Title : The Unexpected of Expected

Chapter Title : Chapter 4 Omake : Tsurumi Rumi is Sonova Bochi

Pairings : Haciman-Yumiko-Saki [ Omake Rumi ]

Toshiro Ricky [9 December 2016]

Some times ago

"Ne mama I-I have a question?". asked Rumi sitting in a chair saw his mother wash the dishes.

"what question sweety?" said the early forty old woman to her only daughter.

"Is there something that can attract the attention of men?" asked Rumi with a flat expression.

THUD!

The dished her mother are clean falls into a sink shocked to hear what her baby daughter asked.

"excuse me sweetheart… what are you asked again?" asked her mother. Rumi sighed.

"I said is there anything that can attract the attention of man?". She asked again. Suddenly she get her mother hugging her.

"Awww sweety! You're growing so fast, mama proud of you!" shouted her crying enthusiastic mother.

"ughh mama stop it mou~~"

"alright sweety~" her mother said while removing fake tears. Her mother returned to sink to resume wash the dishes. "so who the charming boy who caught my beautiful daughter heart hmm?"

"it-it's not like that mou~~" her mother laughed saw cute pouted and blushing her daughter.

"to answer your question honey, why not using a food? You know man heart is his stomach~"

"his stomach?"

"yeah when you satisfied his stomach with delicious food he will not looking at other womens and following you like lost puppy~" said her mother smiled.

"his stomach…" mumbled Rumi then nodded. "anything else mama?"

"hmm… Ah why not copying some material from your manga sweety?"

"alright thanks mama" Rumi moving on from her seat and went to her bedroom.

"oh one more sweety" Rumi stopped near the kitchen door and turned toward her mother. "is he your classmates? Or when you said a man is a your teacher?" the older woman giggled.

"I'm sure he's a man, Oh and he is from high school". Rumi said and continued to go to her room. She did not realize the sound plate crashed and her mother's shock expression.

"I think it's enough for material mama said" she putting mangas around the table and begin read to looking for reference.

What the book she read? It's Shougeki no Shoma, Mirai Nikki, Ore no Imouto ga Konna ni Kawai Wake ga Nai, Ore no Kanojo to Osananajimi ga Shuraba Sugiru, School Days, Bakemonogatari and more Monogatari, etc.

"hmmm... I need to be aggresive...?"

Present Time ~

Hachiman looking over the white house at front him confused. Then saw Rumi opened the door with key.

"Rumi".asked Hachiman. She turned to him after opened the door.

"Yes?".

"is this your house?". Asked him trying to makes sense of himself.

"Yes".

"So…..what are we doing here? I mean ME doing here?". He emphatis the "ME" to get throught her.

"of course to eat my cook what else?". she smiling.

"Im going home…". he turned and sighed patting his head to ease the headache that comes.

"where are you going!?". with lightning speed, Khacawww. She caught his school blazer. "a man should not eat his word right? So come hurry".

"wa-wait Rumi! Do know what this mean!?". he trying to pulling himself from her grip.

"Argg! Come on Hachiman! Nobody is home right now so calm down!". she pulling him inside with whatever know super power she had.

"nobody home…? Are you kidding me! release me…!". he trying crawling but her grasp is so strong. 'how she can be this strong!'.

"fu fu fu~ its okay, just be good boy and SHANAROOO!…". she throws Hachiman into the house and lock the door. Before Hachiman tried standing she sitting on his stomach and shoved her sock into his mouth.

'somebody help me!'. screaming him when she locked his hand with handcuffs. 'What the hell she had handcuffs for!?'.

"fu fu fu… now come this way~". said Rumi grinning like a maniac.

"HMFTPPFF! HMFDAAWDD!".

After Rumi drag Hachiman to kitchen and tied him on a chair, she took the apron from nearby closet and put it on. She ignored the struggling Hachiman trying to escape. She opened fridge and took ingredients.

"I will release you if you don't try to escape again". she said then put the ingredients on the table. He glaring at her then nodded.

"if you try anything I don't approve…..". she took a knife and look at him with what people call Nasty Yandere Hollow Eyes.

"!". he nodded fearfully.

"good boy~". she petted his head. She take the sock out of his mouth and cut the rope that bound him.

"Haaa… why you put your sock inside my mouth?". he sighed and massage the hands from the handcuffs.

"I though you would like it". she smirked holding the handcuffs.

"I am NOT Masocist!". he shouted.

"stop being a dramaqueen".

"what else I am doing when someone threating you with butcher knife!?" he sighed.

"So what are we doing in here again?"

"of course to watch me cook for you what else? do you like when I wear this apron, did you fu fu~"

"...". damn he can't back that. what siscon, lolicon, Hachiman.

"fu fu surprise-surprise". She opened the food tray, inside there is only plain steaming rice.

"okay….. is there a curry under the rice?" Hachiman pointed. Its just some rice?.

"No…its just plain rice nothing in there Hachiman". She said with smug face.

"okay….?" Now he's realy confused the food she cook, at least looking at that, It's not poisoned. It's just plain rice and no rice is poisoned expect who makes it is Yuigahama.

She took another dishes and put it beside the rice. 'Oh its just scrambled egg, Im okay with it' Hachiman though. He take his spoon and going to eat.

"wait a second Hachiman, Im not done to serve it."

"huh"

"watch this". She said smiling while hold the scrambled egg dish and then pouring it on top the rice. The egg fallen and bouncing like the egg is dancing on top the rice, and then something like jelly fallen with the egg and melting upon touching the steaming rice. The plain white rice from before transform into something like gold food.

"WoW…..". his shocking face makes Rumi grined.

"Now its done, The Trandform Furikake Gohan." She said with pride.

"Transform? The color looks great and smell realy good".

"well try to eat and say it to me it is good or not good."

Hachiman gulped. Take some rice and egg in his spoon and opened his mouth.

GASP!

'what the he hell is this!' his spoon dropped from his fingers. 'This is so good!'.

"how is it? Taste realy good? Fu fu". She grined and taking the dropped spoon. "don't crying… come on say ahh". Hachiman opened his mouth without though, his brain still overwhelming from food organism and get second food organism.

GASP!

'this is heaven!'

"again say ahhh".

GASP!

"Tut tut tut~ come the train open up". She shopped another spoon.

GASP!

"Chu~ chu~ baby want his food ahhh~".

GASP!

Then again and again she feeding him anothers spoon and Hachiman get another and another food organism. Hachiman looking at Rumi and saw her smilling happily and smiled himself.

THUD!

The sound something falling from the kitchen door. They turned their head and looking at shocking older woman who like Tsurumi.

"uh oh" said Hachiman while chewing his food and Tsurumi dropped the spoon. Poor spoon.

"KYAAAA! Rumi-chan bought her boyfriend! KYAAA!". Shouted her mother like teenage high school girl.

Oh sh%t…..

Thanks for Read and please Reviews

Toshiro Ricky Out.