A/N : RATED M FOR LANGUAGE …

SO THIS IS REALLY OOC FOR BOTH KLAUS AND CAROLINE BUT I WANTED TO WRITE IT..

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MY BADASS GIRL

Klaus mikaelson did not know where he was going. Not only in terms of life but he literally didn't know where he was headed. It had been two hours when he had rented a car after landing off a plane from England and had decided to head towards his sister's house. But he was still clueless because although he knew the address he had never been to this part of USA before.

All the roads looked same to him and the GPS was not very helpful.

Thinking maybe he should give Rebekah a call when he took a turn and almost hit a person on a bike. He pushed the break and the car came to a screeching halt. Though he had stopped in time but the bike rider had fallen off due to imbalance. He got out of the car to help them.

The moment he got out of the car the first thing he noticed was a very alluring blonde in a denim skirt with black fishnet stockings and black top was sprawled on the road. The second was she was cursing him and Klaus's sophisticated and elite ears had never even heard such colourful language.

"You fucknutt pussyass motherfucking cocklump. Can't your fucking cockeyes see where you are going? Caroline spouted off as she struggled to get up. The Benz driving fucktwat came to help her and began apologizing in a British accent.

"I'm so sorry it's my fault. I wasn't watching…"

She interrupted him to say, "You weren't fucking watching, what were you jerking off your shriveled meatstick?"

Caroline Forbes was having a perfect day. She had gotten accepted to a college she could afford and after setting up her dorm room was riding off her bike to the Mall when fuckfaced cuntlapper had to just shit on her parade.

She got up and parked her bike on the side and then rounded on him again, "Get your motherfucking pussylicking eyes checked you pisstaker… " Caroline was going to continue with her rant when she noticed that the sexy buffoon-head was actually blushing. He literally looked adorable in a white henley and black jeans with a jacket. She had also noticed his wavy blonde hair which she had a sudden urge to muss up after seeing him blush.

Klaus couldn't believe his ears. He had never even heard much less used half of the curses she was mouthing off.

But one fact remained potty mouth she maybe but that mouth was very pretty too and it belonged on a face that could be easily described as magnificent.

Was the car pressurised the woman was insulting him and he was thinking how gorgeous she was?, he asked himself.

Then all of a sudden she stopped and asked with a wonderful smile, "Are you blushing? Ahhh i get it you're one of those fucking sensitive guys that cries at the motherfucking diaper commercials."

Klaus felt a little offended, " What's wrong with being sensitive?"

"Nothing. Not a fucking jizz. The …" she was about to move forward but tripped and he rushed to help her. For a few precious moments they were so close that he could see that her green eyes were blue at the margins.

Gosh he was so sexy. Certifiably biteable and those hands. He had big beautiful hands and she was well aware what they said about men with big hands.

Then they both stood apart and he sighed, "I really am sorry. Actually i just came from London and it's a little difficult driving on the other side of the road."

"I'm bloody fucksure it is "governor"." she said "governor" mimicking his accent.

"Why do you keep cursing?" he asked frustrated, "I've already apologized."

"Why..do….I...?" she started laughing then added , "What are you a preacher? "

"No. But swearing is rude." Klaus replied. She looked even more fetching when she laughed.

"Swearing is rude? What the fuck? "she laughed again and added on an afterthought, "You know what you cockeyed cunt i'm gonna help you."

"With what? Swearing?" he replied. Her smile really was otherworldly. Otherworldly? What was next? Was he going to write a sonnet on how lyrically she curses, Klaus thought.

"No. Funny asshole. But I meant with driving." Caroline sighed. His dimples were so fucking cute. He was a handsome motherfucker.

"I don't need help with driving. I drive fine."

"Yeah and i've never done it anally. I'm an angel from rainbowland." There was that blush again. She loved it. Just to rattle him a bit she moved closer and he instantly took a step back, looking a little flustered.

"What are you ..d..doing?" Klaus asked. She moved closer and he felt himself getting turned on by her saucy scent.

"Nothing. Just offering to help you with your assed up driving."

"You don't even know me. I could be a serial killer for crying out loud."

"Are you?"

"What?"

"A serial killing cunt."

"No."

"Have you ever kicked a defenseless harmless cuteass puppy?"

"No. Absolutely not."

"Do you smoke pot?"

"No. Maybe. Once."

"Do you fucking help old geysers to cross the road?"

"Yes when I see one."

"Do you pay your twatass taxes?"

"Yeah."

"See your an upstanding cretinous fuckhead." Then she walked over put her bike in the back seat and opening the door, sat in the front seat.

Klaus felt rooted to the ground until she leaned her head out and yelled, "Come on you whore. What are you fucking wait for? Your fork isn't getting any fucking longer standing there and staring at me."

A few people passing by looked in their direction and Klaus felt another blush creeping up.

He had been raised in an elite family of politicians and lawyers. His mother's side of the family were lords. It was frowned upon if someone even used the wrong fork at the dinner table and she said that his fork wasn't getting any longer… and what in the bloody hell did it even mean?

He sat in the driver's seat and she gestured with her hand to drive. Thank god she didn't flick him off.

….

( TWO WEEKS LATER)

He swerved twice and had her cursing, increasing his vocabulary further. He knew enough filthy curses by now that he could write his own book on " HOW TO CURSE IN DAILY LIFE" OR "CURSING FOR EVERY OCCASION".

But jokes aside she was fun and so fucki...dammit she was undeniably gorgeous. Not only that she was generous and sweet.

" Goddamn maggot polluted bitch walrus ass cuntface. What are you fucking trying to kill me you whalefucker?"

His colour rose up again. Klaus just looked at he couldn't stop staring at her. He had been wanting to kiss her since he met her. Maybe he should just do it.

Caroline saw his telltale blush. He was such a sweet fucker. Not only that but for the first time in her life Caroline had actually taken a chance on a stranger. Despite her brash personality and her potty mouth Caroline was always cautious. But this time she had thrown the motherfucking caution out of the window on a very very weirdass whim. And she was glad she had. He was so darn handsome and those dimples. She sometimes wanted to grab his fucking face and plant one on it.

He was blushing but his blush was soon replaced by an intensity in his eyes that she could read as desire. She had briefly viewed it once or twice before but shy as a fucking pantywaist schoolgirl he had withdrawn.

So she grabbed him and kissed him.

The blast of heat from her mouth shot straight to his fucking fork, Klaus thought and groaned when her velvety tongue did something amazeballs to his own tongue. He snatched her closer and she moaned , "I love your cuntass mouth bitch."

He was frantic to explore her taste. He wanted to familiarize himself with her tangy flavor but as his tongue rolled over hers he knew it wasn't enough and this wasn't the place. No matter how badass his girl...his girl?, (where did that come from) was he knew she deserved tenderness.

He pulled away and but kept her in his arms. They both waited for their breathing to calm down. Then he said, "Go out with me?"

She pulled back a little to look into his eyes. She had a thing for his damn eyes.

"Are you fucking asking me out?"

"Whatfuckingelse do you fucking fancy I'm fucking trying to fucking do?" he replied but ruined ig by blushing again.

She laughed so hard that her eyes watered.

"That is some serious assfucking cursing. But you bloody ruined it with your fucking baby blushing."

"So?"

"So? You really wanna go out with me?"

"Why do you think I asked?" he looked a little annoyed and she had the urge to pummel that mouth again.

"But you don't even know me?"

"Are you a serial killer?"

"Yes."

"Do you kick defenseless puppies?"

"I love to, it's my hobby."

He shook his head trying to control his laugh but continued.

"Do you smoke pot?"

"Are you kidding me? I eat pot."

"Do you help old people to cross the road?"

"Naaa. They fart."

"Do you pay taxes?"

"No."

" Me too same answers to all of the questions. We're a match made in heaven." he replied with a smile with those damn biteable dimples.

She wanted to smile like a loony bin well fuck it she was going to. A perfectly handsome and genuinely nice guy wanted to go out with her. She could damn well smile.

Her smile always stole his breath. He raised his eyebrow and repeated , "So?"

"Okay. You cunt pick me up at nine on Friday and if your bitchass is late ,...well I'm not that strict you know. Come anytime you want."

"Okay." he replied with a smile and turned her heart into a fucking mush by kissing her on the cheek….

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