Pepper Potts entered the Malibu Mansion, carrying a heavy 40-inch flat-screen 4K UHD TT as she staggered in. She put the TV on the floor for a minute, and stopped to take a breath.
"Greetings, Pepper." JARVIS said cheerily.
"Greetings? Really?" Pepper shook her head. She would never get used to JARVIS' English. "Well, the least you can do is be useful. Which room doesn't have a TV in it?"
"What do you mean? According to my latest check, every room has an average of 2.384 televisions or monitors."
"Have we bought THAT many TVs?" Pepper asked. "I lost count."
"Did you buy a new one?" JARVIS asked curiously.
"Yes, I did. Where should I put it, JARVIS?"
"Well, let me think." The room was silent for a moment. "All right, I have one. There are currently two rooms which may be able to use an extra television. The first is the room Tony Stark has entitled 'Man Cave.'"
"'Man Cave?' Which room is that?" Pepper raised an eyebrow.
"Go to the computer nearest you, and I will display a live video feed of the room entitled 'Man Cave.'"
Pepper walked up to a computer, and sure enough, the screen lit up, with a dialog saying, "Loading . . . " in the middle.
"I must say, JARVIS," Pepper remarked. "Tony has trained you well."
"Thank you, Pepper." JARVIS replied. "I am inclined to agree."
The Loading dialog disappeared, and it was replaced with a live video feed.
"Ah, here we are. The feed of the room entitled 'Man Cave' has loaded." JARVIS said.
The room had 13 televisions in it, all of them displaying news, sports, entertainment, celebrity gossip or some secret Stark Industries project.
"This room has plenty of TVs, JARVIS!" Pepper exclaimed. "I thought you would show me a room with only one or two TVs in it."
"Two weeks ago, one of the TVs was damaged when Tony Stark was readjusting the television entitled 'Random Stark Project RGBY Display Number 4.' It came off of its stand and fell crashing to the ground. As you can see, he still has not replaced it. Furthermore, two minutes and eight seconds later Tony Stark left this audio note entitled 'Broken Stark Monitor Note 18.' Take a listen."
The live video feed was replaced with an audio file, which started itself.
"Hey JARVIS," Tony had said into the recording. "Remind me to get a new monitor in here some time. I don't have nearly enough here."
"Well, that's what HE thinks . . . " Pepper huffed. How could anyone get any work done with so many screens in the corner of corner of their eyes, especially when Tony had interesting shows like SportsCenter and Scorpion reruns?
"Again, I am inclined to agree." JARVIS replied.
