Chapter 3- Goodbye Spongebob, RWBY and SU reveals and other secrets to becoming a Jedi!
'Something Entirely New' belongs to Rebecca Sugar, Cartoon network and the song writers. Warning: The following Chapter will contradict some of the continuity for RWBY and Steven Universe(The song from 'Message Received' occurs again in this story like in the episode too just off-screen)from my previous story. This is because of the latest information the new episodes of both RWBY and Steven Universe has revealed (but Yellow Diamond being on earth in my story will still be cannon), If you're confused I put the recent stuff from Stevenbomb 4(a week of new SU episodes) and RWBY in Flashbacks and mini flashbacks.
This Chapter also has spoilers for the Stevenbomb 4 and the new episodes of RWBY.
You have been warned!
The stuff that happened in 'Beginning of the end' that happen in Present-day occur before the Huge Grimm charge led by Neo and crew to link up the chain of events. Some of Bernice's dialogue was written by her owner AnonymousZGirl . Enjoy!
Then I decide to send out a message to all the Spongebob fans in the world to help us write the perfect episode to end the series the the way the Creator wanted it (Even though he came back)
I looked at my post on the spongebob wikia and media everywhere and smiled.
Some of the ideas included:
(For the start of the special) Spongebob finds his old Magic Conch shell in a storage room from his past and asks it what he should do with his life, It replies by saying 'Nothing'. Patrick come into his house and notices Spongebob sitting there. He then asks the Conch shell if he should go to the Krusty Krab and work there again. The Conch Shell replies 'Yes'. Patricks runs off and leaves the conch shell outside Squidward's house. Squidward hesitantly picks it up and recalls his memories of it from 'Club Spongebob' and asks the shell if he should move away from Spongebob and have a life-long vacation.
The shell says 'No' each time he changed the question, so he gave up on the shell and called a moving van as fast as possible in order to get away from Spongebob and finally have happiness.(Me)
(A plane ejects restaurant equipment and spongebob cheers for the magic conch "All hail the magic Conch!" which props him to resign from the Krusty Krab. Sandy goes to Spongebob's house to say goodbye along with everyone else from the town for a farewell party and Spongebob confesses he's always loved Sandy) make Spongebob leave Bikini Bottom and start his own burger company? Squidward would finally get the peace that he wants, Patrick would be in charge of Krusty Krab and Mr. Krabs would retire (Mixed-Shades)
Everyone demands for Krabby Patties which prompts Spongebob to return to the Krusty Krab again
(Mr Krabs gets the magic conch and asks it if Plankton will ever get his secret formula. The conch replies 'Maybe someday', he then asked if he should retire, the counch replied 'Try asking again')either him marrying Sandy for real, or like if he had to move to a different town because the Krusty Krab is closing for good after everyone finds out what the secret is. (AnonymousZGirl)
(Squidward made a small promise to himself that he would return to the Binkni Bottom to make Krabby Patties for Patrick, Plankton finds a way to make good food and decides to close the Chum bucket down and open a new restaurant called 'Chum A LA Mode' in a different location to get more customers)
I would end the Spongebob series with a party and send everything out with everyone having fun. I think either send it out with a bang or send it out with someone moving away but promising one day they will return and they all can have fun once more even Squidward and being unexpected. (EllipticDART)
At Spongebob's party, Spongebob finally marries Sandy for real and reveals to everyone that he had finally got his driver's liecse. Then Mr Krabs gets inspried by Spongebob's loyalty and robot Krabs to create blueprints for the 'Krusty Krab 2'.
I would end the series with spongebob and sandy getting a proper wedding, patrick moving away with sad violin music in the background, abs dying, and squidward finding happiness. (roastedhawk21)
"Everyone in position. We're going to end Spongebob's show today and mark history!" I cried.
Everyone cheered as the voice actors read the script, reherased their lines and got into the sound booth to record.
Then the episode-making process began.
The theme song was played at the start of the episode as usual.
Then a yellow title card with 'Spongey Farewells' in green writing shown up.
Then the screen changed to show the episode writers of the episodes which was everyone involded in the project before changing to the iconic palm tree above the Bikni Bottom.
"Ah, The Bikini Bottom, the famous town of Spongebob and his friends. Let's see what he's up to on this fine Monday" The French narrator said as the camera focused on Spongebob in his house.
Spongebob was looking in his storage room, discovering nosalgic items of the past including the bubble bottle that he used to make Bubble buddy and the famous magic conch shell.
"Oh, how I've missed you old friend. I wonder if it still works. Magic Conch what should I do in my life?" Spongebob asked the shell as he then pulled the string.
"Nothing" The conch replied.
Spongebob sat there, doing nothing while staring at the ground.
Patrick knocked on Spongebob's door.
"Spongebob? Are you home?" Patrick asked.
He came in anyway and saw his friend just sitting on the ground.
"Are you pretending to be a statue again?" Patrick asked.
No repliy.
Patrick picked up the conch.
"The magic Conch, I haven't seen this in YEARS! Magic Conch, should I work at the Krusty Krab again?" Patrick asked as he pulled the string.
"Yes" The conch replied.
Patrick ran out of Spongebob's house, drooped the conch in front of Squidward's house as he rushed back to his house to change into his usual outfit with the Krusty krab hat and raced to the Krusty Krab.
Squidward opened the door and saw the conch.
Memories from the 'Club Spongebob' episode flashed in his mind.
He picked up the conch anyway.
"Should I move away from Spongebob for a long vacation?" he asked.
"No" the conch replied.
"Should I move away from Spongebob for a long vacation?" he asked.
"No" the conch replied.
"Why is there torture porn of me?" he asked.
"Nickaloden is a greedy organisation to relishes in torturing writers to make those episodes and continue this show for so long so you should blame all of your problems on them" The conch replied.
Squidward growled.
He proceed to start packing his things and called a moving van as quickly as he could.
Meanwhile, Plankton tried to steal the Krabby Patty formula one last time through one of his never-before-seen methods and failed again.
Over time he had created a file cabinet of all of his plans from 'A-Z' (with Z.2 added in for time travel reasons).
The plan he had just used was 'Plan Y'. What was it? We will never know because I can't think of a plan he hasn't currently tried that's just as original as the one in the first movie.
"I tried everything, Karen. What am I meant to do now?" Plankton cried, miserably.
"You could try experimenting to make edible food and move location?" Karen suggested.
"That might actually be a great idea. Wish I had thought of that" Plankton stated.
So Plankton and Karen stayed up every night testing every ingredient they could find to make the right combination that would ultimately save Plankton's business.
During all of this commotion, a plane flew by and ejected restaurant equipment.
"ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH!" Spongebob cried as he then did the sounds he and Patrick did in 'Club Spongebob'.
The following day...
Spongebob went into work with a smile on his face with the conch hidden in his clothing.
"Morning, Spongebob. Have you seen Squidward? The cash register needs to be watched at all times so I got Patrick to do it in his absence" Mr Krabs said.
"Well, you see Mr Krabs. I'm resigning to pursue another dream and more importantly pass my driving exam to get my license" Spongebob said.
"But Spongebob, who's going to make the Krabby Patties?" Mr Krabs asked.
"I can do it" Patrick offered.
"No, I need someone who's just as skilled as Spongebob: Squidward" Mr Krabs stated.
Squidward was on his sit-down bike thing from the 'First movie', following the moving van out of town when he saw the 'Now leaving Bikni Bottom' sign.
He stopped.
"I'll make sure to at least visit every now and again" he promised to himself as he then continued to follow the van to his new vacation suite far away.
"Mr Squidward, We need you to come back and make Krabby patties" Mr Krabs said.
"How did you get my phone number?" Squidward asked.
"That's not important right now, just come back ok?" Mr Krabs said as he hung up.
At Spongebob's house...
Spongebob was decorating his house for a farewell party and invited all of his friends including the background characters to his house.
Squidward and Sandy dropped by to see him off.
"Squidward, you made it. I know you had a heart all along" Spongebob said as he hugged his old friend.
"Spongebob, I'm gonna miss you" Sandy said.
"Sandy, I've always had secret deep feelings for you. Will you marry me?" Spongebob asked.
"Yes!" Sandy cried.
Everyone cheered.
Mr Krabs got hold on the conch shell.
"Will Plankton get my secret formula?" Mr Krabs asked.
"Maybe someday" The conch replied.
"Should I retire?" He asked.
"Try asking again later" The conch replied.
The fish that were in line to get Krabby Patties were angry when Squidward return to the Krusty Krab and made Krabby Patties even though they were just as good as Spongebob's.
"We want Spongebob's Patties!We want Spongebob's Patties!We want Spongebob's Patties!" The crowd chanted.
"Sounds like a lot of..." A voice said.
"Hoopla!" the hoopla fish cried.
"Sounds like a lot of..." the voice tried again.
"Hoopla!" The hoopla fish persisted.
"Sounds like a..." the voice began.
"Hoopla!" The same fish cried.
The scene scrolled over to the very small, green Hoopla fish that was wearing a purple shirt and indigo pants.
"Hoopla!" he yelled as he opened his mouth widely when he yelled "Hoopla."
Someone off screen threw a brick at the fish.
The screen then scrolled back to the patty that Squidward was making
"Sounds like a lot of hoopla to make over a little Krabby Patty right? [chuckles] WRONG!" The voice cried.
"We need to get Spongebob back or I won't be able to choose a manger in the next 6 months of this episode" Mr Krabs stated.
Meanwhile somewhere else in the ocean (Possibly Rock Bottom)...
Plankton had managed to create his own masterpiece with Karen's help and decided to move his business somewhere else and renamed his restaurant 'Chum A LA Mode' making delicious sandwiches and soup made from healthy, tasty ingredients that include a variety of vegetables and spices plus whatever meat these fish people use in their food(No idea what meat they use).
Over a couple of days, Plankton had managed to get a least five costumers to his new restaurant.
It felt very refreshing for him but something was missing.
There was void hidden in these week of success and he knew only one thing that could fill it.
So he moved his business back to its original location but keep the new popular food on the menu.
He looked through his long list of plans and noticed that there were a pile of chum buckets in his closet.
He smiled and began to write down what would be become 'Plan Z'.
Do you remember when Spongebob made great snail food for Gary and then forgot all about it? You don't well, let's try and remind Spongebob of this small fact for the future.
The party had just taken off as all of Spongebob's friends were turning up including the Flying Dutchman and good ol' Bubble Buddy!
"What a great party be this! Friends, howl with me slike old times so that we might set the Seven Seas ablaze with fear!" The flying Dutchman said.
He then proceeded to howl like a wolf]
Spongebob screamed (it sounded more like a laugh).
"Leedle-leedle-leedle-lee!" Patrick said.
The flying dutchman howled like a wolf once again.
Spongebob scream-laughed.
"Leedle-leedle-leedle-lee!" Patrick said.
Flying Dutchman was going to howl again but Patrick cut him off.
"Leedle-eedle-eedle- eedle-eedle! [Flying Dutchman going to howl again but Patrick cut him off] Leedle-eedle-eedle-eedle-eedle! [Flying Dutchman going to howl again but Patrick cut him off once more] Leedle-eedle-eedle-eedle-eedle!" Patrick said.
A Very long and awkward silence occurred.
"Eh, that'll do." The flying dutchman said.
"Sandy, will you marry me?" Spongebob asked.
"I'd love to Spongebob but that would break Steven's rule about romance for you" Sandy sighed.
"I understand" Spongebob said, disappointedly.
"I heard you made great snail food once. You could try to start a company in the future after Mr Krabs retires" Sandy suggested.
"That's a great idea, Sandy. Listen up everyone, I got my driver's license off-screen!" Spongebob cried as everyone cheered.
"I've been around for a very long time,
Got fans all over the world and my license,
Don't wait up for me I'm gonna drive a sandwich in the future,
Kill the new Mr Krabs he's a cold-hearted jerk!
Kill the new me he doesn't deserve to work!
I've achieved my GO-O-A-L!(Achieved my goal)
I've achieved my GO-O-A-L!(Achieved my goal)
I've achieved my GO-O-A-L!(Achieved my goal)
Squidward deserves a well-earned break,
Mr Krabs just needs to take the cake(change his ways).
Sandy was better with personality,
We used to be funny don't you see?
And Patrick please be the friend you used to be!
I've achieved my GO-O-A-L!(Achieved my goal)
I've achieved my GO-O-A-L!(Achieved my goal)
I've achieved my GO-O-A-L!(Achieved my goal)
(Slowly)
We're going to go places that not even Nick can see
We're gonna go somewhere far just you and me
We're going back to our prime old selves and flash forward through Movie bells!
I've achieved my GO-O-A-L!(Achieved my goal)
I've achieved my GO-O-A-L!(Achieved my goal)
I've achieved my GO-O-A-L!(Achieved my goal)
I'm back" Spongebob sang.
Everyone applauded as Spongebob bowed.
"I'm going to come back to the Krusty Krab, Mr Krabs. I'll do the snail food stuff as a hobby for now and pursue the business in the future. You understand right?" Spongebob asked.
"Sure I do, Lad. Listen up everyone! Thanks to Spongebob's loyalty, Robot Krabs and my not-so-crazy-love for money, I am going to create blueprints for a future restaurant. It will be called The Krusty Krab 2!" Mr Krabs annouced.
He then ushered Spongebob to a corner.
"I got a friend to help me build something special just for you: I call it the 'Patty Wagon'" Mr Krabs said, softly.
Spongebob made excited sounds while his eyes lit up.
"It's time for the moment you've been waiting for." The voice as a blue screen as a blue screen appeared with the Krabby Patty-moblie slowly coming closer to the screen.
The narrator was singing, then pants exhaustedly, takes a deep breath and then resumed singing as the car was close up on the screen.
"Driving the Krabby Patty Mobile!" The Voice said as Mr Krabs gave Spongebob the keys to the car.
"Wow! That's for me?!" Spongebob cried as Mr Krabs showed him a picture.
"Yes and You'll get to drive it in due time." Mr Krabs replied.
Then he turned to the crowd.
"Once the blueprints for the KK2 is ready, all of the employees will be shown a bried slide show about being a manager" Mr Krabs said.
Spongebob was excited about the near-future.
Squidward then smiled as everyone danced together.
SpongeBob then sang 'Sweet Victory'.
-Time skip to and past the First Movie(All post episodes are considered non-cannon in my book so don't ask me about referencing them!)-
Spongebob was now the manage of the Krusty Krab 2 like he always wanted and waved goodbye to the audience.
"So long, My friends" Spongebob said with a smile.
Squidward got to cook at the orignal Krusty Krab while Patrick took over at the cash register and Sandy did the same job as Patrick's at the second one.
Mindy got to be Queen eventually and married to reasonably smart Patrick, Mr Krabs got to retire, Plankton finally got costumers like he always wanted and gave up being evil, Sandy got a black belt and won the noble prize award at some point, Gary got his peace and got a medal from the Mayor and Everyone lived happily ever after.
Also Patty was arrested for trying to kidnap famous celebrities and is currently in an asylum, making Spongebob videos on Youtube for the rest of his days with Potty.
Then there was a flash of scenes from all of the good past episodes and the first movie in a fast montage.
"And so that ends the tale of our beloved friends in the Bikni Bottom. See ya next time as in never! Good bye! Adios!..." The narrator said as he continued to say goodbye in many languages before the screen faded to black.
The the end title card read:
Here lies Spongebob Sqaurepants
1999-2016
Too many F-ing years!
-The end of the episode-
"That was amazing!" Sky exclaimed.
So we gave the episode to the artists to animate it and then they gave it to Nicktoons to air it on TV.
Every fan that saw the broadcast loved it and was glad Spongebob had finally died in peace.
Then the writers kicked us out and unleashed both the breadwinners(don't care about their names) and Pickle 'n' Peanut to act as bodyguards to keep us out.
"Do you want some of this?" One of the blue guys(The small one) asked as he began to shake his butt at us.
"Yeah" Pickle said as he and his friend took a selfie with 'duck lips' to irritate us.
"Come on, guys. We're going to beat that Nick Wizard into dust" I said.
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"Ok, here's the plan I'm going to steal Steven's creativity through the help of Teen titans Go!, Modern Jerky Spongebob (He still has jerktonium from the second christmas special), Breadwinners, P&P, Sanjay and Criag and every other bad cartoon that's been greenlit in exisitence while helping Cinder's plan from the sidelines.
Shego, you and the Saint Rose crusaders will take out Sora so Kingdom Hearts will fall and Yellow Diamond, bring me the boy" The Nick Wizard said.
While Shego's team tracked down Sora and Yellow Diamond's troops looked for Steven; The Nick Wizard had a meeting with three of the multiverse's most powerful villians ever: Maleficent, Darth Vader and Kylo Ren(all from different points in time).
"This meeting is now in cession. What can you guys bring to the playing field to improve our chances of winning?" The Nick Wizard asked.
"Well, I found a way to control the shadow Blot and command it to drain all of the creativity of all of the popular characters to make them all one dimensional shadows of their former selves which in turn will convince the companies that own them to force the writers to make horrid episodes just to milk as much money as they can to keep the shows afloat" Maleficent stated.
"Well, I have a plan to make an even better Death star so no rebels can find it or blow it up so we can destroy every rebel in existence!" Darth Vader remarked.
Kylo Ren scoffed.
"That's nothing, Grandfather. We have a starkiller base, NOTHING can destroy that thing" he smirked.
5 seconds later, Hans Solo managed to blow up both the death star and Starkiller base.
"That was unfortunate" Maleficent said with a cheeky grin.
"Wait a mintue!...You're my Grandson?! Hey, Luke I have a grandson! Hey, giant ghot hologram gut from Force awakens, I have a grandson! Hey random dipper guy I just met, I have a grandson! Hey universe, I HAVE A GRANDSON!" Darth Vader cried.
"I'm not going to hear the end of this, am I?" Kylo ren asked.
"Nope" Maleficent and The nick Wizard said, with giant grins on their faces.
"NOOOOOOOO-!" Kylo Ren began to scream.
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Steven was asleep while Amethyst and Pearl got his birthday party ready for the following day.
Before Peridot's crash in the kitchen, Steven learnt a lot about Ruby and Sapphire from Garnet's story.
At this point in time, Ruby and Sapphire had escaped Blue Diamond and were now trapped on Earth.
They talked about their fusion together and warmed up to each other so much that they began to sing together 'Something Entirely New'.
Then Garnet in her first pink and blue cotton candy-haired style form met Rose and Pearl.
With Rose's reassurance, Garnet told Rose how she felt and when Rose said that she knew the answer Peridot crashed in the kitchen.
Steven knew the answer anyway and ran ahead.
The next day, he had to face embarrassing but adorable pictures of himself as a baby, toddler and child up to present-day in his memory book that Greg showed to Connie.
"Oh, Steven you're so adorable!" Connie exclaimed.
A rush of emotion overwhelmed him and he grew to the height of a 'normal' 14 year old.
"Happy birthday!" Everyone cried as Garnet and Amethyst held a cookie cat cake with a red '1' and blue '4' candles on the top.
They all gasped.
"Steven!" Garnet cried.
"Oh, my!" Pearl exclaimed.
Greg fainted.
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Meanwhile, Yellow Diamond contacts an old friend to help her destroy the crystal gems: Blue Diamond.
Blue Diamond was alive but told Yellow Diamond that she had lost her pearl to the Crystal Gems as they'd persuaded her to join them and fight.
-Mini flashback after the events Garnet had told to Steven-
Blue Diamond's Pearl had physical features(Like her nose) and build that looked identical to the Crystal Gem Pearl but with sky blue skin and long, messy pale blue hair that covers her eyes wearing a pale blue leotard, a transparent skirt, and no footwear with her white circular gemstone with no facets located on her chest.
"To battle!" Rose cried as she, Pearl, Blue pearl, Garnet and the other new recruits charged at Blue Diamond's group poofing all of them spontaneously.
"I'll get you all for this!" Blue Diamond cried.
"That's for being cruel to me" Blue pearl said as she poofed Blue Diamond just as she was about to strike a final blow to BD's gem, she was stopped.
"No, stop. We'll bubble them instead" Rose suggested which they ended up doing.
A thousand years past as time caught to when Rose gave up her physical form for Steven to be born, When Steven turned 11 and found out about the room with all the bubbled gems, he accidentally popped one which happened to be Blue Diamond.
Steven ran back to his room before she reformed to her original form and escaped the temple to go into hiding.
This little event happened after 'Monster Buddies' but way before 'Jail Break'.
-end of flash back-
Yellow Diamond asked BD to join her and help her use the Cluster to shatter the crystal gems.
Blue diamond agreed to the plan and met up with Yellow Diamond on the outskirts of Beach City.
Blue Diamond had a dark navy blue complexion wearing a long, blue cloak of a slightly lighter shade that concealed her eyes with long dark hair(showed on the Mural portrait from the Moon Base), plump lips, a straight nose with her gemstone which had a diamond-shaped facet on it located on her chest who was noticeably tall in height.
Yellow Diamond smiled as her gem which had a diamond facet that was located on her chest like BD shone the moon's soft light.
"Welcome to Earth, old friend" she said.
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-Rewind to when YD is still on Homeworld but after the Crystal Gems + Peridot have got the co-ordinates from the moon Base and Steven and his friends try to stop Peridot from Contacting Yellow Diamond after she uses her Peribot robot which all occur after his birthday(Part flashback and part present-day -in line with 'It could've been great' and 'Message received' then 'Log date 7. 15.2'-)-
"You're not getting away with it! I trusted you! I spend all that time bonding and hoping and caring about you!" Steven cried.
"You don't get it either! This is your whole problem! Your emotions rule out reason! I will do what has to be done!" Peridot cried as she activated the diamond communicator that was a octahedral gem-like object with white, blue, yellow and pink facets on it.
"Wh- " Steven began.
Peridot giggled.
"She'll sort this out" she said.
The Crystal Gems took cover behind the bot as the communicator opened up a hologram as Peridot got manically excited.
"This is the Yellow Diamond control room." Yellow Diamond's Pearl said.
This Pearl had puffy yellow hair similar to her master that is pointy and in a similar bob design and pale yellow skin with a smilar build and facial features to Pearl of the Crystal Gems and Blue Diamond's Pearl wearing a beige or pale peach maillot with a similar neckline to Blue Diamond's Pearl's, puffy canary yellow sheer shoulder sleeves and no skirt, as well as pale peach socks and yellow shoes with her round polished cabochon yellow pearl on her chest.
The control room was similar in appearance to the Moon Base, not identical, with only a white floating chair atop a stepped diamond-shaped altar can be seen of the inside, seemingly where Yellow Diamond works with a large glass wall separating the control room from the outside, where several asteroids floated in space both near and far.
"Is that another pearl?" Amethyst asked.
"Who is she?" Steven asked.
"Ugh, not all pearls know each other Steven." Pearl said.
"Who authorized you to make this call?" Yellow Pearl asked.
"No one, B-b-but it's an emergency!" Peridot cried.
"That's no excuse to use the direct diamond communication channel." Yellow Pearl said.
"Pearl." Yellow Diamond said.
"Yes my Diamond?" Yellow Pearl asked.
"Why is there someone on the Diamond line?" YD asked.
"I don't know. I was just about to tell her that-" Yellow Pearl began.
"I'll take it from here." YD said as she appeared on the hologram screen.
Yellow Diamond had a pointed, upturned nose and plump lips, an unusually long neck with her hair in a short bob with two spiked tips, black eyebrows as well, black markings around both her eyes and diamond shaped pupils wearing a black and olive bodysuit similar to the ones worn by Jasper, Peridot and Garnet, as well as a yellow coat with very large shoulder pads and a cutout for her gemstone, gloves of a slightly darker yellow and very dark olive yellow boots along with being very tall compared to her pearl and slender.
"Is that..." Amethyst began.
"Yellow... " Pearl added.
"Diamond." Garnet finished.
"My diamond, Peridot reporting in." Peridot stated.
"Which peridot?" Yellow Diamond asked.
"F- Facet-2F5L Cut-5XG. I'm sorry to contact you this way, but all other forms of communication have been destroyed and- " Peridot began.
Yellow Diamond made a sign for Peridot to stop talking.
"This says you're behind schedule on your mission too...How is, the Earth." Yellow Diamond asked.
"It's... full of life." Peridot replied.
"Organic life... and where is the Jasper I assigned you? And why aren't you calling from the ship?" Yellow Diamond asked.
"The ship was destroyed." Peridot replied.
"By whom?" YD asked.
"I-I-I-It was destroyed by... No one! There was... an accident while we were landing." Peridot said.
"I'll inform your manager of your incompetence. And what is the status of The Cluster?" Yellow Diamond asked.
"The Cluster, will emerge shortly." Peridot replied.
"Good, we'll finally get some use out of that miserable planet... Thank you for your report Peridot, There'll be a ship heading to your location to take you to your next assignment." Yellow Diamond said.
"Wait! I-I wouldn't called to waste your time with a report." Peridot stated.
"You already have." YD stated.
"No, I mean... the reason I called... the real reason is... I believe we should terminate The Cluster." Peridot said.
"Why?" YD asked.
"The organic ecosystem creates resources unique to this world, we can't sacrifice all that potential just for one geo-weapon. I'd like to tell you some plans I came up with to utilize a planet without disrupting the local... " Peridot began to explain.
"I've heard enough, I don't care about potential and resources." Yellow Diamond said.
"What?!" Peridot exclaimed.
"I want my Cluster and I want that planet to die, just make that happen." Yellow Diamond stated.
"No!" Peridot cried.
Yellow Diamond's Pearl gasped.
"Are you questioning my authority?!" Yellow Diamond cried.
"I'm questioning your objectivity! My Diamond." Peridot stated.
"Well!" Yellow Pearl (Yellow Diamond's pearl) cried.
"You are out of line." Yellow Diamond said.
"I just think- " Peridot began.
"I'm not interested in the puny thoughts of a Peridot" Yellow Diamond stated.
"But!" Peridot cried.
"You have disrespected this channel and my time with your presence and you would do well to-" Yellow Diamond began.
"But... " Peridot began.
"Shut your mouth!" Yellow Diamond finished.
"You have failed at every stage of this mission. Your only chance to redeem yourself is to obey this simple order, you are to leave the Cluster to grow, it will tear apart the Earth, and I will take immense satisfaction in erasing that hideous rock off of our star maps. Is that clear!?" Yellow Diamond ordered.
"I won't do it! I can tell you with certainty that there are things on this planet worth protecting!" Peridot declared.
"What do you know about the Earth?" Yellow Diamond asked.
"Apparently more than YOU! You... CLOD!" Peridot cried.
Yellow Diamond glared angrily at Peridot.
"Uh! Peridot out!" Peridot stated swiftly and she quickly cut the transmission.
Steven and the Gems came out from hiding and began to congratulate Peridot.
"That was AMAZING!" Steven exclaimed.
"I can't believe I just did that..." Peridot stated.
"I was so wrong about being so wrong about you!" Steven exclaimed.
"You thought you could change her mind." Garnet said.
"Yellow D got torn down by the "Peri-dactyl"!" Amethyst cried.
Peridotsighed and gave the communicator to Pearl.
"Can one of you take this?" Peridot asked.
"Why?" Pearl asked.
"Because it can be remotely detonated." Peridot stated.
The communicator glowed red and the Crystal Gems started to panic while Peridot curled up into a ball.
"How do we stop it?!" Pearl asked.
"Just get rid of it!" Garnet exclaimed.
"Here Amethyst." Pearl said as she passed the communicator to Amethyst.
"WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH IT?" Amethyst asked.
Amethyst threw it to Steven, who bubbled it and Garnet punched the bubbled communicator, launching it far away where it exploded.
"I thought I could reason with her..." Peridot said.
"Yeah. You really made her mad." Amethyst said.
"And then you insulted her to her face." Pearl said.
"Do you know what this means?!" Steven cried.
"That I'm a traitor to my home world..." Peridot began.
"You're a Crystal Gem!" Steven said as he hugged Peridot.
"Whether you like it or not." Garnet stated.
Peridot started moaning loudly as the camera zoomed out, revealing the Earth.
-the following day, I think-
Peridot stared out of the hole in the side of the barn.
"Log date: 7 15 2... I can't believe I just did that! I disobeyed my orders and went against Yellow Diamond's wishes! I'm a traitorous clod! I never want to think about what I've done again!" Peridot said in her her tap recorder before proceeding to rewind it.
"I'm a traitorous clod!" Peridot on the tape recorder said.
"Yehahaha! And I called Yellow Diamond a clod right to her face!" Peridot said, delightly.
Suddenly devastated, Peridot dropped to her knees as Steven was watching.]
"I called Yellow Diamond a clod... right to her face!" Peridot cried.
"Uh, Peridot? Are you gonna be okay?" Steven asked.
Peridot re-winded the tape again.
"I'm a traitorous clod! *rewind* Traitorous clod! *rewind* " Peridot said on tape recorder.
"No!" Peridot replied, grinning happily.
It's all gonna work out. You're with us now.
"You don't understand! I'm protecting a planet I was once trying to destroy! I used to follow every order. Every rule. Now I'm a traitor. A rebel! (stars appeared in her eyes) A Crystal Gemmmmhmhmhm!" Peridot stated.
Peridot rewinds the tape repeatedly.
"Clod! Clod! Clod!" Peridot on the tape recorder said.
"Well... that tape recorder seems to be helping." Steven stated.
Peridot: *Peridot threw the tape recorder* "No it's not!" She cried.
*The tape recorder hit Garnet in the face.*
"It's a chronicle of my descent into madness!" Peridot added.
Garent walked to Peridot with the tape recorder*
"You dropped this." Garnet said.
"Get it away from me. Give it to Steven, return madness to its source!" Peridot cried as she crawled on the floor.
Steven: "Are you sure you don't want it?" Steven asked as Garnet dropped the recorder into Steven's hands.
"Whatever, it's yours now. Yours, not mine, not mine! Yours! Yours!" Peridot exclaimed while holding her face.
"Let's calm down." Garnet said as she place her hand on Peridot's shoulder.
"...Okay. *Garnet picked Peridot up* So am I gonna have to wear a star? Where am I gonna put the star?!" Peridot cried as Garnet carried Peridot off.
"They seem to be getting along well. I wonder when that happened... " Steven said.
He then looked at the tape recorder in his hand.
Steven looked awkwardly away and pressed the rewind button on the tape recorder.
-Flashback-
[Steven and Peridot sit in a truck bed.]
Peridot (on tape recorder): Log date 7 11 2. The Steven has given me this Earth machine to replace my communicator log. It looks... extremely primitive. He also said he wanted me to stop calling him "the Steven".
Steven: It's just Steven.
Peridot (on tape recorder): I said I'll call him whatever I want.
[Peridot hisses.]
Peridot (on tape recorder): He told me that was rude.
Steven: Rude.
Peridot (on tape recorder): I guess I'll call him... Steven.
[Peridot watches a ladybug.]
Tape Recorder: The organic life forms of Earth have fascinating traits despite their poor choice of residence. I wonder if all of them of have flight capabilities.
[Peridot climbs on top of the barn. Greg is repairing the roof.]
Greg: Ohh, you must be Peridot.
[Peridot stares intently at Greg, making him nervous. Suddenly, she pushes him off the roof.]
Greg: Whooaoh aaaaahhh!
[Peridot peers over the edge. Garnet is standing on the ground, holding Greg.]
Garnet: Peridot!
Peridot: What do you want?
Garnet: You can't just shove someone off a roof!
Peridot: Why not?
Garnet: This is a human, he isn't like us. He's fragile and soft.
Greg: Hey, it's not like a six pack is going to save you from that height.
Garnet: You could've seriously hurt him!
Peridot: Well, how was I supposed to know that?
Garnet: Hmm. Greg, you have to excuse Peridot. She's far from her homeworld and she still has a lot to learn about our planet.
Peridot: No I don't!
Garnet: Yes you do!
Greg: Ahh, hey yeah don't worry about it.
Peridot: Gahhh!
Peridot (on tape recorder): In conclusion, not all of the organic beings here can fly. Additionally it is without question that the permafusion Garnet is the worst.
[Peridot is in the barn, holding a broom upside down, rubbing the handle across the floor.]
Peridot (on tape recorder): Today I was assigned to the "chore" - cleaning duty. Like I'm the pearl. These clods are lucky that they have me. Although while doing "chore", I did happen upon a container containing many... "shirts".
[Peridot is holding a pair of boxers with alien heads on them.]
Peridot (on tape recorder): Imagine - appearance modifiers that aren't melded to your body.
[Peridot puts the shorts on.]
Peridot: Oooh, hehehehe.
Garnet: Nice shorts. *thumbs up*
Peridot: Ahh! H-how did these get here! *rips shorts in half*
[Peridot is working on a mailbox outside of the barn. Steven walks up to her holding something behind his back.]
Peridot (on tape recorder): Log Date 7 1 22. Today marks the 30th earth rotation since my...capture.
Steven (holding out cans): Happy one month canniversary!
Peridot: Cylinders?
Steven: They're stilts. You tie them on to your feet and then make you taller. I tried to spruce them up a bit. I dunno what it is about flames, but they just make everything cooler.
Peridot: Why are you giving me these?
Steven: Because I want you to feel nice! That what gifts are for. You give them to your friends to show you care. And they go "wow, thanks!"
Peridot: Hef! As if I'd stoop so low as to tie earth trash to my body. Leave me! Go-go-go-go! And WOW THANKS!
[Peridot is inside the barn, wearing the stilts.]
Peridot: Why yes Pearl, I did get taller. How correct for you to notice. Of course, Amethyst, I will acquire those cheesy chaaps from that very high shelf. *jumps and stumbles* Hahaha! They even function in reverse! *trips over a rock*
[Peridot, in front of a mirror in the barn. She is holding a book titled "Jokes! How to Make People Laugh Around You Instead of Feel Bad".]
Peridot: Jokes. *clears throat* Why did the chicken cross the road? ... The chicken wanted to get the other side of the road. ... Ahhh, hahaha! ...What's a chicken?
Peridot: (on tape recorder): It seems the earth ones are constantly filling the voids of their life with meaningless distractions.
Camp Pining Hearts announcer: On the last episode of Camp Pining Hearts...
Paulette: I don't care if you're on the yellow team Percy. We can make this work.
Percy: It's color war Paulette. Does that mean anything to you?
[Paulette and Percy kiss]
Peridot: What is this strange ritual?
Steven: Uhh, that's umm-
Peridot: Are they attempting fusion?
Steven:No, well, my dad told me during certain stages of your life...
Peridot:How could anyone indulge in this.. baseless dribble, I'll have no part of it.
Peridot [on tape recorder):Hour 78 of Camp Pining Hearts.
Percy/Peridot:It's the color war Paulette, doesn't that mean anything to you?
Steven:Uh, you've been here for a few days, is everything okay?
Peridot:I've just been.. watching your previously recorded entertainment.
Steven:Is that... the same episode from three days ago?
Peridot:There's more than one?
Steven:Ummmm... nah. *shrugs* Oh, you made a picture. *Steven reaches down to pick up a paper in front of Peridot*
Peridot:Picture? This isn't just a picture Steven! It's a complex chart cataloging the compatible characteristics between campers. Somehow the rejects at "Camp Clod" fail to recognize the superior pair that is Pierre and Percy.
Steven:Well, that's because Paulette likes Percy.
Peridot:Paulette? Ha! Paulette has no place in the camp's hierarchy. Now Pierre, Pierre is a brute, Pierre laid waste to the three legged races! Pierre and Percy present the strongest battle formations, they'd destroy the camp!
Steven:You got all this from one episode?
Peridot:It's... subtext Steven. Allow me to explain. Well first of all Percy and Pierre are...
-End of flashback-
Steven looked down at the tape recorder in annoyance in the present.
Steven: "I remember this part." Steven said as he presesed the fast forward button.
-Fast flashback-
Peridot [slowed down audio from fast forwarded segment]:[?] leaving his [?] not to mention Percy is adept at aquatic sports. He would have won the canoe race if he weren't so busy drooling over Paulette, and the other part where Percy goes to the bottom of the lake to get Paulette's friendship bracelet proved that [?] by the entire camp [?]. And Pierre is a force to be reckoned with on land, when he [?].
Steven stopped fast forwarding the tape.
-Flashback again-
[Steven is asleep while Garnet listens to the end of Peridot's explanation.]
Peridot:...And that's why Percy and Pierre are objectively the best for each other!
(Garnet gives Peridot a thumbs up. Peridot angrily tears up her chart.)
Peridot: Log Date 7 1 32. Progress on the cluster drill is going optimal. Surprisingly, though I have a few complaints on the word ethic of-
Amethyst (shapeshifted as a Lion): Heyyyy! *giggles*
Pearl: Amethyst, really, this is no time to be fooling around.
Amethyst: Aww.. Come on P, I'm just tryna lion the mood. *pause* Lion the mood.
Pearl: *brings welding helmet down and grunts*
Peridot: Do you always use shapeshifting like this?
Amethyst: You mean to be really cool? *shapeshifts into Peridot* Pretty much.
Peridot: But it's such a-
Peridot/Amethyst: Significant use of energy compared to the output.
Peridot: What was that?
Amethyst: I've been practicing my 'Peri' phrasing, pretty impressive in my opinion but it's hard to beat the original.
Peridot: *blushes* Hehehe. So, can you shift into anything?
Amethyst: Sure. *shapeshifts back* Got a request?
(Short time skip. Amethyst is running around as a chicken.)
Amethyst: Bawck bawck! I'm a chicken! Ahahaha!
Peridot: Hahahaha! I get the joke now!
Pearl: Heh, yes well at least she isn't lion around anymore, heheh.
Peridot: Ahahaha!
Peridot (on tape recorder): Pearl really tries for some reason and I can appreciate that, Amethyst's company is entertaining as well, but the fused one... eludes me.
Pearl: Okay, we can add more support as we go, but for now we just have to pick it up and put it on top.
Amethyst: No sweat. *shapeshifts into the Purple Puma* Lets do this!
Pearl: You've got the right idea but we might wanna be a bit more careful.
Amethyst: *shapeshifts back* Gotcha. Ahem, shall we?
[Pearl and Amethyst fuse into Opal. Opal stretches and puts the drill on the placement board.]
Garnet: That looks great! Let's take a break.
Peridot: Wha?
[Peridot runs to Garnet.]
Peridot: Alright, I'm at my limit!
Garnet: Evening, Peridot.
Peridot: Explain it to me, fusion! I can at least make sense of your existence if it's for a functional purpose. But you? You're not using your combined size and strength to do anything!
Garnet: I'm doing something.
Peridot: And what's that?
Garnet: Stargazing.
Peridot: Eugh. You can do that alone.
Garnet: Don't want to.
Peridot: Hmph.
[Garnet pats hay bale beside her. Peridot sighs and sits down.]
Garnet: You can see Homeworld's galaxy from here.
Peridot: You're right.
Garnet: We're very different. I appreciate that.
Peridot: Really?
Garnet: If you really want to understand fusion, I can help you.
Peridot (incredulously): What do you mean?
Garnet: Let's fuse.
Peridot: Oh my stars! (falls off hay bale)
Garnet: Hah, I get it - you're not ready, that's fair. Another time then.
Peridot: No! Uh, nonono, just - just give me a sec!
(Music playing, Garnet and Peridot dancing)
Garnet: Get ready.
Peridot: (breaks away from Garnet) Nuh, nonononono. (teeters, regains balance) I can't do it.
Garnet: That's fine! Peridot, I'm proud of you.
Peridot: Why?!
Garnet: Because you made an effort to understand me.
Peridot: But I still don't understand you! Why are you fused all the time?!
Garnet: I'm Percy and Pierre.
Peridot: ...Ohhhhh!
-End of flashback-
Steven was sitting in the broken barn, listening to the tape recorder.
"Okay, go!" Peridot said through the tape recorder.
"Log date (Steven gasped) seven fourteen two." Garnet said on the tape recorder.
"No, you say it seven one four two. Ugh! Log date seven one four two. I have attempted a fusion with the fusion Garnet. I had hoped to gain a better understanding of fusion. Instead, I got a better understanding of Garnet." Peridot said on the tape recorder.
"Wait, keep it on a moment. Steven, you probably shouldn't have listened to Peridot's logs. But I know you're curious and it comes from a place of caring. You should give the recorder back to her now. She's going to want to keep it. " Garnet said on the tape recorder directly to Steven.
"Wait, what?" Peridot asked in confused one the recorder.
Steven stopped the tape recorder.
"Here, Peridot. Take this back." Steven said.
"Wow. Thanks." Peridot said.
Garnet and Steven gave a thumbs up. Peridot copied them.
The log dates in this were:
7 11 2 - Too Far, first tape recorder log
7 12 2 - One month anniversary of capture
7 13 2 - Amethyst transforms and everybody puns
7 14 2 - Attempts to fuse with Garnet, Garnet leaves message
7 15 2 - Beginning of episode, last log
-End of Continuity flashback-
"Who are you?" Bernice asked as she was walking by and saw both Yellow Diamond and Blue Diamond together.
"I am Yellow Diamond and this is Blue Diamond and my Yellow Pearl as well" YD replied.
"Man, now that we see her clearly...she looks like a Grandma, I mean Blue Diamond is way more pretty and Mom looking then Yellow Diamond...Yellow Diamond looks OLD.
I mean if I had to pick which to give a Grandmother's day card to and a Mother's day card to either of them...I would give the Mother's day card to Blue Diamond, and Yellow Diamond the Grandmother's day card because she looks so OLD and Grandma looking." Bernice stated.
Yellow Diamond began to boil with fury and Bernice hid behind a vehicle as she exploded with anger.
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We found Maleficent, The Nick wizard and Shego's team in a dark location.
"Let Sora go!" Sky cried.
"Make me, newbie! Unless you want to try to fight me one-on-one!" Shego threatened.
"Nope, er...We're good" Sky replied.
"We need Kim for that" I stated as I accidentally spoke over Sky at the same time.
"It's juice and jam time!" a voice cried.
"Summons, go!" we cried as we threw our summon charms in the air as a white light flashed to signify that the characters (Todd and Riley Daring from the Replacements
Darkwing Duck
Arnold and Helga
KP, Ron and Rufus
Atomic Betty, Sparky and X-5
Sector V
Numbuh 274(Chad)
Numbuh 9(Maurice)
Huey,Louie and Dewy +Webby
Jake Long
Lilo and Stitch
Genie and Eden
Doug
Filmore
Lloyd
Max and PJ
The House of Mouse characters + Oswald and his children
Kronk, Kuzco and Bucky
Peper Ann
Gummi Bears
Chip and Dale
Recess gang
The wild thornberrys
Ginger from all about Ginger) from the summons had arrived.
When Todd and Riley were summoned, their theme song played in the background.
"KP, have you got your awesome battle suit?" I asked.
"I've got it, number one fan" KP replied with a wink.
I would have fainted there and then but I knew this was no time for fangirling over my childhood hero; This was business!
"Everyone, Charge!" Jean cried as we all charged while doing a battle cry.
During all of the fighting, Sora managed to escape Shego and her team's grasp.
"What have you go against cartoons, man?" I asked the nick wizard as Bernice assisted in the fighting.
"Cartoons ruin lives, once I rule this world I will force anyone who likes cartoons to submit to watching only bad live action shows 24/7 until they start to act and talk like the characters themselves!" The Nick Wizard cried.
Just then Shadow and Chase Young appeared to help the Nick wizard win the fight.
Shadow had long dark-green hair ending in a curl, a white headband with the Taoism insignia at its center, thick black eyebrows, light-green eyes and a light skin complexion wearing a body armor quite similar to Chase's with black with red and golden highlights, white gloves were also worn with a golden mark, some other white armor on her legs, and thin black boots.
Chase had lizard-like eyes and had a green and black colour scheme for his armour and hair as well as having pale greenish yellow skin.
They joined in the fight but that in turn scared some of the summons back to their charms until only Atomic Betty, KP, Ron, Oswald and Omi from Xialin Showdown.
With their help, we managed to neutralise the situation as Chase bowed to his respectful foe, Omi with Shadow before going back to the shadows.
Bernice bashed the Nick Wizard's head with frying pan to try to persuade him to leave.
Meanwhile in Remnant...
The Grimm was storming the streets as People tried to get to safety while Glynda and Qrow helped the huntsmen and Hunteress at the Amity Colosseum defend the innocent people of Beacon and the other kingdoms.
Beacon Academy was swarming with White fang members and Grimm everywhere as the students and teachers that were left tried their best to defend their school(Sorry for continuity errors, I wrote parts of this chapter before episode 10 came out so it's slightly jumbled).
Cinder, on the other hand, was in one of the airships talking to her 'master' (before she engaged to follow Ozpin and Pyrrha).
"Everything is going according to plan. We'll have the girl in due time" Cinder said.
On the other side of the connection in the shadows, a young man who looked similar to Ren only wearing black and white garments instead of Ren's green colourful outfit with a bewolf (The original design from the red trailer) grimm's pitch-black furry ears and tail features and green eyes that can change to red at will as well as retractable long, sharp, white claws, smiled.
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After The Nick Wizard was defeated (sort-of) also know as running away in terror and Maleficent retreated, a ship flew past Earth as a familiar tune for a familiar foe played.
Luke looked up from an unknown location and sent a message to Sabine.
Dipper and Mabel defeated the time pirates from an upcoming GF book and pushed the captain into a tree with 'the force'.
"Two Jedi have awoken at the same time." Darth Vader said.
"Would you like some fr-i-i-ies with that?" a voice said.
"Hm?" Darth Vader said as he turned around and no one was behind him.
"General, prepare the death Star" he told one of his men.
"Yes, sir" they replied.
"SURPRISE!" Star cried which made the Death Star explode.
Is this the embarrassing end for the Empire and our beloved Star Butterfly?
Does this mean there's no Star Wars satire/parody/ story arc?
Stay tuned in Episode 9000!
I hope you have enjoyed this chapter.
It took me a really long time to include parts of the latest Steven universe episodes into the story but I'll try to add White Diamond in a future chapter ok?
The Star Wars arc will be coming soon so try to patience; in the mean time you can look out for chapter 18 after Monday evening/early Tuesday morning as at some point this coming week I'll be editing the chapter even more with parts of the episode in order to wrap up 'Saving our childhood' and don't forget to vote as tomorrow(Today) is the last day for voting.
I'm going to look at the results of the results again tomorrow(Today) so after the poll has been closed, the votes will be in and you'll see what title has been chosen when the title for the 4th Magical Disney story has changed.
So vote while you still can!
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Question time!
Who do you think is the Nick wizard?
What do you think is the Motivation behind The Nick wizard trying to destroy beloved Cartoons and turn all of the animation companies(nick, Disney and Cartoon network) into power-hungry, money hoarding idiots?
Will Berry be rescued?
Will Dipper and Mabel along with Atomic Betty be used for more storylines?
Is there time for romance?
Will Patch get his own spin-off show?
Who do you think will die in the finale tommorow?
How do you think Bill will be defeated?
So anyway, Read and review or The Nick wizard and his goons will get you!
Disney Knight Grace, out!;)
PS:Look out for a future remake of VAST set some time during and after Volume 3 along with a possible story for my pony OC Dreamy Quill, Midnight Sparkle and Demon Sunset, A (late) tribute for Monty Oum, A cameo of Bojack, Rigby, Mortacai and Chloe from Fairly Odd Parents(Who will have more backstory and an actual reason to share Timmy's fairies then get her own in the process so she's never seen again).