The Things that Time Forgot, and I Figure Out the Fucking Date

Entry 3 of my Adventures in Teldrassil, Day 112 or 04/03/XXXX

Jack mentioned that I was out for about a fortnight aka 2 weeks aka fourteen days

I spent… 10 days acclimating to my situation in Gilneas

Current Total: 24 days

I spent about three weeks or 21 days, training with Shand'do

Current Total: 45 days

Asking around revealed that, from start to when I turned, was about two and a half days

Current Total: 47 ½ days

After that no one was able to start tracking me until after about two weeks had passed, 16 days was the rough estimate Blake gave me.

Current Total: 63 days

Nearly another 2 weeks passed until they were able to actually capture me (apparently I was pretty damn elusive)

Current Total: 77 days

Then there were those two weeks of blissful nothingness…

Current Total: 91 days

And I want to say it was about a week and a half that Sylvanas and the goon squad chased us over the whole of Gilneas… Yeah, cause it takes about 10 days to sail from Teldrassil to Gilneas… Well more like eight days because of the Malestorm's winds… and… 8 days

Current Total: 99 days

Now the ride back was 10 days. Yes. This is correct.

Current Total: 109

And I've been in Darnassus, counting this entry, three days

Grand Total: 112 day or 3 and a half? months

Wow… That long huh? It didn't seem like a long time, honestly. Time flies when you're having 'fun', huh… Okay, yeah, wow, that was bad even by my standards.

But I guess what I don't get is, geeze

When I am.

Because the date that I know, at least, the one that stood out most prominently to me was that it was nearly Easter of 2016. Easter. Of 2016. That's four years after Cata came out.

I, effectively, went back in time. Except for the fact that I have no fucking clue what the standard date is.

Like

It looks almost like Earth timekeeping. A minute is 60 seconds and there are 60 minutes to an hour and there are 24 hours in a day and the week is a 7 day week but other than that? I have no flipping clue what month it is or it's approximate translation to Earth months.

My best guess is that, if Cata released on December 12, 2012, then the date is roughly… End of March? Beginning of April? But they aren't called that here? It's just the third or fourth month of the year? Fuck if I know man.

It's just really frustrating?

*sighs into the beyond*

List of Things to Do:

1) /Tell Shand'do Stormrage and High Priestess Tyrande about my situation?/ List of things that I remember ie current events

2) /List of things that I remember ie current events/ /Tell Shand'do Stormrage and High Priestess Tyrande about my situation?/ List of future events?

3) Tell Shand'do Stormrage and High Priestess Tyrande about my situation?

/3/ 4) Give Velen my journal in the event that they don't.

/4/ 5) Tell Genn oh fuck am I not looking forward to that...

/5/ 6) List of future events? (maybe that should go under #2)

/6/ 7) Pray?

Cata major events:

Deathwing aka Netharion? (is that his fucking name idk) aka the Black Dragon Aspect and the Earth Warder, breaks free

The world is torn asunder

Area's affective and the results of it:

Kalimdor

Teldrassil:

Rut'theran village, destroyed docks

Darkshore:

The town that was there, what was it's name: completely decimated in the resulting tidal waves

Giant fucking tornado fuck *something there is burning

Thousand Needles

Underwater

The Barrens Holy shit

Split into two by a giant fucking lava canyon

Unnaturally fast growth is the Southern Barrens?

Ashenvale:

Fucking volcano fuck or was that Darkshore?

Durotar:

Flooded to all fuck

Eastern Kingdoms:

Silverpine Forest/Gilneas:

Well we all know how that went

The Plaguelands probably maybe

Wetlands:

I think they got flooded to hell too?

Well… Those are all the places that I remember… To an extent… Was there something up with Nordrassil or..? Perhaps. I'll ask Shand'do….

Did Mists of Pandaria come first or Warlords…?

Mists. Yeah.

I didn't spend a lot of time there to be honest. By the time I got back into Warcraft Mists was winding down and Warlords had taken center stage… I think I got through… Two zones? Before I succumbed to the call of New! Draenor and the temptation of punching that cunt Gul'dan in the face.

Ehhhhh

AU!Velen died in Warlords. Will that happen again here or? God that was so fucking sad. I cried. I cried really hard.

Garrosh goes back like… thirty years in the past to AU!Dreanor and riles up the clans… And he makes sure that Grom doesn't drink from the demon kool aid.

Doomhammer dies? During something… Idk.

Anduin gets crushed by a bell but lives. That's Mists. Shit.

Khadgar makes an appearance. Maybe I should talk to him about my situation. Something to think about. Ehhhh I don't know where he is tho at this point in time. Outlands probably but still...

Oh!

List of Leaders I would trust with this information:

Alliance:

Tyrande

Malfurion

Velen (definitely)

Genn

I definitely wouldn't trust Bronzebeard's daughter with her affiliation with the Dark Irons and all.

Wrynn is a big no no. Anduin yes. Varian no.

And I don't know the Gnome leader well enough to judge his reaction.

Horde:

Go'el/Thrall, he's cool

Aggra, although she's mag'ar and probs doesn't like the Alliance very much, but she seems like the type to at least listen before passing judgement.

Vol'jin, only because he'd be Warchief after Thrall Go'el

Bain Bloodhoof

Garrosh is a big no no. And a cunt of epic proportions.

Might be racist but Gallywix is a goblin so no.

Sylvanas… ehhhhhhhh…. Maybe. Big fucking maybe. She did lay siege to Gilneas and kill Liam but…

Blood Elf leader… Whose name I do not know. No. Since I have no recollection of his temperament. I think he's a mage tho.

Jaina Proudmoore maybe. I think she goes a little around the bend. Because of… of… fuck.

I wish I had the first part of my journal.

In other news. Rumors abound that a summit for Gilneas' readmission into the Alliance will take place soon. Hopefully.