Instantly, Pepper's phone bleeped and a female voice said, "Please walk to highlighted route."

Pepper squinted at her phone. I'm right there! She thought. Why won't it register? She pressed the + button on her phone to zoom in and noticed she was two steps away from the "route." She picked up the TV and started following the directions. "In 12 steps, take the elevator to floor five." Pepper was surprised. How could her phone recognize elevators in her home?

JARVIS noticed that she was surprised by analyzing her facial expression. "This is not the native mapping software I sent the coordinates to, Pepper, it's Tony Stark's own maps software he ported from JarvOS for mainstream . . . "

"I DIDN'T ASK YOU!" Pepper shrieked. Seriously! JARVIS can be SO annoying!

Pepper stomped as best she could with a heavy TV in her hands and stalked to the elevators. She put down the TV, wiped sweat from her brow, pushed the up button on the elevator, and picked the TV up again. Of course, no one else was inside, so the elevator was already at the ground floor. It opened, and Pepper took a couple steps toward the elevator before realizing that she was never going to be able to fit the TV in the elevator.

"ARGH! JARVIS!" Pepper called furiously.

"Yes, Pepper?" JARVIS replied calmly.

"Can you please read me the e-receipt for the television?"

"One moment please." JARVIS paused. "The electronic receipt for the purchase of your 57th television reads as follows: 'RECEIPT: Samsung Ulite+ Ultra 4K UHD TV...$7,999.99 Tax...$239.99 Total...$8,239.98 We hope that you enjoyed your experience . . . "

"Sorry, JARVIS, I meant please read me the directions. Read an online copy to me?" Pepper knew that it would take quite a while for JARVIS to find the directions for anything online in PDF form, so she put the TV back down.

"I already got the directions when you got home. My algorithms correctly assumed that you would need them."

"JARVIS . . . " Pepper was infuriated. Her irritation was not improved by JARVIS' needling.

"I have it at the ready. Is there any specific section you wish for me to read?"

"Find all phone numbers in the PDF and read them to me."

"One moment please." JARVIS paused again. "I have found three phone numbers. The first number is 791-847-5934."

"Which phone number is that for?"

"This phone number appears to be designated to Samsung's Taiwan headquarters, which the manual explicitly states may be used in case of damage."

"I don't want that one. What's the next number?"

"The second phone number is 836-410-1784."

"What's that one for?"

"This one is for the company that, quote, 'provides Samsung with the highest quality of 99.9999999% clean, renewable, organic, earth saving minerals and various random natural recyclable resources for their packaging.'"

"Forget it. I don't care about them. Give me the last number."

"The final phone number is 834-957-9847. My internal algorithms predicted you would ask me whom this number belongs to so I will tell you. It belongs to Samsung's USA headquarters in Montana."

"Rats. I was hoping to calling someone who could move and set up the TV for me."

"Well, there's me."

Pepper gasped and turned around quickly to see Tony Stark standing behind her.