Brotherfucker Chapter 1 of ?
Your name is Kankri Vantas you are the 9.69 sweeps old which is way too old to be fucking with a 9 year old, but you'll get to that later. You are sitting in your favorite cafe with you're loving matesprit, Cronus, and your husktop. You were currently going through your various social media accounts, because even though you don't like to admit it your true social justice warrior comes out when you log onto websites like tumblr or Youtube.
Well, you were tumbling down the most offensive posts that you've ever read, when suddenly someone started pestering you . Who ever could it be? You wonder opening the pesterlog. No one ever pesters you except Cronus which can be quite annoying sometimes but you know he does it out of love. You hope it's Latula another thing you don't like to admit is that you still have flushed feelings for her. But most it's most likely Karkat he is your dancestor after all.
When you open up the pesterlog you see it's the nine year old you mentioned earlier, and maybe perhaps saying 'fucking around with a nine year old' wasn't an appropriate thing to say, but he is your kismesis, his name is Equius Zahhak, and it looks like he sent you a video you might as well humor him and at least look at what he sent you.
You really loathe Equius and his alleged racism it's one of the many things you hate about him. There's a whole sermon you could give based on all the things you hate about him or maybe you could type it all and annoy him now but you decide to save it for later just to spite at him.
Anyways you were about to watch this promiscuous looking video. You pull the earbuds out of your husktop bag and plug them into your pointy ears. You play the video and immediately regret the decision because what Equius ended up sending you was a pornographic image of him fucking you're dancestor on his work table and one of their friends had to be recording this because the camera kept switching angels really capturing the look of absolute pleasure on Karkat's face.
The more Karkat's expression was shown your facial expression kept filling with utter discuss at this horrid display of courtship. In fact your face was filled with so much disgust that when Cronus came back with your french vanilla he was actually concerned about you.
"Kankri are you okay?" he asked.
"Yes Cronus I'm just peachy keen I'm so fucking fine!" You snap covering your mouth trying to mutter out an apology. "Cronus I'm so sorry I didn't mean to-," he stops you in mid sentence.
"It's not a problem kanny I'm actually glad to see you expressing yourself avidly I'm just a little hurt that you blew up at me," he said.
You blush, "Oh," you mumble forgetting all about the eight minute video that was presented in front of you.
He takes a seat next to you trying to catch a glimpse of what you were watching before you close it because there was no way you wanted him knowing about this, "Whatcha watchin chief?" he asked curiously trying to pry the husktop open playfully.
"Nothing just an ad," you lie.
"What was it too triggering for you babe?" he teased.
He wasn't lying the video you watched was triggering and were you going to give Equius a piece of your mind the next time you saw him which was going to be really soon.