Ok, sorry I haven't uploaded in like, three months (maybe more, eek!) It's just that I kind of lost inspiration for a while as I was working on my other fanfics and stuff but I regained my inspiration and this was how this chapter came to be.

So, I decided to take the comics from Satw and sort of rewrite them with the now swapped Hetalia characters. So this one is a combination of Not a Yatzhee and Germany on Vacation. This chapter sort focuses on Germany if you didn't notice by my comic choices.

Disclaimer: Hetalia doesn't belong to me and Satw doesn't belong to me.


Denmark skipped happily up the familiar steps of his Norwegian friend's house. He still couldn't come to terms with the fact that he was invited here. Whatever had just happened to Norway, well, he just wished it would've happened sooner.

When he knocked on the door it was immediately swung open as if Norway was just standing there the whole time waiting for Denmark to show up. Denmark looked at Norway in surprise. Was he smiling? And, why was he holding a fish?

This was going to be an interesting day.


Japan watched curiously at the scene going on in front of him. Somehow, Italy had forced Germany and him to go to the beach with him. So, now here he was, watching Germany bury a Swedish "beware of moose" sign (don't ask me how he got it) in a hole he had dug up in the sand of the Danish beach they were on (it was the closest beach to where they were in Germany). It was very strange to Japan, to say the least.

After watching this strange phenomenon for a few minutes, Japan was interrupted by his phone ringing. He subconsciously answered it while still keeping his eyes on his German friend.

"Hey, Japan! It's Norway." Japan suddenly turned his attention to his phone as he wasn't quite sure he heard the caller's voice correctly. He could've sworn the over excited person said he was Norway but that couldn't be true.

"I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch who's calling. Can you say your name again?"

The nation on the other end of the line laughed loudly into the phone. "I said I was Norway!"


Italy hummed happily to himself as he put the last bit of sand on sand castle. When he was satisfied he stood back to admire it. His eyes fell on the top of the castle tower which looked pretty dull with nothing on it. He then smiled as he got an idea. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a white flag. He then carefully placed it on the top of his castle.

Italy was ready to jump for joy as he once again stood back to admire his work. He had to show Germany and Japan. He quickly turned to where Japan was sitting and ran over to him. He was about to start babbling about his amazing sand castle he just built but stopped when he noticed Japan's startled expression.

"Hey, Japan, what's the matter?" Italy asked.

Japan snapped out of his reverie as he heard Italy. "Well, it's just that Norway just called and he didn't seem like himself. Then, he invited the three of us over to play Yahtzee!"


And so, that's why Germany, Italy and Japan were now sitting in Norway's living room with an overly happy Norwegian and a very drunk Dane.

"Ok." Norway said as he pulled out the game. "Who wants to go first?"

Italy's hand immediately shot up. "I do, I do!"

So, the game went on with no one getting a yahtzee until...

"C'mon Norway, just do it already." A drunk Denmark complained after two minutes of Norway shaking the dice.

"YAHTZEE!" Norway exclaimed as he let the dice out. But no one was really focusing on Norway's success as they all turned towards a very paranoid Germany.

"NOOOOO! I'm sorry. I've changed. I really have. I'm sorry. I promise. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Never forget. Never repeat. Never forget. Never repeat. Never forget. Never repeat..."

Everyone just watched in shock for a few minutes as Germany cried about his past. It wasn't everyday that you saw Germany get nervous.

"Uh, maybe we should play something else while Germany is here." Japan said.

"No way!" Norway shouted. "I was winning!"

He then took a bite of his fish he had been strangely holding this whole time as everyone else just stared at the mind boggling scene they had just witnesses and wondered what the hell had happened to their friends.


Ok, I hoped you liked it. I know Finland and Sweden weren't in it but that's because the next chapter will hopefully be focusing on them, and maybe some of a fun Norway...

Anyway, tell me what you think and suggestions are welcome.

-dkfan24