A/N: For a request by someone who wanted Szechuan Sauce being mentioned.
Disclaimer: NO.
It was a day off today, the team didn't have any missions, Rick stayed with them.
214 was watching Ball Fondlers with the others Psychokinetic Mortys
"Hey, 214, you remember that film Mulan?" He asked 214.
"Um, yeah, I've watched it with my Summer when I was about five and she was eight." He replied.
"They had a promotion, they made a new sauce for the McNuggets called Szechuan Sauce in 1998, it was delicious, and they got rid of it and now it's gone." He told 214.
"Why the hell do you want me to get it?, I wasn't born back then, neither of the Mortys are." He told Rick.
"I need that sauce 214, even if it takes 5 fucking years, I need that sauce!" He told him.
"Why won't the Head Chef Morty make it?, He can make a sauce identical to it." 214 told him.
"No, nothing compares to the McDonalds one, Tetsuo." He said.
214 thought, fuck my Tetsuo Shima homage.
He didn't mind the nickname, he loved it, but it creeped him out a little when Rick called him it since he usually was called by his dimension number without the C letter.
Mortici entered the room.
"Hey, Tetsuo, I need you help with something..." She said.
"Um, sure, what is it." 214 said, following her into the bathroom.
"Can you go buy me tampons?, 414 is too embarrassed and they don't sell them here." Mortici whispered.
214 felt his face go red, aw shit, he thought.
"Um sure, how much to they cost?" He asked.
"30 dollars." She said.
He went to Rick.
"I need 30 dollars." He said.
Rick handed him it.
"Fine, here you go." Rick said as he ran off.
214 himself felt really stupid buying female sanitary products, Rick lended him the portal gun.
He went to the shop, he felt like an idiot buying tampons, he went to the store clerk.
"That'll be 30 dollars." He said.
He handed the money, he then scurried back out.
A phone rang and 214 picked it up.
"Did you get my tampons?" She asked him.
"Yes, I'm the best comrade in the world!" He said over the phone.
After using the portal gun, 214 gave Mortici it and he went to cry himself.
The Telekinetic Morty, Psychio was having one of his severe migraines, he destroyed an entire window.
"My god, Rick, Rick, Rick!" Tele said, seeing Psychio's condition deteriorate.
He ran to Rick, Tele was gasping and he shaked uncontrollably.
"It's Psychio, his condition worsened, what the hell are we gonna do?" He sobbed.
Rick came into Psychio's room, he noticed Psychio had vomited on the bedsheets.
"Clean up in room 897." 214 said with a mop and bucket
214 was often a janitor and he was very good at it, he cleaned up food, vomit, pee and spilled drinks.
He changed the bedsheets.
"If his condition worsens, take him to Surgeon Rick, he's a pretty good doctor aswell as a healer." 214 told Rick.
Rick did just that, he took Psychio to the doctors.
"I'll be back in 1 hour, 214, you're in charge." He told the team and 214.
"What? But Rick, he isn't you real grandson!" OG Morty protested.
"Yeah, but he's a beast." Rick said as he left with Psychio.
214 went up to OG Morty.
"Hey, Vanilla, Ball Fondlers?" He asked him.
"Fine Tetsuo, if that's want you want..." He replied.
The boys watched Ball Fondlers, Mortici also watched it.
Surgeon Rick took a good look at Psychio.
"Here's your problem, his brain activity is 650, I recommend you give him this serum to lower it to around a Telekinetic Morty's recommemded level, which is 250, a Telepathic Morty is usually a 150 and a Psychokinetic Morty is usually a 350." He told Rick.
"Thanks." Psychio said as the duo left.
Rick looked at the Psychio, who was seen playing the loose bandages he wore.
"So, uh, you hungry or something?" He asked the psychic.
"Um, yeah." He replied.
The two went somewhere private to have the medicine administered.
"They gave me a brain activity checker." He told him.
He nodded, after the medicine, they went somewhere to eat.
Then they went home and back to Daycare.
"Hey, Morty Army, I'm home." Rick told the group of his Mortys.
"What was his diagnosis?" 214 asked.
"Brain activity is 650, this is twice the brain activity of the average Psychokinetic Morty and since he is in the Citedal, the only way he can evolve is combining another Telekinetic Morty and since I am not bothered to have another..." He told 214.
"I heard this brain activity can kill a Telepathic Morty." Tele told the group, coming in.
"Yeah, Psychio, it's best to rest for a few days." Rick told the team.
Psychio was resting in his bedroom, SRF was nice enough to give Psychio the Rick plush he carried around.
SRF and Psychio got on well with eachother, they would watch films, TV, play video games and action figures together.
He stayed at his bedside the entire time.
"Hey, Psychio, I made fruit salad, want some?" He asked.
He nodded, SRF gave him the bowl, and Psychio ate it slowly.
"Thanks." He said after he finished the bowl
The team won their 60th medal.
214 smirked, he was amazing at battling, his skills improved.
He could one-shot a single team, which amazed Rick greatly.
"You-You know, 214, you are amazing, you're like the god of Psychics!" Rick said in an amazed manner.
He nodded.
"Let's get back to Day Care, I bet Turbulent is pissing everyone off." 214 said.
They nodded.
"I just know it." 214 said
Back in the Day Care, things weren't going to plan as 414 expected.
He wanted to watch Ball Fondlers, play Cards Against Humanity, and rest.
But Turbulent Juice Morty was now trying to get him to eat Turbulent Juice.
"I don't want to eat that fucking paste!" 414 yelled, trying to move his head away.
Turbulent Juice Morty was pestering 414, who tried to force-feed him the stuff.
414 was thankful he was stronger, and more experienced.
"Open your mouth, you psychokinetic boy!" He yelled, trying to open 414's mouth.
414 ended up throwing him to the floor.
"Just because you are muscular and bigger than me, doesn't mean you are stronger, I have seen combat, I have seen Mortys getting hurt, I have even went out with Rick, you are no different from other Mortys that you find on badge 1." He told Turbulent Juice Morty.
The team arrived back, 214 talked with Tele.
"How is Psychio?" 214 said.
"He's fine, his abilities are less painful." Tele said.
He noticied Turbulent Juice Morty and 414 fighting, so he intervened.
"What the fuck is going on here?" 214 asked.
"He tried to feed that Turbulent Juice shit!" 414 said, pointing at Turbulent Juice.
"I'm doing him a favor!" Turbulent Juice Morty said.
"Turbulent, you force feed him that again and I will-" 214 said before 414 cut him off.
"Build a wall and fucking put you through it!" 414 threatened.
"Gee, thanks 414." 214 said before leaving the two.
Psychio's condition had improved.
"Okay, your brain levels are at 250, that's good." Rick said, checking Psychio's brain activity.
At night, Psychio slept pretty well, he could sleep for the first time in days and he didn't have to worry about headaches and migraines that were common in his evolutionary line.
Rick went to 214's dorm.
"Mission in the morning." He said to the team.
They nodded, 214 was in a food coma due to supper.
"Hey, 214, a mission in the morning." Rick said.
He looked at 214, he could see his stomach was slightly bloated and he had saliva running down his face.
"Relax, Rick, it's just a food coma." OG Morty said.
Rick nodded and left the group without a word
The team were fighting again.
"Okay, use Mind Meld!" Rick commanded 214.
214 unleashed the attack on the Test X78 Morty, knocking it out and defeating the trainer to get the loot box.
After getting the loot box, they got a Blips and Chitz coupon, after arriving back, they put the coupon in the machine.
"Okay, we get some crap that our bag is too full for, and hm, a Exo-Omega Morty, nice." RIck said.
The Exo-Omega Morty was sent to the Day Care just like the other Mortys.
"Don't these coupons make this so much fucking easier?!" Rick stated loudly.
The five nodded in agreement.
"Okay, back to base, we will search boxes and go back." Rick said.
"I had to fight two fucking Psychokinetic Mortys, and won." 214 said with exhaustion in his voice.
"Tomorrow, we will fight again." Rick said.
A/N: Sorry this chapter is so much multiple parts, I am trying to get enough ideas as possible.