So I owe you guys a happy chapter to make up for yesterday. But let's face it: the best way for Regina to die would be in Emma's arms.
Anyway, this chapter is different from everything else. It's a series of texts between Regina and Emma. Emma is underlined, and Regina is italic. Enjoy!
Regina!
Emma? What's wrong?
Nothing. Just wanted to say hi :)
Don't scare me like that! I thought that you had gotten into some kind of trouble again.
I don't always get into trouble…
Uh huh. Sure you don't.
Anyway, there's something that I wanted to ask you.
Okay…
Are you a magician?
What?
Because whenever I look at you, everything else disappears.
…
I know. You're blown away by my awesome pick-up line.
We're already married. I don't think you really need to worry about using those on me.
Party pooper.
Regina guess what!
You actually tried cooking your own lunch instead of buying that junk food from Granny's?
Funny. Real funny.
I thought so too. So what's up?
You must be hell of a thief, because you stole my heart from across the room.
You do realize that I used to literally steal hearts from people, correct?
Well. That one backfired.
So I need a favor
Is your magic out of control again? I thought that we had fixed that problem
No, my magic is fine. It's something else…
You know that I'd do anything for you. What's up?
Will you touch my arm so I can tell my friends that I've been touched by an angel?
...What friends?
Regina Swan-Mills!
Love you! :D
Hey I wrote you a poem
Oh dear. This should be good.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I didn't know what perfect was until I met you!
That wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.
Are you actually praising one of my pick-up lines?
Of course not. That one just wasn't as bad as the previous ones that I've gotten.
I'll take it!
Hey Regina, guess what? You're on my list of things to do tonight ;)
You know, you sent that to me at a great moment.
Why's that? Dreaming about me while at work?
Nope. Henry was holding my phone.
...Well I'm going to go die in a hole now
Emma, I have a question for you.
What's up?
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
Did you just use a pick-up line?!
Yes. Yes I did.
I'm so proud!
Just so you know, I didn't think of any of those pick-up lines. There's literally a website for it and I chose the ones that I liked the best. Hope you enjoyed the chapter and got a few laughs from it! Sorry it was so short!