stupid question is that?" Hyuga snapped, a hint of red on his cheeks.
It was more like who didn't see Kuroko's Aunties?
"Arisawa-san looks familiar looks but I can't place her." Koga muttered a hand to his chin.
"Stop talking about Kuroko's Aunties!" Hyuga snapped as he slapped the brunette on the back of the head.
Koga rubbed the back of his head with a pout.
Though Kagami kept his mouth shut, he couldn't help but agree with his sempai.
A throat was cleared, gaining their attention as they looked up to see Kuroko's Uncle. Kagami didn't get introduce to this one yet.
'So you're Tetsuya's teammates. Nice to meet you. I'm Uryu Ishida. Thank you for taking care of Tetsuya." He bowed to them.
Seirin was bashful and embarrass.
"Its n-no problem." Riko said, blushing as she tried to make it less awkward.
Uryu straighten, staring at them intently, more intently then Ichigo.
The team felt chills run down their spines.
"Even still, I want to thank you. Tetsuya seems lighter." Uryu smiled slightly changing his whole face to something warmer.
"Ishida-san!" a perky voice called out.
Everybody turned as they saw Kise running towards them with a happy expression on his face.
"Hello Kise-san." Uryu greeted dryly.
Meanwhile Ichigo was trying to get Momoi off his arm, but no such luck. It wouldn't have been so bad if she wasn't chatting a minute away. But at least she was talking about Tetsu.
The girl had it bad.
"- and then he gave me the Popsicle stick that had winner on it. He's such a gentleman." She sighed.
"That's Tetsu for you." Ichigo answered back after she paused.
"I see you're busy over here Ichigo." An amused voice said from behind them.
Momoi looked behind her to another pretty lady. She was shorter, more adorable than Rangiku. She had short black hair that was styled into a bob and beautiful big blue eyes. What made icing on the cake was that she had small boobs.
"Shut up Rukia." There was a hint of pink on the orange haired cheeks.
She chuckled. "You make it so easy."
The doctor seethed.
Momoi looked between the two, noticing the familiarity they had.
Rukia noticed and smiled at her. "Hi, my name is Rukia Kuchiki. I'm Tetsu's aunt. "
Momoi smiled back. "Nice to meet you. I'm Satsuki Momoi."
Rukia eyes let up. "So you're Momoi-san? Tetsu told me about you."
Momoi let go of Ichigo's arm in shock. "R-really? Tetsu-kun talked about me?"
Rukia nodded as she watched Ichigo beat a fast retreat at the corner of her eye. He owed her for this. She refocused about on Momoi as the girl blushed and murmured to herself. She reminded Rukia of Orihime when she was that age. With that thought she dug into her huge satchel purse and pulled out an album book. "Would you like to see photos of Tetsu when he was in his bunny pajamas?" Rukia asked with a twinkle in her eye.
Back to Seirin; Murasakibara had finally arrived, the food smells guiding him, with Himuro in tow. Not even bothering to say hello instead he asked, "Is the food done yet?"
Himuro sighed as Uryu glared at him.
"Wow he's worst then Kagami." Izuki said with a sweat dropped.
"Hey!" Kagami was offended.
"Hi Murasakibara-kun!" Orihime greeted, finishing up her conversation with Rangiku and walking over towards the tall teen.
When the giant spotted her, he visibly paled.
Himuro raised an eyebrow at that reaction.
"Inoue-chan!" Kise greeted.
Orihime smiled in pleasure. "Kise-kun, you made it. I'm so glad."
The two sunny people stared up an animated chat.
"How the heck does those two know her?" Hyuga asked looking at Kise's happy face and Murasakibara paled green face.
"Murasakibara-kun went to Auntie's bakery and Kise-kun met her over Uncle Uryu's house when he did his photo shoot." Kuroko answered.
The teenagers jumped.
"Kuroko you bastard! Stop scaring people." Kagami snapped.
Kuroko shrugged. "Food almost done." He said nonchalantly before walking away.
"Wait Kuroicchi!" Kise called out trying to catch up with the fast moving phantom.
Izuki may not have the best eyes compare to the Hawk Eye or the Emperor Eye, but he did notice that Kuroko relatives didn't jump in surprise. In fact they looked amused that the teenagers didn't notice him.
Interesting…
"So you know Tetsuya from middle school. How cute." Rangiku commented.
"Uh… yeah." Aomine said distracted.
Rangiku sighed internally. She was bored with the conversation already. He wasn't reacting like she thought he would. He just kept staring at her boobs. Which is normal and usually she would've kicked him by now, but he was Tetsuya's friend. What a dilemma.
Aomine was frustrated at himself. He sounded like he was brain dead. Out of know where a pain erupted from his head. "OW!" He gripped his head as he turned to glare at the person who slapped him.
It was a petite woman with black hair tied into a high pony tail with a familiar looking glare.
"Stop drooling and help me carry this." She said.
He noticed that she was carrying two boxes of sodas.
"Oh, hi Karin-chan." Rangiku greeted.
"Hi Matsumoto-san." Karin said dryly before dumping a box in Aomine's hands.
"Where's Chad?" Rangiku asked as they walked away.
"He'll be here in a minute. He was getting more stuff from the car." Karin answered.
"Hey! Don't just dump crap on me!" Aomine snapped.
The two woman looked at him with the most impassive stare. The tan teen finally knew where Tetsu gets that from.
"You want to eat. Help us then." Karin said flatly.
Aomine couldn't say anything to that.
Back to Seirin Midorima finally arrived with Takao.
"You're here?!" Kagami exclaimed in surprise.
A vain popped on the green haired teen's head as he pushed up his glasses. "Takao dragged me here. I had better things to do with my time." He was carrying a purple scarf over his arm.
Takao started chuckling as Orihime's eyes sparkled.
'He's just like Uryu.' She thought, clasping her hands together.
"Oh man, another four eyed tsundere." Tatsuki muttered dryly.
Takao heard that and started laughing louder.
"Thank you guys for coming. My name is Inoue Orihime. I'm Tetsu-kun's Aunt." She said looking at the newcomers with a smile.
The shutoku partners couldn't stop their jaws from dropping as they stared.
Seirin snickered.
Now Aomine knew why he didn't like Tetsu's Auntie Karin. She was female version of Ichigo.
"Aomine-kun could you grab the pepper?" a soft sweet voice asked.
Aomine grabbed the pepper from where the cook made a makeshift spice hold. He handed it to Yuzu, a very sweet gently woman that was moving up in his ranks. She was also a twin to that harpy which made her related to Ichigo, but he edited that out his brain. There was no way this adorable woman could be related to them.
"You're staring."
The tan teen jumped before glaring at his former partner. "Shut up Tetsu."
The phantom gave him an amused look.
"Oh here comes Chad." Karin said the first to spot him.
"And I think that's Uncle Toshiro with him." Kuroko said, making Rangiku freeze.
Kuroko was right as they came upon them. Aomine couldn't stop staring at the behemoth that Kuroko called Uncle. He was taller and wider than Murasakibara. What made it weirder was the fact that Tetsu and him were speaking in another language.
"C-captain I didn't know you were coming." Rangiku said with a weary smile.
'Captain?! He looks like an elementary kid!' Aomine thought in disbelief.
Toshiro glare were like lasers of ice. "I wasn't going to, but then a certain someone ran off and left all the paper work for me to do." Every word was like chips of ice digging into the skin.
"Food's done!" Yuzu called out with a smile.
Kuroko already had plates ready as the two piled high food on to each plate.
"Stop staring and start helping." Karin said, glowering at Aomine.
He glowered back but did as he was told.
Murasakibara was the first one to get a plate, well more like he snatched it from Aomine's hands. Once everyone had a plate, they sat around each other talking and eating. It would seem that Rukia and Momoi hit it off pretty well.
Orihime was already half in love with Midorima much to his embarrassment. But one thing that can be said with confidence is that all of Kuroko's relative love Seirin. It was a good day.
"Ah!" Koga exclaimed as he snapped his fingers together, making everyone look at him.
"I finally remember where I saw you from Arisawa-san. You played for Shoin University, that really famous basketball team."
The teens widened their eyes as they looked at Tatsuki anew.
She shrugged. "Eh, that's in the past."
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