Chapter 5
Draziku then ran into the battle field.
"You shall not beat me!" Draziku yelled.
"You again? Hey, it's your call. Alright, Draziku! You and me!" Eddy's Brother shouted as he powered up to a False Super Saiyan and threw away his hat. Draziku was kind of scared, but not scared enough to quit.
"Mega Boomer!" Draziku screamed. The beam went towards Eddy's Brother, but he didn't flinch.
"This again? You seriously need new moves. I can't tell you how many times I've seen this!" Eddy's Brother bragged. He easily diflected the beam.
"Dammit! Oh well, I do have another move just for you!" Draziku planned, "Try the Death Impact!" Draziku made a huge reddish ball of energy. It was stronger than Eddy's Brother. He had had no way of dodging it. So he just tried to block it.
"Crap. Could this get worse?" Eddy's Brother asked himself. Eddy, angry at Draziku, ran and deflected the ball. His power grew, because of his rage. He then started powering up and screaming really loudly and for a long time. The ground began to shake as he grew a golden brown aura. Eddy became a False Super Saiyan, and he surpassed everyone, except Ed and Drew, even Draziku. Eddy made a Death Break, which was where he used nearly 100% of his energy on one kick in the stomach. Eddy did it weakening Draziku almost powerless. Eddy then fired a Special Beam Cannon with the rest of his energy. He forced a whole threw Draziku's stomach, killing him finally. Eddy then powered then and fell down on his back, panting.
"Oh my achin' head!" Eddy panted. The others cheered for their new hero.
"Way to go, Eddy!" Corey cheered.
"You're #1. And I don't mean Android #1." Ed cheered.
"Just shut up, and pass me a Senzu!" Eddy commanded. Corey tossed Eddy a Senzu Bean. Eddy caught it, then ate it quickly. He then jumped up like a well-oiled spring. "That's better. We should go on." Eddy suggested.
"But where? We've probably searched to entire planet already." Ed added.
"No, this planet is really big, already we've probably searched about a quarter." Rakon corrected, "Get going." They all flew around the planet looking for life. They then came across an abandoned village, with nearly destroyed buildings. They all flew down to search the place.
"This looks like a ghost town. This place is startin' to freak me out, man." Eddy said. Ed, who was in front stopped in the middle of the road. He turned around.
"I sense someone! Someone strong! Trouble! Big!" Ed shouted.
"That's stupid!" Eddy insulted.
"No, focus your energy to the east. Someone's there!" Double D offered.
"I can feel it. I know you're feeling it too." Corey said.
"It's really powerful." Eddy's Brother said.
"Now I can feel it. Damn, it's stronger than us. Me and the Eds will check it out. We'll come back if he's a real threat." Eddy planned.
"Just be careful! We aren't stopping if you're as good as dead!" Drew said.
"We got it!" Eddy said. The Eds started walking towards the strong sensation. It was pretty far away. Eddy decided to pass the time.
"Okay, guess who I'm thinking of. It's a middle aged bitch." Eddy said.
"I don't know." Double D replied.
"It's your mom! Heheh!" Eddy joked rudely.
"I fail to see the humor in this!" Double D retorted.
"The power close, I can taste it! It tastes like... Gravy!" Ed yelled happily, "Ed hungry!"
"Stick it!" Eddy exclaimed.
"Eddy almost said a bad word." Ed said.
"I will swear if you don't keep quiet! I bet you couldn't last ten seconds without talking!" Eddy bet.
"Easy!" Ed said before pausing for ten seconds, "See, I told you!"
"Ooh!" Eddy sighed out of disbelief. The Eds saw Zanyu and Kanzo were plotting.
"We still have about two-hundred people left. We should've eradicated them by morning. Then we can head to the planet known as Ee-arth." Kanzo explained.
"Uh, I think it's pronounced Earth." Zanyu offered.
"That's stupid!" Kanzo retorted.
"Let's go back and tell Watari and the others!" Double D commanded. The Eds ran back to the others and told them the news.
"W-what!? They will have killed everyone on this planet by morning, and then head to Earth!? I cannot allow that!" Rakon explained. Drew and Ed powered up to a Super Kaioken x20 and went to fight head on. Ed charged and headbutted Kanzo in the chest and then threw him to a plateau. Drew kicked Zanyu in the face, twisting his head around the he threw him at the same plateau. Ed and Drew then fired a Fist of Light at them. They stuck their hands up, and a large green ball formed, and then they both separated and hit the plateau. It exploded, but the two weren't hurt that much.
"Who are those guys? They don't look like the people here." Kanzo said.
"Well, whatever planet they are from, they'll die just the same." Zanyu explained. He charged and tried to punch Drew but he was too fast. He then tried to punch Ed, but Ed grabbed his arm and twisted it around. Drew punched Kanzo in the stomach, then made a ki blast go through his chest. Kanzo was still alive though. They all traded punches now.
"They are really going at it. Maybe I should help them." Double D said.
"That won't be necessary, dude. There power levels ar 43,230 and 41,670. You'd just get in the way." Eddy's Brother explained.
"Then why don't you fight?" Double D asked.
"They obviously are way stronger, I'd ruin their fun."
"I'm bored. They aren't even putting up a fight! This guy is still punching me and he isn't giving me any harm!" Drew exclaimed. Drew threw Zanyu in a lake far away. Ed knocked Kanzo down and then held him down with his foot. he then began firing many ki blasts at him whbile he was still on the ground. Ed threw Kanzo in the same lake. They both fired a Kamehameha Wave. It wasn't very effective. Then the rest of the gang joined in as well. Kanzo and Zanyu were both killed. They all celecrated the sucess for about two minutes and went ot search the planet again.
Meanwhile, Android 32 was yelling at his last two henchmen, Turles and Android 17.
"No, no, no! How could these bastards be so strong?!" Android 32 asked angrily.
"Well Saiyans are pretty unpredictable." Android 17 said.
"Hey jackass, I'm right here!" Turles said angrily.
"If you want soemthing done right, you've gotta do it yourself, don't follow me." Android 32 commanded as he flew away.
"Good job, asswhole. You've angered him!" Android 17 shouted. Android 32 began searching the planet for the heroes.
