"What the hell happened to the Sunny?" Franky thundered at the the grinning faces of Luffy, Usopp and Chopper.

"Glitter balls." Luffy answered

"What the fuck are glitter balls?"

"A couple compounds Usopp was working with reacted funny...making these." Chopper held up marble like ball, which glowed brightly.

"I thought they were light balls but then they exploded and..." Usopp waved

Franky was livid... his poor Sunny looked like...like.

"Hey we finished shop..." Shion and Sanji came up behind him carrying bags. "Why the hell does the Sunny look like a unicorn shit glittering rainbows all over it?"

Like that! Franky could not have said it better himself. "Ask them! They're the ones that violated him!"

"Glitter balls." Usopp and Luffy said.

Shion stepped carefully onto the ship, "Honestly we leave you alone for 10 minutes and you..." she shook her foot, cursing as she tried to get it off her sandals. Sanji at least had the right mind stay on the gangplank... no way in hell was he allowing that crap all over his shoes.

"You morons better not have got any of this shit in my kitchen." Sanji grumbled, trying to find a path through the neon mess.

"I want every inch of this cleaned up before dinner." Franky ordered.

"Yes Franky." They said chastised as the cyborg made his way into his workshop, to look for some solvent for them.

"I wonder if we can use this as a weapon still." Usopp mused.

"And just how would that work? Embarassing our enemies to death?" Shion was still trying to get the glitter off her shoes "Why is this so sticky!"

"No idea." Luffy picked a ball up. He looked at Shion and grinned.

"Don't you fucking dare." Shion glowered, instinctively ducking as her Captain started to throw it her way. Too bad it was a ruse, her feet were yanked out from under her and she fell with a 'puff' of glitter from the grass. Luffy started howling in laughter.

"This is not a good..." Usopp started when Shion threw another ball, this time at their Captain, missing when he catapulted out of the way, hitting Usopp in the chest. "Oh now it's on!" Chopper decided now was a good time to have a bath and bolted for the bathing area. It was going to be really hard to get this out of his fur already...he didn't need more.

Sanji was plotting the course that would be least damaging through the mess when a glitter ball came at him, he ducked.

"WHAT THE FUCK?" Sanji turned to see Zoro standing behind him with a dumbfounded look on his face. Glitter covering every inch of his face, hair and neck. He tried not to laugh...he really did...ok maybe not that hard..but he did try. He blocked Zoro's sword with a boot, too late realizing the swordman's smirk.

"Oh shit you aren't seriously..." Sanji was pushed back...hard. He managed to get he food to safety but he landed in the sticky glittery mess. At Zoro's laughing Sanji grabbed a glitter ball from the pile.

Now the war was really on.

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In town, Robin called back her Fleur Eye. "Let's wait before we go back to the Sunny." She told Nami.

"What? Why?"

"Trust me...it's a good idea. Franky is not going to be happy."

Nami paled. "Oh God what did they do?"

"Let's just say the Sunny has a new paint job and leave it at that shall we." Robin laughed.

"Oh...no." Nami groaned.