Chapter 19.3- Musical of Looove and wander time!
Note: The cannon Filler chapters go in order of Episodes if they contain scenes of Steven universe in it and The making up with Jean and Grace occur AFTER Turbo is murdered a second time.
Kenny and Sky went out of hideout feeling happy as a bee as they skipped along the high street together.
"Tom, You're the prince of fire,
You may get angry but my heart transpires,
You're my Flame bunny oh so true
and I can't stop thinking about you!" Reyes sang.
"Did you say something?" Tom asked.
"Nope" Reyes replied while blushing.
The two friends went to Beach city to hang out together while Steven and Amethyst planned their tricks for Smokey Quartz.
(This was orignially meant to be in the Shorts story but the orignal First chapter was lost).
Amethyst suggests performing the "dog walker" next time, but Steven encourages otherwise and to perform before Pearl and Garnet get suspicious, the former already questioning their activity. Pearl asks if she and Garnet should tell them, but Garnet says "[she] can't." Pearl asks Steven and Amethyst if the two have something to say. Steven and Amethyst recall their showdown against Jasper in the Beta Kindergarten and how they and Peridot won the battle.
However, they pop the question: who beat Jasper? Pearl guesses Steven and Amethyst, and Garnet guesses Peridot. It did not exactly land the way Steven and Amethyst intended, but they continue regardless and offer Garnet and Pearl the privilege to meet someone. Steven and Amethyst begin to fuse and form Smoky Quartz, the one who beat Jasper.
Pearl and Garnet are clearly shocked that Steven and Amethyst fused. Smoky Quartz begins to do some tricks with their yo-yo, ranging from "walk the dog" to "dog walking's just my day job till I finally get my callback". These tricks smash objects in the beach house like kitchen utensils and the TV. This stops after Pearl and Garnet fuse into Sardonyx, who catches the yo-yos and aborts the performance by Smoky Quartz. Sardonyx tells Smoky Quartz the rules with weapons in the house: mostly allowed with a few exceptions. Sardonyx is pleasured to meet Smoky Quartz, who has made quite the impression at various affected locations in the house. Smoky Quartz apologizes for getting carried away and makes a joke to ease things, saying they can "reel it in." Sardonyx states that while Smoky Quartz's act is tremendous, their stage is too small, so Sardonyx suggests moving to a more "infinite" room, which turns out to be Sardonyx's room.
Smoky Quartz is surprised that a room exists for Sardonyx, but Sardonyx clarifies that if only she exists, the room exists as well. They both enter the room, which is pitch black because, as Sardonyx says, the show has not started yet. Begins "Sardonyx Tonight", a talk show hosted by Sardonyx herself. Sardonyx is excited to welcome the show's guest star, enough to "shatter" in her words. She welcomes Smoky Quartz and asks the crowd for their applause. Sardonyx begins the talk show asking Smoky Quartz to tell everything there is to know about them. Smoky Quartz begins by saying they like long walks through the Kindergarten. It is also where Smoky Quartz came to be and is where they beat Jasper in a showdown. Sardonyx makes witty remarks regarding Jasper's demise. Smoky Quartz does so as well, claiming Jasper's insanity though a corrupted fusion is the cause of Jasper's "short fuse." Smoky Quartz notices the easy-going crowd and asks where Sardonyx got them, who actually made the audience herself.
Sardonyx busts out the question everyone wants an answer to: "who is Smoky Quartz?" Smoky Quartz has only existed for an estimate of 10 minutes, so they do not know themself. Smoky Quartz does present her tricks with the yo-yo, but Sardonyx has seen it, lived it, and loved it, and wants to know the rest of Smoky Quartz. Smoky Quartz says they are not exactly a deck of cards, but they can lick their three elbows. Sardonyx stops the show to let in a word from her sponsors and begins to talk to Smoky Quartz, "fusion to fusion." Sardonyx is persistent with her desire for Smoky Quartz's and what they are because they are a fusion, and a fusion is full of surprises that are outside the yo-yo. Sardonyx's plan is to help Smoky Quartz learn more about themself because a fusion is bound to acquire something new, whether it is a weapon, power, etc.
"Sardonyx Tonight" comes back on the air. They make a meta-joke about how cartoon characters can make people want to buy toys of them, particularly Sardonyx's possible toys which help keep Sardonyx Tonight on the air. Sardonyx presents her next segment, "Hit That Bird", which is similar to "whack the mole". She explains Opal's adventure in the Sky Spire and how she took down a flock of birds with her bow. Sardonyx gives Smoky Quartz that same bow Opal used to see if Smoky Quartz has that "Opalescent aim." Smoky Quartz examines it, thinking it is like a yo-yo before Sardonyx starts the timer. Corrupted birds pop out of the mountain prop, and Smoky Quartz begins to shoot at said bird, to no success, even nearly hitting Sardonyx from the disproportionately aimed shots. This continues until the clock rings, signaling that Hit That Bird is over. Smoky Quartz scored zero, but Sardonyx is not discouraged to continue the show and moves onto the next.
Smoky Quartz: Guess I'm a real..."bow-zo"?
(Audience laughs)
Sardonyx: Whaddya say we move on to the next segment, everybody? (She leads Smoky Quartz to a fairground 'hammer' strength tester, there are pictures - from lowest to highest - of Pearl, Stevonnie. Garnet, Opal and Sugilite at the top) Here we are! I call this segment (Sugilite's voice): "You Like That, Little Man?" 'cause everyone likes a callback.
(Audience laughs)
Sardonyx: (Quietly talking to someone "off-stage") She's not actually in this episode, do we still have to pay her? Yes? Fair enough. (Louder) Now it's no secret that other fine fusions pack an extra punch, but Sugilite is a standout for being a heavy-hitting powerhouse! But maybe you've got something to top Sugilite's swing?
"I love this episode!" I cried in the background.
Smoky Quartz: ...mmmaybe?
(Sardonyx spins a mallet though the air and hands it to Smoky Quartz)
Sardonyx: Just hit the base with this mallet, and we'll see how you measure up.
Smoky Quartz: Okay! (slams mallet an base, reaches Pearl's picture)
Sugilite's voice: Is that all you got?
Sardonyx: Ooh, very close. An extra spin around (rotates her arms around her body) always helps me!
(Audience and Sardonyx laugh)
Smoky Quartz: An extra spin, huh? Okay...
(Smoky Quartz spins in a circle and brings the mallet down harder, reaching just below Garnet on the score bar)
Sugilite's voice: Ha ha! Nice try!
Smoky Quartz: What? One more time. (slams mallet one final time, reaching Garnet's picture)
Sugilites voice: You. Ain't. Nothing!
Sardonyx: Hmm..Yes, something just isn't hitting right, here. Maybe you're just strong (singing) in a different way. We'll find out in just moment. Play us over to stage right, Jorge.
Smoky Quartz: Uuhh...
Sardonyx: Okay, don't worry about that crowd. Don't worry about Jorge. It's just you and me.
Smoky Quartz: Heh. No duh. Actually, who's Jorge?
Sardonyx: Smoky, you're holding out on me. I'm ready to see your main event!
Smoky Quartz: Eh. You an' me both.
(Sardonyx leads Smoky Quartz to bulls-eye handing from a rope)
Sardonyx : Now, Alexandrite has a throat full of flames. Whether that's the cause of her raspy voice is up for debate. (as she speaks, a short video of Alexandrite fighting Malachite is shown) But there's no room for questions when she attacks, exhaling a burning blaze. So I call this segment..."Breath of Fire"!
Smoky Quartz: Uh, Sardonyx...I just don't know...
Sardonyx: C'mon Smoky. Step up and see if you can spit some elemental chaos at the target!
(Smoky Quartz takes a few deep breaths, leans forward and lets out a small burp. The bulls-eye waves slightly. A member of the audience coughs. Smoky Quartz lets out an embarrassed laugh)
Sardonyx: Ha ha, we appear to be experiencing some magical difficulties, but don't change the channel! There must be some common thread between Steven and Amethyst that's heightened by their fusion...
Smoky Quartz: I dunno, Sards, I guess zero plus zero equals zero.
(Audience laughs)
Sardonyx: Something they both think, something they both do.
Smoky Quartz: They say two wrongs don't make a right. I guess I'm living proof that's true!
(Audience continues laughing)
Smoky Quartz: I'm just one big, super-wrong, good-for-nothing dud with a yo-yo!
(Sardonyx gets an embarrassed look on her face)
Sardonyx :(to herself) They want to impress us...they were planning this all morning; we hijacked their show! I was excited! (yelling) IT'S NOT ABOUT US!
(The studio goes completely black. Suddenly the room lights up as Sardonyx separates back into Garnet and Pearl. The stage immediately begins falling apart.)
Because Sardonyx no longer exists, so will the room eventually. Garnet and Pearl reach out to try and fuse again, but the Sardonyx Tonight sign falls in between them, deepening the crater that is forming. Smoky Quartz saves Garnet and Pearl by utilizing their yo-yo. They grapple the doorway to exit the room and pull themself, Garnet, and Pearl out.
The Crystal Gems groan from the rough landing which Steven apologizes for. Pearl and Garnet were amazed at what Smoky Quartz has done, and Pearl let's Amethyst know how much of a good influence she was to Steven, to which she thinks is the other way around. Garnet and Pearl say that Steven and Amethyst did not tell them the yo-yo could grapple, and Steven states it can do so many things.
"Your Yo-yo is really cool" Sky admired.
"Yeah" Everyone agreed as we sat with Garnet and Pearl.
Pearl says if they use it like a lasso or a flail, which Amethyst states it is better than that and is more of a toy, which is unexpected. Garnet requests a play-by-play of the showdown with Jasper, which Steven and Amethyst monologue to end the episode.
Dominator having failed her attempt at saving wander over Yonder, went back to destroying the galaxy.
Sylvia and Wander tried to rally the refugees to stop Dominator but they planned on destroying Dominator.
Wander tried to find out what made Dominator so evil but he accidentally let slip that the others planned to destroy her and one of Dominator's bots scanned him revealing the secret planet.
Wander called us for back-up and we arrived just as Dominator tried to kill Sylvia.
Hater tried stopping Dominator in his skull crusher ship but it failed in one take.
Lord Dominator moved the drill up and down as her way of torturing everyone by sighing and screaming repeatedly.
Dominator chortled evilly.
The drill was about to impale Sylvia.
Wander frightedly closed his eyes.
Sylvia closed her eyes frightendly.
A burst of thunder and lightning appeard.
Sylvia opened one eye, wondering what happened.
To her surprise, Hater is there casting a force field over her and planet, preventing Dominator's drill from destroying it.
"Who is the universe's awesomest evil-doer?" the chorus sang.
"(normal voice) Hater?!" Dominator cried.
"Hater!" Wander exclaimed.
"Hater?!" Everyone cried in shock.
"An enemy is just a friend you haven't made yet!
(The Watchdogs show up blasting all of Dominator's bots.) You guys saved my life?!" Sylvia cried.
"Don't get used to it. This is a one-time-stop-the-badder-bad-guy thing." Peepers replied.
Sylvia and Peepers grab each others hand, ready to fight. They slice, dice, and kick bot butt. Hater, filled with confidence hold off the drill. We see Dominator and Wander in her ship as she pushes and pulls random buttons and switches.
"How is this idiot doing this?! (Tiny explosion.) He's a terrible bad guy!" Dominator exclaimed.
"But he makes a pretty good good guy! I think I see a crack in your armor." Wander pointed out.
Dominator dotted her eyes at Wander and noticed a spike on her armor cracked off.
"That's it! This ends now!" Dominator cried.
Back on the planet, a busted bot projects a hologram of Dominator. Hater, still holding the drill, begins to sweat.
"I'm doing it! I'm actually winning!" Hater cried.
"(sarcastically) We're all very impressed. (Hater noticed her hologram as it walked up to Hater, unarmored.) What exactly do you think is going to happen here?" Dominator asked.
"Um, I'm going to (grunts and holds one arm) stop you?" Hater asked.
"Ha! Please! Even if you could, you'd still be a joke!(Hater's force field gets smaller.) The lamest in the galaxy! Just a dopey, soft-centered jerk that nobody has ever, or will ever respect.
(Hater's force field gets even smaller. Hater grunting painfully.) Face it. You are literally the worst, villain, EVER!" Dominator cried.
Sylvia crushed the bot projecting the hologram.
Sylvia: (chants while pumping her fist in the air) Hate's great! Best villain! Hate's great! Best villain!
Everyone(Including the Disney Knights): (chanting while pumping fists in the air) Hate's great! Best villain! Hate's great! Best villain!
"(while hopping around) Hate's great! Best villain! Hate's great! Best villain!" Wander chanted with everyone else.
Dominator became enraged and Rearmors. Hater looked at everyone cheering for him, he has tears in his eyes, he smiles, he is overloaded with confidence.
"RRRRRAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" Hater cried as he shoved Dominator's drill completely through her ship. The ship starts to crumble apart. Back in the ship, the drill has been completely forced through the ships interior, destroying some of Dominator's bots while the rest are malfunctioning. Wander's ice baracade begins to melt. Dominator is lodged between the drill and the walls of her ship, inable to break free.
"(Groans) How is this happening?! They're just a bunch of goofy idiots! Bots, help me!
(Dominator's bots are running around aimlessly and bump into each other due to they're malfunction) Fine! I don't need you! I DONT'T NEED ANYBODY!" Dominator cried.
"Well, that's silly. Everybody needs somebody.(Wander comes to the conclusion) That's it! You need us!
(Dominator covers her ears as Wander talks) I have Sylvia, Lord Hater has Peepers and the Watchdogs, but you're all alone up here." Wander realised out loud.
"Shut up! I've got lots of friends! Uh, Bot 79, Bot 108, Bot 13. No, wait, I blew up Bot 13. Shut up! I've got lots of friends!" Dominator cried.
"You could have destroyed us when you first showed up
(In the episode The Greater Hater.), When we put on that concert for you
(In the episode The Show Stopper.), heck, you spent a whole night out with Syl
(In the episode The Night Out.), but you didn't. (Gasps) Because you like hanging around us! Even if it is in a "Rargh, I'm gonna kill you" kinda way." Wander pointed out.
"Stop it. Just stop talking." Dominator complained.
"That's why you're such a bully. You're lonely." Wander stated.
"RrrrRRRAAAH! I'LL DESTROY YOU!" Dominator exclaimed.
Dominator and Wander realized that the ship was about to blow up, a minor explosion dislodged Dominator from the drill and the wall, the two stared at the ship as it was about to completely explode, and as it does, Wander ran towards Dominator with Orbble Juice, and the ship was completely destroyed.
Dominator's bots on the planet shutdown, everyone on the planet cheered at what they think is her demise, apart from Sylvia who saw no sight of Wander, dreading that he is dead.
She dropped her weapon, got on her knees, and began to cry, until she noticed a gleam from the sky, she looked up and sees through the smog that both Wander and Dominator survived the explosion with her with her eyes closed and him hugging her inside an Orbble.
"Wander!" Sylvia cried.
Sylvia and everyone resumed cheering knowing that Wander alive. Dominator opened her eyes, looked around and realised she and Wander survived.
"Wh-wh-what? Wh-why did you save me? I-I tried to kill you, like, a lot! " Dominator stated.
"Because an enemy is just a friend you haven't made yet, and there's a whole bunch of potential friends down there. Sure, you sorta tried to destroy them, so there'll be a few awkward dinner parties, but, if they can cheer for him, they can except anyone." Wander said.
"But you realize I've, like, demolished your entire galaxy?" Dominator asked.
Wander motions towards outer space and Dominator looks in the same direction. The destroyed planets start growing healthy plants, making them capable to live on once more.
"You'd be surprised what you can grow from a little bit of kindness.
(Dominator stares at the beauty and wonders of the galaxy.) It's never too late for a fresh start. So, let's try this again. Hello to you! Folks call me Wander
(Points down at Sylvia.), that's my friend, Sylvia, welcome to the galaxy! We hope you will except our humble gift of friendship." Wander said as he offered Dominator a fruit basket one last time.
She looked down at the people on the planet, they all glance at her, she stares back at Wander, he smiles with anticipation, she thinks about her final decision and abruptly says...
"SHUT UP!(Dominator kicks Wander into a separate Orbble.) (grunts) You guys are so weird! I'm leaving! Didn't want to destroy your goofy little galaxy anyway! YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF DORKS!
(Dominator storms off into outer space. Wander sits there, eyes closed, head down, saddened by the fact that Dominator doesn't want to be his friend. Dominator reappears and grabs Wander's fruit basket) I'm taking this because I'm hungry, not because we're friends!" Dominator cried as she left with an orange, Wander's Orbble pops, causing Wander to fall down to the planet, sliding down Sylvia's tail and landing on her back.
"Buddy, I am so sorry I doubted you. You were totally right!" Sylvia exclaimed.
"Well, I don't know about that. I really hoped I could make a new friend." Wander sighed.
"You may just yet." Sylvia stated as They both smiled at Hater.
"You did it, sir! You saved the galaxy!" Peepers exclaimed.
"A galaxy of new planets, for me ...to conquer! STARTING WITH THIS ONE!" Hater cried as he planted a flag on planet while Sylvia slapped her face in annoyance, as do the Watchdogs, except Peepers, whose pupil turns into a big red heart and Thunder and lightning bolts flashed behind Hater while he laughed maniacally, then stopped as Wander removed flag, attempts to sneak off with it and Hater notices.
"Or, it's a whole new galaxy for us to explore!
(Waves flag.) Come on, buddies!" Wander cried as he ran off as The Wander Over Yonder theme song played in the background.
"RAAAHHH! WE'RE NOT YOUR BUDDIES!" Hater cried.
Hater chased after Wander.
"(in unison, with Sylvia delighted and Peepers disappointed) Nothing ever changes." Sylvia and Peepers said.
Sylvia chased them.
Peepers and the Watchdogs chased them.
Sylvia caught up with Wander, sliding him onto her back.
They ran around the planet while being chased by Hater and the Watchdogs.
The camera panned out of the galaxy, all the way to the milky way.
Wander and Sylvia were last seen running in a Orbble from Hater in his ship.
"We'll miss you Wander" I whispered, tearfully as we retuned to Earth.
Meanwhile...
"Commander Peepers, you will get Lord Hater AND Dominator to force Disney to renew your show for season 3 if it's the last thing you do? Do you hear me?!" Nick Wizard cried.
"Yes sir but what about the list?" Peepers asked.
"SheZap will cover you now, GO!" Nick Wizard shouted as Peeper raced out of the room.
"Dominator...She was our best agent... Now I wonder how Earth would look in their world just so I can see her destory it" Nick Wizard lamented to himself sadly.
Wander will obviously come back with 'Backstory' with a bit of ideas from me!
A Wander Earth Origins story coming soon( don't know when).
Cutscene:
"Do you think they'll survive this?" Yen Sid asked.
" I hope so" Walt Disney's voice replied.
"Yen Sid! We traced a energy signal from an odd version of Disneyland!" Mickey cried.
"What?!" Yen Sid Exclaimed.
"We think Someone got Chernaborg to create a strange version of Disneyland just for the battle" Oswald added.
"I'll need to check it to make sure Maleficent isn't back to her old tricks again" Yen Sid stated.
"Good work Boys. Call Mal to come with me just in case" Yen Sid ordered.
The two brothers nodded and ran off.
Meanwhile in Wander's Galaxy...
Lord Dominator wandered the regrowing galaxy with the fruit she took from Wander, attempting to open it.
She storms away after the fruit sprays her in the face, grumbling "they'll get what's coming to them".
The camera then panned down to reveal a small U.S. space probe that crash-landed on a nearby planet as a flash of lightning shoots out and Hater laughed Manically, all foreshadowing the now-cancelled third season.
At the same time, Wander was captured by CJ Hook and the lights from the regrowing planets died out from this.
On that version of Earth...
The U.S NASA Mission Control watched the space craft/Probe from their screen.
"So there is life away from Earth. I wonder what the locals are like" A commander wondered.
"Sir, we're getting heat signatures from strange beings" a person sitting at a radar screen said.
They all watched as the spacecraft showed a image of Hater, Dominator, The watchdogs and Wander moving around from 10 minutes ago.
"These 'things' intrigue me. We need the craft to make contact" The head Mission control guy stated.
-To be continued in another storyline-
I hope you enjoyed this chapter.
Don't worry, The race will start next time.
Should I try doing a Wander Origin story?
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I want to let you know that I'm going to work on a few Wander and Star related projects: A theory Fanfic about Moon and Toffee, Reyes' backstory (Might have to change her last name), Wander's Origin and What if Season 3 happens.
So look out for them when The Magic Awakens finishes ok?
The mysterious girl known as 'Synthia' might return in the future.
So read and review or potential allies will get you!
(PS: who wants to help me develop this storyline in a tie-in story?;)
