"Tony! What are you doing here?" Pepper asked. "Weren't you at SHIELD, saving the world?"
"Oh, I finished already. Piece of cake. What are you doing?"
Pepper looked a tad embarrassed. "I bought you this TV, and I'm having trouble getting it into the elevator. Can you please help me?"
"Sure." Tony took a step back and glanced at the TV, then at the elevator, then at the TV again. Then he chuckled. "Well, it seems to me that if you flipped the TV sideways, you should be able to waltz right into the elevator. The elevator's taller than the TV is wide, and it's wider than the TV is tall."
Pepper was surprised. "Wow, thanks!"
"No problem." Tony Stark picked up the TV. "I got it. You get the elevator door."
Pepper pressed the up button and the elevator door opened. They walked into the elevator together.
"You know, Tony, I don't know what I'd do without you."
"Me either." Tony Stark replied. "It's times like these that I like to reflect and be grateful that I'm the one who codes my programs and not someone else."
The elevator door opened at level five and Tony picked up the TV. "Where are you taking this thing?"
"To one of the rooms JARVIS pointed out, I forget what it was called, like 'Stark Sophistico Theater' or something."
"Oh," Tony chuckled. "That must be Stark Personal Movie Theater #3. That custom-aligned display has been broken for a while. Let me lead the way."
They walked down a long hallway, took a left, walked down another hallway, and took another left, then walked all the way down to the last door to the right and went in. Like any good movie theater, it had a bunch of itty bitty stairs that descended down to the front row and, eventually, the displays themselves. Tony Stark gingerly and carefully tiptoed down the stairs until he finally reached the bottom. The displays were mounted ten feet high on the wall.
"How are we going to get up there?" Pepper asked in consternation as she looked up.
"Easy. We get my ladder and my DIY built-from-scratch mini-portable-escalator." He went to the closet and soon returned with the aforementioned items and placed them on the ground. First, he put the ladder in place and then he put the portable escalator next to it. Then, placing the TV on the escalator, he ascended the ladder until he reached the three displays.
"Hey, I should tell JARVIS to play something YOU like to test the monitors this time. JARVIS, please play Pepper's favorite Netflix title, sorted by Rating then Release Date then Most Often Played then Last Played."
"One moment please." JARVIS was silent for a second. Then he replied "Now playing 'Me and Earl and the Dying Girl.'"
"Seriously?" Tony Stark was surprised. "A tear-at-your-heartstrings rom-com?"
"You have no idea," Pepper replied.
"Well, let's get down to business. JARVIS, please raise Custom Portable Escalator #23 to my height level."
"As you wish." JARVIS promptly raised the escalator to Tony's height, and Tony noticed a love scene coming up. "Oh, no, NO. JARVIS, switch to the latest action movie. I hate this." JARVIS instantly turned on Fast and Furious 11, saving Tony Stark from mortal grief.
"Oh, come on!" Pepper was sitting way in the back with two bags of popcorn in her hand. "It was just getting to the good part!"
"Good part! That's my LEAST favorite part of any movie." He then bent down toward the TV box, opened it up and hoisted the TV on the wall. He climbed down the ladder and plugged the dangling cables into the wall and joined Pepper and began they watching the movie together.
"That portable-escalator was ingenious." Pepper said.
"I know."
"You should present it at your keynote next month."
"I will." Tony Stark replied.
With that being said, a huge tractor-trailer blew up.