WE'RE ALL HAVING A GAY OL' TIME
Entry 2 of my Adventures in Teldrassil
I'm just- I don't- holy cow.
I can't even right now.
Be still my queer, lore-obsessed little heart *fans self*
So y'all may remember how I started to talk about what the developers at Blizzard got right and what they got wrong, yes?
Like in-game Teldrassil looks like a poorly rendered log of poop or how the ships look like actual fucking ships or how NElf men don't look so weird with their broad ass shoulders and tiny ass waist and awkwardly large hands?
Yeah well. Misconceptions aside.
Just ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Malfurion and Tyrande are really fucking attractive okay? Like holy shit. They are so fucking attractive fuck fuck me and my gay ass God Damn son
Just *bangs my head into the fucking wall* It's times like these that I'm reminded that I'm not from Azeroth and that everything is very, very real -like being turned into a worgen didn't clue me in already- and that, wow, I'm just so fucked. Just. So fucked.
Because Tyrande totally knows somethings up. Totally knows. She stared my dumbass down the entire fucking conversation with Genn. She didn't look like she was looking at me, but she totally was. It's those eyes. There's no discernible iris or pupil that I can see. Like the entirety of her eyes is just a judgemental blaze of silver.
Or maybe I'm just a paranoid shitlord who can't talk to attractive people to save my life.
Like.
All Malfurion did was smile at me and I was reduced to a puddle of goo. That's how pathetic I am.*
Maybe that was why Tyrande was giving me the side eye.
Not because she knows my deep dark secret, but maybe it's because I'm a fucking weird-o that could not scrape my jaw off the ground for the five seconds it would have taken not to seem like a total doofus to her Living Legend™ of a husband.
Yeah.
That's it.
Hopefully.
Is it wrong to have a crush on a married man and his wife?
Probably.
Jesus.
Fuck this topic of conversation.
I'll revisit later when I'm not being a complete and total gaylord. I'm gonna go take a nap.
((A/N: I didn't realize how the idea of "Oh damn, Rae's Pan and Thinks That a lot of People are Stupidly Fucking Attractive" and "Oh Shit. It's Malfurion-fucking-Stormrage and his super BA wife Tyrande Whisperwind, both of whom are *obviously* promenade characters in Wow lore" would turn into this stupid fucking chapter of bleh. I can't really regret it tho. It was super fucking entertaining to write.
But thanks for slogging through that.
Uh, I mean, come on how many of you can honestly tell me that you wouldn't fangirl just a little bit
… * Inspired from the time I met Alex Kingston (River Song aka Melody Pond) and Karen Gillan (Amy Pond) from Doctor Who at the 2015 Providence RI Comic Con I literally could not speak for the entire fucking time I had my photo taken with them. My Lady Kingston held my hand. It was amazing.))