Chapter 2 of ? of Ouran Highschool Homestuck
(even though it has nothing to do with the first chapter)
My name is Sollux Captor and this is the story of how I accidentally fell in love with my best friend. How did I accidentally fall in love with my best friend well good question it was an early Monday morning Doctor Scratch called twelve students down to his office and by twelve students I meant Aradia, Tavros, Karkat, Nepeta, Kanaya, Terezi, Vriska, Equius, Gamzee, Eridan, Feferi, and I who else would I be talking about we are the main characters of this anime after all. We were all called down to his office to discuss a very important matter what was it about nobody knew but they we were all about to find out as soon as they walked in.
"I bet you're wondering why I've gathered you all here today," he announced loudly,
We all looked at each other like what the hell was this guy talking about but because we had no choice we continued to listen anyways.
"Well one of you here is a filthy liar to both your fellow classmates and the school administration I have invited you all here this morning for this person to confess their secret to us," the Doc said.
We looked at each other again like what the hell is this guy talking about none of us is a liar at least that's what everyone else thought besides me and a few of the other guys. Come to think of it this is when we should have noticed something was up otherwise because the only one who was acting strange that day was Karkat.
"Uh is that all cause I have somewhere to be," he said.
"Where else would you have to be besides class?" Scratch continued to ask.
"Nowhere I'm just really excited about school," he lied. I knew. Doc Scratch knew. Probably everyone knew because there is no way nobody would be excited about school. NEVER.
"Then let me say one more thing before I release you all to your classes. You have until Friday to find out who is hiding what from you if you all fail then I'll just reveal who is hiding what and they will be expelled for at least a week before they can return to school. This behavior is not tolerated and whoever the liar is will be punished do I make myself clear?" he asked.
Everyone nodded.
"Good Now get to class," Scratch said opening the door for his students.
We all scattered to wherever we could our their lockers, to our classes anywhere we could go to get away from what just happened and to figure out who exactly the liar was. And everyone but me already had a pretty good idea of who it was.