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Title: Officer Blaze

Rated: T

Genre: Romance/Humor

Summary: Blaze believes she is an officer. Random fluff and randomness. Yup, that's it.

Brick has come home from a short trip to McDonald's and back.

Brick: I'm back! Hello? (lays the McDonald's takeout bags and Happy Meals on the kitchen table)

I hear giggling and swift movement. I smirk. That must be Blaze running around. Or rather floating around. I turn around and hear more giggling and turn back around.

Brick: Come out! You know I can sense you!

I walk into the living room as if i'm a robber sneaking into a house. Suddenly Blaze flies in out of nowhere. She makes a gun out of her hands and points it at me. Her lips were pursed and she was wearing her pink aviator sunglasses. Aw she looked so cute!

Blaze: Freeze! Put your hands where I can see them!

I do as she says.

Brick: Blaze-

Blaze: That's Officer Blaze to you! And you have the right to remain silent! I'm taking you in for...um..taking too long... to get my food!

Brick: Blaze-(Blaze glares at me) Officer Blaze, I took literally 5 minutes to go get this food-

Blaze: Tell it to the judge! I'm gonna tell him you're lying!

Brick: You don't have the authority to do that!

Blaze: Oh yea?! I have this badge! (shows me her hot pink toy police badge) This badge means i'm the boss of you!

Brick: Well can I at least ask where my wife and children are?

Blaze: Your wife is in her room with Bright.

Brick: Ok then may I go speak to her for a moment?

Blaze: As long as I chaperone you.

Brick: Alright alright. (I start for my bedroom)

Blossom is holding Bright in her arms while she reads Dr. Seuss to him. She notices me and smiles. Bright starts crying for some reason.

Blossom: Bright honey why are you crying?

Bright: Why won't those kids stop hopping on pop? (sniffs) Pop is getting hopped on and-(sniff) he could get hurt!

I roll my eyes.

Blossom: (hugs Bright tightly) Oh honey, Pop is fine. They're just playing.

Blossom babies him way too much. Seriously.

Blaze: Hey! What have you done to your child? Why is he crying?

She pokes me with her gun made out of her hands.

Brick: Don't look at me. I didn't do nothing.

Blossom: Blaze-(Blaze glares at her) Officer Blaze, how bout you go investigate the Happy meals? Go see if they have bombs in them.

Blaze: (saluts) Ok!

(flies out of the room)

Blossom: Have you seen what you have done?

Brick: What? (walks closer to them)

Blossom: Ever since you got her that police badge, she's convinced that she's Officer Blaze.

I shrug. I bring my face to Bright's.

Brick: What's up man? How you doin?

Bright stares at me through his tears and doesn't say anything. Figures. He's doesn't like me as much as his mom. Which is fine. I've got Blaze to deal with.

Blaze: Guys! Guys! Cottage cheese!

And her cottage cheese.

Blossom: Bright honey, why don't you go eat your food with Blaze?

Bright: Aren't you coming?

Blossom: Yes yes, I'll be right there. I just need to talk to Daddy for a moment, ok?

Uh Oh. That can't be good. Bright sniffs and slowly walks to the kitchen.

Blossom: You kids are allowed to watch tv while we get there and shut the door please.

UH OH. What have I done? Did I leave the toilet seat up again?! Did I forget to do laundry?! Did I accidentally let Blaze drink a little of my beer?! Ok, I did do that last one but the anticipation is killing me! WHAT WOMAN WHAT!? Blossom stood up and stared at me seductively. I shouldn't be fooled, she could just be covering her anger with lust. I cautiously rest my hands on Blossom's waist.

Blossom: I love you.

Brick: Tell me something I don't know.

Blossom bursts out laughing. I love her laugh. It's really high pitched and she snorts sometimes. It's really cute, even if she hates it.

Blossom: No really! You're amazing! You're the best husband I could ever have!

Brick: I'm the ONLY husband you've ever had.

Blossom giggles again.

Blossom: And you're such a great Dad to Blaze and Bright.

Brick: Eh, 1 out of 2 ain't bad.

Blossom: Oh stop, I'm sure Bright will come around to you sometime. He's so sweet. What you should be doing is wishing ME luck. Blaze hates me!

Brick: She does NOT hate you. She's just...uh..

Blossom: Wants nothing to do with me?

Brick: Ok you've got me there. But I think you're the best mother any kid could have.

Blossom smiles at me and I lean into her. Our lips touch and we immediately start french kissing. Our tongues fight for dominance and I win exploring Blossom's mouth. She moans into me. So hot. My hands move from her waist down to her ass and give them a firm squeeze. Blossom squeaks and I grin.

I pick Blossom up and lay her on the bed, never breaking away from each other. Blossom takes my hat off and throws it away, in return I take out the bow hair clip in her hair. Blossom's hands go under my shirt and up to my abs telling me she wants my shirt off. I rise up and pull my shirt off. We kiss again and I slowly start to pull at Blossom's robe. It falls to the ground to reveal pink and black lingerie.

Brick: Were you expecting us to have sex?

Blossom: Well that's what we're going to do aren't we?

Brick: (smirked) Yup.

I lean in real close as my hands move behind and unclasp her lacy bra. Before I can even get a look at Blossom's B cups we hear a cry.

Bright: Mama! Blaze won't give me back my toy!

Blaze: Papa! Bright won't let me play with it!

Blossom immediately gets off the bed. I sigh. These kids and always interrupting my sex. Blossom faces her back to me. I sigh and clasp her bra back into place.

Blossom: Thank you. We'll continue tomorrow.

Brick: Tomorrow!?

Blossom: Yes tomorrow because we have children to tend to today.

I kiss her one last time and she gives into me.

I pull away to take a look at her. She takes a while to open her eyes and look back up at me.

Blossom: What?

Brick: Nothing, just...I love you.

Blossom smiles at me.

Blossom: I love you too.

Blaze: Papa!

Bright: Mama!

Blossom: Coming!

Brick: Be right there!

(not much sense made but whatever)

(I like writing about Brick and Blossom as a couple)

(expect more of them)