Chapter 2

"Alright guys, there's enough food in here to last us a week. We should be there in about eight days. Exactly one week." Rakon said, not realizing his mistake.

"Um, I might not be right, but there are seven days in a week." Eddy corrected.

"Oh, I seem to have mistaken, then we have extra." Rakon said.

"What does Planet Chronos II look like?" Ed asked.

"Well, I'm serious about this, it looks vkinda like Hell from movie twelve." Watari said.

"Oh, the place with floating jelly beans!" Ed remembered.

"Not quite, Ed." Double D said.

"Get going, I have a book report due tomorrow!" Eddy rushed.

"Wait. I'll come." A voice said. They all looked surprised, especially Eddy.

"Bro!? What are you doing here?!" Eddy asked anxiously.

"During my training, I heard some guy named #32 is terrorizing planets. I thought I should tell you the news, but it looks like Rakon beat me to it." Eddy's Brother explained.

"How do you know Rakon?" Double D asked.

"I trained him a little, when he stopped at my planet." Rakon said.

"Yep, he taught me the Ray of Riches, which I passed down to you the last time I visited. Actually, the second to last time I visited." Eddy's Brother said.

"Oh yeah, I remeber that! You've gotta come with us!" Eddy exclaimed.

"Sure." He responded. So they all took their seats in the ship. Rakon and Eddy sat in the front. Everyone else sat in the back. Rakon took flight.

"This thing is huge! There's a bathroom, kitchen, TV, and three bedrooms! It's like one of them small motels, except cleaner!" Eddy exclaimed.

"We're goin' up! Well that was easy." Rakon said.

"Job, well done." Double D said.

"Now that there, is a fine peice of work!" Drew congratulated.

"I could've done better." Eddy's Brother bragged. They went flying. They began to get really bored after a few hours. It just got worse with Ed's constant babbling. Eddy was almost about to blow his stack.

"Hey, are we there yet?" Ed asked stupidly.

"No, we've only been flying for about five hours." Double said. After ten seconds Ed asked again.

"Hey, are we there yet?" Ed asked again stupidly.

"No, not even close!" Drew said. After five seconds, Ed asked yet again.

"Hey are we there yet?" Ed asked.

"No!" Rakon answered angrily.

"... Are we there yet?" Ed asked. Eddy stood and yelled.

"Shut the f*** up! We weren't there twenty seconds ago! We aren't there now!" Eddy shouted.

"Inky dinky this is stinky!" Ed exclaimed happily.

After seven days, they made it to Planet Chronos II.

"Hey, I can see Planet Chronos from here!" Eddy shouted happily, "I'm gettin' bored of watchin' TV all day." They landed the ship.

"Now, I need to check the gravity as a precaution_ What in heaven's name are you doing!?" Double D shouted angrily. Ed and Eddy jumped out.

"This ain't half bad. 'Lot like the gravity on Earth. Comin' boys?" Eddy asked.

"Fine. Let's go, Ed." Double D said. Ed really liked they the planet. Everyone could tell because his was rolling on the ground continuosly.

"Dude hurry up, we will leave you here." Eddy's Brother warned. They left. Ed then quickly got up and followed them. Meanwhile, #32 had gotten four more henchmen. Zanyu, Kanzo, Draziku, and Kagi. Zanyu looks like an ordinary human, but don't underestimate him by his appearance, he is the strongest of the henchmen. Kagi has the looks of a human, but the brains of a genius, he knows many mind tricks. He is also the shortest, but taller than Eddy. Draziku can't sense energy, but he has really good eyesight and hearing, he is also the fastest. Kanzo is the biggest, and he won't go down as easily, though he isn't as strong as the others. Just then two warriors came to face them.

"These people are pathetic." Kagi said. Kagi blasted them, and they both disintegrated. The group then went to torment more people. They went to a nearby village. When the villagers and children saw them, they ran immediatley. The group killed all of the people by destroying the whole village, not one person was left untouched.

Back to the Eds, they were searching for life.

"Man, this place is a wasteland. How many people used to live here?" Double D asked.

"More than hundreds of thousands. That's how strong #32 is!" Nukem said.

"Yeah! This is more of a peaceful planet, so there aren't too many fighters. And the ones who are fighters, aren't really good." Watari explained. Eddy then stepped up,

"You guys are lookin' at the hero. I'll beat #32. He can't be that strong." Eddy bragged.

"But he can. Did you know that he forsakened 17 planets before this one!?" Watari said.

"Yeah, the ketchup of his power is more than our potatoes." Ed said. They all stared at Ed, confused.

"I think he means is that he's stronger than all of us combined." Eddy said.

"Wait, say that again." Corey said.

"That again." Eddy repeated.

"No, what you said before when you_

"No, what you said before when you_" Eddy mimicked jokingly.

"Nevermind, I have an idea!" Corey exclaimed.

"Nevermind, I have an idea!" Eddy repeated again as he laughed.

"Eddy, this isn't the time to joke. What Corey means, is that you three could combine! Using the Three-Way Potora Earings!" Drew planned. The Eds looked confused.

"But fusions with the Potora Earings are forever, and fusion dance fusions are only half an hour. Neither one will work." Double D said.

"But these Potora Earings are removable. When you beat this guy, you just take it off. Easy as 1, 2, 3." Corey said.

"Oh, yeah. I've heard of those. Really useful. I tried them on once, myself. It was awesome. I did it with some friends I met in some different galaxy." Eddy's Brother.

"I wanna save em' as a last minute resort, you know. I wanna get my shot. But if things don't work out, I'll use them." Eddy said.

"Whatever. The faster we beat #32, the faster we can get the Hell outta here." Drew anxiously. They went deeper into Planet Chronos II. They decided to split up. Ed and Eddy will be together. Edd and Drew will be together. Eddy's Brother will be with Corey, and Rakon, Nukem and Watari will be together. Soon, Ed and found a group of people hiding.

"They've returned to steal our money!" A man said.

"Actually no, but we'll take your offer. I'm joking. We're here to help, right Monobrow?" Eddy said.

"Yep! We are powerful warriors from the planet Earth! We have come to save your bacon! Yum!" Ed said happily, "There is no need to fear! For we are here!"

"Shut up, Ed!" Eddy shouted angrily.

"What are we talking about?" Ed asked stupidly. Eddy started growling. The people then came out of their hiding spots.

"He's a little too weak in the upper story to be working for Android 32. Anyways, are you really gonna help us?" a woman asked.

"You bet your sweet bippy we are!" Ed shouted loudly.

"But prepare yourself, this fight is more tretcherous than your last!" a man warned.

"Where have I heard this from?" Ed asked.

"The Return of the Power Prof., stupid!" Eddy answered angrily.

"Don't look at the camera, don't look at the camera." Ed whispered to himself. Eddy started growling again.

"What the Hell is wrong with you!? We're getting nowhere around! Do you guys know where Android 32 is?" Eddy asked impatiently.

"Not sure. Maybe you should ask the priest. He knows all." the man suggested.

"Great, now I have to get a religous lesson. Whatever." Eddy said as he and Ed flew away. The group of people stared until one spoke out,

"Such rude people." Meanwhile, Corey and Eddy's Brother were along a river. They decided that the river might lead them to the nearest civilization.

"Don't rivers lead to oceans, not civilization? You must've failed Social Studies, or Geography, whatever you do." Eddy's Brother said.

"We don't have very many options. I think I see someone." Corey said pointing. It was a warrior fallen in battle. He was still alive though.

"Damn, this guy is messed up. I hate the smell of corpses, let's go." Eddy's Brother said anxiously.

"But we can't just leave him here!" Corey called out.

"In the words of Drew, 'The faster we beat #32, the faster we can get the Hell outta here.' I don't want to be slowed down." Eddy's Brother said angrily.

"Fine!" Corey shouted. They both went on.

Meanwile, back on Earth, Sarah asked her father where Ed was. He said that Ed had another battle to win on Planet Chronos II. Sarah wanted to go. So she found that Double D had left the blueprints laying around. Everyone helped build a ship because they wanted to help the Eds as much as they could.

"Are you sure we should be doing this? It's unsafe." Jimmy said worrying.

"It can't be that bad." Kevin said.

"And Rolf would like to watch the Eds partake in battle." Rolf said. They went on board the ship. Kevin started it up. They made it there in about one week. They set up camp, in a nearby cave.

"I hate caves! They're so dirty! I will not sleep on a stalagcite!" Jimmy complained.

"One word of advice: Chill!" Kevin shouted annoyed.

"Rolf shall warm Cry-Baby Jimmy with the burning of wood.

"Hey! Plank has feelings too!" Jonny shouted.

"Whatever. And I think you mean fire. I'm hungry. What's for dinner?" Kevin asked.

"Oh, it's right... W-w-where's the food? Oh no! We're doomed! What are we gonna eat!? Jimmy panicked.

"Are you friggin' serious? I'm starving! Now we're all gonna die!" Nazz panicked.

"Great! Now one question; who's eating who?" Kevin asked.

"Uh, it who's eating whom." Jimmy corrected.

"That's it! I'm eating you!" Kevin shouted.

"Not if I eat you first!" Jimmy retorted.

"You better not!" Kevin shouted angrily.

"I'm gonna eat you both if you don't shut the Hell up! Now, Rolf, Jimmy, and I will go get food. The rest of you, keep the fire going." Sarah commanded.

"F***ing plot fillers..." Kevin said, breaking the fourth wall.